BANGTAN DORM

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Ooo ooo let me go get my camera!"

"Oh my God what a beautiful sight!"

"I'm snapchatting this fo sho!"

Jungkook ground his teeth, grumpily swiping away Jin's hand as he reached across to try and prod his face.

He couldn't believe it. You did it again! You'd gotten him hard and wanting as soon as you'd opened the door in your sexy wee nighty and come hither eyes. It made his hands itch to touch you, to strip you down and exchange some bodily fluids. He thought you were as desperate for him as he was for you but apparently the only one getting hot and bothered... was him. It was unheard of.

"For a girl she's sure got some balls!" he fumed, slamming his fist on the coffee table. "It's outrageous! I mean, what the hell do I do about this!?" he asked, scooping his hand up to his face.

"Sunglasses?" Jin suggested.

"Eye patch?" Taehyung added.

"A shit tonne of skin whitening cream?" Yoongi smirked.

"Beauty filters?" Jimin offered, humour laced in every bit of his tone. "Layers upon layers of beauty filters."

"Wish I could filter your mouths shut!" Jungkook barked, only making them laugh harder.

"Just keep it it looks good on you," Jin cackled, windshield laugh in full effect.

"Look on the bright side at least you won't need to wear eyeliner on that eye anymore. It's au natural now," Namjoon teased.

His members all went silent, looked at each other and then fell to the floor. "AHAHA! HAHA! AHAHA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHA!"

Hoseok ran back into the room. "I've got it!" he exclaimed excitedly. "Yah don't move. This one's going in our dressing room." Bending to his eye level, Jungkook growled as he snapped a picture of him.

"Let me see that." Jimin walked over to peer at the screen. "Whaaa Kook your first black eye from a girl. Quite the commemorative moment. Congrats," he joked.

"Shock and awe didn't have the desired effect huh?" Namjoon asked.

Jungkook glared at them. "It's not funny."

Namjoon chuckled. "I'm serious, isn't it usually one of your guaranteed moves. What did you do to her to make her punch you?"

He shook his head, ringing his hair in frustration. "I did the same thing I usually do. I found her and I gave her a present... shock! and then I kissed her... awe! I shocked and I awed the bejeezus outta her and then the femme fatale gave me this!" he grumbled pointing at his eye. "I swear she's batshit. Institution worthy mental!"

"So does that mean you give up on her then?" Taehyung asked, biting into a chocolate bar and chewing enthusiastically, waving it around. "Cos I'll have her if you don't want her anymore. You know I like em a little spicy and rough around the edges. She sounds like my type."

He glared at him. "Don't be ridiculous. Of course I'm not giving up."

"Then what's your next move?" he asked.

Jungkook gingerly pressed the blackening skin surrounding his eye and scowled. "First, I'm gonna call our makeup artist."

"And then?" Hoseok pressed.

"And then it's onto phase two. Attract and ignore," he told them. "Linney, let's see you try and reject me this time," he muttered determinedly.

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A CAFE SOMEWHERE IN SEOUL

"I disown you! You're crazy and I don't make friends with crazy people!"

Groaning, you lean back in your seat and throw your head back as your best friend goes off at you for what seems like the 100th time in two days.

"Hani-ah we've been over this, the guy is a total self obsessed nut bag," you tell her.

"So what if he's self obsessed! He's Jeon Jungkook from BT- bloody S! Golden maknae, thighs like a freight train, abs adorned by the heavens above, bank account the size of my romantic aspirations. If he wants to hook up with you just hop on his dick already and video tape it so I can watch!" she cries. "Oh seriously, I leave you for a week and this is what happens!"

You raise an eyebrow at her. Unlike you, Hani was a hard core BTS stan which made you question sometimes how you two even functioned as friends.

You sip your coffee. "Mmm this is good!" you exclaim exaggeratedly. "What about yours?"

"Yah! Don't change the subject! Do you realise you've now dashed probably the only chance I had of meeting my sweet dumpling cheeked darling Jung Hoseok," she said his name dreamily.

