Kangaroo Court has been renamed 'The Originals (but not the Vampires)'
10.56am

Alix: What's up my Easter bitches!!! Who's had fun with their bunnies this morning?

Adrien: ???

Alix: Oh shit! Wrong group! Girls assemble!

Kim: I don't think so Alix. You've started this conversation in here and now you need to finish it.

Alya: You're such a pervert Kim.

Adrien: What's a bunny?

Nino: Have you all had matching rabbits for Easter or something?

Kim: Definitely 'or something' XD

Alya: Nino :facepalmemoji:

Nino: What??? You've never mentioned a bunny before. Is it new?

Kim: Okay, this conversation is a banger. Can someone please explain to Nino what a bunny is?

Alya: I'll call him now.

Kim: No you fucking won't. I need a live viewing of this.

Max: Morning all, what's the talk about bunnies?

Kim: Nino doesn't know what a 'bunny' is ... nudge,  nudge, wink, wink.

Max: XD okay, even I know that.

Nino: Adrien doesn't either.

Ivan: Expected.

Kim: Ivannnnnnn! So glad you've remained with us big man.

Ivan: Yeah.

Adrien: Thanks for the defence there big guy.

Alix: Marinette's got the best bunny XD isn't that right girl?

Adrien: She's still asleep and I doubt she'll be up for at least able other hour.

Alya: And you know this because ....

Kim: Yes! Adrien!!! You legend!!!

Adrien: Fuck off, Kim!

Max: I can't believe I'm saying this but I think Kim's onto something. Are you at Marinette's house?

Adrien: No, but it's 11am in the morning, she doesn't surface until midday, you all know that.

Ivan: Point to Adrien.

Alix: This isn't Kangaroo court anymore XD

Ivan: Still ... the guys right!

Kim: We're losing the point here! Would someone like to explain to Nino (and Adrien) what a bunny is ... that a female might use.

Adrien: Oh! Oh!

Alix: That's what Marinette said XD

Alya: Do you know now Adrien?

Adrien: Bedside drawer?

Alya: Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

Nino: Like fuck does he get it! Captain Oblivious!

Adrien: Ouch man!

Kim: Captain Oblivious! XD I'm howling! That's fucking funny!

Myléne: Good morning group! Thank you for waking me up with a bombardment of messages :eyerollemoji:

Ivan: Morning beautiful!

Myléne: You're right next to me Ivan.

Alix: Witwoo!

Kim: So Nino, a 'bunny' is what women use to pleasure themselves when they haven't got a guy with them.

Nino: Ohhhhhhh!!!! Well I wouldn't know, Alya always says I'm all that she needs.

Kim: XD

Max: Oh dear!

Myléne: Ivan's just fallen off the bed laughing.

Alix: Fucking bell!

Alix: *hell

Kim: Ha! TYPOOOOOO!!!

Alix: Piss off, Kim!

Adrien: I'm not this dumb am I?

Alix: You're not dumb your just innocent.

Max: Socially behind the rest of us.

Adrien: Phew! Glad to hear it!

Nino: What's so funny?

Nino: Alya?

Nino: Alya?

Adrien: I think she's gone.

Nino: Why the fuck is everyone laughing at me?

Kim: Because you're an idiot!

Nino: Thanks bro, it's good to know you care!

Max: Basically, it is well known that someone of Alya's age will pleasure herself alone, usually using a sex toy, her fingers or other objects.

Nino: Nah, dude, she said I'm enough.

Kim: Then she ducking lied man.

Kim: *ducking

Kim: * ducking

Kim: For fuck sake!!

Alix: XD TYPOOOOOOOOO!!! Karma's a bitch :P

Kim: duck off!

Alix: Quack quack!

Nino: Alya?

Adrien: Sorry man!

Nino: I can't believe she lied to me and then went radio silent!!!

Marinette: I'm awake! I'm here! Bunny's been a God send, Adrien had to leave early for a photoshoot and only managed to get me off twice.

Myléne: Marinette, sweetheart, this is the wrong group.

Alix: My bad!

Kim: Adrien, you are a legend!

Max: That's impressive.

Nino: For fuck sake!!! ALYA!!!!!!

Adrien: Princess ... too much information shared there.

Nino: At least you look like a fucking God whilst I'm an idiot! ALYA!!!!!

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Nino: I'm coming over now!!!! We need to talk!