Chapter 4: BLU Deadpool
Here we see you and Gwendolyn fighting off numerous Hydra soldiers and make way to the safe and you crack the safe and you pull out a large folder of plans for Hydra.
(Y/N): "Now this is a good find."
Gwendolyn: "Fury has to pay us top dollar for these plans."
(Y/N): "Now let's hurry and get paid."
Later, at Shield HQ, we see you handing the files to Fury.
(Y/N): "We got what you requested, Fury."
Gwendolyn: "Now got the briefcase?"
Nick: *gives you the briefcase*"Here you go."
(Y/N): *takes the briefcase* "Pleasure doing business with you."
Later, back at base, we see you placed the briefcase full of money in the vault as Gwendolyn came by and she found a note on the wall.
Gwendolyn: *reads the note*"Got your Briefcase Red Losers?"*checks to see the intelligence is gone*"Oh no!"
(Y/N): "Oh great, capture the flag thing again. TF2 used briefcases instead of flags for their capture the flag game mode. Anyways-" *sees that the intelligence is gone* "WHAAAAT!!!?!?!"
You then pull out your cell phone and you call Miss Pauling.
(Y/N): "Get me your boss! It's an emergency!"
Later, we see the Administrator aka Helen along with Miss Pauling taking a look at the spot where the Red Briefcase is kept.
Helen: "Hmm, this seems to be the work of BLU Deadpool."
(Y/N): "I have a Blu me!? Why didn't you tell me!?!"
Miss Pauling: "The administrator gave me specific orders not to tell you, or Blu Deadpool. But somehow he found out."
Helen: "He charmed Miss Pauling into telling him."
Miss Pauling: *blushes* "He seduced me!"
(Y/N): "So who is this guy anyways?"
Helen: "Well he has all of your powers and he's the clone of Blutarch. What makes him different from him other than the blue colors of your uniform, he's a flirt."
(Y/N): "Well thank you Captain Obvious. Wait, why is he a flirt?"
Helen: "He sees women as objects while you see women as people. You two are two sides of the same coin and since you made the mercenaries under the employment of Redmond your team while Benedict aka Blu Deadpool made the mercenaries under the employment of Blutarch his team."
(Y/N): "Wait, you mean Teamfortress Classic Mercs are his team?"
Helen: "Yes."
(Y/N): "Men and woman, we'll get our intelligence back. This I swear!"
You and the team then get to the base in the bread truck in search of the BLU Deadpool.
(Y/N): "He could be very sneaky, kinda like me."
Later, we see you and your team searching through all of Metropolis for Benedict and his team
(Y/N): "Yoo-Hoo! Mr. BLU Deadpool, where are you!?"
You then see BLU Deadpool on the rooftops as you and Gwendolyn get on the rooftops
(Y/N): "Now we got you!"
Benedict: "Alright you got me, I surrender."
Later, back at Blu Base, which is an Ice Cream factory in a hidden canyon. We see both the RED Team and BLU team talking to each other and Benedict hands you your briefcase.
(Y/N): "Thank you and also shame on you for taking something we worked hard to earn."
Benedict: "I only stole it so I can see my brother, why don't we end this whole RED vs. BLU thing and we can call it even?"
(Y/N): "Us ending this whole thing? Why?"
Benedict: "Because everyday they always did the same old thing for decades, Redmond and Blutarch have been fighting since they were brought into the world, and it caused this never ending cycle of a battle with no winner, also it is nice to see you have Gwendolyn with ya brother."
(Y/N): "Oh well thanks but- Hey wait, don't change the subject. If you want to end this so badly, then why did you steal the briefcase?!"
Benedict: "It's the only way to get someone's attention in Capture the Flag in Team Fortress 2."
(Y/N): "Good point."
Benedict: "Now do you see brother, I think it is time for us to finally bury the hatchet. Let's go on greater adventures."*pulls a DVD Love and Fortune* "I've been caught up to date with your adventures."
(Y/N): "A DVD, let's play it."
You then put the disc into the disc player and play the movie. This shows you and the others a screen of what's happening right now and you both tried looking at the camera but it's not there.
(Y/N): "Oh man, it's the fourth wall break from SpaceBalls."
Benedict: "I love that movie! I like the part where the bad guys capture the characters' stunt doubles."
(Y/N): "Me too!"
Benedict: *to Gwendolyn*"I like your second in command, her outfit covers all the right places if you know what I mean."
Gwendolyn: "Oh save it, I prefer red."
Benedict: "Ouch."
(Y/N): "You don't treat women like how I treat women. I treat women like people."
Benedict: "Eh fair enough."
