I woke up on the kitchen floor feeling sticky and nasty. I was in a daze confused and tired as fuck. I went to answer the door that someone was ringing. I opened it to let the cleaning crew in.

I saw three boys from the football team sleep and snoring. Sydney was laying naked on top of some boy and Nailah was in a bucket. Vae was laying on top of the coffee table and Rico was laying on the kitchen table.

I laughed getting my phone to record this for snap and IG. I took pictures of Nailah noticing somebody drew a dick on top of her and Rico head.

"Man y'all see the outcome of a party that Simone hosted? Book me for your next lituation." I laughed. Nailah skinny ass gon be hurt the way she was bent in this bucket.

What the fuck happened lastnight?

I yelled making all of them jump, Vae stupid ass fell off the table face first and Nailah bucket tipped over and I started rolling but stopped once my head felt like it was getting kicked on.

"You play too fucking much brah!" Rico groaned.

"Can somebody help me out this?" Nailah asked kicking her legs. Rico went and got her and we all started laughing.

"What's funny?" Rico asked as I was in tears.

"Oh shit." Nailah laughed pointing to his head and he looked at her laughing.

"You got a dick on your head." Rico laughed.

"So do you." They both stopped laughing and glared.

"Y'all some dick heads." Crook said as we all started rolling.

"You stole my joke." I pouted laughing.

"Where Quavo? He was my ride so I know he ain't leave." Rico yawned.

We started looking around and I laughed. Quavo was laying on a floatie in the pool, I knew he had to at least be cold. I started recording when they yelled his name and he moved and fell off the floatie.

"What if I couldn't swim?" He asked getting out.

"RIP to Quavolicious." I said and they laughed.

"Always got the jokes." He smirked.

"Mhm." I matched his smirk as we all walked in the house.

"Yo I don't remember much." The football player named Rah said.

"The last thing I remember is when Pete stupid ass jumped off the roof into the pool." Rico said.

"This why I don't party with white people, they do stupid shit that they know could kill them." Crook said making me laugh.

"Facts." Rico agreed.

"The last thing I remember was when the police came." Vae admitted.

"Police came? I must of been done the fuck up cause I don't even remember walking into this party." Qua said making me laugh.

"Yeah they came because somebody said we had a noise complaint but Simone damn near did everything for them to go away." Vae laughed.

"I only gave him a drink and a hickie, don't make it bigger than it is." I laughed.

"Just putting your lips on everybody but that ain't my business." Nai said as they all dramatically drank their tea.

"Y'all corny." I rolled my eyes.

"Nah the last thing I remember was getting gang banged." Sydney said and all of our heads snapped to her.

"Bitch get out, go through that door. Exit stage right." Crook said and I started rolling.

"Yo who raised you?" Rico asked as we still was looking at her.

"Wait this the funniest fucking thing I ever heard." Nai said with tears coming down her face.

"Bitch how and where? The rooms was locked up?" Vae asked scrunching her face up.

"It was only two of them, chill." Sydney defended like it was it any better.

"I'm not going to make a comment on that." Quavo shook his head.

"She's playing." I laughed as she looked at me laughing.

"Wait let's finish putting the pieces together, what's the last thing you remember?" Vae asked.

"When that white boy got hit in the head with a bottle of Hennessy then drunk it." He confessed.

"Once again, I'll never party with white people. They weird as fuck G." Crook laughed.

"I remember everything, I just don't know how I got in that bucket." Nailah shook her head trying to remember.

"Easy. Rah and I put you in that shit and slid you down the stairs." Crook laughed.

"The last thing I remember was the wet T-shirt contest, Simone won that shit." Rah laughed.

"We had a wet t-shirt contest? This was fucking lit." Vae laughed.

"Y'all going to that ABC party tonight?" Sydney asked.

"The fuck is a ABC party? I already know the 26 letters." I looked at her.

"No dummy, anything but clothes party." Quavo slapped me in my head and I hit him back.

"I can't go, I respect my relationship too much for that." Vae shook her head.

"If she doesn't go, we don't go." Nailah said and I nodded agreeing.

"Well since it happens that we're the host, you could wear clothes but you gotta show something. No jeans, no long sleeves." Crook smirked.

"Your call." I looked at her.

"Alright, see y'all tonight but I gotta take a bath. I feel dirty." Vae said.

"Wait before y'all leave can y'all put our furniture back?" Nai asked making me laugh.

