*Breathing intensifies*

✨"HI SISTERS"✨🔦

Lol sorry (I'm sorry that I'm not sorry), I literally can't help it. Let me try again

Hi Sis- NO, Hi I Exist, and I'm back with more shidge trash. Ha, take that life- that got really depressing, really fast
Hope you enjoy this chapter!

*me contemplating life* I don't even like make up... come to think of it.. I HATE MAKE UP-

Anyway... I feel a song coming on!!!!
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Don't judge me
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Ps. I have no idea what it's truly like in an psychiatric hospital (you probably should be worried if I did) so some stuff might be wrong, I looked up a video on some of the stuff they do inside.. sooooo, I know a little bit, BUT NOT MUCH!

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Pidge's/Katie's POV

Iverson says a couple new loopy doopy- I mean patients. sorry, that was disrespectful to whoever the new clients are.. I don't have a filter
Anyway! I work in an Psychiatric hospital called Garrison.. fun right? Wrong, it sucks, everybody yells at you and hates you, so that's fun.

"Pidge! Did you hear about the new patients" Lance my best friend asks, he has beautiful tan skin, darkish brown hair, lovely ocean blue eyes, a lanky and long build, and he's a security guard here at the Garrison

"No! Of course not! I didn't hear about the three new crazy's, named Allura, Coran, and Shiro, one woman and two men. Allura here for believing she is an alien, Coran here for the same reason, and Shiro here because he says he was captured by aliens! I have noooo idea what your talking about!" I say, my friend Lance and I joke about the clients being crazy's, and other names.. they definitely don't like that, but it's fun to mess with them! (A/n tip! Don't do that, it's just a joke, in an imaginary world, but like- don't do that in real life please)

"Well you don't have to be so rude about it" lance growls, turning around and walking the other way

"Yeah I do!" I yell, I am very short, but don't underestimate me I can pack a punch, i have a short hazel locks, a Lion mane like hairstyle, my round glasses cover freckles dotted across my face, bright and vibrant hazel eyes

"Do you guys ever shut up??" One of are clients James jokes from inside his psychiatric ward, he was brought to us for.. well.. Murder, he's actually really nice if you get to know him!

"NOPE!" I hear Lance yell from down the hall

"Haha, sorry James" I smirk

"Ah, it's okay pretty lady" James -I think- smiles, he knows my name, but calls me pretty lady because some jerks were, well, being jerks about my tomboy appearance, and he just calls me pretty lady now.. I actually really like it, it's nice.

"Whatever you say" I smile, before turning back to my computer set up, you see... I'm like the eyes and ears for the garrison, I have security cameras.. Everywhere, and I mean everywhere, I know what's happening, when it's happening and where it's happening, at all times..

"Hey Pidge!" My other friend Hunk says, he has black short hair, a orange bandanna around his forehead (always), dark tan skin, dark brown eyes, and he's also a security guard

"Yeah?"

"Did you hear?"

"Yeah, I did.. I literally have security cameras everywhere, I see everything.. why do you guys keep doing this??" I deadpan

"No, not the new patients! A new security guard!!" He smiles excitedly

"Whaaaaat How do I not know about- OW" I say, getting up to go see what's happening, but before I get up I get tangled in the chair.. of course I do!

"Dagnabbit!!! Stupid chair!" I try to escape from the chairs evil clutches

"I think I'm just gonna... go.."

"Stupid chair. stupid garrison, stupid, Stupid, Stupid!!!"

"Bye.." Hunk says

"Rough day?" James asks from his psychiatric ward

"Tell me about it" I sigh, still stuck in the chair

"I would help you.. but you know-"

"Don't, just don't" I growl

Time-skip still Pidge/Katie's POV (due to poler bear)

"Gunderson!" My boss, commander Iverson calls. You don't get know what he looks like because I'm to lazy to do that right now, besides! you probably already know what he looks like..

"Yeah" I ask

"Come meet your new coworker"

".........."

"Now, Gunderson"

"Fineeeeee, good bye my loves" I blowing a kiss to my precious computers

"Keith" the new guy says plainly, he's average hight (or as auto correct calls it, he's average nightmares) he has very pale skin, almost like a vampire..... NOPE, not getting into that! Gorgeous purple... purple eyes?? That's new, a black messy mull-

My thoughts were cut off by hysterical laughter..

"OH MY QUIZNAK, HAHA! HE HAS A MULLET!!!! THIS IS AMAZING" lance screeches, pointing at Keith

"What the..." Keith looks at lance quizzically as lance wipes tears from his eyes

"Hehe, sorry Lance, Lance McLain's the name" lance sticks his hand out to shake, Keith just looks at his hand

"Yeah.. no" Keith pushes lance's hand away

"Ah! Rude!" Lance yells, holding his hand up to his forehead dramatically

"Sorry about him.. Pidge" I say smiling at Keith

"Hey, Pidgeon give Mullet a tour would ya?" Lance asks already walking away

"Yeah.. I guess I have to now.." i sigh

"That was really weird Gunderson" Iverson says looking at me

"Yeah I know, okay Keith follow me!" I say turning and walking away, hoping Keith was following me

"Yeah... sure.."

"That's hunk" I point to hunk

"Hi!" I hunk says from inside the garrison kitchen

"That's James" I point to James

"Oh, he- HAHA, HE HAS A MULLET!!" James laughs

"Is everybody gonna do this?" Keith asks looking at me

"Probably"

"Hm.." He hums

We just walk for a while

"Okay this i-OOF" I start to say before hitting a hard surface, luckily Keith catches me- haha just kidding, he didn't..

"Owww" I groan, lying on the floor like a starfish

"Oh I'm sorry!" I hear a deep voice say (A/n I almost put muscular voice, What?? Why???)

"Yeah, yeah, thanks I'm fine" I say waving my hand around

"Oh.. okay" the voice says

I look up to see a tall man, with a muscular build, black upper cut, with a white hair floof, a shiny prosthetic arm, dark stormy grey eyes, and a scar across the bridge of his nose....

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"Yup, your doomed" Lance says sitting on the couch, my coworkers and I have a living room type area for are breaks, just to hang out at, it has two couches, and tree chairs, oh yeah, and two coffee tables

"Your in love?!?!?" my brother/coworker Matt asks, with his signature protective brother face, he basically looks exactly like me... except he has a large scar going down his right cheek, oh and he doesn't have any glasses

"NO! IM NOT IN LOVE!!!" I screech, covering Matt's mouth with my hand in the process
(I read a fan fiction, where it read 'shiro covers Pidge's mouth with his mouth' 😂 I died laughing, it wasn't even a shidge book, just a error in the writing, Lol)

Matt bits my finger

"OWWWWWWWWWWW" I yell holding my finger

"You deserved it.." lance mumbles to himself

"WHAT?" I growl, if looks could kill, lance would be long gone by now

"Nothing!" Lance yells running away

"That's what I thought.." I whimper holding my finger like it was a lost child

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Hope yah enjoyed!

Green-Bean OUT!