Hanji glared holes through Jeff's skull as he sat their plates of food down on the table. Jeff saw this and just smirked.

"Hanji... You're starting to look like Levi, it's scary..." Petra looked at Hanji worriedly, as she started to cut her pancakes.

"Whatever." Hanji attacked her pancakes furiously, pretending it was Jeff's face.

Jeff set down Erwin's plate, the last one he had been holding. "Can I get you anything else?" He asked, the question more directed towards Petra.

"Um, no we're good I think!" Petra smiled up at him, then went back to her food.

Jeff looked at her for a minute, then bent down and kissed her cheek. Petra's face went red with embarrassment.

"That's it!" Hanji stood up, and ripped off the leg of her chair. She charged at Jeff with it, then bashed it against his head and kicked him right between the legs. "That's what you get for fucking with my OTP's bitch!"

Levi choked on his pancakes and started shaking, trying to fight the urge to laugh. Erwin pinched the bridge of his nose and shook his head, and Petra covered her mouth, eyes wide.

"HANJI! WHAT THE HELL?!" Petra stood up from her chair and got on her knees by Jeff. She examined his head, where Hanji had hit. "HANJI! You could have killed him!" Petra pulled out her phone and dialled three numbers; the police. She started giving the information and then hung up.

"He had it coming..." Hanji crossed her arms.

"He didn't do anything wrong! It's not like I have a relationship with anyone else! You could have just killed my possible boyfriend!"

"He would have been a terrible boyfriend!"

"Like me and Levi would be any better!"

"It would! He needs someone like you!"

"But I don't need someone like him! Congratulations! You're no longer training with me! Mikasa will train you from now on, I'm done." Petra stormed out of the building, getting in her car, and driving off.

A couple seconds later, the police and ambulance came into the parking lot. The police and paramedics came inside, they spotted Hanji and jogged over to her, putting handcuffs on her. "Ma'am, you are under arrest for the damage of property, assault, speeding, and running 2 red lights. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say, can, and will, be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney, if you can not afford one, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?" Hanji did not respond, she was too shocked that Petra had just walked out on them. "Ma'am? Do you understand?"

Hanji looked at her surroundings, there was no clear path to the door, but there was one to a seemingly non-penetrable window. She broke free of the policeman's grasp, and jumped, putting her hands under her feet and then in front of her, kicking the police man as she landed. She grabbed the chair leg that she had previously broke off and sprinted towards the window. Upon reaching the window, she broke through it with the leg of the chair. "Later, fuckers!"

Hanji looked around, she saw her car, but remembered the keys were with Erwin. She looked at the police car and saw it was still running. "Dumbasses." She thought as she ran towards it. Upon entering, she locked the door. Hanji pulled one of her bobby pins out of her hair and put it in her mouth; using it to unlock the handcuffs. Once her hands were free, she shifted the gear into reverse and backed up, hitting a tree. She looked back at the tree. "Whoops! I should probably put my glasses on!" She laughed and grabbed her glasses from her pocket, putting them on her face.

Erwin and Levi just continued to eat their food, pretending not to know the psycho woman.

Hanji turned out of the parking lot and sped down the wrong side of the street, sirens blaring. "Now I see why police like these so much! Everyone gets out of the way and no one cares how horribly you drive!" Hanji laughed as she continued on her way to home.

~~~

"Do you know why you're here, Mrs. Smith?" The judge asked Hanji.

"Well, I believe it's because all of these men are babies who can't take a hit." Hanji shrugged, nodding towards the police man who she kicked.

"This isn't funny, Mrs. Smith. Now, do you know why we are here?"

Hanji groaned in annoyance. "I already answered this question like 5 times! I hit a guy who was being too flirty, sexual harassment if we're being technical. Breaking the leg of a chair off to attack the pervert. I was speeding because we were already late, and let me tell you, that's the best driving I've done my entire life! I ran the red lights because we were late and ain't nobody got time for that!"

"You also stole a police cruiser and assaulted a police man, Mrs. Smith."

"Oh, that was really fun! You should have seen the look on the guys face when I kicked him! He was all-"

"Mrs. Smith!" The judge interrupted. "You have just confirmed that you committed 6 different crimes in under 1 hour. Is this true?"

"True as can be!"

"What do you plead Mrs. Smith?"

"Guilty, your honor!" Hanji stood up and walked over to the police officer. "Send me to jail!"

~~~

"What do you mean you pleaded guilty?! You don't- Oh my god, you're an idiot!" Levi yelled at the girl behind the cell.

"What? I'm trying to work on being more honest!" Hanji crossed her arms.

"That doesn't mean you plead guilty! What were you? Raised in a barn?!"

"Well, actually-"

"Shut up! I don't wanna hear it! You'll just have to wait until me and Erwin can get enough money to get you out of there." Levi walked around the corner and exited the building.

Hanji paced the small cell, thinking of something, ANYTHING, to do. Only to come to the conclusion that there is nothing to do here, and that did not settle her at all.

She lied down, sprawled out on the floor for about 10 more minutes, until a guard came up to the cell and unlocked the door, sliding it open. "Come on." He gestured for her to get up.

"What? How did Levi and Erwin get that much money already?! It hasn't even been a day!"

"That's because Erwin and Levi didn't pay the bail, I did." Another voice spoke.

Hanji sat up to see who payed the bail, and gasped when she found out. "Petra?! Why did you pay the bail?! Not that I'm complaining because I can't stand another second in there, but still, why?!"

