Hey fam!! ❤🙋
Hope U all are doing well..

After letting U all cry in my previous story..am back with the funny dose.. 😅

So here's the next chappy..
Pardon me if there's any mistake coz wrote it in a hurry😅

Hope U all will like it..
N sorry sorry sorry..  As am super duper late with the update this time.. 🙊

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The cafeteria was deliciously breezing with the aroma of mouthwatering appetizers.The chattering chefs can be heard from the tables, joking and teasing, or perhaps singing loudly and out of tune. The students were having there own bickering and chit chatting session over the hot topics of the campus gobbling the delicious food. Contradicting the whole buzzing scenario, a table of five was completely numb.. Pondering over the plans and situation of how to get rid of the unwanted alliance.

"Dekho.. Tum sab socho.. Mein apne samne samose ka apman hotey huye nhi dekh skta" Pandit grabbed one samosa which was lying untouched since long.

But before he could have a bite Munna smacked his hand and the samosa fell onto the plate again (coz in my pov Pandu was born to get smacks.. 😂😂) "Tujhe bas thusne ki padi hai? Yahan in dono ka baraa teraa pandraa baje huye hein".

"Bhai tu chawdaa bhul gaya.. Tabhi mein bolta thaa.. Shanti teacher ko kaam tadaa kar.. Or maths mein dhyan deh" and with this he yerned a glare from Munna. He diverted his gaze from him and again looked at those samosas helplessly n then quickly grabbed one n stuffed on his mouth"He he!! Woh mummy neh nhi sikhaya??!! arn ka anadar nhi krte"

"Bass... Ab yeh chup chap bethne se kuch nhi hoga.. Koi badey chawd hoke bolke gaye thaa na.. Ki ghar peh baat karega.. " Naina exclaimed irritated with the complete silence and said while eyeing Sameer.

Sameer was caught off guarded and thought about the flashback...

Flashback...

Sameer entered the house with continuous prayer.. Hoping to not face his dear dad first. As he didn't wanted to start his convincing mission unsuccessfully.. In favour of his luck.. His dad was out for some official work . Sighing in relief he marched towards the kitchen to try his luck on his mother first.

"Mummy... Kya bana rhi ho??!! Lao lao.. Mujhe doh.. Mein help krta hun na.. Apka yeh jawan beta hotey huye.. Aap itna bhari saman uthaoge?? Na na" he said all these in a honey sweet voice and snatched the vessel from his mom.

"Areyy.. Tu rehne deh mein kardungi..tu jaa" she gestured sweetly.

*ab help na karo toh.. Baad mein fir khud hi apne pati ke samne mera koi nhi hai...koi madad nhi krta kehti firegi. Jab krneka ka socho toh rahne deh... Yeh sab ab mat soch Sameer... Mission.. Focus!!Mummy hi pehli astra hai.. Unhe hi pehle manale shadi todwane ko*

He slowly went to his mother and back hugged her.. then continued with his mission.. "Nahi naa mummy.. Aap din bhar itna kaam krti ho.. Aap sahi they mein hi nalayak hun..bandar ke tarah uchalta rehta hun... Gaddhe ka aulad.. Meraa matlab gaddha hun... " he was up with his melodrama when her mother cut her words abruptly..

"bass bass.. Kaam kya hai bataa.. Or futt yahan se.. Mujhe bohot kaam hai." she jerked his hands and continued with her chopping..

