"This is how we do it, it's Friday night and I feel alright. The party is here on the West side, so I reach for my 40 and I turn it up. Designated drivers take the keys to my truck, hit the score cause I'm faded. Honey's in they street say, "Monty, we made it." I rapped dancing.

"I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because this is how we do it." Vae yelled dancing with me.

Vae and I was in the house Friday night bored as hell so we were listening to 90s music turned up since we didn't have a life and no friends.

"This is how we do it, all hands are in the air and wave them from here to there. If you're an O.G. mack or a want to-be player." I rapped

"You see the hood's been good to me, ever since I was a lower-case G but now I'm a big G. The girls see I got the money a hundred-dollar bills y'all."

My phone ringing interrupted our turn up just as I was about to go in, I glared at the phone but told Vae to turn it down as I went to see who was calling me.

"Hello?" I answered seeing that it was Nailah.

"What are y'all doing?" She asked.

"Nothing, bored. You know what you should do?"

"Come over?"

"Yes please."

"I'm already standing outside."

"Vae go open the door!" I yelled hanging up.

I cleaned the counter off and took the ribs out the oven along with the baked mac and cheese. I got out three plates and as soon as I turned around Nai was in my my face.

"Hey babes!" She yelled and I laughed.

"You could tell Stunna ya brother, stay fucking yelling." I smiled.

"What was y'all doing?" She asked puckering her lips.

"Cooking, dancing and listening to 90s music." I said after I pecked her lips.

"I bought weed." She squealed pulling out a bag full of it.

"We don't have backwoods." Vae pouted.

"I bought that tooo!" She smiled and I grasped her hand.

"My nigggga!" I laughed as we each rolled up separate ones.

"Eat first or smoke first?" Vae asked.

"Why is that a question?" I asked lighting up.

"Nai play a song." Vae demanded still rolling up. Nai nodded then she typed and a song as I started laughing.

"Really Nailah?" I asked seeing her dance with the blunt in her mouth as the song started playing.

"I gotta ass so big like the sun, hope you mile for a dick I wanna run. Slap it in my face, shove it down my throat. Nigga why you blunt? I could make this pussy smoke."

"Nailah." I yelled laughing while recording her for snap as Vae rapped too.

"I know how to fuck, I know how to ride. I could spin around and keep the dick still inside. Now your mouth wide you looking real scared, I'm a man eater headhunter I'm prepared."

"What y'all do on y'all spare time?" I asked laughing.

"Don't act like you don't know this song." Vae laughed.

"This why I fucks with my bitch Trina, her nasty ass." Nai laughed.

"Look back at you for what? I'm tryna concentrate on busting me a nut. I'm thinking bout Trav, I'm thinking bout Bo. Little dick nigga shit hurry up I'm tryna go." I rapped in Nai camera.

"I knew you knew this song." Nai laughed.

"This her favorite part." Vae laughed.

"Little dick ass nigga you better get your face down here and eat this pussy!" I stuck my tongue out laughing.

"I'm buzzed already." Nai laughed once the song went off.

"I know I'm bout to fuck this food up after this." I laughed.

"Imma go pick a movie on Hulu or Netflix so when we eat, we could watch a movie." Vae said walking out as me and Nailah finished the third blunt.

"Sammy called yet?" Nai asked.

"Nah I ain't speak to him since earlier, I actually miss his ugly ass."

"You think the distance helping y'all relationship?"

"I mean it's only been a month so I don't know but I know I'm tired of getting dick pics and not the real shit."

"Ew that's nasty." She said and I laughed.

"We watching Dope!" Vae yelled coming in.

"My baby in that." Nai smiled.

"Who?" I asked.

"Chanel Iman."

"Thought you was talking about Asap, bihh." I said.

"Oop I'm telling Sammy." Vae laughed.

"Bitch it's ASAP! All he gotta do is smile and I'm all over his chocolate fine ass." I admitted.

"Asap teeth is perfect as hell." Nai agreed.

"Aight, I'm hungry now." I took my last pull and handed it to Vae who was making a snapchat video that I obviously jumped in.

I made my plate and pressed play to the movie not even waiting for them as I started crushing this food. Vae really gon make a good ass wife one day.

