A/N: Y/N's with HotE, who is a vilain, and since she is a vilain, and him too...... Vilain path

Narrator POV

Y/N was currently pourring tea to HotE, as she take a sip, and sigh in relief

HotE: Your tea is the best

Y/N: Because you're the best

HotE: Oh~? Are you perhaps trying to seduce me~?

Y/N: Key word: Perhaps

HotE: Well, if i wanted to, i could have just make you submit to me

Y/N: And you didn't, i can conclude that you're a failure at dominating people

HotE: Do you want to die?

Y/N: With pasta please

She snapped her fingers, as Y/N exploded, and of course, died

HotE: .......I'm bringing him back, it's more fun with him around

She snapped her finger again, as Y/N appeard again, looking around

Y/N: What happened?

HotE: Something you don't need to know

Y/N: Cool, what's my next mission

HotE: We're going to a world called Teyvatt

Y/N: Lame

HotE: I know, but bear with it

Y/N: No, fuck them, they're not me, so they're not cool

HotE: We are going there so you can get familiar with this world, since you will be my messenger

Y/N: I will pass your message through the power of my PP

HotE: I know everything that will happen in the future, and it seems funny, do so

Y/N: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PP SWORD!

HotE giggled at his reactions, amused

HotE: Now, let us departure to the world of-

Y/N: Bitches

HotE: .....Don't ever cut me when i talk

Y/N: Bet, if i don't do it again in a serious talk until we come back, you call me bitch for a month

HotE: Even if you are supposed to be my servant, i am quite interested in this offer, i accept

They shook hand, as Y/N smirked

Y/N: I'm going to push my disrespect to it's limit

HotE: Let's go then

She snapped her fingers, as Y/N was teleported toward the sky of Teyvatt, as he started to fall

HotE stood at his side, floating with a smile

HotE: Oh, and for this time, i decided to give you the ability to fly, be grateful

Y/N: .....I'm so going to worship you when we get back

Y/N started to float in the air, getting the hand of it

Y/N: Alright, i have the hand of it

He started to fly around, laughing

Y/N: BITCH I'M A DBZ CHARACTER I CAN FLY!

HotE: Well, go make a turn around the wor-

Y/N: Hey is that a giant dragon with multiple heads?

Y/N: ......Cool, i want it as a pet

HotE: That, is Osi-

Y/N: I CALL HIM DRAKE!

HotE: STOP INTERRUPTING ME!

Y/N: NEVER!

Y/N flipped her off, but the second after he lost his hand

Y/N: ...... If i beg for mercy now will you forgive me?

HotE: I will give you back your hand, you will still get a punishement back home

Y/N: ..... Ok

HotE: Let's just go and see about that giant dragon-

Y/N: Drake

HotE: Do you want to be called asexual?

Y/N: No i am sorry my goddess please forgive me

HotE: Be like that for the rest of your life, and i will give you everything you want

Y/N: Yes i will stay like that until i get my hand back and i get more confidence

HotE: Which is never

Y/N: Bold of you to assume i don't have any right now

HotE: Don't push your luck

Y/N: Trying to play dominant huh? I like that, where do we go, my goddess

HotE smiled slightly, before nodding her head in approval

HotE: Now, let's g-

Suddendly, they hear a woman....... uh..... letting little cry like a pig was being killed

They looked back, and see a woman fighting guards, and everytime she take a hit, she moan

Y/N: ......

HotE: Well, you should make friends here, and since you are with me, it means you are a vilain in a way

Y/N: I always was a vilain in my life

HotE: How so?

Y/N: I changed the soap of my father by milk, and then, he would stink for the rest of the day without even noticing......

HotE: That's not evil

Y/N: The milk was Bio.......

HotE: I..... Okay i said nothing that's pure evil.  Anyway, have fun with your friends down there

Y/N: YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE ME WITH THAT WEIRD ASS WITCH?!

HotE: Yup

She snapped her hand, as Y/N falled on the ground, face first

Y/N POV

Y/N: If i could i would have killed her.....

I got up, rubbing my head, and look around, and saw no one

Y/N: .....I swear there was someone here..... killing guards.....

???: Are you talking about me~?

I slowly look back, and see the weird woman who moaned like a pig

(A/N: If it get strike i will 1v1 someone in the street)

Y/N: I mean, SOMEONE, not a bitch

Electro Cicin: Hyaah~ Your word are so harsh~

Y/N: Oh my fucking god what did i do to be in this situation.....

