Y/n is seen lying in his bed, his foot twitching every-so-often as drool dripped from the corner of his mouth. Then a loud crash and a yell wakes him up, his eyes snapping open as loud swears follow.

"Motherfucker!"

Y/n's eyes flicker around all over his room before he realizes where he was. He then groaned as he felt a massive headache smack into him, feeling and rubbing his head in pain as he sits up.

Y/n: "Motherfucker... How pissed did I get last night...?"

Y/n grunts as he rubs his head and hops off of his bed. He walks out of his room and down the hall, where he hears muttered swears from his kitchen.

"Satandammit...! Shit!"

Y/n walks into the living room and sees Loona in the kitchen, hopping up and down on one paw as she holds the other. This made Y/n confused as he approached the kitchen.

Y/n: "Oi, cunt. Ya good?"

Loona hisses in pain as she sets her foot down and grunts. She turns to Y/n with an annoyed look in her eyes.

Loona: "You're awake, finally. How was it, Sleeping Beauty?"

Y/n: "Shit. Crikey, how pissed did I get last night? I got one massive bloody headache..."

Loona: "Pissed? You weren't angry at all. You were just drunk as--"

Y/n gave Loona a "think for a moment" look, and she realized what he meant.

Loona: "Oh, you meant drunk, right?"

Y/n: "I reckon, yeah."

Loona: "Oh. Shit. Well, you had about twenty beers, so... I'd say pretty "pissed"."

Y/n: "Bloody hell. I didn't do anything too stupid, now did I?"

Loona blushed when she remembered what Y/n was going to say the night prior. However, she shook her head to get rid of the blush and to tel Y/n "no", even though it was a lie.

Loona: "N-nah. You did nothing, really. But you must have a massive fucking hangover."

Y/n: *rubs head* "Yeah, no shit... What're ya doin' here anyway?"

Loona: "I was, uh, kinda stranded here. You don't have a car and you were knocked out, so you couldn't open a portal to get me home. So I crashed here last night, hope you don't mind."

Y/n: "No drama. Ya good." *sniffs the air* "Ya makin' coffee?"

Loona: "Yeah, but it's only black coffee. Why don't you have any sugar or cream?"

Y/n: "I like my coffee untouched, thank ya very much."

Y/n smiled at Loona as he walks further into the kitchen and grabs a mug from one of his cabinets. He pours some coffee into it and takes a nice, long sip. Once he was done, he lets out a satisfied sigh.

Y/n: "That's the good shit, I'll tell ya."

Loona: "Yeah, wish you had sugar and stuff, though."

Y/n simply smirks at Loona before knocking his hand fist against a secret cabinet next to him. It opens to reveal sugar, all types of cream, and different types of coffee brews inside.

Y/n: "I don't leave my mates stranded, Loona. Ya know that."

Loona couldn't help but laugh as she shakes her head. She sets her coffee down and grabs some sugar and cream from the cabinet, pouring them into her coffee and stirring it together. When she's done and takes a sip, she lets out a satisfied sigh as well.

Loona: "You're a fucking lifesaver, Y/n."

Y/n: "I live to please, mate."

Y/n tells Loona with a wink, making her roll her eyes in amusement. She takes another sip of her coffee before she gets curious.

Loona: "Hey... I've got a question."

Y/n hummed curiously as he rubbed his head in pain, his hangover still very much in effect.

Loona: "How do you make those portals of yours? Do you have an Asmodian Crystal or something?"

Y/n: "Uh... Can I tell ya a secret, mate?"

Loona: "Sure."

Y/n: "I tell everyone it's an Asmodian Crystal, because they wouldn't believe me otherwise."

Y/n says with a smirk, making Loona confused as she tilts her head.

Loona: "What do you mean?"

Y/n smirks as he lifts up his hand to reveal a greenish-blue ring on his ring finger made out of some kind of crystal.

Y/n: "I say it's this, but I actually do it myself. I have, like, a special gift or something. I dunno."

Loona: "That's... kinda cool, actually."

Y/n: "Really?"

Loona: "Yeah. I have to use this stupid book to make portals."

Y/n: "Really now?"

Y/n asked with a small grunt afterwards from his headache.

Loona: "Yeah, Blitz gets to use it since he fucks this Goetia prince on the daily."

