Part 4: Garden Warfare
{Honestly, after writing this, I feel like this is the best chapter to this book! And the funniest chapter I've ever written! I had a blast writing this, and I hope you all end up enjoying it just as much!}
[And we move into chapter 4! And, you know what's weird, when Milfs of Remnant, a book that's in similar form to this one, it managed to get 10k reads within four chapters, and this book has done the same. I'm bringing this up solely because, well, with Milfs of Remnant, I had a good 5k followers or more. Here, I have 1.3k, and the fact this boom is doing so well nonetheless is great, and it's all thanks to you guys! So thank you for reading, I hope this book brings you some kind of enjoyment! So let's get into it!]
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[3rd Person POV]
Kayama: "I just don't know guys. I mean, he's so cute and funny. He's just so great and kind to me. I...I think I'm falling in love~"
Kayama more so meant that the last part be kept to herself, nevertheless, it got out into the free world. Immediately her close group of friends that currently found themselves getting dressed in the school's female changing rooms instantly gathered around their friend with cheers. The trio of Takeyama, Uwabami, and Ryuko, were more than eager to hear Kayama admit her feelings for one boy in particular, something some considered better late than never.
Takeyama: "Girl! I'm so happy for you!"
Kayama: [Smiles softly] "Thanks, Takeyama. I'm glad you guys--"
Takeyama: "But, seriously, girl, you've been talking about (Y/n) non-stop. Which, I get, and I'm fine with. But there's one problem."
Kayama: "A problem? What problem?
Takeyama was not quick to point out the matter, but as Kayama turned around to look at the blonde, she noticed the others were offering the same kind of staredown.
Kayama: "Um...Everything alr--"
Takeyama: "YOU HAVEN'T ASKED HIM OUT!"
Out of nowhere, the energetic blonde screamed in Kayama's face, throwing the young girl off her balance momentarily. Before Takeyama could go any further, she was stopped by Ryuko, who smiled softly as she continued the rest of the sentence.
Ryuko: "I think what Takeyama means is, it's great you like (Y/n)...But at the end of the day, if you don't ask him out, what good is any of this going to do?"
Kayama: "Ask him out? Oh--" [Giggles] "Yeah, trust me. I've tried that. It's not so easy..."
Takeyama: "Really? And how hard could it be?"
She said as she placed a hand on her hip.
Kayama: "Weeeeelllll..."
--Two Days Earlier--
It was 8:45 AM Monday morning, and Kayama could be seen dressed in her school uniform as she eagerly pressed herself toward her classroom. The one problem was...She was tired beyond belief. A single look at her face showcased as much. She had spent all the previous night lying in bed thinking about (Y--About school work...T-That she just couldn't get to bed until it was already into the morning. This left the purple-haired beauty kinda lacking in the beauty part.
Well, the part that was more so based around her average style of makeup. Kayama was in the process of yawning when out of the corner of her eye she spotted a familiar face walking her way. Instantly she noticed it was (Y/n), and instantly she began to panic. Realizing only a few seconds were between (Y/n) reaching her, the popular school girl instantly spun around and prepped herself the best she could.
A simple fix of her slightly messy hair. A quick pat of makeup product she happened to keep on her person, and a beautiful smile. When she was prepared she finally turned around, just as (Y/n), who walked the halls with a bag of cheese balls in hand. He was in the process of scoffing a few down his throat when he was abruptly stopped by Kayama who called out to her crush...I mean, crush.
Kayama: "(Y/n)! HEY! I-I mean...Hey, partner? What's up?"
She said such...odd, words, with a hearty smile on her face. One which was quickly falling to an awkward stance once she realized what she had just said. Though, she kept with it. It became easier when (Y/n) offered her an amusing chuckle after flicking a cheese ball into his open mouth.
(Y/n): "Uh...Haha! Nothing much, partner! Just on my way to class."
Kayama: "Oh, okay. Cool. Cool. Cool."
(Y/n): "Yeah...I guess..."