~

"Nai you barely got titties but they are so perfect." I said playing with them as she laughed.

We were getting dress for the ABC party-- well undress for the party. My outfit was going to ruin so many relationships tonight, okay suhh.

"Vae I wish you was single so we can be hoes tonight." I pouted.

She only had on a plain crop top with shorts and MK sandals.

"At least you got Nailah to be a hoe with you." Vae smiled.

"Yeah that's a plus cause she nasty." I laughed.

"Shut up." She laughed putting the final touches on her. "What shoes do I put on with this?"

Nailah had on body paint with designs that covered her nipples and she had on a thong so the paint wouldn't be in her vagina or ass. Her body was banging though.

"Shit I don't know, sandals?" Vae suggested and Nailah shrugged.

"Simone if you didn't have on a thong, niggas would finger the shit out of you." Nai said making me turn and look at her.

"What?" I asked laughing.

I had caution tape around my boobs with a short yellow grass skirt and of course a black thong but if I was shaking my ass tonight-- like I plan to, my ass would be out.

"Picture time." Vae squealed. We took multiple pictures and I made Vae take pictures of me and Nai.

"No offense but since you not a hoe today, you not going on my IG." I told her laughing as I picked a picture of me and Nai.

"Stunna calling." Nai rolled her eyes. "Imma block his number every time we go to a party."

"Dice calling, Imma answer this while y'all finish getting ready." She walked out the door.

"You not going to talk to Quavo about the kiss?" Nai asked.

"No it was a in the moment thing, I doubt he sees me like that." I shrugged putting on my Reign Kylie lipstick.

"So you don't talk to Sammy at all?"

"No, he's been seen with his ex for like a month now. I would of understood if he wanted to be petty and take one picture but he over did it so I'm going to do me."

"Uber here!" Vae yelled. We gathered our stuff as we walked out locking everything, soon as I got in the car a unknown number texted me making me scrunch my face in confusion.

+1 832-305-6471

You pushing your luck.

Who's this?

You fake deleted my number? Funny, guess I'll have to show you who the funny one is when I get down there.

Guessing this is Sammy, you have a person up there to entertain. Leave me alone.

It was just a picture, you assuming shit when it's not like that.

Funny, I remember saying the same thing but you broke up with me now I wanna go shake my ass and be a thot LMAO Nice knowing you.

"Who you texting?" Vae asked peeking over as I blocked his number.

"You so damn nosy." I laughed giving her and Nai my phone.

"Nice knowing you." You fucking kill me." Nailah said laughing.

"Give me a high rate, have a good night ladies." The uber man said.

"Stunna what?" Nailah asked answering the phone.

"You really stepped out the house like that right?"

"Stunna I am 21, I can do anything I want. I'm about to block your number." She rolled her eyes.

"I'm bout to tell ma and Simone why is your ass out of that skirt?!" He yelled making me laugh.

"Brah stop looking." Sammy smacked his teeth.

"My nigga you worried about me looking, you need to be worrying about them niggas that just passed by." He said making me laugh.

"Stunna we'll talk to you later, I love you okay?" She hung up before he could say anything.

We knocked on the door and Crook opened the door smiling at us. He stepped to the side and we entered their house I guess, it wasn't that many people here but they looked like they was turning up.

"The party not in here." Crook said like he was reading my thoughts. We went through the back door and it was so many damn people.

I thought we was at a damn concert.

"Yo you're fucking lit." Nailah said wide eyed.

"Welcome to Texas Southern!" He yelled and they all started cheering.

"Man I would of been so upset if I missed this." Vae laughed as we walked over to the drink table.

"Y'all got jello shots? Oh hell yeah." I said eating one and another then another.

"Another one." Nai said laughing.

"These Jello shots are major keys." Vae said and we busted out laughing.

"Yo what was in these? I'm tipsy as fuck." I laughed.

"It's a mixture of five different vodkas." Some boy answered.

"That's jungle juice? A bitch is finna be done!" I said getting the biggest cup I could.

"Wassup?" Quavo hugged Vae and Nai then kissed me on my cheek putting his arm over my shoulder.

"Quavolicious!" Nai said making me laugh.

"Told y'all bout that." He sipped his Hennessy.

"Give me some." I said.

"You got jungle juice." He laughed.

"Y'know Hennessy is a devils drink, I'm tryna be like Syd tonight." I said looking at her.

