Next Chapter, Enjoy! Full Credit to ECHO-173 for making this.

The Louds all got ready to watch the new show. Due to both Beerus and Whis being gone, they had to entertain themselves with a new show. They had enough food and drinks for this new show and each of them had high expectations since Whis said he enjoyed it. Lisa's robot, Todd, was set up on the TV so they would watch the show.

"Alright, is everyone ready?" Lori asked.

The episode opens on November 6, 2022. A player puts on his NerveGear and boots up Sword Art Online.

"That's a funky-looking helmet." Said Lynn.

"According to my data, that is known as the NerveGear system," Todd explained. "It is used for playing Fulldive games such as the in-universe game Sword Art Online."

"Fulldive?" Lincoln questioned.

"Fulldive; The process of uploading one's own consciousness into a virtual world, it can make a player have the five senses in-game and more."

"Amazing, you're basically playing a game with just your brain." Lisa said understanding the NerveGear.

"So Leni can't play?" Said Lynn.

"LYNN!" All of the siblings said in frustration, except Leni as she wasn't paying attention to what Lynn said.

"Sorry, sorry, went too far," Lynn said apologetically. "But how do you start it up?"

Player: Link, start!

"Guess that's how." Said Lincoln.

The game loads up and the player finds himself in the game's starting zone.

Player: (Thinking) *Sighs* Sword Art Online. It's been a while since the beta. Wonder if they changed anything.

"Wait, he's a beta tester?" Lincoln said with Leni looking confused. "He played the game early to see if it worked."

"Ooh."

The player looks up and sees a bunch of ads.

"Oh that is just lazy, no one would play a game with ads."

Lincoln shrugged, "Eh, depends on how good the game is."

Player: Aw, come on! Really? That's just disgusting! Activate Ad Blocker.

An alert pops up saying "Purchase Ad Blocker DLC for $29.99?", causing the player to laugh.

"Seriously, you need to pay for an ad blocker in this game? Zero-out-of-five stars." Lana said in disappointment.

"I bet Bethesda made this." Said Lincoln who was equally disappointed.

Player: *Sighs* I am gonna burn this f**ker to the ground.

"Oh thank God it is censored," Lori said with relief.

"Wait, then why did Whis give Lily the ability to block out certain words earlier?" Luan questioned.

Cut to Opening.

https://youtu.be/5YKSIy5qXYY

"Sick opening!" Luna said as she enjoyed the music.

Cut to Floor 1: Town of Beginnings, WestField. The player and another player are fighting Frenzy Boars. Player 2 is hit in the balls and flies back.

"OOOOOOOOH!" The Loud siblings cringed at the other player being hit in the balls. "They can't... feel that right?" Luna asked.

"According to my Data, this isn't an alternate version, an Abridged parody, of the original but it is said that they do not feel any pain," Todd explained. Most of the Louds sighed in relief until Todd continued. "But in this version, it seems that they do in fact feel some level of pain."

"WHAT?!"

"That's horrible!"

"Who makes a game like this?!"

Player 2: D'aww! God! (rolls over in pain)

Player 1: Wow. Congrats. You were defeated by a pig.

"Actually that looks like a boar." Lisa corrected them.

"Nerd!" Lynn mocked Lisa.

Player 2: F**k you, man! That's, like, the pig from hell!

Player 1: Really?

Player 1 hurls a pebble and kills the Frenzy Boar.

"Cool death animation, so they just break into shards?" Lynn said impressed.

"Guess so. Also did he really just kill that thing with rock? I guess he is our main character." Lincoln said a little disappointed.

Player 1: My god. I've stumbled across the most powerful weapon in the game!

"Oh no... don't tell me he's a prick?" Lincoln prayed under his breath.

Player 2: Stop.

Player 1: The Mithril Pebble of Pig Smiting!

"He's a prick." Said Lynn.

Player 2: Please stop.

Player 1 takes a deep breath.

Player 2: Doooon't.

Player 1: For you see, long ago, this pebble was forged in the fiery pits of Tartarus, by the grand blacksmith of Lucifer himself. In a time before the world began...

"I have a strong feeling he gets beaten up a lot in real life," Lynn said with a gut feeling.