Sameer gulped and sat on the slap infront of his mother smiling sheepishly. "Maa.. Woh mein na.. Woh baat yeh hai ki.. Woh mein.. "

"Woh.. yeh... mein.. Sehh... Yeh bhasha mujhe samajh nhi ati.. Kuch bakna hai toh bakk.. Warna nikalja"

"Kya yaar maa kabhi toh thoda ijjat dediya karo koyi.. Waise chodo.. Baat yeh hai ki mujhe woh nakchadi bandariya se shadi nhi krni"

Vishakha stopped chopping.. And gave him a angry glare while holding the knife in her hand" Apna munh kaam chalaya karr.. Woh teri dost nhi hai ab.. Teri hone wali biwi hai.. Or wese b shadi tehh ho chuki hai.. Naina jesi sudhri huyi ladki kahin nhi milta tujhe"

Sameer slipped from the kitchen slap and stood in front of her while keeping his hand on his waist " Pehli baat... Koi hone wali biwi nhi hai woh...or dost nhi dushman hai dushman... Sudhri huyi toh bilkul b nhi... Chandi ka avtar hai woh.. Bich bichme mata rani ghus jatey hein uske andar" he huffed while seething...

Vishakha didn't paid any attention towards his blabbering and looked the other side while rolling her eyes.. This increased Sameer irritation and he moved towards the kitchen door to leave.. But stopped in the mid way of hall and kitchen and shouted again..
"Aap log chahe joh b karlo.. Mein nhi karr raha shadi.. Uss junglee billi se.. Zindagi bhar jhapatti rahegi... Or chahe koi kuch b krlo..sunlo dhyan se Sameer Maheshwari kisika baap se b nhi drta".

"Achaaww!!!Apne khudke baap se toh darte hain na aap Mr. Sameer Maheshwari ji??!! "

A voice came from behind and startled him immediately... He was alarmed of the presence of his biggest terror... He slowly turned to see his father standing there with his arms crossed in front of his chest having a sarcastic tight lipped smile and stern look.

"Papp.. Papaa.. Aap kab?? kaise??yahan... Aap toh meeting" he was stunned with his father's unexpected arrival at this time.

"Kyun bhai??!! Ab mujhe apne hi ghar ko ane keliye Sameer ji ka likhit anumati chahiye kya??!! " he replied sarcastically.

*Mera bas chale toh mein...  Harr din meeting set karwadun.. Log ghar ko shanti ke liye atey hein.. Par mere ghar peh hi sabse badaa ashanti padaa hai mere zindagi ka* he muttered under his breath.

"Ab kya saanp sung gaya?! Meine sab sunliya.. Or kaan kholke sunle.. Naina jesi achchi and talented ladki tujhe saath janam mein b nhi malegi.. Toh teri shaadi ussey hi hogi bass" he declared in a stern voice.

"Esey kaisey aap kar skte ho??!! Mein nhi karne wala ussey shadi"

"Ab tu mujhse zaban ladayega?! " this time he shouted loudly flaring up in anger.

"Kya Papa aap b!! Mera zuban koi talvaar thodi hai??!! Joh mein apse uske sahare ladunga? " Sameer replied in a low voice.. With this line the servant cleaning the house chuckled who was the spectator of this drama going on since long.

"Chup!! Bohot hogaya.. Teri manmani.. Ab teri shadi Naina se hi hogi.. Agar tuney kuch b gadbad ki na.. Toh apne saman potli bandhke ready rakhna mere gharse bahar jane keliye" with this he marched towards his room.. Leaving a helpless dejected Sameer behind..

"Sameer... Kahan khogaya bhai??!! Bataa.. Baat ki kuch??!!" Munna jerked him out of his thought.

He wiped off his face with his hands.. And got up from his chair.. He faced the otherside his back towards the table and started in a dramatic way. "Woh... Haan.. Ki naa baat.. Baat kiya meine.. Ab humare ghar peh apne ek laute bete ka baat kaise tal skte hein?! Sab mante or mujhse pyar b toh utna hi krte hein na.. He he.. Mere papa toh... " he was talking non stop without facing his friends, but suddenly stopped when felt a tug in his arms at the mention of his father...

"Abey... Dekh... Tu na kisi or ko ghuma.. Tere ghar peh teri ijjat krte hein tak tera fekna thik thak hi tha.. Par plz.. Uncle tera ijjat krte hein.. Yeh fekne se pehle sochliya kar.. " Munna whispered in his ears.