Y/n: "Goetia prince? Ya mean Stolas?"

Loona: "Yeah, him. You know him?"

Y/n: "Bodyguarded him an' his wife, Stella, for a bit once. Stolas was pretty nice, but his wife was a shitwipe. She was always cracking the shits on everyone for the smallest things."

Loona: "Yeah, sounds like them."

Y/n: "Yeah. They're daughter an' I didn't interact much. She was just always in the background doin' her own stuff."

Loona: "Must've been one bad time."

Y/n: "Wasn't all too bad. Stolas was pretty nice and polite, and Octavia didn't seem to care enough to be crook with me. Stella was the only bad thing about the job."

Loona: "I bet."

Loona said and took a long sip of her coffee. Y/n also took a sip, one much longer than his friend's, before they both finish. Then Y/n looked through the open window in the kitchen to see a locked, closed door on the other side of the apartment. He wondered if Loona tried to look inside, but she probably would've brought it up if she did. So Y/n decided to shake his head and turn to Loona.

Y/n: "How 'bout I bring ya home, yeah? Ya dad's gotta be worried sick about ya, Loona."

Loona: "Whatd'ya mean? He would've called me if he was concerned."

Y/n looked at Loona with a "ya sure?" look. This makes her slightly nervous as she hesitantly takes her phone from her pocket and turns it on. She checks her notifications, only to see that she has fifty-two missed calls and over one hundred unread messages. All of them were from Blitzo.

Loona: "Oh, fuck! I forgot I set my phone to silent last night!"

Y/n: "Told ya, Loo Loo."

Loona: "Don't call me that! Shut up and get me home!"

Y/n: "Alright, alright! No need to get ya knickers in a twist! What's ya address?"

Loona hurriedly told Y/n her address and the Hellhound male nodded before stretching. He cracks his fingers and unsheathes his claws, swiping them through the air and tearing open a portal. He turns to Loona with a playful bow.

Y/n: "M'lady."

Loona rolled her eyes impatiently and shoved Y/n through the portal before going through herself. When she lands on the other side, she finds herself standing in the middle of her street in front of her house. Y/n stands up and dusts himself off, shaking his whole body which poofs the dirt off of him.

Y/n: "Nice place. Not bad at all."

Loona: "Yeah, thanks."

Loona says before jogging over to her home's front door and opening it. She steps inside and calls out to her adoptive father.

Loona: "Blitz? Blitz, I'm home!"

Hurried scrambling is heard as things are knocked over inside the house. Y/n pokes his head through the door to see what was going on, raising a brow in confusion. Then an Imp in a t-shirt and shorts, Blitzo, runs into view and jumps onto Loona.

(What he's wearing)

Blitzo: "Loona! I'm so glad you're okay! I called and texted you so many times, but you didn't respond!"

Loona: "S-sorry, Blitz. I forgot I had my phone on silent."

Blitzo: "I was worried sick! What happened? Where were you?!"

The worried adoptive father asks his adopted daughter before spotting Y/n behind her. Blitzo's eyes narrow at the Hellhound as he crawls over Loona's shoulder and pops his head through her hair.

Blitzo: "Who the fuck are you, mister?!"

Y/n: "Uh... g'day, mate. Name's Y/n. Pleasure to meet ya, sir. I'd assume you're Blitz?"

Blitzo: "Yeah! Who are you?!"

Loona: "Blitz, calm down. He's my friend."

Loona told Blitzo as she grabbed him out of her hair and turned around to face Y/n, placing the tall Imp down on his feet. Loona calling this other Hellhound a friend also caught Blitzo off-guard. He doesn't remember the last time he heard her call someone a friend other than Vortex, so this immediately put a smile on his face. Loona saw this and immediately regretted her words.

Loona: "Oh, no..."

Y/n: "What's wrong?"

Blitzo: *sparkling eyes* "My Loonie has a friend! That she brought here! Hahahaha! Yes, this is great!"

Blitzo announces as he turns around and rushes over to the kitchen.

Blitzo: "I have to make breakfast! You two must be starving!" *pokes head out of kitchen* "You two haven't eaten yet, have you?"

Loona: "No. Blitz, please don't--"

Blitzo: "Nonsense! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

Y/n: "He's right, ya know?"