"I know I want to talk about it now," Lori said in annoyance.

Hours later. The sun is beginning to set, and Player 1 is still rambling while Player 2 is sitting.

"Oh my God, is he still going?" Lola said in pure annoyance.

Player 1: ...And thus, Mardoza, Guardian of the Pebble, fell to his knees, and passed from this world, leaving behind the mighty weapon. For he knew that one day, its power would be required once more.

Player 2: Are you done?

Player 1: Yes. But the legacy of the pebble lives on.

Player 2: I have a feeling you get beat up a lot in real life.

"Oh he gets that impression too." said Lana.

Player 1: SHUT UP! Here I have power!

"Yep, he gets beaten up a lot, probably at both school and home," said Lincoln.

Player 2: (gets up) Riiiight. Anyway, I've got a pizza coming, and I'm gonna meet up with some friends later. So, thanks for the quick tutorial on pig slaying, and the not-so-quick tutorial on... rocks... (reads his Username) "Ki-ri-to"?

"That sounds like a cool name," Luan said, impressed by the name.

Kirito: Hey, no problem. I had fun taunting you... (reads his Player 2's username) "BallsDeep69".

The Louds were silent for a solid second before everyone other than Lori, Leni, and Lily busted into pure laughter.

"No, no! He did not-- HAHA! HE DID!" Lynn said, holding her sides.

"That is the dumbest username ever!" Lincoln said before going back to laughing.

"Guys control yourselves!" Lori commanded but her siblings couldn't.

"I'm confused... What's so funny about his name?" Leni said, confused.

"What was he going for! HA!" Luna said without any control over herself.

"Might be going Ballsdeep, that's what he was going for! HAHAHA,'' Luan said before his siblings stopped laughing. "HAHAHA... haha... oh c'mon! It wasn't that bad!"

BallsDeep69: *Laughing* Yeah. It's uh... It's, uh, just a joke name. Just a character to dick around with while I get the hang of the game. I'm gonna make my real character later.

"I call Bullshit!" Lynn said with Lori glaring at her. "What? Lily can't hear those words right now."

Kirito: Yeah. Yeah, no. No, I get it.

Awkward silence.

Kirito: Sooooo... um... your pizza?

BallsDeep69: Right, right. Loggin' out.

"Best make a new character when you log back in." Lynn joked.

Kirito turns to leave but is stopped by BallsDeep69.

BallsDeep69: Hey, Kirito. Um, total noob question, but how do I log out?

"Whoa, he is that dumb! Read the player's guide." Luan said with Lincoln giving her a high five.

Kirito: Are you serious, man?

BallsDeep69: C'mon, man. It's NerveGear. I can't Alt+F4 this sh*t.

"Oh yeah, no keyboard controls I guess." Said Lincoln.

Kirito: *Sighs* Alright, fine. (opens his menu) It's right... (sees no Log Out option) here?

"Wait... where's the logout button?" Lincoln asked.

"Did somebody steal it?" Leni said with most of her siblings ignoring her question.

"Talk about a major bug on the launch of the game," Luna said in disappointment.

"It isn't a bug in the game," Todd said as he explains. "The game was changed so no player could just log out."

"What?" Lincoln asked.

"I will explain in due time, they will explain shortly," Todd explained to the Louds.

BallsDeep69: Oh, thanks, players guide.

Kirito: No, it's here. It's just... blank.

BallsDeep69: Wait. There's something scrolling across mine. "Hahahahaha hahahahaHAha hahaHAhaha hahahaha haha ha ha...".

"A little childish don't you think Balls," Luan said as a joke.

Kirito: I get it.

BallsDeep69: Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, there's more... "ha".

Kirito: Riveting.

BallsDeep69: Well, whatever. I'll just pull the NerveGear off, like... so!

BallsDeep69 tries to remove his NerveGear only to look stupid as he pulled nothing.

Kirito: Hey, dumbass. It doesn't work that way. The NerveGear disables your motor functions so you don't move around while you play.

"Makes sense, you don't want the players to move around too much when playing," Lisa said, impressed with how the game's systems worked.

Kirito: Don't you remember all those videos of the beta testers?