Sameer turned abruptly and sat again on the chair all frustrated.." Achcha!! Thk hai...thk hai.. Saaf sidhi baat.. Mere ghar mein koi suney tak nhi yaar.. Or uss Hitler neh toh mujhe bas Ramu kaka banake rakh diya hai ghar peh yaar.. " he kept his head on Munna's shoulder and acted as if crying...

Munna parted his head"Nhi bachcha.. Koi nhi.. Ek din driver jitna ijjat toh deh hi denge uncle tujhe"

The girls chuckled with this scene. Sameer got up and gave a furious look towards Naina..
"Chup karr!!! Sab na isike wajehse ho raha.. Pataa nhi kya tantra mantra krke rakha hai.. Mere mummy daddy ke upar.. Ispe pehle se hi shak tha mujhe.. Unko iska asli khisiyani billi roop dikhta hi nhi.. Chale hein mere zindagi barbad krne"

Naina banged the table and stood up"Oyeee.... Apni manhus shakal or manhus munh dono band rakho... Samjhe.. Chai ki patti jitni ijjat b na hai.. Bada aya mera pati banne" her eyes were flaring with anger matching with the intensity on his eyes.

"Haan haan... Mein toh maraa jaa raha hun na.. Pretni jesi patni panekeliye.. "

"Dekho tum... Or ek shabd munh se nikala na toh glass fekke marungi yahin"
Naina held the glass and aimed on him.

"Bassss... Chup raho dono ke dono.. Yeh koi kurukshetra nhi canteen hai.. Ek dusre ki asliyat kabhi or mike mein chilla chilla ke bolna.. Betho ab dono" Preeti held Naina's hand and forced her sit while gesturing Sameer to do so..

"Ab mein toh hun hi sabke liye nalayak... Par yeh toh so-called perfect adarsh bachchi hai na sabka.. Yeh kyun nhi baat krti??!!" Sameer questioned crinkling his eyebrows.

Naina gave him a I will kill you look when he uttered so called.. But her attention diverted when Preeti asked the same "Haan... Naina tum dono ko agar itna hi problem hai.. Toh tuney kyun nhi baat ki ghar peh?!".

"Areyy.. Yaaarr... Tujhe kya lagta hai?! Meine nhi kiya baat.. Sab lagbhag mere baaton mein aa hi gaye they ki woh budhiyaa.. Aagayi bich mein yaar" Naina gave them the piece of information totally disappointed and pissed off with her dadi.

"Han yaar.. Woh budhiya hi sari musibaton ka jadd hai.. Pata nhi kahan se dada pardada ka katha leke tapak padi bich mein.. Wahi toh hai sari samasya ka jadd.. " Preeti joined her.

"Ab insab ka na ek hi solution hai... Musibat ka jadd ko hi khatam kardo" Pandit spoke munching his samosa who was sitting quite till now addressing the whole drama..

All eyes shifted to him giving him a horror look. As they tried to decipher his words and it's meaning..
"Abey.. Jab b munh kholta hai.. Kuch na kuch anab shanab bakta hai.. Tu apna thusne ka karyakram chalu rakh na.. 80 baras ki budhiya ko marne ka paap chadhayga yeh.. " Munna snatched his dearest samosa and gave him a earful.

"Areyy.. Yaar.. bekaar soch.. Kya kya soch rahe ho?!.. Mein toh yeh bol raha tha.. Ki Sameer ke gharwale Naina ko perfect samjhte hein.. Or Naina ke gharwale Sameer ko... Agar kuch esa kiya jaye ki.. Khud hi woh log rishte ke liye mana karde toh??!!"

"Dekh.. Tu bas naam ka pandit hai.. Toh babaji jesa bhashan bazi dena band kar or saaf saaf bataa ki tere fatey huye dudh jese dimag mein.. Kis tarah se paneer bana raha hai??!!" Sameer asked uttered irritated with his puzzled words..

