Kangaroo Court
1.06am

Nino: Okay so court has been out of session for a couple of hours now, has anyone heard from Adrien or Marinette? My dudes not answering my messages or calls.

Alya: Mine to Marinette aren't even being read.

Alix: Guys? Are you still in this chat?

Kim: Of course I am!

Alix: I wasn't talking to you shithead, I was talking to Marinette and Adrien.

Kim: If they're not answering their bff's they aren't going to reply to us.

Alix: It was worth a shot!

Nino: Have Ivan, Myléne and Alix gone?

Alix: I'm right here man!

Nino: Soz! I read your name as Max not Alix.

Alix: It's not even similar!

Nino: You both end in an 'x' and it's late.

Alix: Idiot!

Adrien Agreste has left the chat

Nino: What the fuck?

Kim: Why's he left?

Alix: Because you're all dumbasses!

Marinette Dupain-Cheng has left the chat

Alya: Well that's uncalled for! What have we done to them?

Kim: Maybe they've sorted it out, whatever that weird shit was. I mean, how can you dry hump someone not realising it's them. I'm all for kinky shit, but come on!

Nino: Do you think they were blindfolded? Or wearing masks?

Alix: HA! XD What like they're Ladybug and Chat Noir or something?

Alya: Pfft! What? No way! Neither of them are cool enough.

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[MESSAGE RECEIVED FROM ALYA]

Alya 1.14am
Marinette, I have no idea what the fuck you're up to at the moment but Alix and Nino are now thinking you and Adrien are Ladybug and Chat Noir! You need to either comment on the girls group or let me add you back into kangaroo court. Message me back or something.

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Kangaroo Court
1.16am

Alix: You could imagine it though couldn't you? I mean both are very attractive and disappear a lot.

Kim: You could be onto something there

Alya: You lot are jokers, there's no way! I'm Marinette's best friend and I've seen the girl get her head stuck in the sleeve of a jumper!!!!

Alix: That's true ... she's barely superhero material

Nino: And Adrien is? My bro is so socially awkward there's no way he would be so flamboyant.

Kim: Flamboyant! XD Nino you crack me up.

Kim sent a gif of a penguin in a cancan outfit dancing

Nino: I don't get it.

Kim: Of course you don't

Alix: Don't worry Nino, not of us do.

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[MESSAGE RECEIVED FROM ALYA]

Alya 1.21am
Are you alive girl? I know you're not asleep it's saying you're online. Just let me know you're safe and Hawkmoth hasn't got you or something.

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Hoes over Bros
1.36am

Marinette: Hey girls, sorry for worrying you all. I'm fine, I'm safe and I'm tired so I'm going to sleep. It's been a long evening.

Alya: You've left us hanging for HOURS and that's all you're going to say? What the fuck happened to you?

Alix: I'm with Alya on this one. You can't just leave a group chat without telling us what shit went down between you and Adrien

Marinette: Please, just let me sleep on it and I'll try and explain it to you tomorrow

Alya: I'm coming to yours at 9am tomorrow so you better be up, because I'm not accepting this as an answer. I need diets girl. You and Adrien both went MIA without a word. I don't care what kind of kinky relationship you two have going on, I want to know my girls ok.

Marinette: I'm fine and I've spoken with Adrien, but I really need to sleep. I'm exhausted!

Alix: OMG! You fucked!

Alya: WHAT?!?!?

Marinette: Goodnight <3

Alya: Don't you dare Marinette!

Alya: Marinette?

Alya: Get your scrawny little ass back here!

Alix: I think she's gone Alya! XD Let me know what you find out tomorrow. Goodnight.

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[MESSAGE RECEIVED FROM ALYA]

Alya 1.47am
You better have answers for me in the morning! I am not happy bestie!

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[MESSAGE RECEIVED FROM ADRIEN]

Adrien 1.52am
Just home <3

Marinette 1.52am
I miss you already <3

Adrien 1.53am
I miss you too. I'll see you tomorrow though, and I promise I'll make it up to you. I never wanted you to feel that way.

Marinette 1.54am
I'm sorry, too. Will you accept a bribe in croissants and kisses?

Adrien 1.59am
Always <3 Sweet dreams Princess, I can't wait to see you tomorrow.

Marinette 2.01am
Goodnight Minou =^_^=

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Bros over hoes
2.02am

Adrien: Boys, I'm back in the competition.