Cut to a video titled "NerveGear Beta Testing - Subject Thetas Wacky Hijinks :D". A beta tester walks into the frame.

Beta tester: Whoooaaa. It's so life-like.

The beta tester's roommate walks into the frame.

Roommate: Oh hey, man. How's the Nerve thing goin-

Beta tester: TROLL!!!

The Beta Tester proceeds to beat up his roommate.

"OMG!" Leni said in horror.

"Damn, he doesn't even know what he's doing!" said Lincoln.

"HA! That is hilarious!" Lynn said in amusement.

"LYNN!" Said Lori in disappointment.

"What? He's just getting beaten up, I bet he was alright afterward."

"According to my data, that Beta tester killed that man." Said Todd.

"Ooh, I am so in the wrong here then," Lynn admitted.

Cut back to the present.

Kirito: So many lawsuits.

There was then a strange noise that could be heard.

"What's that noise?" Lincoln asked.

BallsDeep69: Um, do you feel tingly?

Both of them are teleported to the town square.

"Oh they teleported," said Lisa.

Kirito: No. Why?

More players appeared, all of whom started chatting with each other. A giant red, hexagonal "Warning" message appears in the sky.

"That doesn't look good," Leni said, understanding what was happening.

BallsDeep69: What the hell is that?

Kirito: Well Ballsy, I believe the locals call it... "hex-a-gon"? Not sure if I'm pronouncing that correctly, I'll have to check back with you.

BallsDeep69: F**k off.

The red hexagons cover the sky, which starts to bleed.

Kirito: Aaaand the sky is bleeding.

"That is sick and awesome," Lucy said with a smile.

"Of course, it is to you, Lucy." Said Lynn.

BallsDeep69: Man, they're really working for that M rating.

The blood starts to gather together and spark.

Girl: Oh my god. What's going on?

"That is not a girl," Lincoln said with some of his sisters confused.

"How can you tell?" Lori asked.

"I've played MMOs for a while and I can just tell."

Guy: Don't worry, baby. I'll protect you.

"Is that real guy?" Leni asked.

"Yeah, but he might be older than he looks," Lincoln explained.

Blood forms into a figure in a scarlet hooded cloak.

Player 3 and Leni: Oh, it's a person.

"Thank you both, we didn't notice that," Lynn said sarcastically.

"You're welcome!" Leni said in a cheery tone.

"Just who is that guy?" Lincoln asked.

Kayaba: Ladies and gentlemen. I am Kayaba Akihiko, head programmer.

"Oh, so he created the game?" Lincoln asked.

"And the creator of the NerveGear," Todd explained.

Kayaba: Welcome to the unparalleled online experience that is... Sword Art Onli-

Suddenly the crowd begins to chat to each other.

"Lincoln groaned in disappointment. "Oh no, it is just like MMOs in real life, there is always going to be crowds doing this."

Crowd member 1: Looking to sell 20 copper!

Crowd member 2: LTB! LTB! LTB! LTB!

"What?" Leni questioned.

"Looking to buy," Lincoln explained.

"Thank you, Linky."

Crowd member 3: Will anyone sign my Guild charter? Looking to start a Guild!

Crowd member 4: Need tank! Need tank!

"There are tanks in this--" Lynn said with amazement before LIncoln corrected her.

"No, it is a class, basically they're players who can take more damage," Lincoln explained.

"Disappointing."

Crowd member 5: Come back to World of Warcraft guys! It's been better, I swear!

Kayaba: (While the crowd is talking) Um, hello? Hel- Hello? Um, hello, people? Kinda talking here. Focus. Kay. Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and disable general chat her- (Mutes himself)

"Oh my God, I feel so bad him right now." Said Lincoln.

BallsDeep69: Do you think he realizes he just muted himself?

Kirito: Give it a minute.

Kayaba: (unmutes himself) Alright, I just realized what happened there. It's very funny. But right now, serious time. How many of you have seen Tron?

Silence.

Kayaba: Ah? Ah?

No one responds.

"Really? Was he hoping for everyone to say they did?" Said Lynn.

