Next morning

N get up with a grumpy mood
M: good morning piddi
N annoying: iss morning mein good kya hai
M thinks: oh god again piddi and her morning sickness !
M: kya hua mere piddi ko !
N: kal se mere sar mein itne sare questions chal rahe hai nah ! Aur uper se inke answers bhi nahi mil rahe
M: bas itni si baat, bol mein abhi answer deta hu !
N: pakka
M: Pakka ! College k baad hame Doctor k pass bhi toh jana hai .....
N: ok phele yeah pata yeah 2000 k note mein bapu ne pink dhoti kyu phenni hai ? Yellow phente toh mast lagte nah !
M: what !
N: aacha yeah chod 9 k baad 10 hi kyu aata hai
M: piddi woh.....
N: ok woh bhi chod yeah bata ladki ka favorite color pink aur ladko ka favorite color blue hi kyu hota hai?
M wishpers: mar gaya.....
N: woh bhi chod, yeah bata stars raat ko hi kyu aate hai? Din mein kyu nahi aate !

M: piddi woh mein.....

N: tune suna woh news virat aur anushka ka patch up ho gaya, yeah stars break up kyu karte jab wapas patchup karna hi hota hai bas fans ko heart attack de dete hai !

M: piddi chod nah.....

N: aacha last question and very important questions SEX toh hum dono ne kiya tha toh phir pregnant mein SIRF kyu hui...... tu pregnant kyu nahi hua

M: piddi tujhe Doctor hi banna hai nah
N: hah !
M: biology k book mein reproduction chapter mein iska answer milega!
N: aur Baki ka answer kaha milega !

M thinks for a while and smirks
M: baki ka answer CABIR BABA K PASS MILEGA !
N: sacchi
M: hah !
N: tab chal jaldi jaldi college chalte hai
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In the college
Manan reach and saw C was sad
M: mukti isse kya hua
Mu: final exam ka result aa gaya nah iss liye aisa haal hai
M: fail ho gaya kya?
C: SIRF .5 number se fail ho gaya.... iss professor ki toh mein.....

Nav hugged N
Nav: congratulations nandini you topped the whole college
N: thanks !

M kissed her forehead: I am so proud of you... guys aaj raat party at my house
C: kyu mere fail hone ki khushi mein party de raha hai

N: bhai yeah sab chodo nah I have a very important thing to ask for you

C thinks: iss baar soch samajh kar answer dunga hamesha phas jata hu

N: lambu ne bola only CABIR BABA can answer those questions

C smirks: mera talent hi Kuch alag hai balike ! Pucho kya puchna hai ?

N: ok phele yeah batao yeah 2000 k note mein bapu ne pink dhoti kyu phenni hai ? Yellow phente toh mast lagte nah !
Mu, A, D and C shout: what !
M control his laugh
C thinks for a while
C: woh kya hai Bapu big B k bhaut bade fan the ! And abhi abhi Big B ne ek film ki "PINK" toh bas bapu ne Big B ko copy kar li....

N: oh toh yeah sab Big B ki galti hai
C: haa

N: aacha yeah batao 9 k baad 10 hi kyu aata hai
C smirks: kyuki 9 se phele 8 aata hai, usse phele 7, phir usse phele 6 phir 5 phir 4 phir 3 phir 2 phir 1.... aab bacha kya !

N: 10 !

C: correct aab jo bacha hai wahi aayega nah !
M thinks: bhai bhen alag hi duniya k prani hai

N: yeah batao ladki ka favorite color pink aur ladko ka favorite color blue hi kyu hota hai?

C: simple kyuki ladki ka naam PINKI aur ladko ka naam BABLUE hota hai

N: bhai you are so smart

N: aab yeah batao stars raat ko hi kyu aate hai? Din mein kyu nahi aate !

C thinks: aab star se jakar puchu kya !

C: aacha yeah bata stars kaha rhete hai
N: sky mein
C: correct ! Aur din mein sky mein kaun rheta hai

N: Sun
C: aur sun se garmi hoti hai
N: hah !
C: toh stars ko din mein bhaut garmi lagti hai, iss liye ghar k andar hi rhete hai .... raat ko jab sun chala jata hai tab stars ghar se bahar nikalte hai

N: aacha woh news suni virat aur anushka ka patch up ho gaya, yeah stars break up kyu karte jab wapas patchup karna hi hota hai bas fans ko heart attack de dete hai !

M: piddi chod nah aab ho gaya.....
N: lambu mujhe mere sare questions k answer le kar hi jane hai...... haa toh bhai batao yeah stars breakup phir patch up kyu karte rhete hai....

C: arey bacche film dekhti hai
N: haa !
C: toh film k bich mein interval hota hai nah, waise hi yeah stars log apne life mein bhi break lete rhete hai

N: aacha last question and very important questions

M close N mouth
M: chup ek dam aab no more questions
N struggle

Mu hit M
Mu: chod doll ko

N: lambu mujhe woh answer chahiye
M wishpers: woh biology book mein milega bola tha nah.....

C: manik puchne de nah last question hi toh hai naa.....

N: haa toh bhai SEX toh hum dono ne kiya tha toh phir pregnant mein SIRF kyu hui...... manik pregnant kyu nahi hua

A was sipping apple juice suddenly she spit it all out and start coughing
D massage her back

D: you
A: yeah !

Mu: nandini tujhe aise aise questions kaha se aate hai

N: it's not my question yeah sab toh baby k questions hai

Mu: manik Tera baby toh Eisenstein banega

C: answer mil gai !
N: kya !
C: football dekha hai
N: hah !
C: haa toh tum dono jab woh kar rahe the, toh in simple you guys are playing football..... jiss team ne goal maar di woh pregnant ho gaya.... aab samjhi...

N: "O" haa..... aab samajh gai......

Mu and C hi fi each other
M glare at C

M: bhaut ho gaya aab chal Dr k pass bhi jana hai