"Sydney chill, alright? You and I both know I ain't ugly and even if I was my ugly ass got her nigga sprung."

"Let the church say amen." Bhris said bowing his head.

"Amen." They all said in sync expect for Mr. And Mrs. Trill.

"So Mr. And Mrs. Trill how long have y'all been together?" Sydney asked.

"Dead!" Stunna yelled making me laugh.

"Going on about a year and some months now." She was looking directly at me making me laugh.

"Sim how long have you and-"

"Man this grilled salmon really is the best." I cut Vae off as she laughed.

"So why do they call you Trill Kayla?" Sydney asked.

"I mean it's pretty obvious." She laughed.

"Well it's pretty obvious I don't get it, explain." Sydney mocked her voice.

"Son take her home." Lew laughed.

"Well I'm his number one fan so people down here would call me Trill Kayla."

"You said number one?" I asked tilting my head a little.

"Yes, his number one."

"So if I rap any lyrics of his you'll know it?" I raised a eyebrow.

"Yeah." I squinted my eyes and laughed.

"Stuff a Vega til it's overweight, all my blunts look like fingers. Watch how I skrt off the lot." Bhris rapped.

"Chef Curry with the pot, got the juice like I'm Pac." I rapped along since she wasn't going to.

"Damn Sim." Lew laughed.

"Dice SoHo featuring Trill Sammy Just Watch. November 8th, 2015. You want the producer names too?" I asked looking at her.

"Just watch is Dice song, you said any of his songs." She tried to justify.

"Actually I said any of his lyrics." I shook my head laughing.

"That OG gas that I'm puffin' runnin' up bands comin from nothing." Sammy said.

"Check out that ass on my bitch, she butt naked whippin' a brick. I might just empty the clip, don't come in my trap taking pics." I said grasping Nailah hand.

"I don't even fucks with him like that and even I knew that song." Sydney shook her head.

"You ain't his number one fan, you his number one groupie." I picked up my soda and the rest of them mimicked me.

"Damn this tea always burning my lip." Vae said as we all started laughing.

"Excuse me." Kayla got up and walked away from the table.

"When you become so mean?" Dice asked laughing.

"I'm not mean, y'all know how I feel about his music. I hate fake fans, just say you don't fuck with his music and you just wanna fuck him." 

I seriously hate when people claim my celebrity boyfriends- like no bitch, I stalked his ass. He's mine.

"Interesting." Sammy said.

"Suck my ass." I looked at him.

"With a straw." Sydney added making me grasp her hand.

"From the back!" Nailah continued as we both shared smiles.

"On all fours." Vae said as all started yelling.

"FUCKING bars." I said laughing.

My fucking girls.

"Sammy you not gon go check on your girl?" Nailah asked laughing.

"What he checking on me for? I'm fine." I smiled.

"Bitchhhhh." Nailah threw her head back laughing.

"You comedy." Sammy said dryly. I blew a kiss at him and smiled.

~

"Nah if a girl fishy and her boyfriend dick little, they belong together. They a whole fish and shrimp platter out here." I said making them laugh.

"Simone you got to stop playing." Dice laughed.

"Where do you be getting this shit from?" Stunna asked laughing as I shrugged.

"For real, I ain't never heard of no shit like that sis." Bhris said laughing.

"Nah I feel you on that though, like bitch you had one job." Lew said.

I don't know how we got on this topic but we did.

"So y'all never fucked a girl that stink?" Kayla asked making me look at them.

"No lie I did." Dice laughed as we scrunched our face up.

"That's nasty as hell." Vae rolled her eyes.

"Navaeh I know you ain't bout to get mad over this."

"Don't touch me fishy dick."

"Noooooo!" I was dead like yo.

"I was with a nigga with a little dick but I ain't know he had a little dick until I had some better dick." Kayla added.

"Nah that facts though, you be thinking a nigga fucking the shit out of you until you get your soul taken." Nai agreed.

"I wanna know how that shit feel." I said and everybody snapped their heads towards me.

"Shade?!" Stunna loud ass asked.

"I just was touching your heart this morning."

"Oooh." Lew gassed looking between us.

"Nigga you suppose to fuck me back to sleep, not wake my ass wide up."