Loona: "Don't you fucking side with him!"

Y/n simply shrugged as he walked forward. Noises came from the kitchen as Blitzo prepares to make breakfast for the three of them.

Y/n: "I ain't. I'm just hungry, an' I could use some grub... Loonie."

Y/n chuckled a bit at the nickname he was definitely going to use from now on, making Loona growl in annoyance. She crosses her arms, grumbling as she walks forward into her house and closing the front door with her tail. Y/n walks into the kitchen, where Blitzo was preparing breakfast and now stirring a bowl of some kind of mix together while wearing an apron. How he got it and started preparations so fast, nobody knows.

Y/n: "What's for brekky?"

Blitzo: *mimicking accent* "Hotcakes, mate!"

Blitzo answered, mimicking Y/n's accent which made him chuckle as Loona walked over to a door that was labeled as her room.

Y/n: "That was good! Quite impressive."

Blitzo: "Thanks. I was an entertainer when I was younger, so I got pretty good at moc-- I mean, mimicking people."

Y/n: "Well, I reckon ya pretty good. Wasn't that a good imitation of my accent, Loona?"

Loona: *annoyed* "Yeah, sure. I'm gonna take a shower and change. Get me when "brekky" is ready."

Blitzo: "Of course, sweetie! I love--!"

Loona doesn't give Blitzo the time to finish as she goes into her room and slams the door shut. Both Blitzo and Y/n look at the closed door, both confused as Blitzo finished what he was gonna say.

Blitzo: "... you."

Y/n: "What's got her knickers in a twist?"

Blitzo couldn't help but snicker at this.

Blitzo: "Hehehehe. Knickers..."

Y/n: "Seriously, though. She okay?"

Blitzo: "Ah, she's always like that. Especially in the morning. Don't take it too personally."

Y/n: "Right..."

Y/n said as he turned to look at Loona's room door. His eyes grow curious as they flicker back and forth.

Inside Loona's room, her clothes wee strewn on her floor as the sound of an active shower came from her bathroom. Inside said bathroom, Loona was taking a shower like she said she was. She was rubbing shampoo through her hair, already having put body wash everywhere else. However, she was very annoyed about what was just going on. She just wanted to hang out with Y/n, not be here any longer than she needed to be. She planned to stop by, check in with Blitzo, and then scram so she and Y/n could hang out more and catch up with each other. Now she has to have "brekky" with the two people she didn't want to have meet right now.

Loona: "Why now...? I really hope he doesn't find out that Y/n's the guy we tried to kill a week ago."

Loona tells herself as she washes away the soap in her hair. She then washes the rest of her body and turns off her shower. The Hellhound steps out of her shower, her fur all soaking wet and dripping with water. She grabs a towel and dries herself off with it, putting it away and stepping out of her bathroom. She goes to her closet and grabs some of her usual clothes, quickly changing into them. Loona then went to her dresser, looking at herself in the mirror and realizing she needed to do some work on her hair and makeup, even though she guessed neither Y/n or Blitzo would care. Doesn't matter. She wanted to make herself look... presentable at least. So she got out her brush and makeup, brushing her hair and putting the makeup on her face. When she was done, she checked herself in the mirror and found her look satisfying enough to go through the day with.

Loona left her room and into the living room, where she sees Y/n sitting on the couch with his phone in hand. He was scrolling through some newsfeed, not at all paying attention to his surroundings. This made Loona smirk misheviously as she got an idea, and she slowly began approaching Y/n from behind to scare him. She gets up right behind him, lifting up her hands to grab Y/n from behind. However, before she could, Y/n lifts up his phone and aims his camera at Loona, catching her off-guard as she looks at it.

Y/n: "Say, cheese!"

Loona: "Huh?"

The blue-eyed Hellhound clicks a button on his phone and the camera flashes, taking a picture of Loona. The flash catches Loona off-guard as she blinks rapidly multiple times to get rid of the spots in her vision. She then shakes her head and growls at Y/n.

Loona: "Dude, Y/n! My eyes!"

Y/n couldn't help but laugh at Loona's reaction, making her more ticked off.

Y/n: "Oh, it's such a beauty of a picture! Look!"