A moment of silence filled the air as (Y/n) and Kayama just stared. The young boy just looking down at her whilst Kayama's gaze fell more so into (Y/n)'s eyes. Her mind going crazy with countless thoughts.
Kayama: [Thoughts] "Ask him out. Ask him out. Ask him out. Just do it. It's easy. You've asked guys out before...Well, they've asked you. But you said yes! S-So how hard could it be asking for a change?"
Incredibly hard, by the looks of things. Kayama's mind fell into yet another blank state. She just couldn't seem to bring the words forth without getting lost in (Y/n)'s majestic eyes. The silence continued for another minute or so, with (Y/n) just staring back as he didn't want to be rude to Kayama. Eventually, things sorted themselves out where Kayama snapped back to reality and started excessively apologizing to (Y/n) for the awkward moment.
Kayama: "Ah! (Y/n), I'm sorry. I-I just---I wasn't staring I was simply...Um..."
(Y/n): [Chuckles] "Don't sweat on it, Kayama. Besides, I had a pretty view whilst I was waiting."
Kayama: "...Excuse me?"
And that just led Kayama to just stare at (Y/n) for another good minute. It was safe to say she didn't end up asking him out that day.
--Present--
Even thinking back on it now led Kayama in a silent state. An unconscious smile crossing her lips as she remembered the happy moment. Unfortunately, she was pulled back to reality by the sudden snap of Takeyama's fingers.
Takeyama: "Heyyy? Kayama? You there, girl?"
Kayama: "Hmm? Oh, yeah. I-I'm here..." [Shakes head] "Back to what I was saying! Yeah! I-It's not so easy to ask (Y/n) out."
It was at that moment an annoyed look spawned on her face.
Kayama: "Besides...Being unable to ask him out isn't the only problem."
Such was true. For the gorgeous face of (Y/n) was not Kayama's only problem. Yet the other was not a body part, but a whole body. Usagiyama Rumi, to be precise. But despite their rivalry. Rumi, too, had trouble confessing her feelings to (Y/n). Yet she became repeatedly tired by the fact (Y/n) would not just admit his love for her, so Rumi found herself in the one place she knew she'd be able to clear her head... The Gym.
--Also Two Days Ago--
However, that, too, was not working so great.
Rumi: "(Y/n). (Y/n). (Y/n). (Y/n). (Y/n). (Y/n)."
The name forcefully came out of Rumi's mouth every time she curled the dumbbell up toward her shoulder. It was when she realized the name that came from her mouth that Rumi stopped all workouts and growled from her mouth.
Rumi: "Argh! Stupid (Y/n) and his smile! Always in my head when I'm trying to focus! Argh...It's because of him I was only able to do 457 push-ups today. Pfft! Stupid, (Y/n)..."
Rumi's annoyed glare immediately drops when her tall rabbit ears perk up and turn in the direction behind her. It was at that very second that Rumi twisted her head to see (Y/n) entering the gym. As soon as Rumi noticed her prey, she couldn't help but snicker to herself as she began marching her way over toward the entrance. (Y/n) was currently in a wave of wonder as he looked around at all the extremely fit and attractive people that made up the room. But Rumi knew his eyes would soon be focused solely on her in no time.
Such was hinted at when the mere action of her walking across the room drew the gaze of boys and girls who were in the process of working out, only to abruptly come to a stop when they noticed the attractive girl walking across the room. Decked in a tight outfit that was made up of a black sports bra and leggings, it was no wonder people lost their breath. But Rumi didn't care about them. She cared about (Y/n), and (Y/n) alone. So much so she hadn't realized she was still holding onto her dumbbell. Oh well, an unsuspecting bystander who was in a trance could be of use here.
Rumi: "Here. Take this."
She said without even looking at the random guy. As for the random guy, he was too lost in Rumi's beauty that he unconsciously took the dumbbell on hand...Only to immediately fall to the ground due to how heavy it was. So much so the buff male couldn't handle it...but Rumi could? Anywho, the laws of physics and bunny grips would have to wait for another day. For as the distance between (Y/n) and Rumi closed in, only one thing was on the mind of each. For Rumi, it was winning over (Y/n) with her impressive biceps. For (Y/n), well, that's easy, it was...