She was in the middle of two boys as they all danced, she was laughing and smiling. I need the juice like her.

"She's my hoe goals. She has a job, in college, only fuck with niggas that got a good head on their shoulders. If I was to pick my favorite hoe, she would be it." Nai said making me laugh.

"Facts." Vae laughed as Quavo gave me the bottle of Hennessy.

"Yo y'all down for this game of catch a girl get a girl?" Rico asked coming to us.

"Only if Crook fine ass playing." Nai smirked.

"Imma go ask bro."

"I'm down." I shrugged.

"I guess I'll go over there and make videos." Vae laughed walking away.

"Meet up in the living room in five minutes to see who all playing." Rico said walking away.

"This my songg!" I yelled hearing 50 Cent x Candy Shop playing.

"I just found out he was talking bout sex in that song." Nai said as I danced on Quavo.

"Give it to me baby, nice and slow. Climb on top, like we on a rodeo." Quavo rapped handing me the Hennessy bottle while I playfully danced on him.

"Rico waving us over." Nai said.

We walked in the living room, it was like 10 girls in there already. I sat down on the couch next to Rico as Nailah sat on my lap while they explained the rules.

"You can go hide any where except outside, you have to have a partner and when you catch your girl whatever room you in you got to lock it. That's the only rules, any questions?" Crook asked.

"Nope, can we go hide now?" I asked.

"Wait, if we catch the girl how far can we go?" Rico smirked.

"That's for you and the girl to decide." Crook smirked. I peeped the way him and Nai was looking at each other.

"Alright, say that."

We all stood up, this house had three floors so Nailah and I went on the third floor and hid into a cute purple and black room. We turned off the light and sat on the bed.

"What if Quavo find us?" She smirked.

"What if Crook find us?" I matched her smirk.

"Then ima put this pussy pussy pussy on his face." She said dancing make me laugh

"This game need to hurry up though, I still needa go shake this ass." I started grinding on her.

In the middle of me giving her a mini lap dance and her having a laughing fit the door opened. Since we were in the dark I couldn't see the two boys face but I knew who it was once he stepped to me.

"Y'all probably followed us." Nailah laughed as Crook turned on the light.

"Aye brah turn that light off real quick." Quavo said coming closer to me as I smirked.

When he got closer to me the light just turned off and he grabbed the back of my head and kissed me. I opened my mouth to let his tongue enter. I didn't hear Nailah and Crook talking, so I guess they was on the same shit.

"Aye bro, it's a fight happening down stairs." Some boy yelled banging on the door making Quavo stop kissing me.

"Damn man." I heard Crook mumble as they both went through the door and me and Nailah soon followed.

"Bitch if this wasn't his party, his fine ass would be coming back to the house." Nailah said as we watched him kick the females out.

"You could hit him up on that hey big head shit when we leave." I laughed.

"I missed y'all." Vae pouted as I took the bottle of ciroc she was drinking.

"Who was fighting?" I asked.

"Some girl snuck Sydney, they was jumping her but she held her own." Vae smiled.

"A hoe that could fight, that's rare." Nai said as I laughed.

"Let's get fucking lit." I smiled linking arms with both of them.

~

"I don't want Beyonce and I don't want Michelle. You know who you are, you're my superstar and she's see more than a star in mee. I'm fucking with you tonight even if it take all night." Quavo sung in my ear as I recorded us for Instagram.

"I'm fucking with you tonight, even if takes all night. Shawty!" Everybody in the crowd sung making me laugh. Quavo kissed my cheek as I ended the video putting it up.

My eyes was low as fuck and I could barely cooperate, them jello shots and that jungle juice plus the bottles of Hennessy and ciroc we was passing around has us fucking done.

"Ooh wait I got to put you on snap." I told some boy as he walked past. He looked cool as fuck.

"Where his dick?!" Vae yelled and I started dying.

"It wasn't even that funny." Rico said but he was laughing.

"Shut up Mr. Buzz kill." I pointed in his face laughing.

"Simone member when-" Nai started laughing. "Remember when-"

"Brah, what? Stop laughing." Quavo said making me laugh.

"It's so fucking funny remember when- damn I forgot what I was going to say." She stopped and we all started rolling.

"Sim somebody stole your outfit." Vae pointed at some girl.

"Fuck her, she build like Mr.Krabz." I laughed smacking my leg.

"Yo why do they call buildings a building if they already build?" Crook asked scratching his head.

