"Wow." Sydney said looking at the video of Nailah fighting for the fifth time making me roll my eyes.

"Sydney you say the same thing every time you replay it."

"Because she so and this bitch so.. Wow." She started to replay it again but I snatched her phone.

"Evy come eat eat." I yelled out making her run and Sydney hopped on the counter. "What are you doing?" 

"I don't play with dogs." She said looking down at her.

"Evy doesn't bite." I laughed.

"If she got teeth then she bite motherfucker." Sydney said still looking at her eat her food.

"She's friendly though, look c'mere baby." I called her over making her run to me and jump on me.

"Simone stop! Please Simone!" She yelled looking like she was going to cry.

"Sydney for real look, she's a baby. Her bites don't hurt yet." I said putting my hand in her mouth showing her teeth.

"Bitch that's a pitbull breed, I don't care about shit you saying." She said and I picked up Evy .

"Just touch her." I lifted her. Sydney reached her hand out and Evy tried to sniff her hand and she pulled it back.

"She just trying to get your scent in." I laughed. Sydney did it again and then started to rub her head as Evy excitedly played with Sydney.

"Alright, she's not that bad." Sydney smiled getting off the counter as Evy jumped around excitedly.

"Look this is the most heartbreaking thing I ever saw." Nailah said walking with her laptop in the kitchen clicking on a video.

"What we watching?" Vae asked.

"Whatever Nailah cry baby ass crying at." Sydney said as Nailah clicked on a video.

"That's my god-sister I was talking about!" I said looking at her saying goodbye to her boyfriend.

"He said she breaking my heart, omg." Sydney held her face crying.

"She didn't even tell me her boyfriend was going to the army aw, I'm crying." I said wiping my face.

"I gotta call her later." Vae said as the video went off.

"Okay I'm a gangster can't be crying." Sydney said making me laugh.

"Word it ain't nothing but a g thang." I said crip walking.

"Don't ever do that shit a day in your life, fingers looking all crippled and shit." Nailah said as we all started laughing.

"Racks in me like a pinata, fuck you blue Balenciagas. Robin jeans with the Foamposites." Sydney yelled rapping looking at me. 

She knew what this song does to me.

"Aye, aye, aye, aye." They repeated as I scrunched my face up and did the dance.

"GOT A FAMILY TO FEED, AYE!" Stunna yelled doing it with me getting my hyped. He always popping up.

"Aye I'm in this." Dex said dancing with us. 

"Why they killing it like this?" Vae asked as I saw the flash.

"Aight I'm done." I laughed, I was out of breath.

"Why it's only y'all two?" Nailah asked looking at Dex and Stunna.

"They be in the living room." Dex said.

"This why you rap the way you do, you can't even say a sentence properly." Sydney said and I started roiling.

"Sammy!" I jumped on him making his phone drop.

"Sim damn." He pushed me and picked up his now cracked phone.

"Damn." I laughed.

"You play so damn much." He moved over.

"What crawled up your ass and died?" Sydney asked sitting on my lap.

"Don't be talking to my wifey like that nigga." Dex smacked his phone out his hand making me laugh.

"Brah come on!" Sammy yelled punching him in his chest.

"That hurted for a skinny nigga punch." Dex laughed.

"Give me the definition for hurted? Show me in the dictionary where hurted is a word." Sydney looked at him.

"I'm saying it right? Then it's a motherfucking word." He defended.

"You know ain't in the dictionary either but niggas still saying that shit." Stunna said.

"Shut up bitch, nobody was talking to you." Nailah looked at him.

"And nobody was talking to your ugly ass. Big ass head, little ass body." Lew jumped in.

"Alright and you look like Medusa your ugly ass." I added looking at him.

"Boy if you don't get cho shaped like a can soda looking ass" Bhris pointed his hand at me.

"Shut your broke ass up, looking like you got Benjamin Button disease." Vae said and we all started laughing.

"I ain't know you had it in you." Dice said laying his head in her lap.

"Really." Nailah laughed.

"Ooh this my song." Vae turned up the t.v that was playing music. 

"Let me lick you up and down til you say stop. Let me play with your body, baby, make you real hot." I sung watching stand up.

"This brings out my inner stripper." Nailah squealed starting to give Bhris a lap dance.

"Okay bitchhh!" Vae said as we all stopped to witness this.

"I do it better though." Sydney said straddling my waist then she started grinding on me and twerking lightly.

"Cause tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you!" I yelled laughing.

"I need to go take a cold ass shower." Lew said going upstairs making us laugh.

"NAILAH I'LL BEAT YOUR FUCKING BONEY ASS!" Stunna yelled yanking her by her weave making her fall off of Bhris onto the floor.

"I ain't even know he left the room, that's why her slick ass did it." Dice said playing with Vae thigh.

"Oh man God damn." Dex said and I screamed scaring them.

"Simone the fuck?" Vae said holding her heart.

"I'm still a fan and I always wanted him to say it in person, say it again." I looked at him.

