Barney&Friends.

Cole stared out the mirror, watching the Lumbergs parents enter their car. They had some kind of meeting they had wanted them all to go but since the twins won't leave their room they decided to go alone. Oh well.

When they had set out, Cole began his own journey. He had found a way to bring the twins and him together again after spending almost the whole night coming up with the perfect plan. If this didn't work then they were doomed.

And that meant he'll be moving back to his old home. The home that didn't want him. Only that thought kept him awake until 5am before he finally slept. Well, that was before Sid called. Seriously?! Who calls at 6am in the morning? And you'd never believe what she called for.

Hey honey, can you buy me a sweater. I need it tomorrow oh and a new notebook too.

Honestly, Cole thought she called the wrong number. He was really going to break up with her on Monday.

Cole got into town and was happy when he saw the nice amount of crowd. His plan to win the boys back was going to be a blast. And to get this show on the road, he needed costumes. Doesn't a big green dinosaur put a smile on everyone's face?

He got back home after he had gotten everything. Cole set the three costumes down on the couch and gently dropped the stereo he'd borrowed from some man on the street on the table.

Staring at the three dinosaurs, he thought of which one to wear. He could be Barney but that would be what Marcus would want and Mattew was a girl enough so he wouldn't want to wear Baby Bop. So he had to wear it making Mattew B.J.

As he wore the green costume, he remembered how the idea came. He had been watching Comedy Central after Jane had gone to sleep and there was this episode of Just for Laughs: Gags that had him remembering when the three of them used to pull stunts on people. So he thought, why not? The whole costume was to make it funnier and please, who doesn't think Barney and friends is funny and childish.

Taking a deep breath, he wore the head and counted to three before exhaling. Inside that costume was hell but it was for the boys.

Exhaling again, he found the stereo and turned it on. He had also bought a Barney CD when he was coming so when it started singing 'Barney is a dinosaur...' Cole just grinned and increased the volume until he knew it was disturbing.

Soon it was like the house was in Sesame Street. For your information, that was the street Barney was always on. Cole did his research well.

"Mattew! Turn that damn thing off!" Marcus shouted over the noise.

"Why the fuck are you calling my name? It isn't me!"

They boys fell silent and it didn't take too long before they screamed, "Cole!"

"Hey boys." He yelled back then increased the volume a little more that he cringed when he pressed the replay. Can't believe Demi and Selena were on that thing.

"Cole stop that!" Marcus shouted as he and his brother came down to yell at him but they stopped when they saw him in the baby bop costume.

"What are you doing?" Mattew asked staring at him in absolute shock.

Cole turned off the stereo and said, "Do you guys like it?" His words came out muffled but the twins still heard him.

"Cole? Is that really you?" Mattew asked and Cole removed the head to smile at his friend which he shouldn't have because when his friend smiled back he felt those now annoying butterfly swarming around in his stomach.

"Uh...Yeah I think." He blinked a few times then looked away. Damn, his awkward attitude was totally going to turn them down, he needed to bring back his nonchalant façade back.

Marcus stared at the Barney costume and grinned, his eyes practically glinted with joy, "You left the Barney costume for me?" He said, glancing back at Cole.

"Of course." He looked back at Matt and said, "I left B.J.'s costume for you. I would have worn it but I knew you wouldn't want to be any more girly so I wore baby bop."

Mattew opened his mouth to say something possibly mean but when Cole batted his lashes at him, he just ran out of words, closing his mouth immediately.

"Thanks Matty." He said playfully as he watched the boy pick up the costume and storm out of the room.

Marcus on the other hand wasn't that shy because he pulled all his clothes until he was in his boxers. Cole felt relieved with the way his friend was free with him again. He wanted nothing to spoil that at all.

Cole helped his friend zip up then grinned when he Marcus put on the head. "Oh Golly. I can still remember how happy I was when I always saw this show."

