A/N: It got released, i don't know shit about it yet, so let's do it my way, okay?

Narrator POV

It's been a few days since Y/N got taken as a Harbringer from the Fatui, and he was accepted quite quickly 

Right now, Signora and Y/N were now in front of the Tsaritsa, waiting for orders

Y/N: Ok, so what's the mission today? I still can't fire beam from my nose though

Signora: Silence, let the goddess talk

Tsaritsa: ......

Y/N: ......I think she's sleeping

Signora: Don't be stupid, she ca-

Her sentence was cut by a lourd snore from the Tsaritsa, as Signora deadpanned

Y/N: Give me my moras

Signora: Fuck you

Y/N: No u. Anyway, I ASK FOR SUPER GODDESS TSARITSA TO WAKE UP! SOMEONE IS TRYING TO CANCEL CHRISTMAS!

Tsaritsa: WHAT?!

The Tsaritsa got up instantly, before walking to Y/N, and grab him by his collar

Tsaritsa: WHO?!

Y/N: Inazuma

Tsaritsa: I KNEW IT, THAT BAAL BITCH! Y/N! SIGNORA! GO GET SCARAMOUCHE AND THEN GO TO INAZUMA AND KILL BAAL!

Y/N: FOR CHRISTMAS

Signora: I hate my life choices sometimes

Y/N and Signora walk away from the throne, as the Tsaritsa started to throw a tantrum about Baal trying to cancel Christmas

Timeskip - Y/N POV

Right now, Me, Signora and Midget were in a boat in direction of Inazuma

Y/N: So, who's Baal?

Signora: You don't know?

Scaramouche: Of course he don't know he's stupid

Y/N: Get above the height of my knee and then you talk midget

Signora: Pfft....

Scaramouche: Don't play though, i can kill you whenever i want

Y/N: By doing what? Stab my leg?

Scaramouche: Make one more joke about my height and i'll kill you with a sword in the ass

Y/N: Well, all of my joke would be thrown above you, isn't it? Not that it's this difficult

Scaramouche: THAT'S IT!

Signora: We're here

I looked at where she is pointing, and see a faint black point from afar

Y/N: ......The fuck do you mean we're here? We still have plenty of time

Scaramouche: You really are dumb

Y/N: It's past your bed time go fuck yourself

Signora: Stop fighting you two, we have a mission to dea-

Y/N: 10 000 Moras i rick roll Baal

Scaramouche: Bet

Signora: ..... 20 000 Moras she send lightning to your dick after you rick rolled her

Y/N: 30 000 Moras i manage to finish in bed with her

Scaramouche: But you die in the end

Y/N: Hah you wish

Signora: How do you plan to do it

Y/N: Well, it's easy.....

Timeskip

I was walking in the city of Inazuma, alone, the two bitches leaving me alone so Baal can zap my Dick, but i know one thing

Y/N: No one is allowed to kill me except her, since i'm her worker........ So i have a free pass

I saw a guard looking at me weirdly, before i walked to him, waving

Y/N: Hello! Do you have a minute, please?

Guard: Sure, what is i-

I cut him off by bitch slapping him to the ground, and smile

Y/N: Your face was annoying, so i had the need to slap it, or else the world of Teyvatt would be destroyed.....

A guard grabbed my shoulder, but i back-punched him, breaking his nose

Y/N: If i don't find the Shogun soon, maybe Inazuma will be destroyed....

???: What is going on here?!

I turn around, and see a girl with a mask on her head, and a few guards behind her

Y/N: And you are?

Sara: My name is Sara, now tell me who you are, stranger

Y/N: Y/N L/N, your boss should know mine well

Sara: The Shogun know his boss....... Alright, surrender, and i will bring you to the Shogun

Y/N: Nah

Sara: Oh? You're stating you won't listen to my order?

Y/N: Well, you can say that my boss give me one goal, and she don't care about how it's done, if the result are here. So....

My eyes glowed, as i smiled

Y/N: Do you mind Bringing the Shogun here?

Sara looked at me for a second, before letting a sigh

Sara: And here i thought i could just do it peacefully...

She took her bow, and aimed at me

Y/N: *Mind* Time to play dirty

I dodge the first arrow, before she rushed at me, and kick me in the face

Narrator POV

Y/N landed on the ground, before getting in a kneeling position, and bow

Y/N: I'm sorry! I was so sure of myself! Forgive me!

Sara: I guess you were just all talk after all. Come on, get up, i will only give you a warning this time

She walked to Y/N, who smirked, before grabbing a grenade out of nowhere

Y/N: HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU FELL FOR IT!

Y/N tossed the grenade at Sara, who tried to back away, but it was too late

Y/N: Farewell! Die!

Y/N jumped in the air, before the grenade explode, as he was laughing in mid air

When the smoke cleared, he could see Sara's arm bleeding, on her knee

Y/N: You could have avoided that if you would have just let me meet the Archon without taking me in jail. Anyway, see ya

???: And where do you think you're going?

Y/N stopped on his track, and slowly look back, to see someone descending to him, from the air

Y/N: Guess you're the Shogun here, huh?

Baal: That is right, but it's not important anymore, since you will die now

She landed on the ground, and took a sword...... Out of her chest

Y/N: Ooooook, but before you try to kill me, i have something to tell you

Baal: Do tell me, whatever you plan, will not surprise me

Y/N: People tend to say Inazuma is a country, where the Shogun treat everyone badly, and inna way, they're right

Sara: Why you-!

Baal: Stand Down

Y/N: But i don't see that. All i see, is people, trying to show the world, they exist, and they want to be a major part of it, and not side characters

Baal: Intersting point of view. Now, is that all?

Y/N: No. I think Inazuma look cool, really cool indeed. One, if not the most beautiful country so far, that is why.....

Baal: That is why? You are planning on joining me? Well, it would be surpr-

Suddendly, music starts, and Y/N start to dance

Y/N: You just got rick roll- OH SHIT!

Y/N dodged barely a beam of thunder send at him, as Baal was trembling with anger

Baal: You really are an idiot, to prank me like that, huh....?

Y/N: Yeah, because i already have a boss, and i'm loyal

Baal: I could have offered you everything you wanted..... Yet, you decided to trap me.....

Y/N: Uhh..... You're okay there?

Baal: Of all the people in Teyvatt......

Baal looked at Y/N, tears almost falling from her eyes, and pouting

Baal: Why are you such an idiot?!

Sara & Y/N: Eh?

Baal started to stomp on the ground, throwing a tantrum

Baal: You looked so cool yet you decided to be a jerk to me! Why?!

Y/N: Is she Always like that?

Sara: No, first Time

Y/N: Uh..... Shogun ! I am deeply sorry for that! It was a dare, and-!

Baal: So you played with my hope for a dare?! Idiot! Dummy! Potato! Banana!

Y/N: Woah.....

Baal: If you don't want to join me willingly, i will force you!

Y/N: WAIT!

Baal: WHAT?!

Y/N: Can i have a private talk with you?

Baal: Hmph! As if i want to do that with you dummy!

Y/N: I will join you when my job will be done

Baal: Ok then..... But don't think i do it for you to join me!

Y/N carried Sara on his back, as they followed the pouting Baal, silent all the way