(Y/n): "WHAT?! They have a vending machine in here?!"
The young boy was speechless, well, as speechless as (Y/n) could get anyway. His gaze was as wide as dinner plates as he eyed the vending machine before him...All the while taking a slow bite of the jerky stick in his hand. His gaze was abruptly pulled away from the machine when he noticed a familiar face walking his way.
(Y/n): "Yo! Rumi!"
The confident grin on Rumi's face instantly cut itself off. In its place, a red blush and a nervous smile.
Rumi: "Um...H-Hey!" [Thoughts] "Argh! Idiot!" [Out Loud] "I-It's nice to see you show up, (Y/n)."
(Y/n): "Heh. Thanks for inviting me! I've always wanted to come to the gym, but, well...I just didn't. Ha!"
Rumi: "Ha...Yeah...A-Anyway, now that you're here. D-Do you see anything you like?"
It was as she gave such suggestive hints that Rumi leaned the side of her body against the vending machine. Whilst making sure to show off her fit, yet curvy, body in her workout clothes. Now, Rumi knew she was hot. The mere fact every person at the gym stared at her was proof enough. And the fact that she enjoyed yelling at every single one of them was clear to show she wasn't a fan of it. Though, here she was, flaunting her body for (Y/n). Something she normally didn't do.
Rumi: "Maybe something...I don't know...That looks better then someone else?"
(Y/n): "Yeah!"
Rumi: "Really?"
She said as she turned toward the boy in shock. Though that expression soon dropped.
(Y/n): "This vending machine doesn't have just one...But two chip flavours I like!" [Turns to her] "Do you know how difficult that is to find around here?"
Rumi: "Uh, no..."
The disappointment on her face was quick to find her mark, something (Y/n) noticed a second later. Rumi's gaze was suddenly lifted upon feeling a gentle pat on her shoulder. One that came directly from (Y/n).
(Y/n): "But if we're not talking about snacks. I think you look pretty great!"
Rumi: "Really?!"
The eager excitement quickly made a comeback.
(Y/n): "Of course. Everyone in school knows Rumi's greatest quality is her muscles. Well, one of her greatest qualities. So seeing you in a gym is great. It's like your natural habitat, right?"
Rumi: "Uh...Yeah."
As the cool kids would say, (Y/n) understood the assignment. Well, enough that Rumi couldn't help but smile proudly, whilst also feeling her heart beat faster. It felt like time slowed down that Rumi found herself just staring at (Y/n). The more she did, the more her thoughts on asking the boy out, the reason she originally asked him to meet her at the gym for. However, things quickly were set to change as out of nowhere (Y/n) disappeared from sight.
Rumi: "Huh?"
Rumi eventually spotted him on a nearby rowing machine, admiring the piece of equipment that was used to work multiple parts of your body.
(Y/n): "Wow! This place is awesome! No wonder you come here all the time!"
As soon as Rumi heard that she couldn't help but get even more excited. Now, people didn't exactly say it to her face, but Rumi knew people didn't understand why she went to the gym so much. Despite them not saying it to her, Rumi couldn't help but feel these thoughts slam down on her. It left her feeling down at times. So to hear (Y/n) be supportive of her hobby only made her happiness inside continue to grow.
Rumi: "Ha! You know it! I'm glad you understand, (Y/n)."
(Y/n): "Of course."
Rumi: "After all, the gyms like my second home...Or my first family. Either one works."
(Y/n): "Cool...Yeah, I've been meaning to come to the gym. I mean, I may love my snacks, but no matter how good they are, it definitely leaves some curses."
A mere pat to his gut was enough to showcase what (Y/n) meant. Rumi just chuckled once more as she closed her eyes and crossed her arms.
Rumi: "I'm not surprised you need to come here. No offense, (Y/n), but you're lack of impressive muscles is something to be desired."
(Y/n): "Hmm? What was that?"
