Chapter 22
I was doing chores in the backyard when I hear someone yelling at me.
"Oi Pervert! Get over here!" You called from the other side of the fence.
"Alright, coming..." I sighed, what was gonna happen today?
Everyone was sitting outside on their patio. Dia stood up, "Okay, so I just realized something... we never really learned what we all liked to do. We've just been stuck in doing normal things." she said, "For gosh sake we don't even know his real name."
"What is your real name?" Kanan asked with her hands behind her head.
"Eh? Oh Shizuko..." I said.
"Isn't that a girl's name?" Mari asked.
"I'm pretty sure I knew a Shizuko..." Hanamaru said thoughtfully.
"Um, well my mom and dad didn't actually know whether or not I was a boy or girl before they named me. Like they already had my birth certificate before I was even born." I explained as they all nodded.
"We can still call you pervert though, right?" Yoshiko asked.
"I'd prefer you wouldn't..." I responded.
"You didn't say no though!" Chika smiled.
"Wait wait wait! I mean no! Don't call me pervert anymore- it's no use..." I sighed as I looked over at Dia. "So what else do you need?"
"Alright, we're going to try to have everyone of us take you to where we like to go. Just the two of you guys..." Dia announced.
"This isn't a date right?" I asked.
"It's only a date if you think it's a date!" Mari said acting big brain.
"Good then it's not a date..." I said happily.
"Alright let's just hurry up and draw straws to see who goes when..." Kanan said grabbing some straws.
"Oi did I agree to this?" I asked.
"You don't get a say in anything..." Riko said smiling.
"Of course I don't..." I said returning her smile, "You guys are honestly a pain."
"It's not like you're not a pain..." Riko laughed.
"Yeah, I can see that..." I said also laughing.
Alright basically whoever had the longest straw went first and the shortest went last. So to save all boredom this is the order.
Chika first, then You, Riko, Hanamaru, Ruby, Yoshiko, Dia, Kanan, Mari... And apparently I don't get a day for myself...
"Well I'll see you tomorrow then Chika..." I said heading back over to my house only for someone to grab my arm.
"Let's go!" Chika said happily as she took off.
"Where?" I asked very confused. "Doesn't the thing start tomorrow?"
"Yeah but I can't wait! So let's go now!"
"But it's literally three in the afternoon don't you want a whole day?" I asked.
She stopped and thought for a moment while I was catching a breather. "You're right! Okay fine, be ready at ten o'clock tomorrow!"
"F-fine..." I said. Tomorrow was gonna be a rough day. Considering that Chika was literally a ball of energy...
The next day I was rudely awaken by my alarm. "WHY ARE YOU RINGING?! IT'S SUNDAY!!!" I yelled in frustration. Then I came to a sudden realization.
This was truly going to be a long day...
I dragged myself over to their house, ringing their doorbell.
"Oi Shizuko... what are you doing here so early?" You asked as she let me in.
"What do you mean? Chika said ten o'clock..." I said looking at a clock. "Why is your clock one hour behind?"
"Because we fell back an hour you idiot." She said shaking her head.
"F-fell back an hour?!" I said very confused.
"You idiot it's literally the first Sunday of November..." she laughed, "Of course you'd be the one person to forget."
"Gosh, dang it... I can't even go back to sleep now I'm already awake..." I cried.
"You hungry?" You asked.
"Huh what?" I stared at her confused.
"So you're an idiot who can't hear... I said are you hungry?" she repeated.
"Now that you mention it- I mean no don't go to the trouble!" I protested, too late as she was already in the kitchen.
"Trust me you'll need some food or else Chika-chan will just drag you to exhaustion." You said mixing some eggs.
By then a few others had woken up. Mari came running down the stairs. "Who's cooking today?" she asked.
"It's me!" You called.
"So the second years are doing cooking? Alright we'll do the dishes." Mari said sitting down.
Riko was rubbing her eyes on the way down the stairs, "Good morning... Is You-chan doing the cooking?"
"Yep." I said.
"Alright, I'll go and help her, you wanna help?" she asked.
"I mean I did come in uninvited so it's the least I can do." I stood up.
Mari pulled me right back down, "He'll just slow you down, have you seen his cooking?" she laughed, "He thought the egg whites were the shells." she fell down laughing her head off.
"IF THEY'RE WHITE AND PART OF THE EGG THEY ARE THE EGG WHITES!!!" I said in protest.
"Why are you yelling so freaking early in the morning!" Dia said angrily.
"Onee-chan... why is Shizuko yelling so early?" Ruby emerged from behind her half asleep.
"Shut up Ruby... onee-chan won't be there for you all the time." Yoshiko said also half asleep.
Ruby woke up with terror in her eyes, "Onee-chan! Please don't leave me!" she cried.
"It's okay Ruby, I'll never leave you..." Dia comforted her, Mari was pretending to throw up.
"Why are you guys putting on the sister favoritism act at nine thirty?" Hanamaru yelled from upstairs.
"Maybe if you guys acted more like Ruby then you'd be my favorite too!" Dia said.
"Nobody wants to be your 'favorite' Dia..." Kanan said jumping down the stairs.
Chika was the last one to come down, "What's for breakfast?" she said tiredly. "Mikan oranges?"
"Chika! We're cooking right now! So that means you have to cook dinner!" Riko scolded.
"Yeah yeah, I'll have the pizza place ready for pickup at six..." she said laying down on Kanan's shoulder.
"Chika-chan, you forgot what day it is didn't you?" You asked setting out the plates.
"It's Sunday, we fell back an hour..." she said trying to find a good position to continue sleeping.
"And it's also your day to go bring Pervert wherever you want."
"Eh?" Chika suddenly opened her eyes so that she was wide awake. "YES! Okay let's go!" she grabbed me,
"B-but I'm hungry!" I protested as she threw me out the door.
"It's time to go now!" she said running.
"It's not even ten yet!" I yelled.
"Oh, then I guess we can have some breakfast... but after that I know exactly where we're going!" she smiled like a kid in a candy store.
And to be honest I didn't even mind. Whatever Chika had in store today... no whatever any of these girls have in store for me I'll happily do it.
Actually wait no I take it back... HEY NO I SAID I TAKE IT BACK!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
And so Shizuko regrets every life choice he's ever made because I, the author am going to make his life miserable for your entertainment...
Hope you all liked it! The next I believe nine parts is where Shizuko goes a does things with all of Aqours... they may be spaced out and not all one day or another...
Because I don't wan to run out of ideas and it'll be better if you guys get to wait... so they actually are quality chapters...
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