Bros before Hoes
10.16pm

Adrien: Count me out the competition boys.

Nino: I'm going to be honest dude, I don't know if I want to talk to your right now. How could you do that to Mari?

Adrien: I didn't go out to do it on purpose.

Nino: Oh yeah, because it's so easily to "accidentally" cheat.

Max: That's not what I expected of you Adrien.

Kim: Dude, what the duck is wrong with you?

Kim: *duck

Kim: *duck

Kim: *duck

Kim: Oh ducking hell!

Nino: Ok, I know this is meant to be serious at the moment but that was ducking funny XD

Adrien: I don't know what's wrong with me ok? It's just before Mari there was this other girl, and she kind of came onto me last night and I forgot ...

Nino: Forgot what? That other people exist? Seriously Adrien, I kind of want to kick you out the group chat.

Kim: Done.

Adrien Agreste has been removed.

Kim: Is Marinette ok?

Nino: What do you think? She's been crushing on him for four years. They had dated and done 'stuff' then he just dumps her.

Max: He didn't dump her.

Nino: What do you mean?

Max: I've spoken to Alix, it's not as clean cut as we think. We've been told not to judge at the moment.

Kim: Fine

Adrien Agreste has been added.

Adrien: Thanks.

Nino: Just cause you're back doesn't mean I like you at the moment.

Adrien: Understandable!

Kim: I would like to hold this Kangaroo court in the name of Adrien Agreste vs Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

Max: Shouldn't we really have Marinette here too to defend herself. It seems a bit unfair that we're making a judgement just based on Adrien.

Kim: I'm not having chicks in the guys group. It's Bro's over Hoes not Bros with hoes.

Nino: I know.

•••••

Nino has started a group 'Kangaroo Court'

Marinette, Alya, Mylene, Alix, Kim, Adrien and Max have all joined the group.

Kim: Order! Order! I hear by hold myself accountable as the rightful judge of this Kangaroo Court. We are all gathered here today to here the woes of Marinette and Adrien in their recent dumping.

All present, please say 'I'.

Nino: I

Alya: I

Alix: I

Marinette: Do we have to do this?

Kim: I

Marinette: Fine, I

Adrien: If Marinette's ok with it, then I suppose I am too. I.

Marinette: Well I wasn't ok about you rubbing yourself against another woman, but you went and did that anyway.

Adrien: You know it's not as simple as that.

Marinette: Oh sorry, were you akumatised when it happened?

Adrien: Low blow, Marinette.

Alya: Hey, you two. Stop! Kim, you're judge, do something.

Kim: I am, I'm getting popcorn.

Alix: Fucker! Get someone else in to be judge. You're out!

Kim: I haven't done anything!!!!

Alix: Exactly.

Max: I agree with Alix.

Nino: Who can we get? Luka?

Adrien: Fuck no!

Marinette: What's wrong with Luka?

Adrien: You know exactly what's wrong!

Marinette: Oh, get over yourself!

Alya: Guys? I think an alien has taken over Marinette's phone.

Adrien: If Luka's in, I'm out!

Kim: You're being a bit of a pussy Adrien, he's only her ex. The same as you.

Adrien: Fuck off Kim! I'm not in the mood!

Alix: I'm actually with Adrien on this.

Mylene: Me too.

Max: Three.

Mylene: Hang on a second ...

Ivan was invited to 'Kangaroo Court'

Nino: Hey big man, finally on WhatsApp!

Max: Welcome!

Ivan: Mylene made me.

Kim: We'll add you to the guys group after.

Mylene: Ivan can be judge.

Marinette: I'm okay with that.

Adrien: Me too.

Ivan: Ok, this court is in session. The rules are as follows:

No talking out of turn No pointingNo swearingNo toilet breaks while court is in session

ANYONE FOUND TO BE BREAKING COURT RULES OR SHOWING DISREGARD TO THE ANCIENT RITES WILL BE CHARGED WITH CONTEMPT OF COURT.

Kim: If I need to piss, can't I just take my phone with me?

Ivan: Just don't tell us.

Kim: Excellent!

Ivan: Adrien, I invite you to the stand first.

Marinette: Why does he get to go first?

Nino: Bros before hoes.

Alya: Nino, if you want to come near my naked body again you'll watch what you're saying.

Nino: Marinette should go first.

Alix: Whipped! XD

Adrien: I'm fine with Marinette going first.

Marinette: Oh really? Because I'm quite sure you see to yourself and then everyone else.

Adrien: Marinette, seriously?

Marinette: It's my turn, and at the moment you're breaking rule number one!

Ivan: Adrien, quiet! Marinette the floor is yours ...

Marinette: Thank you, your honour. Anyway, Adrien broke up with me after he dry humped another girl and I caught him.

Adrien: Objection your honour!

Ivan: On what grounds?

Adrien: She was the fucking other girl!

Nino: You're kidding!

Alix: No way!

Alya: Marinette!

Mylene: What?

Kim: Oh this is juicy!

Max: I don't understand. Out of the 1,000 scenarios I test ran, this was not one!

Ivan: I don't know what to do now!

Alya: I don't get it? What is that meant to mean?

Adrien: It means we both made a mistake, we argued, and I got angry because she wouldn't listen to me. I needed to tell you something Marinette, but you wouldn't let me.

Marinette: I don't ... I mean ... what?!

•••••

[MESSAGE RECEIVED FROM ADRIEN AGRESTE]

Adrien: I didn't want to do it this way ... but I know who you are M'Lady.