Chapter 2! Hope you guys like it! Dedicated to GummieGenesis

SLAP!

Levi awoke as he felt a tingling pain in his left cheek.

"The fatass finally woke up!" Hanji crossed her arms.

"What? I was just at..." Levi trailed off.

"You fell asleep during the workout! Do you know how embarrassing it is to have to go to the gym to get a guy who fell asleep during his workout?"

"No, I have never had to do that so..."

"Whatever. It's lunch time. Erwin brought you home some Subway." Hanji left his room, leaving the door open.

Levi reached in his pocket to find his phone and keys not there. He then remembered how Petra had taken them. "Fuck! Hanji!" Levi lifted himself off his bed to find his legs sore. He flinched in pain as he walked to the kitchen.

“Hanji! I need you to drive me back to the gym!”

“Sorry but you’re gonna have to wait til tomorrow to see your little crush. Plus, she has another trainee right now.”

“That’s not the problem shitty glasses. She has my phone and keys!”

“Not my problem. I told you not to drive there, but no! I’m Mr. Tough Guy Levi, I don’t need to listen to what some girl says.”

“Are you mocking me?”

“Well apparently!”

“Just bring me to the gym.”

“Walk there.”

“Maybe I will!”

“Good! Then go!”

“Fine!” Levi walked over to the door, putting his shoes on before opening the door, going outside, and shutting it behind him.

Erwin looked at Hanji. “So… Can I eat his sub?”

Levi walked down the street, kicking a rock as he walked. “Stupid fucking trainer. She could have at least given my shit to shitty glasses so I wouldn’t have to walk all the way to the fucking gym. And who does she think she is? She can’t just take MY belongings like that! Especially my phone! I need that fucking thing! Then she goes and makes me run 3 miles just because I didn’t walk here and drove instead because that’s what normal fucking people do! Fucking tree hugger. Probably gonna lecture me about how it’s bad for the environment or some shit.”

Levi continued to walk, the slight breeze blowing his hair and clothes. He walked for a while before finally arriving at the gym. He walked through the doors with what little energy he had left after the hard training and excruciating walk.

Levi walked up to the counter to see a brunette boy working there. “How may I help-”

“Where the fuck is she?”

“Who?”

“Petra. That one fucking trainer.”

“Are you here for the personal training? Name-”

“Where the fuck is she?” Levi glared at the man behind the counter, whose name tag read Eren.

“S-She’s doing her daily stretches on the other side of the gym! But don’t interrupt her or she’ll-” Before Eren could finish his sentence, Levi was already on his way to get his shit back from Petra. Eren sighed. “He’s doomed.”

Levi walked angrily acrossed the gym, bumping into people as he walked. He arrived at the stretching area to indeed see her. He walked over to her and tapped her shoulder, getting no response. He then shook her violently, resulting in an elbow into his gut. Levi grunted and fell backwards.

“May I help you, Mr. Ackerman?” Petra stood up staring down at him as he lie on the ground.

“I would like my keys and phone back.” Levi stood up, now standing a bit taller than her.

“Really now? OKay, how did you get here?”

“I fucking walked my happy ass here!”

“Well, then you don’t need your keys because you proved you are capable of walking here and considering you are unemployed, I doubt there’s anywhere else you plan on going alone. Am I right?”

Levi just crossed his arms. “Tch.”

“But, I will allow you to have your phone, but don’t bring it tomorrow or I’ll keep it.”

“Whatever. Now can I have my keys?”

“No.” Petra folded up her mat and placed back on the rack that held many others.

“Then how am I supposed to get back home?”

Petra shrugged. “Walk your happy ass there.” She then walked away.

Levi clenched his fist in anger. He then stomped after her. He yanked on her shoulder, turning her towards him.

"I want my keys back. Now." Levi glared at her.

Now, any normal person would cower in fear if Levi glared at them, but Petra isn't "any normal person".

"Yeah, so? I want a raise, but we don't always get what we want now do we?" She turned to leave.

"I am ordering you to-"

"You're ordering me?" Petra turned back around. "Who do you think you are? You're not some high and mighty captain that can go ordering people around! Now, you have about 10 seconds to get out of my face before I break yours."

"I'd like to see you try, you're nothing but a little-" Levi could not finish his sentence, because her fist had hit him square in the jaw.

"Leave. Now." Petra growled.

"You know, I'm not afraid to fight a gi-" Levi was then punched in the stomach and kneed in the groin.

A small crowd had gathered around the two, mostly consisting of the employees, as most of the gym members had gone to lunch.

"Kick his ass!" Mikasa yelled from the side.

"Fine. You wanna fight? Let's-" Before Levi could finish, he was kicked in his stomach.

"You done yet?"

"Haven't even started." Levi started throwing punches, but they were easily dodged.

Petra then punched him right in the nose and he fell down, now bleeding.

"Ouch." The crowd winced, as if they were feeling his pain.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, it's my lunch break." Petra picked up her gym back and walked out of the gym.

Levi stayed laying on the ground. "I just got my ass kicked... BY A GIRL!" He thought.

“He just got his ass kicked by a girl!” Mikasa laughed as she walked back to the counter with Eren.

“I’m actually not surprised, Petra-san can pretty much kick anyone’s ass.”

“Haha! Did you get that on camera?” A tall dark  haired man asked the other tall light-haired man.

“Yeah! We are so sending this to everyone!”

“And put it on YouTube!”

“Hell yeah!”  They high fived each other and went into the locker room.

Levi stayed on the floor, not able to fully comprehend what had just happened to him. “How could she beat me? She’s smaller than me! And she’s a girl!”

