I DID say I would make a sequel to that abomination xD And yes, that is the same picture but I just put Christmas hats on them. Might as well get festive..

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It was December 24th, Christmas Eve. The Mochida's were having their yearly Christmas dinner and gift unwrapping with the rest of their family. The grandparents, aunts, uncles and cousins were all there. Everyone was sitting at the dining room table, picking out a turkey and other foods with hungry forks. Everyone was talking and having a good time. There was one person missing, though. It was Yuka Mochida. Her mom, dad and brother all knew where and what she was doing, but they never said anything due to embarrassment.

Yuka was upstairs in her room, putting the finishing touches on her date. "Hehe, you will look so pretty!" Yuka giggled to her date. She paused for a moment, then giggled again, as if she was getting a response back from the date. "Oh, don't worry! My family will definitely accept you~! They don't judge, so don't worry!" Yuka giggled once more as she wrapped her arms around her date and kissed the top of him.

She called for her dad to help bring her date downstairs, since he was quite heavy. Her dad came upstairs and picked him up. "Be gentle! He's mine!" Yuka's father rolled his eyes and walked out of the room, holding the date. Yuka skipped after him all the way downstairs. They went into the dining room and Yuka's father set her date on a chair, in front of a plate and cutlery. The relatives all stared at the date with confused faces and dropping jaws. One of the cousins even dropped their fork. Yuka giggled and sat down next to her date.

"I-Is that a toilet wearing a bow tie and makeup?!" One of her aunts pointed to the toilet next to Yuka. "Yes, It is! This is Toilet-Senpai, my boyfriend!" Yuka said happily as she hugged the toilet. "So that's what you meant when you said you 'got a boyfriend'," one of the cousins mumbled. Yuka happily nodded in response and kissed the tank of the toilet. Her mother sighed from across the table, signalling that they should just eat and accept that Yuka is dating a toilet. They all continued to eat their turkey dinner until Yuka started talking again. "Oh yeah! Toilet- Senpai and I already have three kids!"

The whole family paused once more, and someone even spit out their food. "WHAT?"
Satoshi, who was sitting next to Yuka, face palmed and groaned. "Really Yuka...?"
They all heard someone mumble, "I have to see it to believe it."
Yuka got out of her chair and stood up, "I will show you! I have to feed them too!" She darted upstairs to her room, leaving the whole family confused once more. After a few minutes of suspense, Yuka came back downstairs holding three miniature plastic toilets. She set them down in front of her plate and sat down.

She pointed to the toilet furthest left. It was wearing a miniature sized tutu, "This is Seiko. She is my eldest child."
She pointed to the middle toilet. It was also wearing a miniature sized tutu. "This is Piko. I don't know why I named him that, but it was based off a weird anime my friends told me to watch!"
She pointed to the final Toilet. It was wearing a tiny black hat that said dude on it. "..And this is Bob. He's going through that rebellious teenager stage at the moment."

Her family didn't have enough time to process this information when Yuka picked up the plate full of food that was sitting in front of Toilet-Senpai and opened the toilet's lid. She scraped the food into the toilet, then closed the lid. She pat the toilet's tank. "He likes the food!" Yuka proceeded to feed each of her children the same way. She took a little bit of turkey and opened the lids. She placed some turkey in each of the toilets before closing the lids. She was having some trouble putting turkey in Bob though. "Oh, don't you talk back to me! You're going to eat your dinner, and you are going to like it!" She jammed the piece of turkey in Bob before closing his lid. "Phew.." Yuka sighed and wiped her forehead of any sweat. She continued to eat her own dinner like nothing strange ever happened.
The rest of the guests stared at her with the most weirdest and confused faces ever.

They eventually finished and ate their dessert. They all moved to the living room and started to open their gifts. The children (Yuka, Satoshi and their cousins) mostly got money so they can buy theirselves gifts they would like and enjoy. It was easier for everyone that way. After that, it was time for the guests to go home. The Mochica family soon decided to clean up and go to bed. Yuka's father brought Toilet-Senpai upstairs before saying goodnight to Yuka. Yuka shut the door and turned to her future husband. "Now we're alone~"

She slowly walked over to Toilet-Senpai and caressed the bowl. She knew Toilet-Senpai was craving her. She couldn't wait any longer! She had to do it!
She opened the lid and sat on the seat. Yuka was already red from blush. They instantly became one again. With this, Yuka can hear Toilet-senpai speak to her.

  A-Ah~ Yuka... Yes, my child..
It was painful waiting for this all day..

"I know.. and I am sorry for that." Yuka turned around and started caressing the tank of the toilet.

  My dear Yuka.. there is no need to be sorry.

When Yuka was done doing whatever the hell she was doing for the next half and hour, she got off of Toilet-Senpai and got dressed into her pyjamas. "And you have no need to worry! I think my family accepted you!" She kissed Toilet-Senpai's tank once more before shutting off the light. She crawled into her bed and under the sheets before looking outside the window next to the bed. It looked like there were some flurries outside. She smiled and snuggled into her warm sheets and closed her blue eyes.

"Goodnight, Toilet-Senpai.."

-End

A/N: Also, I think this is going to be my final corpse party oneshot/fanfic because I've kinda moved away from that fandom (but I still own the manga and game because it's horror~).
Otherwise, this was still extremely fun to make!

Edit: I'm going to publish this in my original YukaXtoilet