"If she said that to me.." Stunna yelled.

"But you was just hitting my line telling me I couldn't fuck up your walk and just leave."

"If I hit my toe on something it'll fuck up my walk, them baby stokes don't do nothing for me."

"He chicken nuggggeettt." Stunna dragged out sounding like Plies.

"Alright then let's go in the bathroom and talk that hot shit." Sammy said as they all waited on my response.

"I don't have to prove anything to you." I rolled my eyes.

"Congratulations, you played yourself." Lew said grabbing my shoulder as they laughed.

"Fuck y'all." I laughed.

"I've had too many bad sex experiences." Lew said.

"Dead ass, one girl was tight as fuck so I spent like 5 minutes just trying to push my shit in without it being painful than when I finally get in, the bitch clenching the shit out of my dick stopping my blood circulation and shit." Bhris said.

"Nigga said his blood circulation." Nailah laughed.

"One time a bitch snuck me into her crib and before we had sex she stop me talking bout 'if you ain't gon lick it than you can't stick it' I started slamming doors and shit until her parents woke up. I had to inform them they had a slut ass daughter." Stunna shook his head.

"Didn't you still fuck shawty?" Sammy asked.

"Bitch was a eater." Stunna laughed shaking Sammy hand. 

"Bitches be real life nasty out here, one time I was bout to fuck a bitch and I reach for a condom this bitch got offended like you think I'm dirty to you? I jerked off that night." Lew laughed.

"Y'all funny as hell on soul." I laughed.

"You got any bad experiences?" Lew asked.

"Besides Mario Lopez over there, no." I laughed.

"I've had one, the nigga kept putting it in the wrong hole or was trying to create his own." Nailah said as we laughed.

"Nailah you can't join this conversation, I'll beat your ass quicker than somebody could say 'Stunna that's a girl, you can't hit her like that.'" Stunna said and I started rolling.

"The worst experience I had is waiting on Simone, she still playing." Sydney said.

"It ain't worth the wait." Sammy scoffed laughing.

"And your dick ain't crossing the finish line."

"Then come meet me in the bathroom."

He forgot about Mrs.Trill?

"No so I could be left disappointed once again? My fingers work."

"That's nasty as fuck lil sis, you was just feeding me." Lew said looking at me.

"I be feeding Sammy too." I smirked.

"Y'all just need to fuck and shut up." Nailah laughed.

"If I pulled a you on you, you wouldn't like that shit." Sydney rapped lowly to the song that was playing.

"I hate you, I love you. I hate that I love you, don't want to but I can't put nobody else above you." Nai, Vae and I sung.

"Isn't that funny how that just came on?" Lew asked laughing.

"Why is that funny?" I asked.

"Stay fronting, you love me." Sammy said.

"I been loved you since vine days, you're my favorite rapper." I smiled.

"IT AIN'T NOTHING TO CUT THAT BITCH OFF! SNIP SNIP HOE!" Stunna yelled making me laugh.

"Y'all really annoying." Vae laughed.

"You know shrimps in the cockroach family? A shrimp is just a sea cockroach." Lew said as Sydney was about to eat a shrimp.

"I hate people like you." Sydney said.

"We gotta die some day." I said still eating my shrimp.

"Nah for real though, I hate those people that be like if you knew what they put in that you wouldn't eat it. Bitch I eat ass on the first date, I'm good." Stunna said and we all looked at him.

"Son you and Dice fucking nasty! Dead ass ain't hitting no blunts with me no more." Bhris said.

"Why y'all always putting my business out there?" Dice asked.

"Y'all don't see Simone dying?" Nailah asked.

I was legit crying, like this shit wasn't even that funny. They needed to be stopped yo.

"Yo they got a karaoke machine in here?" Lew asked.

"Probably so. Why you going to sing?" Kayla asked.

"Nah you and Simone is." Dice said and I looked at them.

"Fuck you mean? What I'm singing for?" I asked.

"You need to give it up, had about enough. Its not hard to see the boy is mine." They all started singing except me and Kayla.

"We don't need to sing that song, I gave her her nigga back. He hers." I shrugged.

"You gave me my nigga? He always been my nigga, you just was a replacement when we were beefing."