"Guess you have always been gay." He said with the Barney voice. The costume had some kind of device that changed his voice when he talked through it. Marcus gasped, "Did I just talk like Barney? Oh my god, I just did. And again. And a-"

"We get it." Mattew shut him up before he could finish. Mattew was in his B.J. costume and he looked so yellow. He frowned at Cole, "Yellow is not my color."

"Oh?" Cole gave him an amused smile then went to pick up his own costume's head and wore it. "Then you don't mind talking like this huh?" And to make it more dramatic, he kept his hand on his waist and cat walked to Mattew.

He screwed his face in distaste then wore his own head and said, bobbling it, "I think I like this one."

"Okay. Let's go twerk our asses in the park. Beside, Barney didn't have a big ass for nothing."

Cole could guess Marcus was grinning. He didn't just have to see it.

Rushing over to get the stereo, he saw his phone had a new text message but the initial thrill of going to the park in a Barney and friends costume didn't give him the chance to check it. Cole replaced the CD with something more familiar to them and brought it out to meet the twins.

"Let's go and publicly humiliate ourselves." He shouted with the baby bop voice and turned on the stereo to Scream and Shout by Will.I.Am and Britany Spear.

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Let's just say they were like the One Directions walking on the street. With Marcus awfully marching, Mattew taking pictures with anyone he saw and Cole's loud music, they had managed to draw a crowd to the park. And not just girls who actually thought the act were funny but boys and kids too.

When they finally got to the park, Cole dropped his stereo down just as Barney started shuffling to Timber by Pitbull and Kesha. He loved Kesha. Mattew went up to one of the girls in the crowd and asked her for her hat so he could use it to collect the money they dropped for them.

Aww, they loved us!

Then Cole's song came up. Dynamite by Afrojack Ft. Snoop Dogg. Barney came up beside him and they started twerking to the song.

Let the world know, Barney has a fat ass! Take that Nicki minaj.

B.J. stopped to watch them when people started gasping from the crowd. Barney was grinding against Baby bop which was beyond weird because Barney was supposed to be the man. Cole knew he was spoiling it for little kids but still this would be fun to watch.

Later, B.J. came to join them when Treasure by Bruno Mars came up. Mattew loved anything Bruno Mars related. The colorful dinosaurs broke some moves that Cole was sure if Michael Jackson, Chris brown or Usher saw it, they'd be jealous.

Then Some nights by Fun began and the three of them picked someone from the crowd to dance with. Cole surprisingly saw someone that looked like the boy he had met at the beach making him pulled the boy to the center as the other dinos brought theirs.

"Okay, what the three of you are going to do is simple. Try and copy what we are dancing." Barney said, a little breathless.

"Is it going to be hard? Because I can't do what you guys did just then." The boy grinned widely at them.

"No. It is easy. Very simple. Let's introduce ourselves so we won't fuck up there." Baby bop said.

"I'm Kira." The blond girl smiled.

"I'm Dee." The other girl said.

The boy smiled at Cole, "Henry."

Cole grinned when he confirmed it. "Oh Golly! I love that name. I'm Baby bop, and these are my friend, Barney and B.J."

"Why didn't you guys use Riff." He asked.

That had Cade laughing, "I'm sorry. I think I reached maturity before then."

"Okay?" Barney asked everyone and when they all nodded he bobbed his head and said, "Stu-u-pendous!"

They broke apart when B.J. laughed, saying, "You got the catchphrase well."

"Thanks B.J." Barney said as he bounced to the front with his partner while the other two stayed beside him.

Rude, Zedd Remix came next and the boys did a dance they had perfected when the song newly came out. Baby bop told Henry to spread his legs wide and not to move until told to as the beat started.

Just when Magic started singing, baby bop went around him, playing with his hair and jokingly adjusting his shirt as he complimented it. Henry laughed lightly with a little red on his cheeks making Cole rolled his eyes at his happy spirit.

Magic sang the begging line and the green dinosaur fell on his knees repeating what Zedd was saying but when the beat started he stood up quickly and waited for the queue before he started shuffling. Henry tried to catch up with his pace but when he finally did he changed the dance to another shuffling style.