He finally stood up. holding his nose to stop it from bleeding. He walked over to the locker room, waiting to see those other guys leave before going in. Once he entered, he walked up to the sink and let go of his nose, letting the blood drip down into the sink. Levi pinched the bridge of his nose and leaned forward. Once it had stopped bleeding, he pulled his phone out of his pocket and called Hanji.

“Y’ello!”

“I need you to pick me up from the gym.”

“Can’t you just drive home? Didn’t you get your stuff back?”

“I got my phone but that bitch refused to give me my keys back.”

“So? Why didn’t you just take them?”

“She wouldn’t let me…” Levi answered, refusing to let Hanji know that he had gotten his ass kicked by a girl. She would blackmail him so much with that kind of information.

“Really? Just take- Oh my god! You tried to get them back, and you got your ass kicked didn’t you?”

“Shut up.”

“Ha! You did! Oh my god! I wish I could have been there to see it! Haha! And she is smaller than you! Than you! And you still got whooped! Holy shit! This is too good! Hey, Erwin!”

“Does he really have to know?”

“Yes! Erwin! Levi got his ass kicked by his trainer! Yeah! The one that’s shorter than him! I know right!”

“Fuck you. Can you just pick me up already?”

“Sorry, I can’t.”

“And why the fuck not?”

“Because I don’t want to! I gotta go, later shorty!” Hanji hung up.

“Fuck!” Levi threw his phone at the wall, most likely shattering the screen, but he didn’t care to grab it. He just walked out of the locker room and out the main gym doors, earning some giggles from the people behind the counter.

Levi started his walk back to Hanji’s, cursing both Petra and Hanji out as he walked. He walked for a while before a black z28 2012 Chevrolet Camaro pulled up beside the road and drove slowly as he walked. THe window of the car rolled down.

“Hey you need a ride?” The girl from the car asked.

Levi turned to see who the owner of the voice was, seeing none other than Petra.

“Not from you.”

“Hey, I’m offering you a ride; it’s the least I could do after beating the shit out of you.” She smirked and continued to drive at a slow enough speed to stay beside him as he walked on the sidewalk.

“Fuck off.”

“Just get in the car.”

Levi sighed, but still walked towards the car, opened the door and got in.

“Where do you live?” She asked as she drove off.

“2342 Maria Street.”

“Oh, that’s not so far.” Petra said as she turned the radio up, one of those pop songs came on. Levi groaned in annoyance and turned the radio off.

Petra turned it back on. “My car, my music.”

Levi huffed and crossed his arms like a child.

“Anyways, can I ask you something?” She asked as she stopped at a red light.

“What?”

“Well, I did some research-”

“You’re stalking me now?”

“What?! NO!” Petra stepped on the gas as the light turned green. “I just decided to do some research on-”

“Stalking.”

“It’s not stalking! Well, anyways, you used to be part of some rich company, almost the CEO, what happened?”

“I got fired.”

“Oh… Can I ask why?” She turned onto Maria Street.

“No.”

“Oh… Well,” She pulled into the driveway. “Here you go.”

Levi opened the door and right before he shut it, Petra spoke up.

“Hey!” She reached into her pocket, pulling out a set of keys, and threw it to him. “Don’t drive to the gym again or you’re running 6 miles.”

Levi looked at the keys, then back at her. He nodded slightly and shut the door.

Petra pulled out of the driveway and drove off.

Levi opened the door and slammed it behind him, going into the kitchen.

“Who was that?! Do you have a girlfriend I don’t know about?!” Hanji stormed him with questions.

“No, it’s just that one girl, Petra.”

“You’re dating your gym instructor?! I knew you guys were absolutely-”

“We’re not dating.”

“Mhmm sure.”

“Fuck off. Where's my sub?"

"Erwin ate it." Hanji pointed to the livingroom, where Erwin was currently sitting on the couch, watching television.

"Fuck." Levi opened the fridge and started pushing food around trying to find something to eat.

"Why don't you go out to eat with your girlfriend?"

"Holy fucking shit... She's not my girlfriend!"

"Yeah and Erwin isn't my boyfriend. Nice try Rivaille."

"Leave me alone shitty glasses." Levi grabbed a chocolate pudding out of the fridge before shutting it.

Hanji saw the pudding and slapped it out of his hand. Levi watched it tumble on the ground.

"My pudding." Levi stared at the open pudding now emptied on the kitchen floor.

"You are not allowed to have any type of chocolate!"

"Are you fucking serious? Why'd you have to punish the pudding?!"

“Well, maybe the pudding wouldn’t have had to be punished if you would’ve watched what you eat.”

“But the pudding!”

“You shouldn’t have tried to eat it!”

“But the pudding! Think about the pudding’s family in the fridge! They probably just lost their mother!”

“Oh my god!” Hanji fell on the floor, she couldn’t help herself from laughing. “You said that with such a straight face oh my god!”

“That’s because I’m fucking serious!”

“I can’t! I wish we could have recorded this conversation!”

“You owe me a fucking pudding.”

“Oh my god! The pudding family! Mr. and Mrs. Pudding!”

“Well you killed Mrs. Pudding.”

“You said Mrs. Pudding oh dear god!” Hanji continued to laugh as she rolled on the floor.

Levi just rolled his eyes and walked to the living room, he say beside Erwin on the couch.

"So, what happened to your nose?" Erwin asked, looking at Levi's nose.

"You know what happened."

"That little girl broke your nose?”

“It’s not broken.”

“She still beat you up though, right?

“Shut up."