"But I got this nigga talkin' to me telling me what he can't let me do and shit like I give a fuck!" I mocked ASAP as we watched the movie.

"Shut up." Vae and Nai said at the same time.

"Man if I let this shit slide, we got what they call a slippery slope. You know what a slippery slope is nigga?" I mocked again ignoring them.

"I'm bouta turn off the movie," Vae said and I laughed.

"I'm sorry daddy just extra daddyish in this movie."

"Y'know what I always wanted to do?" Nai asked as we both looked at her.

"What?" Vae asked.

"Skinny dipping."

"As in get in cold ass water butt ass naked?" I asked making sure I heard right.

"Yeah like I heard it's lit, I think we should do it."

"I'm down." I said not even thinking twice about it.

"What?" Vae asked looking at me.

"What can it possibly hurt? It's bout to be 12 in the morning and I know this lake we can do it at." Nai suggested.

"I'll do it, what's the worse that can happen?" I asked.

"You think the water going to be cold?" Vae asked and I smiled.

"Let me get my stuff and I'll meet y'all at the car." I said getting up.

I went to put on some shorts and get some towels along with my digital camera so I can remember this. I walked down stairs locking everything. Once I got in the car, the smell of weed smacked me in my face as I saw Nai smoking and Vae rolling up.

"Are you here to rescue me? Are you here to go and get a check with me?" Nai sung lowly backing out the driveway.

"I told him that's that shit that I'm use to, don't blame me for my issues. He know deep inside I really want to have him, the little thing makes him so attractive." I sung my favorite part.

We continued singing along to the songs on the radio while smoking the rest of the 8th of weed we had. It was fun and we were high as fuck by time we pulled up to the lake.

"I'm hungry as fuck." Vae said as I started laughing. It wasn't even funny.

"This water cold as fuck." I laughed testing it out.

"We got to get used to it." Nai said stripping out her jeans.

"Ooh bitch you got a booty under the jeans." I teased slapping it earning a little jiggle.

"I'm bout to get in a healthy relationship so I could become thick." She started twerking.

"Vae, this is skinnydipping you have to take off your panties too!" I said as she covered her chest with her arm.

"This water cold as hell!" She squealed.

"I'm getting in." I dropped my panties and walked in flinching at the cold water.

"Yeah Sim!" Nai yelled standing.

"Y'all saw that?" I asked looking around.

"What happened?" Vae asked getting in the water.

"I thought I saw something." I shrugged.

"So this the hype of skinny dipping?" Nai asked.

"We should of came with more people, it would have been lit as fuck." I said.

"We should do it again with Dice and them." Vae added.

"Um, they're all like my brothers. I'm good, y'all could do that with just y'all." Nai swam around.

"Let's play Marco Polo." I laughed.

"Alright you it." Vae said before I felt them swim away.

~

"Hello?" I answered the FaceTime call groggily.

"You was sleep?" I heard Sammy asked as I looked at the time.

"Sammy it's 5 in the morning here." I frowned, he always forgot about the time difference.

"Oh yeah, I still ain't use to the shit." He smiled making me smile cause his smile was so contagious.

"What you want? And where you at? It look like you in a club or something."

"I am, this club boring as hell. I'm ready to go the hotel."

"So leave."

"I can't leave Dice and them."

"So wake me up instead? Okay."

"You want a dance daddy?" A stripper asked smirking in his face.

"Nah I'm good shawty." He looked at her then back at me. "I see you been having fun since I left."

"I've been bored as fuck, you know I don't have any friends."

"I can't tell." He glared making me confused.

"What you talking bout?" I asked thinking to see if I did anything.

"I'm guessing you ain't check your Instagram or any damn social media."

"No I didn't, I don't bother. What happened?"

"Go to BallerAlert."

Putting him on pause I went to the Instagram page and my mouth dropped. It was a picture of me, Vae, and Nai all naked. They put a line through our private parts.

"Oh my God, my ass looks so big. Okaaay sus." I smiled looking at the picture gripping my butt.

"That's what you got to say about it?"

"What you want me to be mad? The picture already got over 20 thousand likes, it's nothing I can do now."

"Bye Simone."

"Goodnight." I smiled hanging up.

How the fuck he mad because I'm not mad at a picture?

I pouted because I couldn't go back to sleep, I sighed walking down stairs in the kitchen and I heard Dice and Vae arguing- which was very rare.