Pandit got up from his chair and sat on the table.. With a swag and winning smile..
"Oh!! Dear...
Nothing to fear...
When Ur very own Samosa is right here..."
He said while smirking and twirling the samosa in his hand..

"Pandit paheliyan mat bujha.. Or saaf saaf bol idea kya hai??!!" Naina asked slightly worried this time..

"Oho!!Naina..
Tu or mat baha ganga jamna...
Tum dono bas Sameer ke ghar jao..
Mein hun na... "

"Abeyyy.. Ohhh.. Tuttey huye stage show ka sadaa hua shayar.. Ab plan batayega ya chappal kholke lagaun ek.. Saraa dimag thikane  aa jayega. " His poor shayari just lit up the rage within Sameer.

"Eehhh!!! Bhai tere liye mein itni mushkil se apna bahumulya dimag ka istemal kar raha hun.. Or tu hai ki mujhe hi sunaya jaa raha hai.. Mein bol raha hun na.. Mujhpe saab chod doh.. Aaj Vishakha aunty neh Naina ko khane peh bulaya hai na.. Tum dono bas ghar pohuncho.. Or haan.. Joh b kuch b puche, bas apna mundi haan mein hila dena.. Baki sab mujhpe chod deh.. Aaj tera rishta tutke hi rahega" Pandit declared with a grin on his face.. Flaring on the hope in the helpless souls present out there..

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Sameer and Naina entered in Sameer's house as Vishakha had invited her for lunch. Sameer took slow steps inside the Villa uncertain of the scenario and heaved a sigh of relief when saw everything normal.

As soon as they entered the house. Vishakha was all ready to welcome her sweetheart.. "Aa gaye dono.. Aao beta.. Yahan beth.. Aaj meine sab tera favorite dishes banaya hua hai" she pulled Naina in and made her sit on the sofa..

"Haan haan.. Ab mujhe kon puchta hai.. Mein toh Mr. India ban gaya hun na.. Kisiko dikhta kahan hun?!" Sameer murmured and sat on the adjacent sofa..

"Mummy... Papa kahin dikhayi nhi deh rahe hein.??!!. Shukr hai ghar peh nhi hai... Warna laal chashma toh bas unhi ke pas hai.. Unhe sirf mein hi dikhta hun.. Bejjati karne" Sameer asked his mother scanning the hall and study which was visible from the hall.

"Yahan wahan dekhke itna b khush mat ho... Tere pujya pitaji room mein hai.. Kuch kaam kar rahe hein atey hi honge" Vishakha said to Sameer's outmost disappointment making Naina chuckle at Sameer's reaction.

The ladies were having there chit chat session.. and Vishakha was asking about the well being of Naina and her family.. Mean while Sameer was all engrossed in his phone least bothered about the surrounding thinking about the plan that Pandit have to execute about which he wasn't even aware of.. But silently prayed his so called master plan to be successful in breaking the unwanted alliance.

While all these they heard.. Vivek howling Sameer's and Vishakha's name from the room.. Sameer gave a loh inka firse shuru hogaya look towards Vishakha.. They all got up from there seats when saw Vivek striding towards them while giving a horrified look to Sameer.

*Pata nhi ab kya bomb futega... Lagta hai Pandit ka plan kaam kargeya*

Sameer's thought was broke by his father's question..

"Sameer.. Yeh sab mein kya sun raha hun?!" Vivek asked gaping at him.

Even Naina was happy thinking about Pandit's plan working.. But no one was aware of the approaching storm created by Pandit's irresponsibility.

"Konsi baat Papa.?!. Joh b ho.. Ab aap yeh rishta todh deh bas" his only focus was to hear the alliance was broken from his father.

"Pehle bataa.. Ki joh phone call aya tha.. Kya woh sab sach tha?" Vivek asked again.. Confusing the other mere spectators present there.

Sameer remembered Pandit's advice and nodded a yes without even asking about the phone call. And that was it.. Before he could register anything, he felt a hard slap on his cheeks.

