17. TP Adventure
Jason's house ^^^
Song: Love Me Harder by Ariana Grande
Layla's POV
I have 3 modes.
The bow down to me to bitches and peasants mode, the normal friendly mode and the I'm allergic to Homo sapiens and don't like socialising right now.
So my conscience got confused when Jaz woke me up at 8 pm saying that she got a great idea.
"I swear this is great Laylz. And no no no, we aren't gonna cut his balls off and hang them on his front door. We're going to...." she paused for a dramatic effect.
"TP his house!!!" She concluded, grinning evilly like those villains in movies.
"How do we even do that Jaz? Have you ever TP anyone's house before?" I asked, already knowing that this is a useless plan.
"Oh, my little naive child. You didn't understand my plan did ya?"
"You're going to call your lover boy because I know they have done it before. And that way, Operation Ship July will sail." She smiled at us.
More like sneered.
"Two apples with one rock."
I glared at her.
"What are you waiting for? Call him!!" She hollered in my ear.
"Who ??" I asked suddenly feeling as clueless as a flying hippopotamus banging a giraffe.
Forget I ever said that.
"Who else? Your lover boy" she rolled her eyes.
"Ugh fine and stop calling him a lover boy. He's a player, I don't think he's capable of love."
I say while opening my phone and calling Justin.
There was a pause and then he answered "Hello".
I felt like quoting it's me, you know the lyrics to that Adele's song.
But I just remembered we have a plan in hand.
"Hey Justin" while Jasmine mouths speaker, so I switch on speaker mode.
"Oh hey princessa, sup?"
" Uh I just wanted to ask you, if you could uhm-like"
I stutter while Jaz rolls her eyes and facepalms herself.
"It's fine, you could tell me anything."
"Yeah, well you see it's was Jasmine's idea to take revenge of Jason....."
"And...."
"And she asked if you could join and help us to TP his house."
There was a pregnant pause that I thought he had a heart attack on hearing this stupid idea, when he finally spoke up.
"Sure we would love to. Meet us at the park in 30. K?"
"Ok then bye"
He chuckles for some strange reason.
"Bye princessa, don't miss me too much." And he hangs up.
"Princessa huh?" I hear two voices hum. I turned to see Jasmine and Anna, who was bawling her eyes minutes ago giving me smug looks.
"Pfft, he calls all girls that. Trust me, players have a way with their words" I retort, already knowing that they won't let me live this down.
"Sure, princessa. Whatever floats your boat." Anna giggles.
"Right there's no more time for giggling. Come on let's get ready. We're supposed to look hideous." She announced, clapping her hands.
"Wait, what does that mean?" We both asked, looking at her.
"Oh, so you meant this as hideous," I state, staring at my reflection.
"Damn gurl, we look like ninjas. Hot ones." Anna says, swatting her cheeks.
All of us are dressed in black shirts paired with black pants and black converses. And Jaz also added black paint under both of their cheeks for a finishing touch.
She refused to put on me. Why you may ask? 'Cause according to her, I need to look good for Operation Ship July to work out.
Crazy I know.
"Come on guys, let's get going." I announced as while unlocking Jaz's car.
She managed to convince - -
Scratch that, threaten them that she'll shave their head off in their sleep.
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We stopped in front of Jason's house and met Justin's gang there.
"Have you brought all the necessities?" I asked Justin as he eyed me up and down.
"Yeah, come on."
River divided the group into Hunter, Me, Anna and Justin. And Jaz, Aiden, him and Eric.
"Okay guys, we have 15 minutes before his mum comes home. Meet me here in 10 after doing the roles I've assigned each one of you. Let's get to business. Chop chop." He says and runs towards the entrance, dragging me by my hand like I'm a rag doll.
I feel like this guy has done vandalising his whole life. Oh well, he speaks about it better than a professor at a college who spent half of his life teaching there.
We stop below the balcony.
"Alright princessa you want the easy task or the hard one?"
"Hard one," I say looking directly into his eyes.
I don't think I'll ever do this again, so better make the best out of it.
"Hmm, feisty. Well, then you've got to climb over there and TP his balcony while I handle the entrance." He motions to the balcony on top with his hand.
"Okay." I replied as he handed me 5 tissue rolls.
Woah, they're huge.
"That's what she said" He snickered.
Did I say that out loud?
Oops never mind.
I glare at him, then remember that we've only got 7 more minutes left.
So I quickly climb the tree with one leg and then put the other near the windowpane.
I repeated it once more and reached the grill of the balcony with my hand.
Putting force on that hand and placed the other hand and just a little more...
Yay!! I'm hanging on his balcony bars now.
Thanks to Jason's small balcony and my amazing gymnastics skills.
I used to do gymnastics very well in middle school.
My mum always wanted me to be a cheerleader, but I'm not going to.
Why you may ask?
Because every year the cheer captain is Sophia.
Shit! I only have 4 more minutes!!!
I swiftly push myself inside it and start throwing paper rolls and covering everything with it.
Once I'm done, I step back to examine my masterpiece.
I sound like Pablo Picasso right now. But the guy will slap me with his shoe if I consider tissue rolls over the floor a masterpiece.
I climb down, repeating the reverse of how I climbed up.
Justin stares at the balcony in awe.
"You know, you're not too bad for a newbie." He winks.
I chuckle and we meet the rest of the gang at where we assembled earlier.
"Now, if you would allow I would love to do my finishing touch." River announces.
We girls give them a questioning look when Aiden says "Just Watch."
River walks up to the entrance and takes out a spray can.
He sprays the words 'REVENGE' and a lot of other curse words.
Then turns to us and smirks.
Wait, why is he smirking like that greedy villain in horror movies?
He rings the doorbell and screams "RUN!!!"
I scurry myself to the car and sit in the back seat. In a flash, everyone has just piled up above us and Justin starts the car.
My wonderful TP adventure ends with Jason opening his front door, with his reaction more priceless than a pufferfish and all of us showing our middle fingers and driving off.
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Hey Guys!!!
Yay my exams are finally over. They'll start again on the 18 of this month😢😢😢.
But no worries though, I'll be updating.
Q)Have you vandalised any property?
A)Nope, I'm too innocent 😇
Comment below!!
Will update soon, till then,
Bye!!!
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