"Oh man God damn."

"Again."

"Oh man God damn."

"Again." 

"Oh man God damn."

"One last time."

"Oh man God damn."

"Another one."

"Simone." Sammy said laughing.

"I'm sorry, I'm fangirling right now." I laughed.

"I'm mad he keep repeating it." Sydney said.

"Nailah why you still on the floor?" Vae asked.

"Because I'm telling my mother."

"Y'all gone stress her the fuck out one day." Dice shook his head. Sammy phone rung, he sighed then walked upstairs.

"What's wrong with him?" I asked.

"We thought it was you but we don't know he been like this since the morning." Lew said coming down the stairs.

"Evy." I called making that kissy sound. She ran and started licking my face making me laugh.

"That's nasty as hell." Bhris said.

"Some people say dogs mouths are cleaner than humans." Nailah said getting up.

"Nigga dogs drink toilet water, howwww?" Lew asked.

"Y'all gon turn that beautiful ass dog into a bitch, babying it like that." Stunna said referring to me rocking her like she was baby.

"She is my baby." I smiled kissing her.

"Do you kiss Sammy with that mouth?" Bhris asked making me laugh.

"Yes, he love my doggy ass mouth." I smiled.

"What that mouth do?" Stunna asked making us laugh.

I set myself up for that one.

"Shut your stupid ass up." Nailah said.

"You smell like you farted." I looked at him.

"Farted." Sydney, Nailah and Vae said in unison.

"Arted."

"Arted." They repeated again.

"A/B honor roll, all Fs you retarded." I rapped as they gassed then we all laughed.

"That's my video." Stunna laughed. 

"Y'all hear that?" Lew asked making us shut up. Sammy was yelling then I heard something be thrown.

"He better not be having no damn temper tantrum in my fucking room." I got up quickly running to my room.

Sammy was still on the phone and he looked pissed off. I looked to see what he threw, he knock down my buckets. Stupid nigga gon pick my shit back up.

"Man suck my dick, Imma get your ass handled on my soul." He said then hung up. He started pacing back and forth but stopped once he saw me and sat down.

"My bad, I'll pick that up." Like hell you are.

"What happened?" I asked sitting in his lap.

"Mahogany stupid ass trying to take me to court talking bout I need to be on child support, that bitch ain't no where near due." He fussed.

"But why? I thought the talk went good."

"It did, her stupid ass best friend got in her head talking about she should get $2000 every week."

"For what? A newborn don't cost that damn much." I scrunched my face up.

"Exactly, she out her fucking mind. Then Mahogany ass act like she fucking scared to speak her mind, agreeing to everything that bitch saying."

"It's not your job to take care of Mahogany or her retarded best friend. You have to take care of your child, they're not your responsibility." 

"Exactly man, they doing too much. Like the bitch said $2000 a week Sim, it's almost 4 weeks in a month. That's $8000 a month, they both lost their damn mind."

"So when the baby gets here you buy it everything. Clothes, food, blankets and all that instead of handing them the money, so they can't say you don't do shit for he or she."

"You know you smart, this why I keep you by my side." He pointed at me making me laugh.

"Realist one on your team." I smirked.

"You spending the night?" He asked.

"No we're going to this party in the woods."

"No, the fuck you mean?"

"What you mean no? What is a no?" I asked with my eyebrow raised.

"Do you not watch movies? Your duck ass gon die in the woods." He said making me laugh.

"Get your scary ass out of here."

"Aight go to your little party but then come spend the night."

"How about you stay here? I might be too drunk or high to drive to your house."

"We'll talk." He said making me laugh.

"So corny but help me pick out a outfit." I smiled making him smack his teeth.

Bet he still gon help me pick a outfit.

~

"I'm so high I think this tree moving." Nailah said causing me to laugh.

"Take a picture with me Sim." Vae said putting her phone in my hand as we took it.

"That's cute." I smiled then started rapping.

"This my fucking favorite song by them fuck boys." Sydney yelled rapping along.

"Go head Sim, represent ya nigga." This girl named Chanel said making me smile and I yelled rapping while they recorded me.

"I'm chasing mils like Meek, 10 bands on her feet, 10 bands on my feet." I yelled rapping Sammy new song when somebody put their arm on my shoulder.

"And nobody flexin' like we do and that's why these bitches mad at you." Sammy rapped in my ear making me look up and smile.

"What you doing here?" I asked after I pecked his lips.

"I couldn't let my shorty die in these woods, what Imma do without you?" He asked and I smiled all big.

"You just tryna get in my panties after this." I laughed.

"That was already happening but I meant that." He grabbed my face. "I hate when you wear makeup, shit annoys me."

"How does my makeup annoy you? You don't like it?" I pouted.

"I hate that shit, you beautiful as hell. What you caking up your face for? I wanna see you, not all this." He said wiping my face with a baby wipe.

"Sammy stop, I spent almost a hour doing this." I whined trying to move his hand.