"Ab yeh rishta toh zarur tudega... Kyunki joh kuch b uss phone call ke baad mujhe pataa chala hai.. Mein yeh rishta tod raha hun.." Vivek announced and moved upstairs hastily after giving a dreading look to Sameer.

Sameer forgot his pain and was doing happy dance inside.. Naina was a bit shocked with the sudden reaction of Vivek but then the good news made her happy as well. They thanked Pandit in their mind while giving a thumbs up to each other. But at the next moment all where confused and stunned when saw Vivek returning back with a bag in his hand.

Before Vishakha could ask anything he showed his palm and made her quite. He threw the bag towards Sameer and marched to him.

"Haan.. Rishta nhi hoga.. Kyunki tu aaj isi waqt iss ghar se bahar nikal raha hai" he was seething in anger.

Sameer was flabbergasted with this sudden turn of event and asked with a shaky voice"Par Pappaa.. Meine esa kya..." he was unable to complete his words as he got a tight slap from his father.

"Munh mat khol apna.. Esey karname ke liye jata hai college?! "and with this he got another slap on his other cheek. Both Sameer and Naina all were surprised will be an understatement .

Vishakha held her husband's hand trying to save his son from his continuous wrath "Rukiye.. Jawan bete peh esey hath utha rahe hein.. Hua kya hai joh aap mere bete ko marey jaa rahe hein".

"Woh toh tum apne bete ko pucho.. Kitne ladkiyon ke sath rasleela krne jata hai college tumhara yeh krishan kanhiya" he was blazing with anger and with this he pushed him hastily towards the main door.

"Parr papa meine kab??!!"

"Tuney khud manaa hai sab.. Or fir ab jhut bol raha hai.. Tumhe pataa hai Vishakha.. Uss call peh mujhe uss ladki neh yeh bola ki yeh harr din ladkiyan badalta rehta hai.. Kiss toh iske liye aam baat hai.. Or yahan hum iske rishte ke barey mein baat kar rahe hein" he slapped him again and held him from his collar.

Sameer and Naina was shocked to the hell by knowing all the mess.. Before he defend himself Vivek pushed him harshly..

"Jaa nikal jaa.. Esey nalayak bete se toh beaulad hona hi behtar hai.. Areyy kamse kaam apne baap ka toh sochleta... Ab kiss munh se mein Anand ko face karunga?!" he was hurt while thinking of the misery that was created by his own child. Vishakha and Naina were standing rooted at there places couldn't help but watch helplessly..

"Parr papa.. Sachme meine kuch.. " with this he yearned another rough slap.

"Chupp karke nikalja gharse.. Mera parvarish kabhi esa nhi ho skta.. Tu itna characterless hoga yeh meine kabhi nhi sochatha"he pushed Sameer out of the house and raised his hand to slap him again.. Sameer closed his eyes in anticipation of getting a slap .. But didn't felt any harsh pain on his cheeks.. And slowly opened his eyes to see Naina standing between him and his father.

He was shocked to see the view.. He never expected Naina to stop his father.. As he always had a perception that Naina enjoys these type of fiascos on him.

"Bass.. Uncle.. Yeh sab jhoot hai.. Woh phone call b jhoot hi thaa.. Manti hun Sameer awaragardi karta firta hai.. Irresponsible b hai.. Padhai mein b average hai.. Bandarr b bulati hun.. But he isn't and was never  characterless.. Aapne yeh sab sach mana b kaise?! Jab isne haan bolatha usko khudko pataa nhi thaa ki baat kya hai?! Uncle yeh college mein koi b ladki ke sath koi esa wesa harkat nhi krta" Naina was furious yet sober while explaining the whole fact.

Vivek and Vishakha stood at there spot seeing a fierce Naina defending Sameer. Vivek felt guilty of not trusting his son.. As well as Vivek and Vishakha adored the way she protected him. They were proud of themselves for choosing Naina as the life partner of Sameer.

Vivek went near Sameer and patted his cheeks while looking down in mortification.. Muttered a sorry and went to his room. Vishakha followed her husband very well aware of his condition.

