It's been a while, but here's a WhatsApp group chat story.

These were my favourite one shots to write before my original book got deleted. Enjoy!
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Hoes before bros
4.36pm

Alya: So Marinette ... anything to tell us?

Marinette: I don't know what you're talking about Alya.

Alya: I think you do ... spill it!

Alix: What have I missed?

Myléne: Before you try and get out of it Marinette, I was with Ivan standing behind you!

Marinette: Ok, fine

Alya: Yay!!!

Alix: This should be good! What did you do? Fall onto Adrien and lick his face XD

Marinette: *sigh*

Alix: You didn't? Fuck, me!

Myléne: That's what she said!

Alya: OMG!!!! XD XD XD XD

Marinette: I've reached an all time low! Basically before anyone takes it out of context Adrien being Adrien was actually pretty sweet about it.

Alya: What did he say?

Marinette: At least let me take you out on a date first.

Alya: :crying face emoji:

Alix: Excellent!

Myléne: It doesn't end there girls ...

Alya: Are you going on a date? When? When? Did he asked you? OMG my ship is finally sailing.

Myléne: XD

Marinette: He may have asked me out to dinner tomorrow night, but when he asked me what I would like to eat ... I kind of slipped up a little ... again.

Alix: Marinette Dupain-Cheng what did you do?

Marinette: I suggested that I want to eat cock.

Alya: XD

Alix: I'm actually dying!!

Marinette: I meant chicken ok ... it just came out wrong!

Alya: Mari, babe, the words not even similar.

Marinette: A cock is a type of bird.

Alix: Is that what you meant?

Marinette: :facepalm emoji: No, I was remembering certain things about his anatomy when he was on top of me.

Alix: You're a disaster, M. I love you but dear Lord.

Myléne: Has Adrien messaged since you ran away?

Alix: You ran away? Even better XD

Alya: So are you dating or not?

Marinette: I don't know. He shouted after me but I kind of freaked and ran off. He's never going to want to date me after this.

Alix: On the contrary, I think he'll be rather fond of continuing.

Alya: You basically guaranteed him a blowjob XD

Marinette: T_T

Myléne: Do you even know how to give head?

Alya: Come on, it's Marinette, of course she doesn't.

Alix: Alya, you'll need to give her the deets. I hear you're a pro XD

Myléne: That's what the janitor said.

Alya: You get caught once and everyone things you spend the whole day with your lips around your boyfriends dick.

Marinette: Do you think he will want me to do that? You know, now that I've said it?

Alya: It's Buttercup ... of course not. But if he tells you he has the house to himself, make sure you've got protection with you :winking face:

Alix: Netflix and Chill all the way baby! Ride that blonde boy until he forgets his own name.

Myléne: You don't need to do anything if you're not ready M. It's only your first date.

[TEXT RECEIVED ADRIEN AGRESTE]

Marinette: Oh my God, he's text me!

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Adrien: Hey Marinette, I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable today, but I would still like us to go out on a date tomorrow night. If you want to that is? Don't feel pressured, I'll be fine if you say no.

Marinette: I would love to, if you don't mind going out with a disaster zone like me.

Adrien: XD I think you're cute.

Marinette: You think I'm cute? I'm honoured.

Adrien: I think that's where you call me cute too :cat winking emoji:

Marinette: You're more than just cute ...

Adrien: Really? Would you care to elaborate?

Marinette: What if I were to call you ... I don't know ... sexy?

Adrien: I would say you're trying to flirt with me, M. Dupain-Cheng

Marinette: And if I was?

Adrien: I'd be one very happy man, who couldn't wait to take a beautiful woman out to dinner tomorrow night, and maybe if you want to you could come back to mine after and we could watch a movie or something. My father and Nathalie are out for the evening.

Marinette: I can't wait.

Adrien: :D me neither. Sweet dreams beautiful.

Marinette: G'night Handsome

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Marinette: Thanks for your help there girls, now I just need to make sure I follow through tomorrow.

Myléne: Don't forget to take deep breathes and keep calm.

Alix: Wear sexy black matching underwear.

Alya: I'll bring you some condoms tomorrow and help you prepare.

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Bros before Hoes
6.39pm

Kim: Adrien's getting laid tomorrow!

Nino: Finally my man's losing his 'V' card.

Adrien: I'm freaking out! What if I'm shit and she dumps me! This is too much pressure. I should cancel!

Kim: I don't think so dude! You're the last guy in the class to get laid, and probably the one who needs it most. Just wait until you're at your next posh persons party and you can invite M and fuck her in the back of the limo! What a dream!

Max: You do realise his father travels with him.

Adrien: Not all the time.

Kim: See he's thinking about it now. Shit! I bet M all dressed up would look like a top class escort.

Adrien: Fuck off Kim!

Kim: I'm not insulting her! I'm saying she'll look hot and shaggable!

Adrien: I'll say it again Kim, fuck ... off!

Nino: Don't insult the dudes girlfriend! Especially Mari, I mean come on, she's too sweet to look anything more than cute.

Max: She does have the most perfect body in the class though. I have been doing anatomy research and she's very similar to Ladybug. Both have the same amount of muscle to fat mass, along with ratios. You're very lucky Adrien.

Adrien: Interesting ...

Nino: Keep us informed tomorrow night and don't forget to wear protection. You don't want a baby popping out in 9 months time.

Kim: Netflix and Chill *high 5*

Max: Look after her Adrien, she's a special lady.

Adrien: She sure is. I'll let you know how it goes.