Kisne pada
Morning
Mr. Murthy was ready to leave back to USA
Nans: kab wapas aaoge
Mr. Murthy: princess I have work there, mom rishu and aama bhi wahi par hai. You focus in your studies. Kissed her forehead and bid her good bye
Hugged raj, Manik and nyo
Mr. Murthy: princess kuch kuch cheze hame Bhagwan ke upar hi chod Deni chahiye... Everything has its own time and everything has its own reason. I hope you understand baccha bye
Mr murthy left
I know dad what you trying to say but mein jaan k rahungi kya hua tha 2 years phele, thinks Nans
Badi ajeeb family hai, Beti Ko bye koi aise speech deke karta hai, thinks Manik
Breakfast table
Nyo: I am so excited aaj tum logo ka freshers party hai
M: mom aap toh aise khush ho rahi ho jaise aap ki apni college ki freshers party ho...
Nyo: tu nai samjhega... Waise Nans kya mein tumhe nandu bula sakti hu
N: off course aunt
Nyo: aacha beta are you ready for freshers party
N: yup I am ready with gown
M chuckle
M: Miss Usa yeah India hai ... Freshers party mein you have to be in India dress or no entry
Nyo: koi nai beta I have lots of India dresses you can wear them
N: ok aunt
Nyo: ok done so today i will make you ready...
Someone fart ..... Puuuuu.... (Pada)
All four got shocked
Nyo: who fart at breakfast table
Raj: it's not me
Nans: not me either
Everyone look at Manik, and he was making not me face
Again fart (pada)
Nyo: Manik go to bathroom and fart
M: it's not me ... I don't know what's happening... Again fart (pada)
M just ran to his room
It's was smelling in breakfast table
Nyo: may be morning mein bathroom nai Gaya hoga
Raj: lagta his kal raat kuch jyada hi kha liya
Nans: no uncle lagta hai digestion problem
All three laugh
Manik in restroom, he is sitting in toilet from last 30 mins
M: oh god yeah kya ho raha hai constipation... But meine toh aise kuch nai khaya.... His stomach was making weird noise... At the same time fart
After 40 mins he came out of room
Nans comes covering her nose.
Nans: kya hua Manik meine kal tumhe kaha mara aur result kaha se nikal raha hai dekho....
M: shut up i am not in fun mood
Nans moves towards him, and he unknowingly moved backward. Now Manik was sandwiched between wall and Nans. She bring her face very close to his ears. Her cheek was touching his neck sending electric shock to his body. She blow air in his neck and he grunts her name .... But what she say next popped his eyes...
Nans: sirf tumhi waiter ko kharid sakte ho
M stammers: whatt arre youu tryingg to say
Nans: don't act innocent ok, I saw you talking to waiter in club. Tumhe kya laga bacho ki chal chaloge aur mujhe pata bhi nai chalega... Tumne 1000 Rs dekar meri drink spike karne ki kosish ki, aur meine 2000 dekar tumhari drink mein constipation pills daal di
M: are you out of your mind... His stomach again starts making weird sound
Nans: I think tumhe wash room mein hi rhena chahiye pura din nai toh pure ghar mein badbu fel jaigi
M ran towards his toilet
M: yeah aacha nai kiya tumne... Oh my god mera pet....
Nyo and Nans
N: aunt I have a request
Nyo: haa bolo beta...
N say something.....
Nyo: wow that's perfect I don't have any problems
Nans calls fab5 (conference)
Nans: guys Manik ki tabiyat bhaut kharab hai, subha se apne room mein hai
Mu: kya hua usse
A: we are coming
Nans: ok
Aab maza aayega jab fab5 Manik ka new music sunenge , jo piche se bajta hai...she smirks
After some time
D: buddy darwaja khol
Mu: Manik kya hua door open kar
C: door khol we can sort it out kya problem hai
A: kahi won toilets Mein toh nai
Kya sahi guess lagaya hai Alia ne thinks Nans
C: shut up Alia itni emergency situation mein bhi tere Ko majak suj raha hai
A: I was just saying
They all banged the door for 10 more minutes
They were about to break the door but manik open it
Manik look pale and exhausted ( hoga kyu nai jo khaya tha sab nikal diya toilet mein)
Mu: kya hua tujhe
C: tu itna pale kyu lag raha hai, suddenly
Fab4 just pull him for hug
Manik fart again... They broke the hug
A: chee who fart
Mu: Cabir tujhe sharam nai aati sabke samne paad raha hai
D: Cabir kuch toh sharam kar yr... Manik Ki tabiyat kharab hai aur tu yaha paad raha hai
Again someone fart.....
Mu: Cabir ek aur baar pada na toh mein Tere pichwade mein aag laga dungi
Nans: mukti wats pichwada
Mu: butt
Nans: oh
C: shut up guys ... Hum kya yaha aada pada kisne pada khel rahe hai, aur itni jor se toh ek hi insaan dahaad sakta hai...
Fab4 look towards Manik, he was looking like bhigi billi
A: don't say you fart Manik !!!
C: iske face se pata chal hai... Issi ne pada hai
Manik again fart...
D: like seriously buddy tu phirse paad raha hai
Manik just ran towards toilet and lock it
Again weird sounds were coming from toilet
C: yeah toh bada jor jor se dahaad raha hai...
Mu: aisa kya khaya tha
C: aise hi 21 topo ki salami deta rahega toh national awards jaroor milega.....
Fab4 and Nans look at each other and laugh like crazy
A: so iski wajha se he locked himself in his room
Mu: woh sab toh thik hai but we need to do something. C and D tum log windows open karo mein aur Alia fragnance spray karte hai...
After some minutes Manik came back
M: waise guys tum log subha subha yaha kya kar rahe
A: arey Nans ne call kiya that saying you are sick iss liye hum aaye
Manik looked at Nans and Nans look everywhere except Manik
Bhaut ho gaya tumhara aab meri Bari thinks Manik
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