Kazuya: Alright well I know this story is absolute garbage yet you still are reading it! Kudos to you... Anyways we have the entire cast with us... Introduce yourselves please. Pervert you first.

Pervert: Um, pass....

Chika: Wait don't they already know us?

Hanamaru: Haha, Kazuya is stupid...

Kazuya: Fine um let's just get started... Question one, Why are you so ridiculous? I know I'm very funny. Um I would have to say that it's because I'M SO AWESOME!!!

Kanan: Just cause you say it, doesn't mean it's true...

Ruby: Ruby thinks you're a little funny...

Kazuya: Thanks Ruby, alright next question, who do you like better me or Kanan? This is for you Mari.

Mari: Does this answer your question? 

Kazuya: *sees what's about to happen* IT'S TIME TO CUT TO COMMERCIAL! ROLL IT! PLEASE ROLL IT NOW BEFORE I THROW UP!!!

Commercial: This interview is sponsored by, Raid Shadow Legends...

Kazuya: That was the most painful one minute thirty seconds of an ad I've ever seen. But a sponsor is a sponsor so I mean... Next question! How does Hanamaru know how to suck?

Hanamaru: Well you see you have to... *realizes what she's about to say* I learned it from pervert. *points at him*

Kazuya: Actually that's a good question, what's pervert's real name?

Pervert: Okay are you all ready? This is gonna make the world go insane... My name is, 

Mari: It's actually pervert isn't it?

Pervert: No! It's actually Shizuko...

You: *raises hand* I vote we still call him Pervert...

Dia: I second it.

Riko: Same!

Shizuko: NO!

Kazuya: Calm down... next is one for Hanamaru, how can you eat so much? Also how are you not fat?

Hanamaru: I'm gonna go step outside real quick... *starts crying* 

Yoshiko: She'll get over it...

Kazuya: Cool Yohane, next question is for you, how's it like being in Guilty Kiss?

Yohane: Actually not that bad, CYaRon is pretty lame and so is Azalea... everyone loves us...

*mad Chika and Kanan noises*

Kazuya: Alright time for more serious questions... how did you all agree to be a part of this book?

Shizuko: I thought it was gonna be an anime... it's worse cause they're not cute.

*sad Aqours noises*

You: It's not like we liked you anyways! *sticks tongue out*

Chika: Kazuya said he'd give me mikan oranges...

You: Kazuya said he'd bring me on a boat ride...

Riko: Kazuya said he'd play the piano with me...

Ruby: Kazuya agreed to watch the new Love Live with me.

Hanamaru: Kazuya said he'd feed me.

Yohane: Kazuya said I could be a fallen angel.

Dia: He said I could yell "BZZT BZZT DESU WA!!!!" 

Mari: He said I could yell "SHINYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!" 

Kanan: He said I could yell at Mari...

Kazuya: And I've done all of that for you haven't I?

Aqours: Yes...

Kazuya: What if there's a sequel?

Cast: *tired noises*

Kazuya: Okay another heavy question and then we'll have another commercial before getting into the juicy stuff... How long do you plan on writing this story? Good question...

Chika: Until the main character ends up with me!

Kazuya: *nods* So it's never ending...

Chika: It's okay as long as the mikan's love me I'll be happy! *crying inside*

Kazuya: Well if I'm being honest most of my books only last twenty or so chapters... but to be honest I really like this book. I'm gunning for about fifty or so. I might take a break cause I've been uploading almost everyday for the past three weeks I believe.

I may have to slow it down by about two a week soon... but that's if I run out of inspiration. Currently I'm just having a lot of fun writing this book and I hope you guys are having fun reading! 

You: The book will end when I end up with the MC

Riko: The book really is never gonna end...

Kazuya: Okay last questions, what do you think about people shipping you guys? Not necessarily with the MC but with each other?

Hanamaru: Why are they shipping us together? We couldn't get separate shipping for an item?

Kazuya: You idiot, no...

Shizuko: He means you guys being together...

Hanamaru: Together?

Kazuya: You're a freaking idiot, but that's okay because I still love you... Moving on, there are these main ships in the fandom... ChikaYou, ChikaRiko, RikoYou, KanaMari, RubyMaru, and one more that I can't remember...

Shizuko: What about me?

Kazuya: What about you?

Shizuko: *sad Shizuko noises* I-It's okay it's not like I'm a big part of the story...

Kazuya: Okay what are your guys' thoughts on this.

You: It's kinda cute to be honest... people who think this are kinda creepy but it's not like I don't ship people...

Dia: As long as you don't keep shoving it in people's faces I find it fine.

Yohane: THEY ARE ALL MY LITTLE DEMONS!!!

Kazuya: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay Hanamaru what about you?

Hanamaru: I think they should just use amazon premium for free delivery so they don't have to be shipped together. 

Kazuya: What the- actually this is a great transition to our sponsor! Thank you Amazon and Audible for sponsoring this interview do code: PERVERT for a 25% off your next audio book!

Kanan: This isn't actually sponsored is it?

Riko: Nah, Audible doesn't sponsor trash writers.

Kazuya: That explains why they're sponsoring me, cause I'm not trash.

You: Keep telling yourself that.

Ruby: It's okay I know you're doing your Ganbaruby!

Mari: Are we getting paid for this?

Shizuko: I could use some more instant ramen...

Dia: So how many arcs are we even going to have?

Kazuya: Pfft I don't know...

Hanamaru: Seems legit.

Chika: Was that just a Gigguk reference?

Kazuya: Pfft I don't know...

Hanamaru: Seems legit.

Chika: SHUT UP!!!

Kazuya: WAIT WE HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION! This is for Shizuko, if you could choose one of these nine to be your girlfriend who would you choose?

Shizuko: Pfft, that's easy, obviously I would pick...

Aqours: *listening carefully*

Random Narrator: WHO WILL SHIZUKO PICK?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF... KAZUYA CAN'T WRITE AND HE'S SCARED HE'LL RUN OUT OF IDEAS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO MAKE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL BUT CHRISTMAS IS IN TWO MONTHS!!!

Kazuya: Thank you narrator. And for all of us here at the studio thanks for tuning in folks! This is has been the special 2k Q & A. On behalf of Pervert and Aqours, I'm the author Kazuya_fish and we wish you all a good day or night wherever you may be.

Good night everyone, stay safe!

Mask up and don't be dumb.

Next chapter drops out probably later today...