allie 🥀
in other news, i hate
girls now

ollie 🌺
i'm lost what's going on

allie 🥀
so like i was with lottie and
we were talking and she was
gushing about charlie and how
sweet he is and how cute his
child is

ollie 🌺
SHE MET HIS KID

ollie 🌺
damn i am sorry they're not
breaking up for a while if they're
that serious

allie 🥀
SHUT UP I KNOW

allie 🥀
and we were talking and she said
that he could be the one and
everything so i brought up the fact
that they haven't even been dating
long and she didn't even fucking
care about my opinion

ollie 🌺
she's in love with him

allie 🥀
SERIOUSLY OLIVER SHUT UP

allie 🥀
and when i pointed that out because
i wanted her to listen to me and
understand that people do break up
she started to say that i wanted them
to break up and everything and that
i was jealous of their relationship
because i have been a single pringle
for a very long time and i started
scoffing and rolling my eyes and
all that shit saying that it isn't true
and she was insisting that it was

allie 🥀
like damn i am not jealous because i
have been a single pringle for too long
but because YOU ARE DATING HIM
AND I WANNA KISS YOU

ollie 🌺
wow that's certainly something

allie 🥀
yeah and like we continued to fight
and i didn't want to fight with her and
then she left my place and i've tried
texting and calling her to apologize
but she's ignored all my attempts

ollie 🌺
i'm sorry alice

allie 🥀
thanks but it doesn't really matter

allie 🥀
i just feel like such an idiot
because yeah i want them to
break up because i'm a
selfish bitch but i also don't want
that because she's so happy with
him and i hate that

ollie 🌺
they won't last don't worry

allie 🥀
?

ollie 🌺
i mean, all actors who are costars
that get in relationships never work
out

ollie 🌺
angelina and brad, other examples

allie 🥀
wow you have so much evidence to
support your claim

ollie 🌺
you didn't let me finish bitch

ollie 🌺
nina and ian and kristen and robert

ollie 🌺
all love interests who started dating
and then called it quits so you're fine

allie 🥀
i still don't feel assured

ollie 🌺
when they broke up i'll add them to the
list don't worry

ollie 🌺
and i can try talking to lottie myself if
that'll help

allie 🥀
absolutely not. i don't want her to hate
me

ollie 🌺
okay...

allie 🥀
sorry that was rude. i just don't want
her to find out that i like her before
i tell her myself (if i ever do)

allie 🥀
tell me about timmy boy

ollie 🌺
all the hearts bitch, all the hearts

allie 🥀
that well?

ollie 🌺
we've been talking and it isn't
awkward and i am catching all
the feels again

allie 🥀
did you ever lose them

ollie 🌺
touche

ollie 🌺
but whatever i am so falling for him
and he calmed me down to sleep
a couple weeks ago and fuckkkkkkkkk

allie 🥀
really ollie

ollie 🌺
yes and i wanna kiss him so badly
and then i wanna bring him to bed
and fuck him because i love him
so much and i wanna be his
boyfriend and i wanna call him my
boy again because he should be
my boy and he would still be my
boy if i hadn't been such a fucking fool
to let him go

allie 🥀
yes, you're a fool but stop hating
yourself for that. he's over it and you
should too

allie 🥀
and i bet he still likes you too

ollie 🌺
he gives me all the hearts and i
really wanna see him again but
i'm scared that i'll confess my feelings
and ruin everything between us
and he'll hate me and we'll stop
talking and that'll be it. we'll be done
for good and i'll never move on and
just be a lonely, lonely man the
rest of my life

allie 🥀
oh my god you are the most dramatic
person ever

ollie 🌺
shut up

allie 🥀
stop overthinking everything because
you won't end up alone even if
you're not with timmy

ollie 🌺
but i don't want anyone else

allie 🥀
then wait and get close with him and
see if he returns those feelings (which
he does)

ollie 🌺
i don't wanna wait. i want him to be
my boy again noowwwwwwwwww

allie 🥀
impatient bitch

ollie 🌺
fuck you

FUN FACT (if you were wondering): oliver is totally the top