(Y/N): "So for this whole putting aside the whole RED vs BLU fight thing, we'll unite and become Team Fortress."
Benedict: "Has a nice ring on it, deal."
You and Benedict shake hands in agreement. Later, at your base, we see you introducing Night Raid and the Jaegers to Benedict and the Classic Mercs.
Esdeath: "You in a blue suit, I prefer my love to be in red."
Benedict: "Ouch again."
(Y/N): "I brought back the food of our world."*pulls out a large stack of pizza boxes*"700 full pizzas."
We then see Kurome and Akame sun up to you and take the pizzas and they start eating them and they give you a thumbs up.
Headpool: "You got their attention with food."
Benedict: "I have an idea, let's go on a crazy adventure. With that!"
Benedict then points to a set of time traveling bumper cars that were conveniently placed.
Leone: "None of us saw those bumper cars until you pointed it out."
(Y/N): "It's a deadpool thing, you wouldn't understand."
Benedict: "He's right, you wouldn't understand."
Leone: "Ok, if you say so."
(Y/N): "Now which time should we go?"
Benedict: "I know where, but first we need to do something first."
Meanwhile, in the time before Blade Trinity came out, we see you and Benedict changing up the script to make sure the movie focuses on the main character and not the side characters and then you both went back to your own time.
(Y/N): "And done."
Leone: "What did you both do exactly?"
Benedict: "We went back in time and changed the script on the movie Blade Trinity before it came out."
(Y/N): "Yeah, now that the 3rd movie in the Blade trilogy is a success now that the movie can focus on the main character rather than the side characters."
Leone: "Oh."
Benedict: "That movie needed to be changed for the better. Now onto the real adventure."
You and the others then get in the bumper cars and you all went to the future. In the year 2772, as you all saw that the future was a bit different from your own time.
(Y/N): "I think we went too far, I thought we were gonna meet Spider-Man 2099."
Leone: "Maybe it's because you two set the cars to take us all to 2772." *points at the dial* "See?"
(Y/N): "Oh, well let's not waste a trip and explore a bit around here."
You and the others then explore around the city of Acmetropolis.
(Y/N): "You know to be honest, Loonatics Unleashed should've continued its run."
Gwendolyn: "Tell me about it, I watched the show and it's not bad."
Benedict: "Me too, nowadays the corp is just making fun of it by using cameos. They're descendants of Looney Tunes characters, not the actual characters themselves."
While you, Benedict, and Gwendolyn are talking, the others are not understanding what you're saying.
Najenda: "I don't understand what they're talking about."
Leone: "Me neither."
Engineer(TF2): "You'll get used to it."
Heavy(TFC): "Yep."
We see you and the others then see a car chase with Pinkster, Stoney, and Bugsy running and the Loonatics chasing after them.
(Y/N): "In the future, the descendant of Porky Pig is a bad guy, Pinkster Pig."
Benedict: "You know if Porky Pig were here in this time line he would be very disappointed to see what his descendant had done."
Gwendolyn: "Let's show the Loonatics what we pools can do."
(Y/N): "I was hoping you would say that."
You and Benedict then grab your teams and teleport them 10 miles in front of Pinkster and his gang.
(Y/N) and Benedict: "Engis, deploy a sentry here."
Engineers(TF2 and TFC): "Alrighty then."
Both Engineers then deploy sentries and they set them to Level 2 and they fire at Pinkster and his gang causing their vehicles to lose control and crash into a streetlight.
(Y/N): "And that my friends is how you stop a criminal in just 5 seconds."
Heavy(TF2): "They are done but not out."
Heavy(TFC): "He's right, let's take them out."
Both Heavies fought off Stoney while Bugsy and Pinkster fired their laser guns at you and the others and you all took cover.
Scout(TF2): "I got it!" *drinks a can of Bonk Atomic Punch* "Yeah!" *jumps out of cover and runs up to Bugsy and knock him out with his bat* "Oh yeah!"
(Y/N): "Nice one Scout!"
Benedict: "That just leaves one little piggy left and this little piggy is gonna be crying wee wee wee all the way home."
Pinkster: "You won't take me alive!"
Pinkster then pulls out a gigantic cannon and fires it at you and the others as you all were very injured except for your Medic.
Demoman(TF2): "Medic!"
Pinkster: "You can't help them all at once without getting blasted huh?"
Medic(TF2): "Me?" *chuckles* "I guess it's time to practice medicine."
Medic then turns on his Medigun and he then heals both your team and Benedict's team.
(Y/N): "Thanks Medic."
Soldier(TF2): "Medic, I need a charge for America!"
