Bros before Hoes
11.34pm

Nino: Adrien, bro? Don't leave us hanging! I know your dates over, Alya's being bombarded with messages on the girls group and from the squealing noises she's making I'm quite sure it has something to do with Marinette.

Kim: What kind of squealing?

Nino: You know, like excited ones!

Kim: Oh, so different to when you're getting her off then?

Adrien: Burn! XD

Max: I must admit Kim, that was funny!

Nino: Hey! We're not here to roast me tonight! We're here to find out how Adrien's first time went.

Adrien: Who said we did anything?

Max: I'm 99.8% certain you would have hit most bases tonight. I know Marinette had been eager for a while.

Adrien: Can't argue with that! ;)

Kim: Fuck off! The innocent buttercup has finally lost his 'V' card! Night out this weekend lads, it needs to be celebrated.

Nino: I'm in bro!

Max: Me too, I'll contact the others.

Adrien: No can do boys. I'm busy this weekend.

Nino: Second date?

Kim: *high five* brother!

Adrien: I'm in Nice for a photoshoot and have managed to persuade my father to allow Marinette to join me. In separate rooms, of course, we both need to keep our innocence.

Kim: Oh, yeah of course XD

Max: It's not like you're eighteen and have a sex drive.

Adrien: Definitely not!

Nino: Innocent my ass! Alya's just shown my M's message.

Kim: Deets, Agreste, now!

Adrien: We didn't have sex.

Kim: Bore!

Adrien: We did ... stuff, but we have decided to wait until we go all the way. We need to know each other a little better.

Max: So what did you do?

Adrien: Hand stuff ... maybe a little bit of mouths.

Kim: She gave you a blowjob? *high five*

Adrien: No she didn't ... I kind of wanted to ... you know...

Nino: Oh we know ;) Mari's told Alya you made her scream like a banshee!

Kim: Go Agreste!

Adrien: I don't know if I'm comfortable with this ...

Max: You'll grow more comfortable over time.

Adrien: I meant talking to you all about it Max.

Max: Oh, sorry. Well if it makes you feel any better the first time I made a girl orgasm I cried. It was beautiful!

Kim: Hold up - you're not a virgin Max?'

Nino: Since when? No way have you slept with someone before Adrien, I mean come on, the guys a  God!

Adrien: I don't know if I'm insulted or thrilled?

Nino: Definitely go for the second one dude! Those abs of yours ... yikes!

Kim: Second!

Max: Third!

Adrien: So anyway, Max, who did you sleep with?

Max: Sabrina.

Adrien: No way!

Kim: What? When?

Nino: Any good? I bet she's like a saucy secretary.

Adrien: Does Alya know you talk about other girls like this?

Nino: Oh she knows. We talk about it together too. Both of us have agreed that we'd do Marinette.

Adrien: Dude! That's my girlfriend!

Kim: Most of lycée would do her to be fair. You scored well there Adrien.

Max: That is accurate.

Nino: Back to Max ... tell ... all!

Max: We didn't want to leave lycée being virgins so we decided to do it in a safe environment. It was what it was. We both experienced orgasms and experimented with other things.

Nino: Like what?

Max: oral, anal, BDSM ... anything we thought we might like.

Nino: This is information I can't process! You've gone down on a girl?

Max: Yeah, it's a very intimate experience.

Nino: Not sure I'm buying it!

Kim: Have you never done it? What's wrong with you?

Nino: Nothing! I just don't get it. Don't you agree Adrien?

Adrien: How do you think I made M scream like a banshee? It wasn't done with telepathic powers.

Nino: Adrien! You're meant to be on my side!

Adrien: Sorry ... I actually enjoyed it. It's the response I got which just turned me on more.

Nino: I can't believe you!

Kim: Have you ever done it Nino?

Nino: No!

Adrien: Then you have no right to say!

Kim: You're so vanilla, Nino! Even buttercup has done more XD epic fail!

Nino: She's never indicated that she wanted to do it.

Kim: They never do!

Max: Most woman appreciate it. You should give it a try sometime.

Adrien: I must admit, it was enjoyable for me too.

Kim: Welcome to the dark side, Agreste!

Adrien: :D

Nino: Yeah well ... I bet I can do it in a more random place than you lot!

Kim: Is that a bet?

Nino: Yes it is, and if I loose I'll try it.

Kim: I'm in! Prepare to go down ... literally!

Adrien: Can I clarify the rules? Does it need to be all the way or can it be any type of act?

Max: I say any act, just because of your innocence buttercup!

Kim: I'm for that.

Nino: OK, you have one month and we'll see who's the vanilla one!