Hoes before Bros
4.03pm

Alix: Does anyone know what's going on with the guys? Max kind of propositioned me after class.

Myléne: Propositioned?

Marinette: As in asked for sex?

Alix: Yeah. He came up to me after gym and wondered if I wanted to experiment with him.

Alya: How do you know he meant sex and not an actual experiment. It is Max after all.

Myléne: No, no! I think Alix is onto something here. Ivan wanted to know what I was up to the weekend and if I wanted to spend the weekend at his. He said his parents are away so he'll plan some exciting things for us to try.

Alya: He's your boyfriend, he obviously wants to spend time with you.

Myléne: He sent a picture of his dick and handcuffs with it.

Marinette: Kinky XD

Alix: What about buttercup?

Marinette: He hasn't mentioned anything but we're away the weekend for his shoot so I'm quite sure he doesn't need to proposition me.

Alix: Well haven't you turned into a hoe XD

Marinette: I prefer 'Lady of his leisure' ;D

Alya: Dear Lord, we've corrupted her!

Alix: So are you going to fuck him? I saw his shirt ride up today when the guys were playing basketball, and damn ... I'd lick anything off those abs.

Marinette: Alix, I think you really need to say yes to Max.

Myléne: Are you not upset she was ogling Adrien? I would be if she was looking at Ivan.

Marinette: He's a model, and he's hot! It's something I'm just going to have to get used to. At least I know he's coming home with me.

Alya: You're so good, Mari. I'm sure he really appreciates it. So, back to Alix's question, are you finally going to go all the way?

Marinette: I don't want this to sound ungrateful because I've wanted to be with him for so long, but he's not exactly what I thought he would be and I don't know if I'm willing to do that yet. It's a big step and I want to do it with someone who loves me.

Alya: Are you breaking up with him? Buttercups going to be devastated!

Marinette: God no, I'm not breaking up with him. I sound like a bitch for saying this but I feel like he's not giving me his whole self. It's like there's a massive part of him he's hiding from me. I can't explain it! It just makes me want to hold back a little.

Myléne: Oh, Marinette! I'm so sorry.

Alix: That's really sad to hear! Do you think he's seeing someone else?

Marinette: I didn't until you just said that! T_T

Alya: Way to go, Alix!

Myléne: Why did you go and say that?

Alya: I'm coming round to kick your ass!!!! Mari, don't listen to her. She's just jealous because she's not getting any.

Marinette: What if she's right? You know, thinking about it, when I was giving him a hand job, he went to say someone else's name. Oh God! I'm an absolute idiot!

Alya: Alix, you better be running fast! If I catch you, you won't be walking again.

Alix: Sorry, sorry ... let me fix it!

Myléne: I think you've done enough!

Alix: Marinette, I am really sorry! I'm sure he's not seeing another girl.

Alya: Marinette? Are you still there?

Myléne: Mari?

Alya: I'll try calling her ...

5.34pm

Myléne: Anyone heard anything from Marinette?

Alix: I tried going to the bakery but she wasn't there. Her parents thought she was in her room but when I went up no one was there.

Alya: She won't answer her phone.

Alix: Mari, please! I am so sorry! Just please let someone know you're ok.

Myléne: Has anyone messaged Adrien?

Alya: Yes I did earlier but there was no reply. Nino hasn't heard from him either.

Alix: Maybe he's with his bit on the side, or is Marinette the bit on the side? How does this work?

Alya: Alix, fuck off! Adrien is not cheating on Marinette.

Myléne: I'm out with Ivan at the moment, I'll check around the area.

9.55pm

[Mylene sent a video]

Myléne: Girls, you need to see this!

Alya: Fuckinggggg hell!!!!

Alix: Now that's hot!!!!

Alya: I can't believe they're doing that out in the open!!!! Should I post it on the blog?

Myléne: No, Alya, this is a private moment.

Alix: It's not exactly private when they're dry humping on their own statue, in the middle of a park. It's not even late!

Alya: Fuck me, that's hot! Chat is fucking strong, I caa as by stop watching it!

Myléne: They are #couplegoals, seriously!

Alix: Interesting, considering they're not even a couple.

Alya: Yes, very interesting.

Marinette: Sorry for worrying you guys. I'm ok, just needed to get out for a little while. What's the video you've sent?

Myléne: Chat Noir giving it to Ladybug!

Marinette: Excuse me?

Alix: You need to watch it, Marinette, honestly he's the hottest thing on the planet. I'm surprised it took her this long to do it.

Marinette: I don't know if I feel comfortable watching them do that. I mean, they're Paris' heroes, what they do in their spare time is up to them. I'm sure they just needed a break.

Alix: If they didn't before they do now! I've sent it to Kim, he'll lap this one up!

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[MESSAGE RECEIVED FROM ALYA]

Alya: What the fuck are you doing? Someone implants a tiny suggestion in your head so you run off and dry fuck Chat? Not only have you now cheated on Adrien, but you've given your partner more false hope! What the fuck is wrong with you, Marinette?

Marinette: I don't know, okay? I just transformed and went for a run. I bumped into Chat and decided to tell him about Adrien, without naming Adrien of course. He was so kind and caring, and one thing led to another. For some reason we just couldn't stop!

Alya: You did it in a public space where anyone could see you! It wasn't even late! Plus the fact you could get arrested!

Marinette: They're not going to arrest us!

Alya: They might do, and I tell you now, there is no fucking way I'm breaking you out!

Marinette: Alya, be reasonable!

Alya: I am being reasonable! If Adrien found out it'd break him. You're so lucky I'm the one that runs 'The Ladyblog'.

Marinette: Which is why he'll never find out.

Alya: You've tried holding secrets before Marinette and it overpowered you. Who's to say this wouldn't do the same?

Marinette: What I do in my spare time is up to me! I don't need your permission.

Alya: Yeah, well, when Adrien dumps your slutty ass don't you dare come crying to me. I'm disappointed in you Marinette.

•••••

[MESSAGE RECEIVED FROM ADRIEN]

Adrien: Hey Mari, I don't know if this is a good time but I really need to talk to you. Message me back <3

•••••

Hoes before Bros
10.13pm

Marinette: Looks like I don't need to worry about this weekend. Adrien's just broken things off with me.

Alya: Oh honey!

Alix: I'm so sorry!

Myléne: Let me know if you need us to come around <3