pairing(s) : kermiraki
requested by : me lol
this is the best mistake i've ever made

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another boring day at the league of villains. how unfortunate. the very few engineers n people n stuff have still been working on something for their next heist- mission? whatever.

shigaraki, the big, bad, baby leader of the lov was currently sitting at the bar, being all grumpy and shit with his cereal in a glass cup because bowls are for pussies. there were about 3 other villains in the room with him, all just casually lounging around because they could.

but there was a knock at the door. they were all immediately in battle stances- kind of? it was more like they all just stood up- besides mo- kurogiri because he was just being the bar and standing n stuff.

there's been word going around the underground that the heroes were taking more villains in every day- like a bitch to the slaughter, or whatever the saying was. point is, villains these days were scarce. maybe the heroes were planning something. maybe the heroes were done with these brats' shit.

but, because shiggy was an absolute rat, he walked towards the door despite soccer mom(kurogiri) saying against it. his four fingers out of five grasped onto the doorknob. shigaraki turned it, then proceeded to pull it in only a slight bit.

and he saw... something. someone. a green blob? no. a lil frog dude tryna find his way home? maybe. honestly, it looked more like a puppet frog than anything. but no. of course not.

it's aura was too strong. too pure. happy, almost. and you bet it was fuckin scary. but then shigaraki realized. he knew this aura.

all for one told of it to him a few times when he was a child.

this was the past #1 hero in japan. kermit. he disappeared off the grid 10 years ago when all might took his place.

'why is he here? why now?' shiggy asked himself. and for some reason... for some reason he felt as if he could trust kermit with his deepest, darkest secrets.

shigaraki's thoughts were interrupted by the green frog. "hello," he said awkwardly. "i heard you guys were looking for new recruits?" kermit asked.

shiggy replied in his raspy ass voice almost right away. "yeah." he answered. "why'd you wanna know?" shigaraki inquired, looking down at that lil superb frog dude.

of course, shiggy also had to be careful during times like this. kermit might be a spy for the heroes. he didn't look like one, though. the genuine look in the frog's eyes were all that shiggy needed to know that he could trust this frog with his life.

"good," kermit said happily. "i wanna join!" the green frog exclaimed.

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a few months later, kermit really kept his word. he was probably the most powerful of the league and didn't hesitate for shit whenever out on a mission. like the perfect soldier.

shigaraki saw himself falling for the short ass frog with ping pong ball eyes.

shiggy fell for kermit, and really hard.

5 years after kermit joined the league of villains, they found themselves thriving in  recruits and satisfaction. but it wasn't enough.

shigaraki wanted... more. more out of kermit.

so he bought a ring. well, actually it was more like he stole it. oh well. its still a fucking ring.

and shiggy got on one knee one day, in front of kermit. they were engaged quickly.

their marriage was absolute shit to everyone in the lov who attended, but the two lovers thought that it was beautiful- of course, not as beautiful as their beloved.

and so the two, with hand in hand, went on their honeymoon to destroy u.a. happily ever after.

(p.s. shigaraki totally wore the wedding dress.)

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is it bad that i actually cried while writing this because i dID
this is the one fanfic i am truly proud of