Rumi: "Uh, nothing! Nothing!"
She wasn't thinking about (Y/n) with ripped muscles. However, in saying that, Rumi did sometimes wonder how (Y/n) would be in the gym...TO WORK OUT! W-With equipment and stuff. After all, she never saw him without a shirt, and from what she could tell of his arms he was definitely nowhere near as ripped as she preferred from guys. It was really the only minor annoyance she found with (Y/n).
Rumi: "Anyway, (Y/n), the reason I asked you here. I wanted to ask--No, I demand, that this Friday night you--"
(Y/n): "...This machine calls me forth!"
Rumi: "Huh?"
Upon opening her eyes Rumi found (Y/n) pouncing onto the seat of the rowing machine. He was totally focused on something else that wasn't Rumi...and her muscles. It annoyed her so much! More so because this was finally her opportunity to ask out (Y/n) when Kayama was nowhere around. Pfft! That pig wouldn't be seen near a gym. Shes just to...delicate and pretty to ever step foot near a place like this. Rumi on the other hand...She wasn't delicate or pretty...She was badass and hot! The exact thing (Y/n) liked! Nevertheless, she was currently ignoring her. So she had no choice but to yell at him.
Rumi: "No! (Y/n)! Stop that right now! I was in the middle of asking you o--"
...However...Everything that was previously in Rumi's mind suddenly went blank when in a single flash (Y/n) removed his shirt to reveal the one thing Rumi would never have expected from him...And extraordinary chest. There was everything she was into. Defined muscles. Battle scars from training too hard...Defined muscles. Simply put...She thought (Y/n) was cute before. But now...Now she thought he was fucking hot! So much so Rumi found herself slightly drawing a blank and drooling as she admired (Y/n)'s muscles at work. Even when he stopped working the rowing machine to respond to her previous question.
(Y/n): "Sorry, Rumi--" [Chuckles] "I guess I got carried away again. What were you saying?"
Rumi: *Stares*
(Y/n): "Rumi?"
Rumi: *Stares More*
(Y/n): "...Rumi?"
It was fair to say (Y/n) never got a response from Rumi. It was also fair to assume that Rumi's brain had turned to complete mush for the first time in her life. How would this play out for Kayama, though? Well, a hint of such was shown the next day as (Y/n) stood amongst the rest of Class 1-A and 1-B in the schools Garden, where, to start it all off, (Y/n) said the most teenage boy, well, most boy thing in general, to start off the conversation...
(Y/n): "...I want a flame thrower."
Hizashi: "...Yes."
Enji: "WHAT?!"
(Y/n): "We totally need a flame thrower."
Hizashi: "Yes!"
Enji: "What?! No!"
Aizawa: [Sighs] "Great...This again..."
(Y/n): "And a katana!"
Hizashi: "Gotta have a katana!"
(Y/n): "And a bow!"
Toshinori: "Oh, I want a bow!"
Enji: "Seriously?! Not you too, Toshinori!"
Toshinori: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Don't worry, best friend, I'll share my bow with you."
Enji: "I DON'T WANT YOUR BOW! STOP BEING STUPID!"
He screamed in the face of Toshinori. The blonde was left stunned as the rest of the group just stared at Enji, before slowly turning their gaze to see Todshinori's reaction.
Toshinori: "...Oh, Enji, you're so silly, best friend. Ha! Ha! Pfft! As if you think I'm stupid. We're best friends."
This time around Enji held back from talking, left silent as the boys continued their conversation about the various items they would need. Why? Because! ...Oh, Kayama and Rumi weren't too far away either, however, their conversation was nowhere near as cool as the guy's one.
Kayama: "...I talked to (Y/n) the other day."
Rumi: "Lame. I did too."
Kayama: "But he called me partner."
Rumi: "He showed me his muscles."
Kayama: "Yeah, right..."
Rumi: "Fine. Don't believe me. Oh, what's this...?"
