Melody P.O.V

I haven’t been on a girls’ night out in over a year. The last time I trusted Harmony to take me out with a few of her friends, we ended up breaking into Mr Henderson backyard and skinny dipped in his pool. Mr Henderson was the only person in Harmony’s neighbour who had a pool in his yard. He was always quick to tell everyone else in the neighbour how he ain’t ghetto because ain’t go ghetto person can own a pool.

So since he was always bragging, we decided to try his stupid ass pool out for size. And damn, it was good. We had so much fun. But that was until we got caught, and Mr Henderson ran us with a baseball bat. We were running butt naked through his yard. Harmony and the rest of the girls ran ass naked into the streets. I, on the other hand, found myself a quiet corner and got dress. No way was I running around naked looking to get raped, by one of those thirsty ass niggas. Hell no!

Now I’m out again with my crazy cousin and her two hoe for friends. I know you might think I’m being harsh, but these bitches would drop their panties for a few dollars. They be having threesomes, foursomes and a lot more somes. I mean, how the hell can they handle 5 guys at once? These girls done put a lot of hoes to shame.

“Harmony girl, this place is the shit. I is never been to a club so fancy. This is what I’m talking about. A classy ass club for a classy ass girl.”

Classy? Bitch them crabs you caught from god knows who got more class than yo dumb ass. You guys must be wondering why I’m being a bitch. Well don’t worry, you about to find out.

Shannatella hiked her already short dress up some more. I swear if she keeps that up, everyone will be able to see her brains.

Shit! I forget to tell y’all where we at. Harmony somehow managed to get us into Club Ledrick, one of the most exclusive clubs and the absolute hardest to get into. How she managed it was beyond me and she wasn’t telling either.

“So, you’re really not gonna tell me how you go us in here? And why in God’s name did you bring bat-hoe and super-hoe? You know I can’t stand those too. God! I don’t see how they can stand each other.”

Harmony laughed.

“Behave Deedee, you know they my girls. They’ve helped me out of a lot of shit. I know they ain’t saints, but they’re always been there for me in my times of need.”

I saw the hurt in her eyes when she spoke and that pissed me off.

“Does that creep still put his hands on you? Because I swear if he does, I’ll come over there and rip his balls off and feed it to his dogs, right before I chop his dick off and BBQ it.”

Harmony started laughing so hard, I had to hold her from falling over.

“Girl you always be tripping. But you ain’t have to worry about me. Steven was taken care off, he won’t be putting his hands on me anymore. Although, the last time you threaten him, he almost shitted himself.”

I smile at the memory. Good times.

Steven Bishop was Harmony abusive ex-boyfriend, she’s been with him since she was 15. That stupid ass nigga used to beat her whenever he got drunk, he even tried to get her to turn tricks to pay for his drug habit. My last encounter with him was with me holding a garden shear to his dick after the fool tried to sleep with me. I told his ugly ass that if I ever heard that he put his hands on Harmony again, I will cut his prize possession off. Sadly, Theo and I broke up that same summer and I never visited again. Seeing as Theo lived right next door to Harmony.

“Come on, let’s go dance and you can tell me all about how you got us in this club.”

I grabbed her hand and dragged her onto the dance floor. Shannatella and Breyonce (yes you heard right, I said Breyonce) were already out on the dance floor shaking their cheap asses.

We were dancing and having fun, I was really enjoying myself. I wasn’t even bothered about bat-hoe and super-hoe anymore. I was too busy getting my freak on. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a party girl, but a girl’s gotta let loose once in a while.

I danced and sang to the music. I can’t sing for shit, but who cares. The music was good and I was having fun.

I started to feel thirsty, so I left the girls on the dance floor and made my way to the bar. A few drunk guys and girls were there, desperately trying to have a go at each other right there in front of everyone. Really?

I took an empty seat and waited until the bartender was finished serving a guy who looked like he was about to fall over.

“What can I get you beautiful?”

I chuckled. “Rum and coke, go easy on the rum and hard on the coke.”

“Coming right up.”

He turned and got my drink ready. He handed it to me and I took a sip. It tasted just right. I ain’t one to drink alcohol but, it was my night out. I deserved to go a little while, won’t y’all agree?

Harmony and her girls started making their way over to the bar too. I guess they too had to stop to recharge.

“Having fun Deedee?”

Harmony asked. I smiled and nodded. She went with her girls to order while I sat sipping my drink looking at the people dancing. I must say, it felt good to being having fun with someone other than Richie or Max.

“You can’t talk to me like that!”

I turned to see who was shutting and I was not surprised to see Shannatella in an argument with some girl.

“I’ll talk to you however I god damn, please! Just stay your rabies looking ass away from my man. You and your transvestite friend over there.”

Breyonce pushed herself up in the white girl’s face.

“Who the hell you calling a transvestite? Standing there looking uglier than Janice Dickenson’s ass.”

The white girl pushed Breyonce making her stumbled.

“I’m still prettier than your Wesley Snipe looking ass.”

Shannatella turned to Breyonce. Her chin almost touching the ground.

“Oh hell no! This bitch is looking for a beat down. You go get her Bre, yo girl’s got yo back.”

The club erupted into chaos. It got loud and bodies were being thrown everywhere. I looked over at Harmony, who was staring in shock. I give her my “I told you so look.” And continued sipping my drink. No way was I getting my ass handed to me for those two. As far as I was concern, white girl and her friends could knock all their teeth out and I wouldn’t lose any sleep. 

“You’ve gonna help me stop this?”

“Hell no! Those two always going after somebody’s man, bout time they got their asses whopped.”

Harmony rolled her eyes at me.

“Ok, I get it. So Theo is a man hoe who cheated on you with those two, but you’re with Richie now. Why are you still hung up on it?

Why? Because those two were my friends and they slept with my boyfriend, together…at the same time. Gross!

“I ain’t hung up on shit, you just don’t do shit like that to yo friends.”

From the look on her face I can see that she knows I’m right.

“Ok, you’re right, but I’ll never be allowed back into the club if we don’t stop them. Please Deedee, you’ve got to help me, this is really important”

I could see that my help was really important to her for some reason. I rolled my eyes, but I went to help her anyway. I knew that shit was gonna get messy, so I took off my shoes. I mean, hell! I ain’t trying to break a heel.

I was ready to kick a bitch’s ass, but I never got the change, because five really big guys came over and parted the fight. Shannatella and Breyonce was being held back by this really big dude. Their feet were off the ground and they were kicking and screaming. 

I started laughing, I just couldn’t help it. It was just some funny shit. I mean, bat-hoe and super-hoe were flying. Laugh with me people, y’all know this shit is funny.

The big guys turned and carried the flying super she-hoes out of the club, along with the 5 pissed off white girls. The place was quiet for a while, but the DJ put the music back on and everyone went back to dancing.

I turned to tell Harmony that there was no need for her to worry anymore. However, Harmony was not alone. She was talking to a very good looking white guy. The conversation looked very heated. This guy was standing really close to my cousin. His hand was on her waist and they looked very intimate. What the hell is going on!

I was about to go over there, but Mr sexy  walked away, taking my cousin with him. I just stood there staring at them. Is she really gonna leave me here alone? Really? I ain’t never gonna let her crazy ass drag me out again. Shit always go wrong whenever we go out.

I waited for about an hour at the bar for my cousin to return, but she never did. I wanted to go home, so I felt. I know y’all must be thinking I’m wrong to leave without her, but she done left my ass and gone to do god knows what with god knows who. 

 Baby girl, will have to find her own way home. I’m out!