Kayaba: W-What? Seriously?! None of you have seen Tron?! Sh*t, I was really banking that. Okay. Okay, no prob. I can wing this. *Clears throat* Much like World of Warcraft, none of you are here by choice anymore. Unlike WoW, however, you are being held here by me, not by your need to escape your empty f**king lives. There is no longer any way to log out of Sword Art Online. If someone on the outside attempts to log you out by removing your NerveGear, well... Has anyone seen Scanners?

Silence.

"What's that?" Lynn asked.

"No idea," said Lincoln

Kayaba: Uh, Scanners. It's- It's a movie that- Seriously?! Okay, gimme a sec. I'll just...

Kayaba browses the internet.

Kayaba: Alright, here we- here we go. Watch this.

Kayaba plays a clip of a man's head exploding.

"WHOA!" Lincoln said shocked.

"That was in a movie?!" Luan said, disgusted a little.

"Sick!" Lucy said unphased by the gore.

Kayaba: Okay, that was from Scanners... and basically that.

The crowd gasps.

Kayaba: Okay, finally! Seeing some gears turning. We're making progress.

Player 4: Why would you do such a thing?!

Kayaba: Stephen? Stephen, is that you? Stephen, how are you enjoying that advance copy?

Stephen: I'm playing with my family!

Kayaba: *Laughing* Oh, that's right! Happy birthday Timmy!

Timmy cries.

"Well, that kid's traumatized," Lincoln said with his sisters agreeing with his statement.

Kayaba: Ah, they grow up so fast. Cherish these moments, Stephen. Cherish these moments. So, as I was saying, the only way to keep the NerveGear from going all Gallagher on your grey matter is to make your way through Castle Aincrad and beat Sword Art Online!

Player 5: So... you want us to beat an MMO?

Kayaba: Essentially.

Player 5: F**K YOU!

"Understandable," Lincoln said as he knows it takes a really long time to beat an MMO after it is first released.

Kayaba: WHOOOAAA! getting a lot of hostility here. Don't appreciate it.

"You locked them all in this game! What were you expecting?!" Lori said with anger.

Player 5: Well, honestly! When was the last time you heard of someone beating Everquest?!

Kayaba: When was the last time you heard of someone PLAYING Everquest?!

Brief silence.

"He's got them there." Said Lincoln.

Player 5: That's fair.

Kayaba: Anywho, for all you guys who wanted to play as girls; and you know who you are, well, I've got a surprise for you.

Mirrors appear in every players hands, which turn their Avatars into what they really look like.

"Wait, what is happening?" Lincoln said confused.

BallsDeep69: Kirito?

Kirito: Hmm?

The guy from early has turned into a fat boy and the girl has turned into a teenage guy.

Fatty: You're not a girl!

"Called it! That girl player was a G.I.R.L. player!" Lincoln said with his sisters confused. "Guy in real life." Lincoln explained.

"Ooh."

Girl Guy: And you're not 17!

"Called it again!"

Brief silence

Fatty: I'm okay with this!

Girl Guy: Me too!

Player 5: LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER!!!

"Cool." Said Luna.

Cut back to Kirito and BallSDeep69.

BallsDeep69: You look so... young.

"He does, he must still be a teenager." said Lori.

Kirito: And you look less hairy, Balls.

BallsDeep69: My name is Klein.

Kirito: *Laughs* No it's not.

"His fault for not using his real name and used that dumbass one." Lynn said with Lori giving her a death glare.

"No one should use their real name as their user name." Said Lincoln.

"Kirito did!"

"Kirito is not his real name." Todd said to Lynn with Lincoln giving her a smirk look.

Kayaba: As you can see, I have peeled away your petty facades and revealed you for what you truly are... fairly attractive twenty-somethings, apparently. Good for you. Kinda undermines the whole "cold light of day" thing I had planned, but still. Way to break down stereotypes. 'Cept you, fatty. Way to bring down the curve. *Laughing* OH, oh, oh! One more thing, one more thing! I should probably mention if your health points reach zero, your real bodies perish as well.

"Wait, so if they don't beat the game they'll die?!" Lola said as the situation sinks in.

"No, basically if they die in the game they'll die in real life and any attempted to remove the NerveGear will result in death, the device uses microwave technology and will fry the player's brain any attempt or death," Todd explained.