At that very moment she just so happened to open her phone to see a picture of (Y/n) shirtless running on the treadmill at the gym as the rabbit heroes screen cover. Immediately Kayama's eyes exploded in hormones, annoyance, and jealousy. It seemed she was about to snap at the bunny when out of nowhere she was cut off by the teacher.
Teacher: "Alright class, as you can see, today we are in U.A.'s Green House. And thanks to the guidance of Plant Hero, Daylight, you all shall be given...Your very own planet!"
Hizashi: "Oh! Yea--Wait, what?"
Immediately the excited looks dropped, especially when the teacher referred to the hero beside her. Simply a man in a green spandex suit and a large sunflower over his head.
Enji: "Our own plant? For hero training? That's so stupid..."
Toshinori: "Oh! A plant! This is great!"
Enji: [Groans] "Can you stop being excited by everything for just five seconds?"
Toshinori: "Nope~"
The large smile on the blonde's face was enough to enrage Enji. But just like Kayama, the fiery redhead was silenced by the female teacher.
Teacher: "Now, some of you may be questioning why such an activity is used for hero training. Well, that's simple. Just like plants, the people you come across will be in need of your care and responsibility. Most of the time, children will be the main cause. However, as we're unable to use real children, plants are the best option."
Hizashi: "Um, excuse me?" [Raises hand] "How is this supposedly going to work?"
Teacher: "Well, you will simply split up into groups and take turns raising the plant as if it were your own child--"
Kayama/Rumi: "I'M WITH (Y/N)!"
Now it was the teacher's turn to be silenced. The two energetic girls raised their hands instantly, causing everyone in the two classes to turn toward them. But they didn't care. When they saw (Y/n) turn to them and offer a thumbs up as he smiled and chomped down on a carrot, all else went out the window. As for the girls, they just turned to each other and grinned. They were going to prove to each other, and (Y/n), why they would be the best possible choice in being a girlfriend...and the parent of a plant.
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(Y/n): "Alright, Sunny, there you are. Now, you grow up big and strong, got it?!"
A cheery smile rested on (Y/n)'s face as he placed the growing sunflower on the stand next to his bedroom window. But as (Y/n) gave a gentle pat to the head of the sunflower, behind him stood Kayama and Rumi, the pair lost in thought as they looked around (Y/n)'s room.
Kayama: [Thoughts] "This is (Y/n)'s room? Wow! It's a lot less messy than I first thought." [Looks around] "Definitely less clothes on the floor, too." [Grins] "Oh, well, I'm sure we can change that soon enough." [Out Loud] "I love your room (Y/n)!"
(Y/n): "Thanks, Kayama."
Rumi: [Thoughts] "So this is (Y/n)'s room...Interesting...I wonder where his porn is?" [Out Loud] "(Y/n), where do you keep your porn?"
Kayama: "WHAT?!"
(Y/n): "I-I'm sorry?"
Whilst Kayama's response was direct and full of embarrassment, (Y/n)'s was more out of confusion. Did he just hear Rumi right? Did she just ask him about where he kept his porn? O course not! She wouldn't ask something like that. She was a girl! Yet, with a straight face, she repeated her previous statement.
Rumi: "I asked where you kept your porn?"
(Y/n): "...Oh. Uh...?"
Kayama: "WHY WOULD YOU ASK SUCH A THING?!"
She whisper-screamed to Rumi, the future Rabbit hero merely placing a hand on her hip as she blinked.
Rumi: "I merely want to know what type of porn (Y/n) is into so I know what to prepare for once he and I start dating."
Kayama: "When you two start dating?! Pfft! Sister, please. If anyone is going to be dating (Y/n), it'll be me!"
Rumi: "But you just heard he has a secret porn collection. Doesn't that disgust you?"
Kayama: "W-What?" [Blushes] "No...Besides, he never admitted to having one."
Rumi: "He didn't deny it."
Kayama: "He didn't hav--You don't need to--ARGH! So what if he has one. Watching...Porn...Is a completely normal thing to do."
Rumi: "Yes. But what's if (Y/n) is into something weird?"
