Requested by DameFlemmarde on Fanfiction

Author's Note: I had so many ideas for this fanfic, and so I put them all in one humorous piece!

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   On a normal day, Dr. Mario was dealing with his patients, mostly the smashers. He assisted them with any problem, especially things like viral infections. But the most common ailments were the most avoidable ones. 

   "Aye doc, can you fix my teeth up for me?" Bowser asked in his office.

   "Why sure! What's troubling you old fri-"

   Bowser opened up his mouth and showed his plaque covered and cavity filled teeth, his blackened gums, whatever horrors that were in this fire-breathing turtle's colossus mouth. The doctor swore he saw a giant bug emerge from the murky depths of his throat.

   Just the sight alone made Dr. Mario nauseous. "M-mamma mia." 

   "Yeah, it's really bad. But can you help me with this problem? It's been killing me! I've been aching all over the place." 

   Dr. Mario sighed in defeat. "Yes." He led Bowser to his dentist office and endured the hellish nightmare that was cleaning his mouth.

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You thought that was crazy? Oh no, Mario has dealt with a lot worse! He had to deal with horrible gashes, toys being wedged up the young smashers' noses, and being bombarded with questions by Peach in how to lose weight even though she was literally a pencil, and having to deal with broken bones due to horribly stupid stunts done by the teen smashers, most notably Dark Pit. All of this could easily be avoidable, but not many of the smashers really pay attention to their health and well-being like some westerners.

   Dr. Mario was the only person that could restore healthy order along the smasher in the mansion and that was his life ever since Melee. But things started to change when Master Hand introduced new Nintendo contestants to Smash 4, and one of them had similarities to him. 

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   During his leisure, Dr. Mario would go to a cafe in Smashville to enjoy some warm tea and freshly baked cake to nibble on. He entered the store and sat at a table all by his lonesome. He typed away on his phone to talk with other fellow doctors on the internet or read a book, just to enjoy some peace and quiet from the others. 

   Yet, of course, he can't always escape their clutches. Next to his table was Ness and he was eating a whole chocolate cake all by himself. It was only one layer, but it didn't change the fact on how sugary inducing it could be, especially that it's chocolate and had all sorts of colorful frosting and sprinkles on it. Crumbles clustered on the table after each bite, there was frosting all over his cheeks. 

   The scene just ruined his mood. Some kids don't know what table manners are, Dr. Mario thought. He got up and was about to say something to Ness when suddenly he heard a voice that was music to his ears. 

   "D-don't eat all of it now, Ness! Just because I brought it for you, doesn't mean you have to eat it whole!" He watched as a lady came from the restroom came from the bathroom and rushed over to Ness. Her glossily grey ponytail flopped from side to side with each stride she made. Her colorless eyes expressed much urgency with her sickening snowy, bright white body. 

   "Don't worry, I was going to save you a piece." Ness smiled grinned.

   "Thanks for the offer Ness, but you can have it all. Yet, I didn't want you to eat it in a rush."

   "B-but I thought we were going to leave this place? You can't take your food to go here, right?" 

   "No, no, sweety. You can take it to go. And besides, we have all the time in the world. It's only the evening. The only concern I have is that you're eating the cake so quickly. It could really pose some health problems, like your poor stomach and all of those carbs in your body at once."

   Now she was speaking Dr. Mario's language.

   "O-oh, I'm sorry." The young boy looked down at his plate in shame. "Now I didn't get to savor my cake..."

   "It's fine, sweety. I can always buy you another one once we revisit here. I don't enough cash to spare for another one-" 

   All of the sudden, Dr. Mario's spoke without a second thought. "I can buy you another one." 

   The lady turned around and look down at the Italian dressed in doctor attire. "Oh! Doctor Mario! That's really kind of you, but you don't have to do that. I don't want it to be a waste of your money." 

   He was caught off guard that she knew him, but he shouldn't be surprised since smashers have grown quite a name. Except, he had always been cast into the shadows. "No, no. I get paid well, and so buying a simple cake is no big deal." He got out his wallet. 

   "Well, thank you, Dr. Mario." 

   "Woohoo! More cake!" Ness cheered.

   "Na-uh-uh, you will have to eat it later. I don't want you getting sick," she said sternly. 

   "Never knew you could be such a mom, Wii Fit Trainer." Ness joked, which got out a chuckle from her.

   The smartsy plumber dropped his wallet. "You're Wii Fit Trainer?! From the Wii Fit? How did you get recruited into smash?" 

   "I know right?! It's crazy to imagine, me, in all of it. But Master Hand wanted to add something refreshing and new into smash, and so asked me and my brother if we wanted to join? It was an offer of a lifetime, and so we both had to take it!" 

   "Wow. I came from Dr. Mario, and I thought I would never see the spotlight especially with my twin having numerous sequels to his titles. I guess I'm not the only oddball out then." He picked up his wallet and took out a twenty. He paid for a cake for her and handed it to her. 

   "Glad to see I'm not the only one. And thank you again." She smiled before giving the cake to Ness. "Can you store it in your backpack?" 

   "Of course I can!" He took the cake, opened the backpack, and the delicious treat magically warped inside it. "Now we can go do some yoga?"

   "Why, of course! I have never seen a kid so excited to do yoga before."

  "I wanna see if I can touch my face with my own feet!" The child said boastfully.

   "Doctor Mario, do you mind joining us?" Wii Fit asked.

   "Sure, it's been a while since I've really done yoga." He did have time to spare, and so why not spend it with his newfound friend? 

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In the gym down below, three of the smashers had prepped their mats. There was calming music being played by a radio and a couple of scented candles to give off a heavenly scent. 

   "To start off the experience, I will add sound to our experience." Wii Fit sat down on her mat and then ringed a chime. "Close your eyes. Feel each and individual vibration from the sound waves."