Medic then Ubercharged Soldier as Pinkster tries to kill Soldier with his weapons but to no avail.
Soldier(TF2): "Screaming eagles!"
Soldier then charges at Pinkster and beats him up with his fists. Soldier then throws Pinkster at Heavy as he then picks him up with one hand.
Scout(TF2): "Not so tough now huh tough guy?"
Heavy(TF2): "What we do with tiny pig?"
Soldier(TF2): "I say we turn him into hotdogs and hamburgers like we do in America!"
Pinkster: "Wait no! Spare me!"*cries in sadness* "I don't want to die that way!"
(Y/N): "Let the cops handle this one."
Gwen: "Yeah, killing this pig will just mean we're all letting him off too easily."
Benedict: "Right, this swine deserves a punishment that's fitting for his crimes."
(Y/N): "And if he kicks the bucket, we'll turn him into hotdogs."
Gwen: *places Pinkster on a pole* "But for now let's have this pig hanging here for the cops."
(Y/N): "I see what you did there."
Pinkster: "Yeah, not the first time I heard that one."
Benedict: "Oh hush." *Places tape on Pinkster's mouth and draws a goofy smile on it* "Least now you'll smile at the police."
(Y/N): "When he kicks the bucket, we'll use his corpse to make hotdogs."
Gwen: "Now let's go see what else this place has."
We later see you and the others as you are walking around the town as you see the Loonatics flying over your heads.
(Y/N): "The loonatics, Ace Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Danger Duck, Rev Roadrunner, Tech E Coyote, and Slam. Descendants of Bugs, Lola, Daffy, Roadrunner, Wile. E and Taz."
Benedict: "Who would have thought that the best superheroes around are related to some of the best loony tunes."
Gwen: "Yeah."
Leone: "So this place actually has superheroes protecting it?"
(Y/N): "Yeah, but we actually respect them for what they made." *to the audience* "Unlike some people."
Gwen: *to the audience* "At least we're not the ones making fun of them by putting them in cameos and acting like they never existed."
Benedict: *to the audience* "Shame on you all."
Najenda: "Do any of you have any idea what they're saying?"
Leone: "Not a clue."
(Y/N): "Well let's get back to the past."
We then see you and the others went back into the past, only you went too far into the past and you see that you're in the time period of the X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie and you see silent Deadpool.
(Y/N): "Hey what's up."
You then shot the silent deadpool in the head and killed him and you all went back to your own time.
(Y/N): "Well that was fun."
Gwen: "It sure was, going to the future and past was a blast."
(Y/N): "I have a feeling tomorrow will be as exciting as today was."
Benedict: "Yeah screw quiet Deadpool!"
Najenda: "Don't you think that would affect the timeline?"
(Y/N): "Eh, how bad can it be?"
Benedict: "I'm sure the timeline is fine."
(Y/N): "Besides, we're based on Marvel stuff. We can kill Hitler and nothing will happen to us."
(Y/N): "And plus that whole timeline being changed was proven to be a bunch of bologna."
Headpool: *offscreen* "Hey guys, the T-X got free will and now she wants to join our team!"
(Y/N): "Huh?"
We see you and the others go to where Headpool is and you all see the T-X.
Gwen: "Wait since when did you get free will?"
T-X: "You killed the Deadpool of that terrible movie about how Wolverine became a thing in the X-Men live action universe, at least that's what (Y/N) of the future told me."
(Y/N): "Oh."
Leone: "Still think that whole timeline changing is a bunch of bologna?"
(Y/N): "Skynet happened in the future, how did you get free will?"
T-X: "I was sent to kill John Conner just like the T-800 and the T-1000 and then I realized I was sent to die and now I am choosing my own destiny and Future (Y/N) wants present you to know that no matter what anyone said, don't hesitate to kill Silent Deadpool."
(Y/N): "That guy is a crime against the nature of Deadpool!"
Akame: "Were there other changes to the timeline?"
T-X: "Nope, just me getting Free Will."
(Y/N): "So we're fine?"
T-X: "Yep. Nothing serious."
(Y/N): "Oh ok, so nothing bad happened, that's a relief."
Leone: "Well that was an adventure."
Gwen: "I know right, we should go to another one."
Benedict: "I call dibs on the next one, in the next chapter of the story."
(Y/N): "Okay what adventure should we go on?"
Benedict: "We can go to the Underworld."
(Y/N): "You mean-"*bleep* "Wait, what did I say?"
Benedict: "Yeah Underworld is a more friendlier term cause the author is not comfortable saying it. We can call it Heck though."
Gwen: "Okay then."
Next: Chapter 5: Going to the Underworld
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