That question was what led to the silent void that now surrounded the group. The trio stood in silence within (Y/n)'s room at U.A.. The young boy remaining quiet as the girls glance at him, not wanting to interrupt the private conversation they were having. Good news for (Y/n), he couldn't hear a word they said. And thankfully for him, Kayama was more than eager to change the topic back to what was at hand.
Kayama: "S-So, (Y/n), how exactly is this group project going to work?"
(Y/n): "Uh, well, from what was said in class, we've got to take turns watching the plant every day, and then bring it with us to our classes, lunch, and things like that."
Kayama: "Oh. Okay." [Giggles] "It's kinda like we have an actual kid, huh?"
(Y/n): "Uh...Yeah, I guess?"
Rumi: "A kid with me as well!"
Rumi quickly injected, not wanting to be left out of the conversation. (Y/n) just chuckled before nodding in agreeance with Rumi, whilst Kayama just narrowed her gaze and glared. It was easy to say that this rather easy school assignment was not going to be as easy as some may have first thought. The next could be seen as proof of that. However, it wasn't just (Y/n) and his dynamic duo that were put through such troubles, it appeared a few of his friends who also partnered up seemed to have certain difficulties, as Hizashi made known immediately. ]
Hizashi: "Well. Well. Well. Look who it is, Mr Deadbeat himself."
Hizashi exclaimed with a tone, the loud blonde could currently be seen seated at a table in the cafeteria with his friends, and Rumi and Kayama, eating breakfast. In his lap, a daisy in a pot could be seen. Though the fowl gaze offered by the blonde overshadowed it all as he glared at Aizawa, who finally reached the table his friends were seated at. Though going off Hizashi's first statement, he was beginning to regret such a thing.
Hizashi: "Well? Do you have anything to say? Hmm? Mr Deadbeat?"
Aizawa: [Sighs] "Seriously? You're still on about this?"
(Y/n): "On about what?"
He asked as he cut a piece of his bacon and placed it into his mouth.
Aizawa: [Sighs] "He keep--"
Hizashi: "Aizawa is a deadbeat father! I was home alone all night with our plant daisy, and where was he? Probably off playing video games or something with some no-good first year!"
Aizawa: [Sighs] "...I told you, I was in the library studying for class."
Hizashi: "Is that so?! I called the library and they said you didn't come inside! Hmm?! What do you have to say about that?"
Aizawa: [Sighs] "It was 11 'o clock, no one working there was paying attention anyway. I just--Look, why are we even going on about this?"
Hizashi: "Because it seems like I'm the only one trying here to keep this assignment alive! Do you know how hard it is looking after a Daisy all by yourself? I swear, even Hawks said--"
Aizawa: "Oh, so you're talking to Hawks now? Huh?"
The sudden rise in Aizawa's voice was definitely noticeable, so much so everyone else snapped toward the conversation. The thing that made it most noticeable, however, was the fact Aizawa didn't do his trademark sigh before speaking...That's how you knew it was serious.
Toshinori: "Um, guys?"
Enji: "What's going on here?"
Hizashi: "Yeah, Aizawa, what is going on? Hmm?!"
Aizawa: "Why don't you tell me? Why are you talking to Hawks? He's not your partner, I am!"
Hizashi: "Oh, so now you wanna be my partner?!"
Aizawa: "I was always your partner, Hizashi! Don't be ridiculous."
Hizashi: "Oh, so now I'm stupid, huh?"
Aizawa: "I never said you were--" [Sighs] "Maybe we should swap partners..."
Nothing but a gasp arose from Hizashi, along with Toshinori, Kayama, and even Rumi, who was shocked. Enji just grumbled, and (Y/n) was too focused on eating food to care. It wasn't until a few minutes later when Hizashi's crying filled the air that (Y/n)'s head finally turned toward the scene.
Hizashi: "I just--I just try so hard to make this work, you know?"
Kayama: "I know. I know."
Rumi: "Yes, you are doing your best."
The two girls gathered around Hizashi and patted him on the back.
Hizashi: "It's just like he doesn't care at all. You know?"