Y/n showed Loona his phone screen, showing her the picture he just took. It was of her, with her surprised face, and the the top half of Y/n's head. Loona sighed as her childhood friend chuckled to himself.

Y/n: "That's defo gonna be my home and lock screen."

Loona: "Wait, Y/n, no! I look so bad! Don't use that picture!"

Loona begged as she reached for Y/n's phone, but Y/n stretches his hand out to keep it from her reach as he pushes back on her forehead. He laughed as she struggled to grab the phone.

Loona: "Give me the phone!"

Y/n: "I don't think so, Loona. I love this picture!"

Loona: "No! I hate it! Delete it!"

Y/n: "Nevah!"

Y/n laughed as he held Loona back, keeping her from taking his phone. However, Blitzo calls from the kitchen to put a stop to the shenanigans going on.

Blitzo: "Breakfast is ready!"

Y/n smirked at Loona who just growls before pushing him, making him fall off the couch and onto the ground. He simply laughs as he picks himself up and follows Loona to a table in between the living room and the kitchen. Blitzo sat down plates of pancakes and bacon while Y/n and Loona took seats next to each other. Blitzo then took a seat on the other side of the small table, his tail wagging back and forth behind him.

Y/n immediately began digging in, smiling and moaning in satisfaction at the taste. Loona simply rolled her eyes and took a bite as well, being used to the taste but still enjoying it. Blitzo, after taking a bite as well, spoke up.

Blitzo: "So Y/n, how did you and Loona meet?"

Loona: "Blitz..."

Y/n: "It's fine, Loona." *to Blitzo* "We met at the adoption center ya probably adopted Loona from. She was new, so I decided to take her under my wing. Now we're the best of mates, aren't we Loo Loo?"

Blitzo: "Loo Loo?"

Loona groaned at the nickname.

Loona: "It's a stupid nickname he gave me when we were younger."

Y/n: "Ya know you love it."

Loona: "You know I hate it."

Y/n: "Oh, come on. What about that nickname ya gave me?"

Blitzo: "Loona giving nicknames?"

Loona: *glaring at Y/n* "No..."

Y/n: "Yep! She called me N/n."

Blitzo gushed, looking at Loona with a big smile. She only growled at Y/n.

Loona: "Can you shut up?! I was thirteen and getting annoyed at you calling me "Loo Loo". It was supposed to be sarcastic, but you got so proud of it that you never let it go!"

Y/n: "Because I absolutely loved it! Stop bein' so up yourself an'--"

Y/n stopped when he felt something hit him in the face. Blitzo tried to hold in laughter as Y/n pulled a piece of bacon off of his snout and looked at it in bewilderment before looking at Loona in shock. Loona's eyes went wide as she realized what she did and immediately regretted it.

Loona: "I'm sorry, I--"

She was immediately met with a pancake slapping her in the face. She looked at Y/n in bewilderment this time, who had a pancake in his hand. Blitzo found it even harder to hold his laughter in as Y/n smirks at Loona.

Loona: "Did you just slap me with a pancake?"

Blitzo: *holding back laughter* "He did...!"

Y/n: "Not so fun now, is it?"

Loona: "Wha... puh..."

Loona was at a lost for words. Never in her twenty-three years had anyone slap her in the face with a pancake of all things. So the only thing she could think to do was slap Y/n back, catching him and Blitzo off-guard as the latter finally bursts into laughter. However, Y/n slaps her back with his hand this time, making Blitzo cackle even louder in laughter. Loona then, in retaliation, lunges at Y/n and the two begin to tussle with each other as Blitzo laughs and cheers in the background.

Blitzo: "Yeah! Get his ass, Loona!"

Loona ignored her adoptive father as she and Y/n tussled in the dining room. Eventually, she was able to flip Y/n over her and slammed him to the floor. She quickly made sure to pin him down, keeping him from getting back up. However, Y/n looked at her and the position they were in before smirking.

Y/n: "Hey, I don't remember ya being a top."

This caught Loona off-guard as a heavy blush formed on her face and she loosened her grip on Y/n. The bodyguard took advantage of this and headbutted Loona, staggering her which Y/n quickly used to flip Loona over onto her stomach and pin her arm against her back.