"I never thought of that, you one smart nigga." I laughed grasping his hand.

"Wait Simone this our song!" Vae stood up all wobbly legged looking like a new born deer.

"Wait it is! Let's go dance!" I yelled eating a jello shot trying to stand up steadily.

I grabbed Nailah hand pulling her off of Crook lap as we walked onto the grass waiting for the beat to drop on Lil Jon x Get Outta Your Mind.

"Let's fucking lose it, get outta your mind!" We yelled as all of us started jumping around shaking my head up and down.

Vai, Nai and I couldn't dance to save our lives. We was like white girls when it came to dancing so seeing Nai and Vae dance started making me cry.

"Somebody should of recorded us!" I laughed while continuing to dance and hella girls ran to the grass once he changed the song.

I go on and on, can't understand how I last so long.
I must have super powers, rap 225 thousand hours.
Get it calculated do the math, I made 1000 that made you move your ass.

Vae clumsy ass fell while trying to twerk but got right back up bending over like it was no tomorrow while Nailah shook the little ass she did have.

We can't dance but we'll take your nigga shaking our ass.

"Blow the whistle, blow the whistle!" The crowd chanted. I bent over trying not to fall and started making my shit clap while they opened a circle for us.

The song switched I frowned as Nailah and Vae started laughing. The crowd got hyped and although I hated him this was my song.

H-Town cooling shawty, yeah that's where I stay.
Heard you was a lame, so I'm posted with your bae.
And my ex keep calling, tryna see if I'm okay.
But I need another pint from OG Cali from the bay.
Bad bitch from New York so I fly her to the H.
Shawty thick as hell, yeah, that new Birkin on her waist.
Uber every fucking where.

"Represent your nigga." Nailah yelled with her flash in my eyes making me laugh as I continued rapping with the crowd.

"Bitch don't forget I'm still his number one fan." I laughed hoping she didn't get that but of course she did and I know he'll be seeing that. I started seeing some people run and I was confused but I ran too.

Everybody know once you see black people running, you run too.

Quavo, Crook and Rico all caught up with us and they helped us hop the gate and we started walking out of breath. I scraped my knee because of them.

"Why are we running?" Vae asked.

"Cops came."

"Oh we gotta go, Vae and I are only 18." I said and right then and there a cop car pulled up then two white police officers got out the car.

"Hold you hands up, don't dig in your pockets, don't make no moves. We get arrested don't resists, no risks tonight." Quavo said as we all held our hands up.

"How can we help y'all officers?" Crook asked still with our hands up.

"Were y'all at the party a few blocks away?" The first cop asked.

"Yes we were but we were going home, is it a problem?" Quavo asked.

"We had a report of minor drinking and disturbing the peace can each one of you walk in a single line?" The other cop asked.

We did as told, everybody was fine then they asked us to stand on one foot for thirty seconds. We did as told but I fell and so did Rico since we were the drunkest ones.

"I need you to state your ABC's backwards for me." The first cop said eyeing Rico.

"My nigga I can't even do that sober." Rico said and I started rolling.

"Simone." Quavo warned but I couldn't stop.

"Alright, you next." The other cop said.

My nigga you state your ABCs.

"Z, y, x, w, u, t- damn." I said since that's all I could do.

"I need some ID's."

"We have on no clothes, are we suppose to carry our ID's in our ass crack offica?" Rico asked and I laughed.

"Rico you gotta chill." Quavo shook his head.

"Give me each of your names." We did as told and watched him get in the car.

"We fucked." Vae shook her head. Once they ran my name, our age was going to come up.

"Nai, take my phone and when they lock us up call my mom and explain to her." I shook my head becoming sober.

I've never been to jail in my life and I'm going there with no clothes on.

"Simone Hudson, Navaeh Hudson and Quavious Marshall are under arrest." The police officer said.

"The fuck I'm getting arrested for?" Quavo asked.

"Disturbing the peace, the address to the house is in your name." The cop informed.

"Man this some bullshit." Quavo said getting in the car.

"We got y'all." Nai said once we handed her our phones and jewelry.

"I'll get my mom to bail you out too, don't worry." I told Quavo laying my head on his shoulder since my eyes was feeling heavy.

I would stop going to parties for a while if I get out of this.
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Somebody gave me the idea of an ABC party, I didn't even know what it was until I looked it up. Another one added to my bucket list.

Excuse any mistakes.