   Both of the male smashers sat on their mats and closed their eyes to hear the ringing. Doctor Mario smiled, already feeling the most relaxed in years. But his eyes shot open when he heard Ness's loud chattering.

   "Oh! Oh! Now can we do that yoga move where we touch our head with our feet," Ness said.

   "Woah, woah there." She giggled. "Let's not rush. Dr. Mario just joined us. Surely, he needs to warm up."

   "N-no, I can do it," Dr. Mario said. 

   "Wait, you can? Wow, that'll be exciting to see!" Wii Fit exclaimed.

   "Yeah! Go, Doctor Mario!" Ness propped himself to watch him.

   Maybe I can impress her. Show her that I'm not just a doctor, he thought. Doctor Mario smirked to himself. "I am indeed quite flexible. This will be a piece of cake." He laid upside down onto his belly. He lifted up his feet into the air and arched them backward, yet they didn't get too far. He tried to go further but only caused uncomfortable straining.

   Wii Fit trainer could see his face reddening all over his face and his eyes were ready to pop out of his sockets. "O-oh my goodness! Are you sure you can do this by yourself?" 

   "Why of course!" He lied. His body was begging him to stop and now he was asking himself why he chose the stupidest life choices. He would certainly brake like a toothpick if he were to go further beyond, but he was too lovestruck to think it through.

   He grabbed both of his feet and then placed them on his feet. "Y-you see!" He accomplished it, but he was having the worst back pain in his life. 

    But that wasn't the scariest part, oh no!

   All of the sudden, Doctor Mario felt his body going forwards. His face smashed against the floor, smooshing his nose. But he didn't stop there, he just kept on moving forward until he became a human wheel. He watched as his world kept rotating and rotating. He couldn't stop himself, his body was stiff and so he couldn't untangle himself. "H-help!" He screamed. 

   Ness only fell back onto his mat and burst into laughter.

   "Doctor Mario!" Wii Fit ran after him, but my goodness, he was going quite fast. So fast that he went under her legs, out the door, and out into the hallway in a matter of seconds. But she wasn't willing to give up that easy. She went out of the training room and chased after the doctor. "Don't worry, I'm coming!" 

   The poor entangled smasher kept going and going as other smashers watched by in shock. Finally, he crashed himself into the wall, stopping his momentum and forcefully unraveled himself.  But goodness, it was the worst pain he had ever felt. He sat up and rubbed his aching back. "Mama mia."

   Wii Fit caught up to him. "Doctor Mario, are you ok?"

   "If you find being a human donut enjoyable." 

   "You must be in horrible pain then." She grabbed his gloved hand and lifted him up to his feet, which made him blush. "C'mon, I know a way to heal you."

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The two went outside of the mansion of the backyard. The sun was beating down on them and the heat from it was bearable. Doctor Mario was sitting on the ground while Wii Fit was facing the sun.

   "How is sitting out here going to help me again?" He said as he fanned himself.

   "I know a trick I can show you. Just watch." She spread out her arms and raised them out into the arm. She began storing the sun's energy to her chest, a shining sphere growing infront of her. She faced towards the doctor and shot the sphere at him. "Salute the sun!"

   What is she doing? Attacking me?, Doctor Mario thought frantically. It was coming for him at such ferocious speeds that he could only close his eyes and face it head on. Yet, he didn't feel anything. He opened his eyes and saw that nothing was changed except he doesn't feel any of his sores anymore. "What was that?"

   "It's my special move! I can channel the sun's energy while I praise its healthy goodness! Then I can aim that energy to my enemies to make them taste their own medicine. But outside of the smash arena, I can use it to heal allies. Awesome isn't it?"

   "B-but how? You're just a-"

   "A fitness expert, I know. But Master Hand gave me that ability. He works wonders!" 

   Doctor Mario shouldn't really think all too hard about it anyway. Yes, her power was quite strange in her field, but there are other stranger abilities out there. He throws pills the size of footballs for christ sakes, and so he what was he complaining about. 

   "Well, indeed he does." Doctor Mario got to his feet and dusted himself off. "I do feel better, and so props to you."

   "Glad to hear. But I have one question for you."

   "And what is that?"

   "I knew you were struggling with yoga earlier, but why didn't you stop? You caused yourself more harm than good. None of this didn't have to happen."

   "Well, I just wanted to do it."

   "Just for the sake of doing it?"

   "No, no..." He sighed. "I just wanted to impress you." 

   "Impress me?" Wii Fit was quite surprised to hear. "I thought you liked impressing Princess Peach." 

   "Well, no. She and I don't really have that much chemistry and all she gives me is cake. Besides, I'm fine with my clone saving her from the numerous castle's she's been in! You know how hectic my life would be if I was to be a doctor of the smash mansion and save Princess Peach on numerous quests?" 

   Wii Fit chuckled. "My, that would be hectic!" 

   "Well, it still is hectic since I have to deal with all the nonsense in my doctor's office. You should see how careless some of the others are with their body! It's ridiculous how many doctor's appointments I get these days." 

   "I can help with that! Why I can advocate them. I can start up yoga and exercise classes in the gym and teach them how to have a healthy lifestyle. I am a fitness trainer. I'll make sure not to be too pushy about it or they'll start calling me mom!" She couldn't help but snicker.

   "That'll be great! That put less stress on me. I can't thank you enough."

   "If you're still stressed, you and I can have our own personal yoga class if you need more relaxation." Then a sly smirk appeared on her face. "I can also give you more than just cake."

   "I can't thank you enough-, w-what?" His cheeks grew a pink. Did he hear that correctly?

   Wii Fit only smiled at his reaction. "No problem, it's my specialty!"