Vriska. John was hanging out with Vriska. Karkat could not for the life of him fathom why John would rather spend his time with that psycho bitch instead of him. He just didn't understand why all of the sudden John would just suddenly cancel their plans for her.

The cancer troll was angrily muttering to himself in his respiteblock, pacing back and forth. Was John just tired of him? Karkat could understand that, he wasn't exactly the easiest troll to get along with. The troll let out a frustrated little growl and glanced over at his husktop. He had to get to the bottom of this. He stomped over to his desk where his husktop was sitting and practically smashed the power button. The home screen for Trollian was already on the monitor, all Karkat had to do was click on Vriska's dumb blue name...

Or he could just let it go. This was John's life. John could make his own decisions. John could live his life the way he wanted to and if living his life meant ditching Karkat, on movie night, for Vriska than so be it.

Nah, Karkat had to get to the bottom of what was so important.

-- carcinoGeneticist[CG] began trolling arachnidsGrip[AG] --

CG: HEY BITCH.
CG: LONG TIME NO SEE.
CG: OR SHOULD I SAY LONG TIME NO TAKE AWAY THE ONE PERSON THAT WOULD ACTUALLY TALK TO ME ON THIS FUCKING ROCK.
AG: Oh Karkat, you're as annoyed as ever! And I can't help 8ut feel like I'M the reason you're soooooooo annoyed today.
CG: YOU CAN BET YOUR ENTIRE ASS YOU'RE THE FUCKING REASON WHY I'M ANNOYED TODAY YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A BLUE BLOOD.
CG: WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT PLANS HAVE YOU MADE WITH EGBERT?
AG: Karkat that is personal 8usiness and luckily for me I don't have to tell you shit. ::::)
CG: OH YES YOU DO BULGEMUNCH.
CG: TELL ME NOW.
AG: Sounds like SOME8ODY is JEALOUS!
CG: I AM NOT JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CG: I'M JUST SICK AND TIRED OF THE APPARENT SUBSCRIPTION I HAVE TO "VRISKA STEALS WHATEVER PERSON ACTUALLY WANTS TO TALK TO ME" MONTHLY.
AG: Oh please. Karkat you're just 8eing melodramatic again. When have I EVER stolen your friends?
CG: HMMMMMMMMMMMM. LET ME SEE, WE HAVE KANAYA WHO YOU WERE A HORRIBLE MOIRAIL TO. YOU FORCED SOLLUX TO FUCKING MURDER HIS MATESPRIT HE WAS A DAMN BORE FOR MONTHS AFTED THAT. TEREZI WHO YOU HAVE GLUED TO YOUR FUCKING HIP AND I CAN NEVER HAVE A ONE ON ONE CONVERSATION WITH HER ANYMORE. GAMZEE WHO IS NOW IN A FRIDGE. AND LOOK!!! JOHN FUCKING EGBERT HERE TOO WITH WHATEVER IDIOTIC PLANS YOU TWO HAVE.
CG: MAYBE INSTEAD OF BEING THE THEIF OF LIGHT, YOU COULD BE THE THEIF OF KARKAT'S FRIENDS.
AG: Just as I suspected.
AG: Jeeeeeeeealous!!!!!!!!
CG: FUCK YOU.

CG: I AM NOT, NOR WILL I EVER BE JEALOUS.

CG: JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU TWO HAVE PLANNED. 

AG: Well if you MUST kn8w, John and I were going to go on a d8 tonight. 

CG: WHAT THE FUCK, WHY.

AG: We're rekindling the small flushed feelings we had for one another when I so generously helped him gain godtier and 8ecome the 8est leader in all of Paradox Space. 

CG: FUCKING GROSS.

-- carcinoGeneticst[CG] ceased trolling arachnidsGrip[AG] --

Karkat was pissed off. More than pissed off in fact. John had ditched their very important movie night to rekindle whatever temporary feelings he had for a psycho bitch that would leave his pathetic little blood pusher in pieces. Karkat let out an angry sigh and exited out of the conversation with Vriska, he should really be looking at the bright side of this. At least he could talk and hang out with Terezi now. In fact, that was exactly what he was going to do.

-- carcinoGeneticst[CG] began pestering gallowsCalibrater[GC] --

CG: HEY.
GC: H3Y K4RK4T >:]
CG: LISTEN I KNOW WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN SINCE SHIT HIT THE WHIRLING DEVICE BUT I'M ABOUT TO WATCH A BEAUTIFULLY CREATED MOVIE AND I WAS WONDERING SINCE YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO PLANS OTHER THAN SITTING AROUND AND LICKING LITERALLY EVERYTHING IF YOU WOULK JOIN ME IN WITNESSING A MASTERPIECE.
GC: K4RK4T WH4T M4K3S YOU THINK I *DON'T* H4V3 PL4NS? I'M H4NGING OUT WITH VRISK4.
CG: WAIT. YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH VRISKA? TONIGHT?
GC: UH DUHHH
GC: YOU R34LLY N33D TO G3T OUT MOR3, TH3 L4CK OF INT3R4CTION WITH P3OPLE IS ST4RTING TO G3T TO YOU.
CG: WAIT DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE GOING ON SOME WEIRD TRIPLE DATE WITH JOHN AND VRISKA?
GC: VRISK4 ISN'T GOING ON A D4T3 WITH TH4T DW33B, SH3'S GOING TO H3LP M3 LOOK FOR MOR3 S3CR3T P4ASS4G3S.

What.

Karkat slammed his husktop shut and stood up. The cancer troll didn't remember much from his walk from his room to John's, all her remembered was the pain of his nails digging into his palms and practically smashing the button to open up the door. John was idly sitting on his alchemized human bed, flipping through some sort of graphic novel. Karkat didn't even wait for John to acknowledge him, he just stomped in and began screeching at the human.

"What kind of fucked up excuse do you have now, shitstain?" Karkat asked, his arms crossed and a glare fixated at John. The Heir blinked, that "oh fuck" look plastered on his face. Karkat scoffed. "Exactly. Fuck you John Egbert. You decided to make up some bullshit excuse involving Vriska to get out of movie night."

"I just didn't want to hurt your feelings!" John exclaimed, scrambling to stand up. "What else was I supposed to say?!"

"Hmm." Karkat tapped his chin. "Oh I don't know, how about 'Hey Karkat, I'm not in the mood for movie night tonight, so I'm going to tell you like a decent person and not a douchebag. Maybe we can reschedule for some other day?' You see that would be an appropriate way to tell me you're done with my friendship." John groaned and shook his head.

"No, it's not like that! I'm not done with your friendship! I love your friendship! It's the friendliest friendship in all of friendship history! It's the bestest friendship! We're more than friends!-- Not in that way though..." The Knight of Blood scoffed.

"Oh yeah, if you weren't done with my friendship then what is so fucking important that you had to go through the entire process of getting Vriska to lie for you?!" John chewed his lower lip and Karkat stood there, waiting impatiently for an answer.

"It's...It's a human thing Karkat..." The cancer troll rolled his eyes. Of course it was a "human thing." Everything was a human thing now and it was pissing Karkat off.

"You know next time you try to lie about fake date plans with that cold blooded murderer maybe you should inform her moirail so she can help you ruin your next friendship." With that he turned on his heel and left in a huff, leaving John alone.