Kayama: "I know. Boys are like that sometimes."
Hizashi: [Sighs] "I just wish I had what you two have with (Y/n)."
Kayama: "Yes, I kn--Wait, what?"
Rumi: "Say what?"
Hizashi: "Oh, I just want to know why he's acting this way all the time?"
(Y/n): [Whilst eating] "Maybe you're not cooking him good enough food!"
Immediately the trio of Hizashi, Kayama, and Rumi turned to (Y/n), offended.
Hizashi: [Gasp] "How dare you!"
Kayama: "(Y/n)!"
(Y/n): [Whilst eating] "What? Food good! Food help everything! I'm just saying..."
Kayama: "Just eat your breakfast and mind your business, mister."
Nothing but grumbles came from (Y/n) as he kept eating his breakfast. As for Kayama and Rumi, they just kept their eyes narrowed on (Y/n) before returning to comfort Hizashi. Just beside the blonde, an annoyed Aizawa buried his head into his arms, a surprising pat on the back from Enji soon coming his way.
Enji: "Don't worry, Aizawa. You don't have the worse of it."
Aizawa: [Sighs] "What do you mean?"
Before Enji could even speak, Aizawa was given the answer.
Toshinori: "Enji! Enji! Enji! Look at this cute photo I took of our plant. Doesn't she look adorable?!"
Reluctantly glancing over at the photo, Enji saw the sight of his and Toshinori's shared White Rose wearing a scarf. But Enji wasn't so much annoyed by the choice of clothing his 'Partner' decided, but more so don't he fact the very plant he was given.
Enji: [Grumbles] "Why did it have to be white? Why?! Why?! WHY?!"
Soon that became the only word Enji could say. The grumbles growing louder as Toshinori patted him on the back whilst smiling brightly at Aizawa.
Toshinori: "Please ignore Enji, he's still a little...sensitive on the Rosey."
Enji: "Why did it have to be white?! Why?! I'm just saying! There are plenty of red roses! Why couldn't we just have one of them?!"
Toshinori: "Yes. I know. I know..." [Giggles] "He gets so adorable when he's like this."
And so as the days went by, more and more scenes like this took place. But within them, Kayama and Rumi took this classroom experiment as a means to showcase how great they were for (Y/n). And with the help of this plant, they set out to do exactly that. Rumi, in particular, wanted Sunny to be a mighty strong Sunflower. Not like the other weak ones.
Rumi wanted Sunny to be so strong that he was able to bully the very bugs that landed on him into submission. She was so set on this that she took Sunny to the gym with her every day. Whatever training she would do, Sunny would participate...Kinda. Whilst Rumi jogged on the treadmill, Sunny would be taken by the treads of his own before falling to the ground.
When Rumi used the bench press, Sunny sat on the bench press across from her doing nothing. When she punched the boxing back, Sunny sat next to a half-filled packet of sunflower seeds. Unfortunately, Sunny was not proving to be as strong as Rumi liked. And the future Rabbit hero held no feelings back as the pair sat on a bench as they replenished themselves with some water.
Rumi: "You are the weakest Sunflower I have ever seen."
Sunny: "..."
Rumi: "I don't care if you are only a few months old. Even as a young child, I was putting my brothers into headlocks because they annoyed me. You should be doing the same!"
Sunny: "..."
Rumi: "Pfft. Pathetic."
She grumbled, it was as she said that that Rumi took a sip of her water. As she did so, a guy, let's call him...Fucking Brad, happened to walk pass Rumi and noticed the bunny girl decked in her gym attire and couldn't help but let his thoughts be known.
Fucking Brad: [Whistles] "Damn, shorty! You just workout here, or...Do you work out in other ways~"
Immediately Rumi's eyes snapped open as Fucking Brad just walked away with his cocky grin. But Sunny would not be one to let some rando talk shit about his Mom. Such was proven when Rumi picked up the Sunflower and launched him through the air. A loud shattering later, Rumi could be seen walking over to the spot of the gym where Fucking Brad could be seen lying on the ground unconsciously. Sunny's supreme body, out side of the pot, laying gently atop his prey.