I stood near the stairs listening.

"That shit not cute, you think I want to hear that other people saw my girl naked?" I heard Dice yell.

"At least I look good naked." She laughed.

"Yeah you thinking shit funny cause I'm not in your face."

"You so daddyish right now. Lets argue more often."

"Keep taking me as a joke."

"I am, what you want me to be mad? Let's say I get mad, mad as fuck like the hulk mad and then what? What's that doing?"

"So fucking stupid."

"You only calling me stupid because you don't got shit else to say, play with me so I could fuck you up."

"Alright Navaeh."

"Alright Kevin."

"Stop playing with me." I got tired of eavesdropping and decided to make my presence known.

"You saw the pictures?" Vae asked when she saw me.

"That's the reason I'm woke, Sammy nut ass called trying to fake argue like boyy."

"Right like what's wrong with these niggas sus?"

"Yeah aight Navaeh and Simone shut yo ass up, bad ass influence on my girl." Dice said.

"You mad cause I saw your girl naked and you can't right now? Shut yo mad ass up."

"I'm not Sammy, you not gon bitch me."

"Who she be bitching?" Sammy asked making me groan in annoyance.

"Nigga you! You be stressing over that bitch." Stunna yelled making me laugh.

"Suck my left ball." Sammy said before I heard a elevator bing.

"I'm going back to sleep, Sammy when I wake up my phone better be blown up. If not you'll see what will happen!" I yelled knowing he heard me.

~

I woke up around 4 with 10 missed called, 15 text messages, and a whole bunch Instagram and Twitter notifications.

I shook my head then went to take a shower and brush my teeth. I was in there for like an hour because I still smelt like the lake.

When I got out my phone started to ring notifying me somebody wanted to FaceTime me. I answered and positioned it on my dresser a certain way.

"You just always naked now, huh?"

"Shut up Sammy." I said dropping my towel to put my panties.

"Brah you can't be doing that." He groaned.

"Am I making you hard?" I laughed.

"Seeing your face gets me hard, wit yo beautiful ass."

"Shut up." I smiled.

"That better be Simone you talking to!" I heard Stunna yell as I laughed.

"Yeah- move brah don't-"

"Ewwwww! Put on some damn clothes!" Stunna yelled as I covered my chest.

"Sammy!" I yelled.

"He grabbed it too fast." Sammy laughed.

"Yeah yeah why you calling me?"

"I call you ask why, I don't you call me every damn name in the book. I just can't win with you." He threw his hand in the air as I laughed.

"You missed me babe?" I asked.

"Simone." He warned me.

"Sammy they already know you sprung, why you trying to pretend like you not?"

"Yes I miss you Simone."

"Ya sap ass!" Dice yelled making him smack his teeth.

"Nigga stop acting like you just wasn't on the phone with Vae talking bout I'll eat your butt!" Lew said and I started rolling.

"Woahhh!" Sammy said as I was still laughing.

"You getting your own cup with your name on it and no more rotations for you booty muncher!" Stunna yelled.

"He said booty muncher. Currently crying." I laughed harder.

"Anyways, I just sent you the link to my next song as promised." Sammy said as my phone beeped.

"It better be good if you got to be away for 2 more months." I pouted.

"You'll see me sooner than you think."

"Sammy you better not surprise me and show up, you know I don't like that."

"Everybody likes surprises."

"Not Simone." I shook my head.

"You remember what I said to you a while back? When you was falling to sleep?"

"No, what you say?"

"Nothing, lemme see your nipples." He said and I laughed.

"Let me see your dick." I matched his tone.

"You better fucking not!" Stunna yelled and Sammy looked at him while I laughed.

"I'll call you back at the hotel." He smacked his teeth.

"Alright baby. Muaaahhh." I blew him a kiss.

"Muahh." Sammy blew a kiss back.

"I recorded his sap ass just in time, you fucking bitch." Dice said as I started laughing.

"Wit yo cuffing ass." Lew added.

"Bye baby." I laughed before hanging up.

I didn't have anything to do today so I laid down turning on a random movie. I was watching it until my phone dinged letting me know someone tagged me in something on Instagram.

Dice tagged me in the video with Sammy as I laughed, they some assholes.
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