Y/n: "Ah, that's better." *whispering* "And a bit familiar, I reckon?"

Loona: *still blushing* "Sh-shut up, and let me go! Asshole!"

Y/n: "As ya wish, mate."

Y/n smirked as he let go of Loona and rolled backwards to get off of her. The receptionist immediately scrambled to her feet and dusted herself off, a blush still on her face along with an annoyed tick.

Loona: "You-you can't just say things like that, dumbass...!"

Y/n couldn't help but snicker at Loona as Blitzo clapped.

Blitzo: "That was great! Breakfast and a show!"

Loona: "Shut up, Da- I mean, Blitz!"

Blitzo snickered along with Y/n, making Loona angrier.

Y/n: "Ya too cute, Loo Loo."

Loona: "Fuck you! I'm not cute!"

Y/n: "If ya say so, Loona."

Blitzo: "This is great! Now, come back and sit down, you two. We got pancakes to finish!"

Y/n: "Ya got it, bossman!"

Loona: "Ugh! Whatever..."

Loona says as she and Y/n walk back to the table. However, Y/n gets a notification on his phone and he takes it out of his pocket to check it. When he sees it, though, his smile falters which Blitzo notices.

Blitzo: "You good, Y/n?"

Y/n: "Ugh. Bloody hell... No, something just popped up."

Loona: "What?"

Y/n: "It's my, uh, job. They're callin' me in today. Something came up."

Loona: "Oh... Seriously? It seems like every time we try to hang out, something just has to come up."

Y/n: "Yeah... My apologies, Loo Loo. I'd love to hang out more, but I need to keep a roof over my head and keep food in my stomach."

Loona: "Yeah, I guess."

Y/n simply smiles as he walks up to Loona and pulls her in for a side hug. She blushed a bit as her tail started wagging back and forth.

Y/n: "Don't ya worry, Loona. We'll be able to hang out later today or tomorrow, I promise!"

Loona smiles at this, a bit relieved and comforted by this.

Loona: "Alright. If you say so... mate."

Y/n chuckled a bit at this before turning to Blitzo as he grabs the pancake he didn't slap Loona with and started putting the bacon he had on it.

Y/n: "Blitz, it was a pleasure meetin' ya. Thanks again for the hotcakes, and I'll be seeing' ya."

Y/n said as he wrapped the pancake up like a taco, taking it with the bacon and turned towards the door.

Blitzo: "It was a pleasure meeting you as well, Y/n!"

Y/n smiled at Blitzo and Loona as he neared the door. He opens it, only to pause for a moment before turning back to the tall Imp.

Y/n: "Oh, and Blitz?"

Blitzo: "Yeah?"

Y/n: "A word a' advice: next time ya try to shoot someone in the face, don't leave ya laser sight on, okay? Bye, Loo Loo!"

With that, Y/n closed the door and opened a portal to leave. However, this left Blitzo confused as he was trying to figure out what Y/n meant by that. Then it slowly dawned onto him as he remembered he left his laser sight on when he failed to snipe that target a while back. Then realization dawned upon him.

Blitzo: "MOTHERFUCKER--!"

Outside, Y/n was standing in front of his exit portal. He snickered as he heard Blitzo cussing up a storm from inside, angry that Y/n was the person IMP had failed to assassinate like they were supposed to and angry that Loona didn't tell him. The Hellhound bodyguard simply smiled and shook his head in amusement before stepping through the portal.

However, instead of appearing at his job, Y/n simply arrived back at his apartment. He made sure to close the portal he stepped through before stretching and sighing. Taking a quick bite of his pancake-bacon wrap, Y/n walks back to the kitchen and to the cabinet where he hid sugar and coffee creme. He opened it and reached inside, but completely ignored the cremes and sugar inside. Instead, he pulls out what seemed to be a key before standing up and closing the cabinet door.

Then the Hellhound bodyguard walked back towards the locked door that was pointed out from before. Y/n looked at the key in his hand before putting it in the keyhole and turning it, unlocking the door with a click. He opened the door and walked through, closing it behind him and disappearing into the room inside.
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Alright, it's back and so am I! Now that my burnout has been burnt out of my system, I'm back to writing these stories you guys love so much.

Anyways, I'll see you guys in the next chapter. Buh-bye!