This is probably the most beautiful thing I've created in my lifetime. I dunno why I stopped making wired cp edits xD

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It was a normal day. Yuka Mochida and her family were in the car on the way to Wal-Mart, the place where they got their groceries and other crap. "Mommy, can we get Pocky?" Yuka asked, "I heard they got a new bacon flavour!" She cheered happily and started to clap her hands like a freakin' seven year old. Satoshi and his parents chuckled, "Sure dear." She's fourteen, she's fourteen.. Her parents and Satoshi thought.

"Can... Can Yuka get a Barbie doll too?" She twiddled her thumbs around. "If your onii-chan will take you to the toys section." Her mother said. Yuka looked happily to her brother, who was sitting next to her in the car. He smiled back to his little sister. "Yaaaaaaay!" Yuka got even happier. She loved Barbie dolls.
Once they got to Wal-Mart, Yuka and Satoshi split ways with their parents. The siblings were heading towards the toys section. Before the toys section, they had to pass the home section. Yuka always hated to go to those home stores. They were so boring. In the home section, Yuka looked to her left hand side. Yes, the beauty.

There she saw it.

The perfect thing. It was practically a gift from God, the cheap store lights shining directly upon it. The toilet. It's porcelain white bowl and tank; with its matching porcelain seat. She could hear it call out towards to her: Yuka.. Sit upon me, my child.

"ーSenpai.."  Satoshi could hear her mutter something. "Yuka? What's wrong?" Her head moved towards him. He could see the shine and glitter in her small blue eyes: "Toilet-Senpai.." Yuka knew it was first love. She wiggled her hand out of Satoshi's and ran towards the toilet. It was calling for her. Craving her. "Toilet-Senpai. A-Are you ready for this? I won't want to be too rough on you." She stroked the tank with a hand.

A-Ah~... Yes, My child. Sit upon me.

Yuka sat on the toilet, her face turning red as dark as blood. Satoshi looked at her and raised an eyebrow. "...Yuka?" She twirled her thumbs together and looked to her feet that were dangling off the toilet. "...Don't look... It's embarrassing.."

This child has lost it! Satoshi thought, running to get his parents in the food section. Yuka giggled and stoked the side of the seat. "Now me and Senpai are alone together~!"

A few minutes had passed and Satoshi ran back with his parents. His parents were bumping into everyone with their shopping cart--which was mostly filled with potatoes and lettuce. They all came back to see something weird. Weirder than Yuka acting like a seven year old; she was kissing the tank of the toilet with a deep blush on top of her face. There were tiny plastic toilets next to her. She saw her parents and brother and turned to them. "Mommy, Daddy, Onii-Chan... I'm getting married. To Toilet-Senpai. We already have a child!" She picked up the small, plastic toilet and started to cradle it like a baby. She wiggled her finger in front of the plastic toilet and giggled. "We have to buy Senpai and bring him home with us."

Her mom and dad exchanged looks with one another. Their daughter lost her mind. Yuka's dad sighed, "Fine."
Yuka's face brightened up into a grin as she hugged Toilet-Senpai. "We're getting married!"

-10 years later

Yuka lived in her home, with Toilet-Senpai. She stayed next to Toilet-Senpai in the bathroom every minute of her life. She loved Toilet-Senpai to the world and back. Even everyday she will wash Toilet-Senpai to keep him clean. He still looked the same over the years. The same Toilet-Senpai was there. Yuka still had the small plastic toilets with her, as they were her children. And mothers cannot leave their children. Yuka and Toilet-Senpai were a happy couple.

-End

Well, happy Valentine's Day you lonely ants! =w=

P.S. I also had a phobia of toilets when I was little #moreyouknow