"Oh my god." He muttered that continuously to himself and as the second verse started. Baby bop took his hand, clasped one together, wrapping the other around his waist and swayed them to the beat.

"So now we are getting married, completely ignoring what your father said." Betty Bop joked, referring to the song.

"Oh my god. I am being the woman in this relationship." He inhaled deeply and exhaled laughing.

He nodded and said letting him go as the beat started again, "Okay here, we are going to move really fast."

"How fast? I can't dance."

"Got to doggy man." He said then danced and Henry's jaw dropped.

"I cannot do that." He responded shaking his head but Cole didn't have time to answer.

He froze on the spot before Mattew and his girl started jerking. And golly, were they good. Next time, he was picking a girl.

Sorry Henry!

Mattew froze right in the middle of his dance and Marcus finished it up with a catdaddy. What was funny about his own couple dance was when the girl stopped and said, "My god. Barney you are too fast."

Cole died at that.

When the song was over, the audience clapped and started to disperse as A thousand years came up and Baby bop started to dance slowly to it with Henry.

"Honestly, I had a really great time."

"Thank god. I almost thought we were looking like a bunch of idiots."

"No. You guys just killed Barney for me." He laughed, just as charming as it was when they had met at the beach.

"I'm glad about that."

"So who are you really?" he asked with a little ounce of curiosity.

Cade fell silent, twirled him around before he said, "We've met."

"Really?" he asked a little more curious.

"Yes. And I want to say thanks for that." He said, referring to the picture. It was surprisingly helpful.

"For what?" now he was just confused.

He shrugged, not really caring that it couldn't be seen with the costume he was wearing. "Forget. Just dance with me."

"Come on. I'm curious." He whined and Cole grinned.

"Then I'll tell you when we meet again." He said as they swayed together.

"How are you sure?"

Cole pulled away from Henry and kissed his cheek. It wasn't really a kiss since it was baby bop that did it but whatever. He was trying to kiss him.

"What was that for?" he asked, rubbing the cheek slowly like he had really kissed him. Such a cute guy. Too bad he already had enough complications in his life.

"It means we'll see again." He said, gradually moving back to pick up the stereo. They were done for today.

Turning to his friends as they came up to him, Barney said, "Cole! That was so much fun." Barney said, stressing the so the way the real Barney always did.

"Don't talk like that please." B.J. groaned.

"Nice. Babe coming six o' clock." Marcus cocked his head at Cole and he turned to see Henry coming up to meet him.

He smiled and slipped a paper in his costume saying, "I thought I give you my number just in case we don't see again."

"It is fine." He licked his lips, feeling a little confused that he would do that. Wasn't he gay the last time he checked? or else... "How did you know I was a guy?" he asked when he turned to leave after he greeted the guys.

Henry glanced at him, smirking, "How did you know I was into guys?"

Cole opened his mouth and closed it a few times before he decided to leave it close. He smiled awkwardly and waved him. He waved back and strolled off.

He turned back to his friends, trying to get an itch on his nose only to be stopped by the costume's head. He wiggled his nose as Mattew asked, "You know him?"

"We met at the beach when you two buried me."

"Aww. I can see love blooming. Okay, who is up for some goodbye song?"

"Barney," Mattew turned to him, "Shut up." He shoved the hat to Barney's stomach and Marcus quickly caught it when he let go of it.

"Dude what's up?" He said and dare Cole say that sounded weird since he was talking with a Barney voice.

"I'm going home." He said as he walked out.

"What's got his panties in a bunch?" Baby bop asked and Barney scoffed.

"Leave him. He's just like B.J. Angry little fucks."

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Cole: I am back! This book just gets more twisted and crazy when you start reading it. Thanks for the views, votes and comments. Please share this book.

By the way, I went to rehab for my continuous talking of murder and serial killers. I would have also gone to prison for attempt murder. God bless my soul. -.-
Fiona: (ignores Cole's rant) Team Mattew!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *.* He is also d guy there.

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