Whereas,Sameer stood flabbergasted seeing this side of Naina.. He never expected this sudden outburst of Naina that too infront of his father and the most unexpected thing is for him . Was that something else??!! Does Naina has some soft corner for him??!!No it can't be possible... It's definitely not.. Naina can't tolerate wrong in front of her eyes.. might be that's the reason.. Sameer was totally confused with this sudden turn up of the scenario.

Even Naina's condition was not different though.. She was totally lost and muddled with her own reaction. She wasn't able to decifer the cause of her own impulsiveness. Was she hurt because Vivek addressed Sameer as characterless?! Or she couldn't tolerate the continuous slaps showered on Sameer?! Had she not enjoyed everytime when Sameer got punished due to her.. But what irked her today?! It definitely wasn't anything else... It must be because she couldn't see her dearest uncle being hurt so much.. Yes.. She got the answer but was still confused that it was for her uncle or Sameer.

They both were standing in the hall lost in their own thoughts. Naina shrugged off these feelings which were pondering over her heart and mind as well.. And decided to leave the place. Sameer was jerked off his thoughts when saw Naina leaving. He ran behind her to have a talk.

"Nainaaa... Nainaaa.. Ruko.." he called out her but she ignored him and walked quickly as she didn't wanted to face him right now.

He ran faster  to reach her. Then he caught hold of her hand and jerked her towards him. She lost her balance and directly fell on him.  Instinctively her hands got clutched on his shoulders tightly and she closed her eyes with a gasp... Sameer went dumbfounded on this sudden move and looked at her. She shut her eyes tightly scared to fall... scared of any hurt and her lips were muttering some quick prayer to save herself. A soft smile curved his lips seeing the fighter Naina this scared. He was looking at her without a blink as she slowly opened her eyes when felt no movement. And their eyes met for few moment but then she registered their position and pushed him away from her.
"Durr raho mujhse... Samjhe" she pointed a finger towards her.

He was irked with her behaviour. He held her finger and pulled her near him again.
"Ek toh girne se bachaya.. Uparse sunao b.. Wese woh andar kya thaa??!! Achanak tum kabse mujhe bachane lagi?!" he asked looking to her eyes.

She freed herself from her hold and looked here and there but she had to give him a answer "Oh hello!! Koi hallucitation mein na raho.. Mein koi superwomen banke tumhe bachane nhi aagayi... Woh toh.. woh.. Uncle ko esey apne parvarish peh disappointed dekh mujhe achaa nhi lagaa"

He gave a oh I knew it!! look and continued.. "Tum joh heroine giri dikhake ayi ho na andar.. Pataa hai na.. Kitni badi musibat leke aagayi.. Kya zarurat thi itna lamba chauda bhashan jhadne ki?!"

"Tum na mujhe blame karna band karo.. Or Pandit ka socho.. Mujhe pehle se pataa tha.. Ki ussey kuch nhi hone wala fir b bharosa kiya.. Par isne toh or musibat badhaa di.." she tried to divert the topic in order to avoid his interrogation and was successful.

"Haan.. Uss  chamanchuze ko toh mein kal dekhlunga.. Gadhaa kahinka.. Kuch nhi hoga ussey.. Uske wajehse bewahja mere gaal sujh gaye" he placed both his hand on his cheeks while making faces and mentally noted beat Pandit as harsh as possible.

Naina chuckled with his cute gesture"Haan toh gaddhe ke sath rahega toh gaddha toh banna hi tha"

Before Sameer could get the hidden taunt in her words she had already left the place. He stumped his foot and went inside.

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Finally am back with an update..
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This chapter was specially dedicated to my Ashu di Doraashi ❤. I really wanted to upload it earlier but failed for some reason..

Ignore my mistake if any.. 😅 as I've not rechecked the update..

And sorry once again.. Coz am too late I know it.. And I'll try to update more quickly this time..

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Jyoti.. ❤