pairing(s) : bakugou x reader
requested by : n/a
warning(s) : cursing, being hit on by mineta

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• bakugou will definitely strive to be the best boyfriend you ever had

• he, very obviously, is the best in everything

• in his own way, ofc

• would never forget your birthday or y'alls anniversary

• 90% of his search history is "how to be a good boyfriend"

• the other 10% is "how to kill mineta"

• one time you accidentally forgot your own birthday but thankfully your god of a bf reminded you whilst cuddling

• "happy birthday, y/n"
"what lmao its not my birthday"
"why the hell do you think im cuddling you?"
"ah"

• he sees you as an awful ass chef so you bet he's gonna cook some great mf food

• only cuddles on special occasions or if he just feels like it

• both of you were kind of childhood friends but then you had to move away & it was sad :((

• but surprise mf you're back and in ua

• bakugou definitely was like

• "wait fuck" squints "holy shit that's (y/n)"

• asked you out like,, during mid semester

• you bet this boy already got a ring

• everyone knows about your relationship solely because uh,, some shit went down 2 weeks after bakugou asked you out

• so mineta was being a perverted motherfucker and was kind of specifically targeting you with his shit ass words

• you heard him calling you some,, nsfw things

• apparently bakugou heard too

• you were about to fucking go out on that grape bitch but bakugou got to him first

• needless to say after getting a mental beating by explody boy mineta was very scarred and never hit on you again

• bakugou ended with "because that's my girlfriend, motHERF-" before promptly being dragged away by kirishima and sero

• so in all bakugou is a good boyfriend