Rumi: "Hmm. Maybe you're not so weak after all. Good job, Sunny!"
The Sunflower just remained silent, just as all heroic heroes did when walking away from an explosion. It only left Rumi even more impressed. So much so, she'd get him a new pot. But whereas Rumi was more so intent on making Sunny a strong Sunflower, even going to the point of placing some protein powder into his soil, Kayama on the other hand was intent on using Sunny as the means to prepare for motherhood. Currently, the bombshell could be seen in her room placing various clothes in front of her body as she checked herself out in the mirror. Sunny could be seen seated on her bed behind her.
Kayama: "Hmm... Pink or blue?" [Turns around] "Which do you think your Father would like me in more?"
Sunny: "..."
Kayama: [Turns back around] "You're right. Neither. Purple! Purple is my color, duh!"
Upon finally figuring out her choice Kayama couldn't help but smile vigorously as she allowed her body to fall backwards onto the bed. The vibrations enough to cause Sunny's pot to fall backwards, making it seem like both figures were lying on their backs together.
Kayama: [Sighs] "...(Y/n)'s taking me on a date tonight."
Sunny: "..."
Kayama: "Okay, so it's not a date date. But still... We're going to the library to find out what soil is best for you. So, it's kinda like a date if you think about it..."
Sunny: "..."
Kayama: "So...Does (Y/n) talk about me?"
Eagerly she twisted her body to turn toward the plant. Though, no response came.
Kayama: "Okay. I mean, I know you can't talk. But, like, I read this book once that plants are still alive, so...Maybe give me a sign? Please?"
That sigh came in the form of one of Sunny petals falling off his body. Instantly it caused Kayama to gasp.
Kayama: "Oh, no! I forgot to water you tonight! Ah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
Immediately Kayama jumped off the bed to get some water for Sunny. So, it was clear that each person had different ideas of how to raise the plant. As for (Y/n), he had the best of all. It was the classic Father-Son hangout. They played video games together...
(Y/n): "Sunny! Use your leviathan axe! Quickly! Quickly!"
On the screen, God of War (2018) could be seen playing. Sunny having a headset and controller placed around his pot, whilst (Y/n) munched on a bag of plain potato chips.
...Watching TV...
(Y/n): "S-Sunny, I don't know if I can handle this. This movie is really scary..."
He said as he curled up under a blanket, whilst still eating popcorn. On the screen, a splatter of blood sprays as gorey scenes playout. Sunny just watched them...He watched them all...
...Or playing catch.
(Y/n): "Alright, here we go..."
Reeling his arm back (Y/n) launches the ball into the air. The baseball cutting through the wind, heading for Sunny in the distance.
(Y/n): "Ha! Ha! Ha! Catch the ball, Sunny! Catch it!"
...The ball merely hit Sunny's pot, shattering it, and sending him flying.
(Y/n): "Ah! Sunny!"
Quickly (Y/n) raced off for Sunny in order to tender to any injuries...
Yes, what may have first been seen as a weird class experiment, ended up being quite some fun. In the end, (Y/n), Kayama, and Rumi got the highest marks in the class, with Sunny being the strongest, healthiest, and, most fashionable. Then there were others, like Enji and Toshinori, who came fifth. But all were better then Aizawa and Hizashi, dubbed, the Odd Couple, their plant exploded on the fifth day. Yeah, we still don't know how that happened. But what we did know, this one day was enough to set out a plan for both Rumi and Kayama, in order for them to get closer with (Y/n). And, who knew, that in the end, all they needed...Was help from a sunflower.
[And there we have it. Quite possibly my most favorite chapter for this book, and the funniest one I've written in awhile. I hope you all really enjoyed the humorous moments in there and I hope this book can continue to grow into a great book that you'll keep coming back to each week. So, yeah, thank you all for reading everyone. If you enjoyed, feel free to vote and comment, as they do help. But nonetheless, thank you all, and I hope to see you all next week for another chapter of...Love Is War!]
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