Namjoon's POV:

"Son, we're alright! Don't worry abouuuut us!!" My parents slurred. I insisted on staying with them, but they told me they would be okay on their own, so I left them in their bedroom and made my way back to my own bedroom. It was pretty dark outside already
ever since the sun set.

I enjoy the darkness and the natural brightness of the moonlight, so I had turned my lights off when I entered my room. I lay down on my bed and pulled the bedsheets over me, feeling cold. It was chilly in my room, so I bundled up with my warm covers and saw
I had an unread message from Jin.

"Aww, I wonder what my Jinnie sent me." I opened my message box and up came a picture of a dick. A dick I had only seen once.

It was Jin's.

I no longer felt cold anymore, feeling my blood pressure rise up by seeing the risky photo.

Jin: [💋Having fun, daddy?💋] First a nude pic and now my nickname is "Daddy"? Okay, I'm convinced that they hacked Jin.

There is no way THAT'S the Kim Seokjin I know.

Namjoon: [Please tell me an Incubus possessed you and sent me that picture.] He took a while to reply. I wonder what he's doing right now.

Nevermind! I don't want to know! Or... Do I?

Jin: [Incubus? Okay! Jinnie will be your Incubus if you'll be my Daddy 😈👅] I was still confused.

Namjoon: [I don't understand. We were in the kid's side of the arcade, how did YOU get drunk? Did the bastard who kissed you have alcohol in his mouth or something?]

Jin: [Jinnieeee hoey!]

Jin: [Honey*] Oh, well, that's better than what he texted before. At least.

Jin: [HORNY.]

Namjoon: [TF? WHAT!?]

Jin: [Horny! I'm horny!!] This bitch. I'm about to have a heat stroke because of a fox, unbelievable.

Namjoon: [Who are you? The only Jin I know is innocent as hell!] I rewrote what I sent a few seconds later.

Namjoon: [Ah, No. Not Hell, I meant Heaven*] I felt sweat beads form on the top of my head.

Jin: [Come over tonight.] He's trying to get my ass beat by both his parents AND mine. What's with Jin?

Namjoon: [Are you crazy?! Your parents will ground you for life and fucking murder me!]

Jin: (Kim Seokjin sent a photo) ... You have to be kidding me.

Jin: [Fine, stay home :( I'll have to have fun all by myself.]

Namjoon: [Don't you dare. Open your window, I'm on my way.]

Jin: [Don't take too long, or I'll start without you 💧💋🔥]

I swear, if I get my ass wooped because of Jin's dick-

Oh well, fuck it. I'll just camp on top of his tree if I have to, but I'm getting that ass.