A rock falled on his head, a paper on it

'You pissed me off'

Y/N: FUCK YOU TOO!

E.C: Well~ I would like to do it to you~

Y/N: No shut up

E.C: Yes~  Harder~

Y/N: STOP IT!

E.C: Shut me up with your ro-

Y/N: STRANGER DANGER!

She was walking to me, before a little circle appeard at her ear, and she stopped in her track

E.C: Yes~? ..... Already~? I was just about to have some fun~

I slowly started to walk away, before she yelled

E.C: REALLY?!

She turned to me, and i was already gone

E.C: Aawww~ I lost him~ Well, i can always ask a request to the Archon to capture him because he is important~

She floated away, as i got up from the ground

Y/N: Damn, i guess they never look below them

I popped my back, before walking away

Y/N: But seriously what's wrong here? First a giant dragon with multiple head appear, AND I COULDN'T HAVE IT AS A PET! Second a woman moan when she get hurts, third, she want to bang me...... Wait if we forget the first part it sounds like a hentai plot..... Oh my god i'm in a hentai

???: OHAYO ONII-CHAN MOTHERFUCKER!

Something crashed in front of me, as i saw...... death

Y/N: Holy mother of jesus reeves what the fuck are you?

Fatui: Your average Fatui, and i'm a tank

Y/N: You're a tank, and you're fat

Fatui: Maybe Stereotypes are bullshit! But i know one thing you will never know

Y/N: Heart problem?

Fatui: Pussy!

He charged at me instantly, as i tried to dodge

Y/N: OH NO!

He bitch slapped me toward the ground, as i closed my eyes

I opened them again, and see i was chained to a pole, and see a throne with a hundred of guards around me

Y/N: Where am i? Who are you, woman on the throne?

???: I am the Tsaritsa

Tsaritsa: But you can call me super mega ultra alpha omega hyper-

Guard: We're just going to free you from the chains, it's going to take a while

Y/N: HELL YEAH! 

Guard: Alright, time for daily report. Tsaritsa, Tartaglia's dead

Tsaritsa: Tartaglia's dead?!

Guard: Tartaglia's dead

Tsaritsa: Fuck! Make the new prisonner the new Harbinger!

Guard: Kay, come kid, we're giving you cool clothe

Y/N: THANK YOU!

Tsaritsa: But first come here

I walked to her, as she got up, and god she was tall

Tsaritsa: Oh hello

Y/N: Hi

Tsaritsa: POWER UP!

A weird light envelopped me, as i look at my hand, and see it was freezing

Y/N: Will it matter?

Tsaritsa: Probably not

Y/N: Oh, okay

Signora: Why is a weak man like him with us?

Y/N: Silence woman let the adult talk

Signora: I can't be quite scary when i want to

Y/N: Hah! I'm not afraid of you!

She appeard in front of me, sword in hand

Signora: How about now?

Y/N: Fuck me

Signora: Wha-?

Y/N: I said-!

Tsaritsa: Signoraaaaaaa!

Signora: Yes Tsaritsa?

Tsaritsa: I saw a bird, it was pretty..... kill it

Signora: Sometimes i wonder if i will be paid one day

Tsaritsa: Wait, i sense power familiar on this boy..... Are you perhaps a worker of the End?

Y/N: Yup, but she just call herself goddess

Tsaritsa: I see.... Pretentious prick. Signora

Signora: What?

Tsaritsa: I shall now be known as super Goddess

Signora: Yes Super Goddess

Tsaritsa: Wait! ......Super goddess Tsaritsa

Signora: Can i just call you Tsaritsa for short?

Tsaritsa: Super goddess Tsaritsa allows it

Y/N: Well, i'm going to my room, see you later fuckers, except that guard, and the Tsaritsa, their cool

Guard: Thanks

Tsaritsa: Super goddess Tsaritsa accept the compliment

I started to walk away, toward my ro- I forgot to ask where it was

I passed a room, as a hand grabbed my arm, and pull me in

Y/N: What the fuck?

I opened my eyes and....... heaven

(A/N: You want to know where i got those? HAH! YOU WISH)

E.C: Now we have you for ourself~

C.C: Don't resist

Y/N: Fuck yeah i won't resist

Chapter 2: Finished

A/N: If i get flagged i'm crying