Rex blinked as he looked at the transfer student. White hair that is similar to freshly fallen snow with blue eyes as beautiful as a clear lake. It can't be!

"Hello, everyone! I'm Kiana Kaslana and it's nice to meet you, please take care of me," Kiana said with a smile, although he felt her gaze focus on him. 

Beside him, Mei raised a brow as she looked at him curiously. 

"Miss Kaslana, please take a seat beside Mister Crozzo," Hearing that, Rex blinked as he found himself in between the seats of his friend and best friend. Before he knew it, Kiana was already beside him. 

"So? Did I surprise you?" Kiana asked with a smile as she took her seat. 

"You did," Rex replied as he smiled at her, a smile that only Mei has seen in private and he gave it to the girl beside him. 

"Good, better prepare your wallet," Kiana said with a grin as she took her notebook, and much to his shock, Kiana started to study and pay attention to the lesson. 

"I think I'm high..." Rex whispered as he looked at Kiana, studying diligently, instead of being the normal Tuna that he knew. An expression that no one else has seen, making every student and even the teacher how the two know each other. 

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Hearing the bell ring, Rex moved quickly, cleaning his school supplies as he looked at Kiana, being surrounded by their classmates. 

"So, Kaslana-Chan, how do you know Crozzo-san?" A random student asked and Rex saw the glint in her eyes as she looked at him.

"Easy... Rex is my first..." Kiana said with a shy voice as she hid her face. 

"EH!?!" 

Mei looked at Rex in confusion, wondering if it was real. 

"I'm gonna smack you, you idiot tuna," Rex whispered through gritted teeth as tick marks formed on his forehead. 

"Who are you calling an idiot tuna!?!" Kiana suddenly said as she stood up. "You dumb red cross!" 

"I told you Rin tripped and threw paint on me!" Rex said as the two glared at each other. 

"Hah! So you admit that you're dumb!" Kiana said proudly as their classmates looked at the two in shock. Their classmate usually only talked with Mei or he was talked to but the new girl. "It's okay Rex, you can be dumb and I will take care of you," Kiana said with a grin. 

"That would be a nightmare," Rex said, shivering at the prospect ever since he experienced the horror of the Kaslana Cuisine. Ever since that day, he had made fortifications to keep them out. 

"Hey! I'm not that bad!" Kiana said with a pout. "Only in cooking..."

"I know, but at least you're not as bad as big sis Kal," Hearing those words, the best friends shivered as they remembered the Yandere wars, leaving the two holding onto each other with Seele and Rin as they sacrificed Reve to Rita for further protection from the angry Kallen. 

Sacrifices were made, the bloodline was secured (probably) and Elysia dominated the battle for Rein's heart. After all, Reve's virginity was nothing compared to their lives and Rita was in a very good mood. She even baked him his favorite! 

"Oh, Kiana, this is Mei," Hearing the name of a girl with a very teeny tiny slight of fondness made Kiana frown a bit until she saw her. A beautiful girl with purple hair. Okay, she can forgive him for hanging out with other girls not related... 

"Hello, Kaslana-san," Mei said with a bow as she looked at her, keeping close to her friend, Rex. 

"Oh, boy," Rex said as he watched as Kiana, with glinting eyes looked at Mei. 

"Hello, beautiful. I am Kiana Kaslana but you can call me-ack!" Before she can finish her sentence, Rex moved and flicked her forehead. 

"We talked about this, Kiana," Rex said tiredly. 

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Mei smiled as she made another friend, Kiana Kaslana, sure she was... odd, but in a good way. 

"Mei-Senpai! You look so good in that dress," Kiana said as the three found themselves in a boutique. Rex nodded at her, showing that he agreed with what Kiana said. 

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Meanwhile: 

Mobius smiled as she took a sip from her cup of tea as she sat in front of Reinhardt with Elysia beside him. After all, she was his personal doctor through a contract. 

"Congratulations are in order, Rein," Mobius said with a smile. "Elysia is pregnant," 

Hearing those words, Rin popped her head out of a vase and Reve did the same but through a hidden compartment behind a painting. 

Hearing those words, Rein blinked as he processed those words.

Babies, cute, pudgy little shits...

What?!

"Good, next time, I expect you to put one on me as well," Mobius said and while Reinhardt took it as a joke, Elysia's eyes narrowed coldly at Mobius. 

"Reve!"Rin cried out, hugging her surrogate brother. 

"Rin!" reve did the same.

"The bloodline has an heir!" The idiots cried out. 

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Rex blinked as he found himself in an apartment, he can't remember much other than sneaking out to meet his best friend for a movie night. Wait... did he drink that stupid Grimace shake? Why the hell is his body sore and why does he feel that he has scratches on his back?!  

"Morning," Hearing the sweet voice of his best friend, the young man blinked as he found Kiana smiling at him, using him as a mattress without any clothes like him. Oh, they were naked...

HOLY SHIT?!

Seeing his reaction, Kiana smiled as she traced patterns on his chest. 

"Rex," Kiana whispered sweetly as he looked at her. "take responsibility, okay?" Kiana said with a smile. 

'Uncle Ziggy is gonna kill me...' Rex thought as he watched Kiana throw the covers off and smirked at him with hunger in her eyes. 

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In the Kaslana household,

Siegfried blinked as he looked around. Was someone talking about him? Shrugging, the young man looked at a photo of him and the Father of the Crozzo three and remembered the drunken shenanigans they pulled. 

"Dear!" Cecilia said with a smile. "My senses are tingling!" 

"Huh?" Ziggy said, looking at his wife. 

"Something happened between Rex and KIana!" 

Siegfried loved his daughters a lot and he would be protective but in this case, he wished that Rex find strength. 

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Omake: 

Ren blinked as he found himself on one of Fu Hua's pavilions on top of the bed as Fu Hua looked at him as she removed an outer robe. 

"Ren, Ren, Ren," Fu Hua whispered as she took a step closer to him until she was walking on all fours on top of the bed as she had him under her. "You kept being blind to my advances so, now I will be direct." 

"Uhm, Hua... Are you okay? Your eyes..." 

Fu Hua licked her lips as she looked at him with heart-shaped pupils. 

Screams of pleasure from the two echoed in the Pavillion for a month straight as the Phoenix spent several thousand years and decades of being unknowingly seduced by the great dragon. 

A blooming Fu Hua exited the room with a smile on her face after the month was finished as Ren tiredly limped out of the room, looking thin and drained.