"Nah I was like SNATCHIESSSS." I laughed.

"Simone son, I fucking love her." Bhris laughed.

"I've never had a nigga snatched from me because they all came right back home." She smiled.

"Duh bitch they can't stay here." I said scrunching my face up.

"Son just shut up, she killing your shit." Dice laughed.

I laughed until I felt liquid go in my eyes, this shit burned like hell. I grabbed the napkins that Lew was giving me.

"Let me gooooo! Why are y'all holding me?" I heard Sydney say.

"You good?" Lew asked wiping my eyes.

"I feel like I'm on Love and Hip Hop." I laughed.

"Nah this why I love Sim, she a play feign. She sitting here laughing like a bitch ain't try to blind her with ciroc." Bhris laughed.

"I'm not a fighter, I don't like fighting." I said.

"Shit I do!" Sydney said still standing up.

"Sydney I'm good, look I could see." I laughed. "She didn't put her hands on me so don't put your hands on her."

"Nah she spilled Ciroc on my G-Fazos, you never heard Lil Herb? No matter what you do don't disrespect the G-Fazos." She started wiping her shoes off.

"Fake ass ain't even from Chicago." Bhris said letting her go.

"Merch I ain't from Chicago."

"It dont matter anyway, Chicago females smell like the struggle and gun powder." Stunna said.

"PINEAPPLES!" I yelled.

"Gun powder though?" Vae asked laughed.

"Funny as hell for that." Sydney laughed.

"Excuse me, my name is Kirk and I just wanted to let you know you're beautiful." Some man said coming up to Vae.

"Nah she ugly as hell homie, move back now." Dice said looking at him.

"You couldn't just say that was your girl? You had to call her ugly?" Sydney laughed.

"Yo why you still hea'? No female at this table available, get to stepping my dude." Bhris stood up.

"I was just giving a compliment." Kirk looked at him.

"My foot gon compliment ya face while you tasting the ground." Bhris looked at him.

"Thank you for the compliment, I appreciate it." Vae smiled.

"You're welcome beautiful." He smiled and walked off.

"Oh word?" Dice asked looking at her.

"I say something when your ugly ass fans do the most? No so shut the fuck up and stop making that ugly ass face."

"Nah bro, I can't allow you to get bitched like that in front of my face." Stunna said making all of us laugh.

"She ain't bitching nobody, I ain't bout to argue. She could go head with that shit."

"Yeah show off if you want to Kevin." She side eyed him.

"Ain't even have to say my name." He mumbled.

"Vae meet your girlfriend Dice." I said. 

"Dead ass, Vae must got a golden pussy. Out here bitching niggas." Lew  laughed.

"Aight y'all Od'ing, suck my dick." Dice said as we laughed.

"Where Sammy go? He left?" I asked.

"Yeah he drove her here, so he took her home." Lew answered.

"But it's Uber everywhere right?" Sydney said and we all looked at her.

"You know I used that corny ass joke when I first met Sammy?" I laughed.

"Why you worried anyway? Thought you wasn't checking for his lanky ass?" Dice smirked.

"And I'm still not, fuck Curly Sue." I rolled my eyes.

Nobody not checking for his scrawny ass.

~

"You not about to keep fucking me than leaving Sammy." I said looking at him get dress.

When we came back from the restaurant, Sammy surprised me in the shower then out the shower then back in the shower.

Overall we spent around two hours and a half in the shower and now I'm wrinkly.

"I want you and you don't want me so what we talking for?" He asked putting on his shirt.

"So why do you keep having sex with me?"

"Why you keep letting me have sex with you?" He retorted back.

"I feel like a booty call, like you using me." I frowned, he walked over to me and kissed me.

"Imma keep fucking you until you understand that no other nigga could fuck you like I can." He kissed my forehead and started walking towards the door.

"Sammy." I frowned.

"When you want me like I want you than you'll stop feeling like a booty call."
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Don't think I said this but happy birthday to my daddy Buckz💖 22 never looked so good😍

Don't come for my daddy ugly ass😂😂 cause he fine asf now😝😍 even than he still was fine.

Don't claim my daddy, you will seriously get cut. I will not play with you.

Excuse any mistakes.