"I don't care." He continued wiping my face.

"It's not even gon come off that easy, I probably look a mess now." I frowned.

"I don't give a fuck." He wiped it one last time then fixed my hair. "Ooh there go my bomb ass girlfriend with yo fine ass."

"Stop." I laughed. He looked down at me and grabbed my chin.

"She say nobody do it like you do, can't nobody do, can't nobody do it." He rapped to me as some people recorded.

"You ugly for that." I laughed.

"You drunk?" He asked.

"A bit tipsy but I'm chilling."

"Nah they ain't do it." Nailah yelled twerking as French Montana x Pop That came on.

"Aye this the club version." Sydney yelled as the Jersey club version came on. She started dancing on Rico while I twerked on Sammy tall ass.

"All that ass Sim." Chanel said recording me while I stuck my tongue out and looked back.

The song switched to Ying Yang Twins x Salt Shaker. Mostly every girl was now dancing twerking, dropping it hot and every damn nigga was behind somebody.

"She leaking, she soaking wet." We all chanted. 

I got tired and pulled Sammy getting some more drinks, while we was talking and joking some people wanted pictures or even autographs. I could tell Sammy didn't want to sign autographs or take pictures but he did it anyway and for some reason that made me smile.

"That's nice." I laughed throwing back another shot.

"Aye Sim I could get a picture?" Some boy asked and I threw another shot back then nodded.

"Watch ya hands my nigga." Sammy said as the boy wrapped his hands on me.

"My bad b."

"BITCH MY NAME STUNNA!" I heard Stunna making me turn my head to see he was talking to some girl making me laugh.

"Y'all couldn't leave him home?" I asked.

"He wanted to come." Sammy laughed. "You throwing them shits back like they nothing."

"I know, Imma turn into a alchy." I laughed continuing to take the shots as LL Cool J x Headsprung came on.

"This my shit." Sammy said as he started dancing around me making me laugh. "I'm killing it right baby?" 

"Yes baby." I laughed. He knew his lanky self can't dance.

"They call me Big Elly, Big Silly, Big Money, Big Billy." We rapped krumping together.

Sammy and I should of been in Stomp the Yard the way we be slaying these hoes.

The song changed to Ying Yang Twins x Shake and that's when we really started to show our ass. We practiced for this day, we were meant to kill it for this very moment.

"NOOOO!" Stunna yelled laughing as we got in each other faces. I put my hands over my hand then bent down and slapped the ground then got back up krumping.

"Why is Simone so serious?" Sydney asked making me laugh.

"You won." Sammy said bowing down.

"I bet y'all just be in his house krumping." Lew shook his head and we didn't say anything because that's all we ever did.

~

"I'M SO FUCKING WASTED BRO!" I yelled with my upper body hanging out the window as we sped down the highway.

"Simone." Sammy said sternly pulling me back in and I went back out.

"I'M THE QUEEEN OF THE WORLDD!!" I yelled laughing.

"SUS YOU TOO? WE QUEENS!" Nailah said from in front of me hanging out the window.

"Imma let your ass fall." Bhris said.

"I'm telling mommy." Stunna shook his head.

"Shut up." I kicked him but it landed in his face making me cover my mouth and apologize.

"Sammy get ya girl for I knock her ass out."

"Go head, maybe we could get her in the house sooner." 

"WAIT!!!!" Vae yelled as we all stopped talking to look at her. "HI!" 

"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?" Sydney yelled.

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!" We all yelled.

"ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE?"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"

"I forgot the rest." She laughed.

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!" We continued to yell.

"WHO ABOUT TO WHOOP SOME MOTHERFUCKING ASS IF Y'ALL DON'T FUCKING STOP YELLING?!" Stunna yelled.

"SAMMY, DICE, BHRIS, STUNNA AND LEW." Lew yelled.

"No it's Patrick." I said as we all started dying laughing.

 "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!" Sydney, Vae, and Nailah yelled.

"SPONGEBOB SQAUREPAAAAANTTTSSSSS!" I dragged out singing.

"Simone shut up! Just shut the fuck up! Damn!" Sammy yelled as the whole car got quiet.

"Mhaaammm" I started crying.

"She so damn ugly." Lew said laughing.

"Simone he didn't mean it." Bhris said holding me as I sobbed.

"Son get her drunk ass in the house." Dice laughed recording me as we pulled up.

"Race you to the tub." Vae said as we ran in and got in.

"Turn on the water, let's make our own pool like we use to do when we were younger." I smiled.

"No!" Dice said slapping Vae hand.

"They so drunk, drunk ass heathens." Stunna said recording us.

"Let's go dance!" I yelled getting out.

I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!!
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I'm bored and upset. Hey y'all.

Y'all know what be having me crying no matter how many time I watch it?

I been crying for 10 whole minutes watching this, it's so fucking funny. I'm crying while typing this son LMAOOOOOOOOO

Excuse any mistakes.