Petra just smiled and shrugged. "I guess it's just a bad habit of being nice, maybe?"

Hanji ran out of the cell and picked the smaller girl up in a giant hug. "You are now my best friend forever!"

Petra laughed. "Okay, you can put me down now!" Hanji did as Petra asked. "Let's get going, I don't like the stares I keep getting from these guys." She shivered.

"Alright!" Hanji agreed, then walked up to the police guard. "It's been a great 20 minutes; let's do it again sometime!"

"It's probably inevitable..." The police guard sighed.

"Mkay! See ya later George!" Hanji waved and started walking out. arm linked with Petra's.

"My name is Jerry..."

~~~

"Why did you bail me out? I barely know you!" Hanji asked as she sat in Petra's car on their way to her house.

"Well, I guess it was just the nice thing to do after walking out on you for breakfast." Petra shrugged.

"How can I repay you?" Hanji looked at Petra, determined,

"You don't need to, I'm fine without anything in return."

"No, there must be something! Tell me what you want and I'll get it for you! Name it, I'll buy it!"

"I don't want you spending your money on me-"

"What do you want?" Hanji asked again, more sternly.

Petra sighed and just kept driving, not responding at all. She turned onto Maria Street and drove a bit more until reaching her house; pulling in the driveway and putting the car in park. "You really want to know what I want?"

"Absolutely!"

Petra eyed her for a moment before responding something in an inaudible voice.

"What?"

"I said, I kind of wanted..." She leaned in and whispered something into Hanji's ear and her face lit up.

"Really?! Okay! I can get that! I'll come by your house tomorrow- Wait, where do you live?"

"7512 Colby Avenue." Petra chuckled at Hanji's level of excitement.

"Really? You live in the rich part of town? That's awesome! Okay, well I'll be there around noon after you're done with Levi and- Wait." Hanji's smile disappeared. "You are going to take Levi back, right?"

"I'm just not sure right now, maybe but I just don't know..."

"He didn't do anything wrong though! It was my fault! Don't punish him for something I did! He really needs this! He just got out of a bad relationship with some girl named Becky and-"

"Becky Ross?" Petra interrupted Hanji's ranting.

"Yeah, how'd you know?" Hanji tilted her head.

"She goes to the gym every Friday, I didn't know you knew her."

"Neither did I! Wait, can you do me another favor? I know I'm being greedy considering you just paid $1500 to bail me out of jail, but this is important!"

"What do you need?"

~~~

"Why are you driving me to the gym? It's Friday, and Petra like quit on me." Levi asked as he sat next to Hanji in the car. "And you never answered my question."

"What question?" Hanji asked, trying to contain her excitement to keep herself from giving away what the surprise was.

"How did you get out of jail? Wait, don't tell me you broke out! I swear to god, shitty glasses if you broke out of jail..."

"I didn't; someone bailed me out."

"Who?"

"I'm sorry, but that information is classified."

"Tell me."

"Whoops!" Hanji pulled into the parking lot of the gym. "Looks like we're here! Come on! Hurry up before we miss it!" Hanji got out of the car and dragged Levi inside as soon as he stepped out of his side of the car.

Hanji opened the doors to the gym and started sprinting to the back of the gym; where people stretched. Upon seeing what she was looking for, Hanji ran faster, Levi dragging behind her.

"PETRA! PETRA, WE'RE HERE! Please tell me we didn't miss it!" Hanji started yelling as she found the auburn haired girl stretching on a yoga mat.

Petra stood up and jogged over to Hanji. "No, she isn't here yet! I feel bad about doing this, but at the same time, I really want to get back at her for all the times she'd one-up me!"

"What the hell are you two talking about? And why am I involved?"

"It's gonna be great! You have to see it!"

"Okay, so explain to me the plan again." Hanji ignored Levi and turned to Petra.

"So, when she come in through the main doors, she goes to the locker room to do her hair and make-up." Petra pointed to the locker rooms.

"Wait, why does she do her makeup? She's gonna sweat it all off anyways!" Hanji laughed.

"Who are you talking about?" Levi tried to understand what the two girls were conversing about.

"I have no idea, I think she just wants to look pretty for her two side bitches, I have no idea! But she will put her makeup on which usually takes about 20 minutes, so when she's in there, we have to have the door held shut until we know when to open it."

"Okay? That's it?"

"No, before she goes in there, so about when she's checking in with the main desk, Hanji will go in there with a huge bucket of the worst smelling foods that me and Eren could find all blended together and dyed purple! Then you take the bucket of feathers and dump it on her and then try and lead her out the door that we will open and out here will be Gunther and Erd with a video camera, oh! Armin set up a camera in each corner of the bathroom so we can get it on tape!"

"Isn't that illegal?"

"Says the girl that broke 6 laws in an hour?"

"Okay! Then- Wait! That's her!" Hanji pointed at the front counter.

"Yeah! Okay one second!" Petra pulled out her phone and dialed the front desk. Upon hearing the phone ring, Hanji darted to the locker room.

Petra held the phone up to her ear.

"Hello, you-"

"Eren! It's me, Petra! I need you to stall Rebecca Ross!"

"Petra? Why do I need to-"

"Just do it, Eren! Give me 3 minutes to get everything ready and get Erd on the phone!"

"Okay..." Eren passed the phone to Erd, there was inaudible murmurs, but nothing anyone could make out.

"Plan 3974?" A guy asked.

"Plan 3974." Petra repeated, then hung up.

"What is plan 3974?" Levi asked, confused about everything that just happened.

"Oh, you'll see..."