"He's probably just as much of a jerk as Jungkook is," you mutter.

"What was that?" Hani asks narrowing her eyes and you choke slightly.

"Nothing!" you chime.

She may be your bestie but even you knew to mess with an ARMY and their bias was to sentence yourself to eternal damnation.

You take another sip of your coffee and announce, "If I run into that psychopath again I'll ask for Hoseok's autograph for you... Happy?"

She squeals. "Really!? Linney, you're the best!"

You smile to yourself, little does she know you have zero plans to see Jungkook again.

You were still feeling the pains of his house invasion the other day.

First of all Hani... enough said, secondly your hand still hurt from punching him which was totally his big rock heads fault and lastly you didn't like how he made you feel.

You hate to admit it but your body wasn't exactly opposed to his kiss or touch which was a seriously baaaaad sign.

Clearly you're in need of a boyfriend STAT.

"Excuse me, are you Linney-ssi?"

You and Hani look up to see a young frazzled looking guy in a suit, standing by your table wringing his fingers. "Um yeah I am," you answer warily. "Can I help you?"

The guy let out a big breath. "Oh thank goodness. I thought I'd never find you and I would've been in big trouble. Here this is for you." He held out an envelope.

"For me? Ohhh kay thanks," Confused, you take it and watch with puzzlement as the young man leaves.

How could you be receiving mail in the middle of a cafe instead of at home? How did that guy even know you were here?

Something weird's going on...

"What did you get?" Hani asks interestedly, dragging her seat closer beside you to look.

You open it and pull out two pieces of laminated card. You squint at what's written on them. "8:30 pm Seoul star after party pass...Huh? I don't get it." You examine the backs of the cards and inside the envelope for an explanation but there's nothing.

"OMO!!!" Hani shrieks, grabbing the cards off you. "Do..do...do...do..." she repeats in obvious shock.

"Dudududu what?"

"Do...do...do...do you have any idea what these are!!!!?" she asks excitedly.

"Um Seoul star after party pass....es?"

"Yes!"

When you blink at her in silence she carries on. "The Seoul star after party is the after party of the annual K-Pop festival held in one of the most famous clubs in town! It's a strictly V.I.P access party which means only idols or invite by idols allowed! These passes are so rare and you have two of them!" she exclaims, dancing around in her seat with glee.

"Oh wow really!?" Now excited too you grab the tickets back off her and stare at them in awe before a frown falls on your face. "Wait a sec if these passes are for idols or by idol invite only then why do I have them?"

Hani giggles. "Oh you really are dense when it comes to guys aren't you! They must be from Jungkook. Duh!"

They're. from. who. now!?

You shove the tickets back in the envelope. "I'm returning these," you say instantly getting up from your seat to go after the delivery guy.

Hani yanks you back down and scowls. "Don't you even think to dare!" she cries. "You are going and you are taking your beautiful and wonderful best friend with you. We are both gonna show those idol girls, Twice, Red Velvet, all them bitches... what hot and sexy really mean! You got it!"

"Aaaah I can't Hani-ah!" you whine. "If you want to go so bad then go without me, I really don't want to see Jungkook's holier-than-thou face again. Please don't make me," you say, making a cute puppy face and whimpering noises to match.

Hani leans towards you and grins. "Exo will definitely be there~" she quips.

You blink at her. "E...E...xo?" you squeak. "So... Kai..."

"Yup he'll probably be there for sure."

After a while you sigh. A chance to meet Kai? How can I say no to that...

Taking your resigned and defeated sigh for what it is, Hani cheers and grabs the envelope off you to take a pass out. "I'm taking mine now for safe keeping." she declares happily, giving the envelope back and admiring her pass like it's made out of diamonds.

You watch her and sigh again. You're excited about the prospect of getting to meet Kai but you can't shake the feeling of unease you have knowing Jungkook will be there too.

Aiiiish Jeon Jungkook what exactly are you up to!?