"So this turned into some sort of death game?" Lincoln said horrified.

Player 6 and Leni: WHAT?!

"Leni, we just explain what we said." Lori said to her sister.

Kayaba: Uh, okay. If you die in the game, you die for real.

Player 6 and Leni: WHAT?!

Kayaba: Really? Okay. *Clears throat* Sometimes, things are born, they live, and then they stop. Forever.

Brief silence.

Player 6 and Leni: WHAT?!

Kayaba groans and plays the Scanners clip again. The crowd gasps.

Player 7: Oh my god! If we die in the game, we die for real!

"GASP! They'll die in real life if they die in the game!" Leni said horrified while her sisters just facepalmed themselves.

Kayaba: Yeah, I'm just gonna keep that tabbed. And with that, I bid you all adieu.

Kayaba's body begins to smoke and his cloak begins to fade away.

Kayaba: Oh, oh, oh! Last thing, I swear. I disabled the profanity filter. Haaave fun with thaaat.

"Wait, the what filter?" lori asked.

"A profanity filter, games use them to censor words and dialogue inside of game chats."

The smoke that was once Kayaba filters through the hexagons in the sky, which disappear with a comedic pop. The crowd is stunned into silence.

Player 8: WE'RE FUCKED!!!

"Oh they were using that filter, that's why they were censored." Lana said, impressed.

Cut to Kirito and BallsDeep69 in an alley.

"Wait, when did they leave all the players behind?" Lori asked.

Kirito: Ballsy, I'm heading to next town, and I need your help.

BallsDeep69: Really? You need my help?

"You need his help?" Lynn asked, suspicious of Kirito's intentions.

Kirito: Yeah. There's a Mini-Boss on the way, and I need some cannon fodder. You in or out?

"Oh I get it now, still a prick." Said Lynn.

"More like an asshole." said Luan.

BallsDeep69 is stunned by the offer.

BallsDeep69: As tempting as that sounds, I really should stick with my friends back there.

"He has friends?" Lynn said as a joke.

"Do you think they're "ballsdeep" friends?" Lincoln said as a joke with his other siblings laughing at his joke.

Ballsdeep69: They're about as skilled as I am. So, I figure we have a better chance of surviving if we stick together.

Kirito: Well, monkeys and typewriters.

The Louds were confused until Lisa explained. "Basically a monkey would hit a typewriter to create an infinite amount of randomness. Be is basically calling them random and stupid."

BallsDeep69 glares at Kirito.

BallsDeep69: In ANY case. You may be the most UNBEARABLE asshole I've ever met, but you are REALLY good at this game. We could use you in our group. Whaddya say? You could meet my friends; we'll form a Guild and have all these adventures! It'll be great!

Kirito's gone.

"It was for the best for you Balls." Lynn said a little happy for Balls, before laughing.

BallsDeep69: Well, screw you too! Think you're too good to join my Guild. Think you're all cool 'cause you know how to kill a boar.

"Well maybe Kirito just needed some space, he might just have issues with trusting so may people, don't forget he does get beaten up in real life often so maybe he wants to be alone as to not to feel out numbered." Lori said as an explanation as to why Kirito left.

"Or maybe he just doesn't want to be with so many people in case they are killed or even--" Lincoln said as his own explanation before the scene changes.

Cut to Kirito crying as he runs away.

Kirito: *Crying* He called me an asshole!

"Or he was crying like a little bitch--" Lynn said before getting a smake to the back of the head by Lori.

Outro plays

Cut back to the YouTube video, where the beat test finishes beating up his roommate. He gets up and jumps for joy in his victory. The video is edited to resemble an RPG, with the messages "Got 25 exp. Points(s)", "Got 60 GP" and "Got 1 Manslaughter Charge(s)".

"OH God! He really did die!" Lynn said, shocked.

"Welp, I guess in the meantime, bathroom breaks and process what we just saw," Lori said with Lynn, Luna, Lola, and Lucy going upstairs to use the bathroom and the rest just got ready.

"All of those poor people, do you think they'll be alright in there?" Leni asked Lori.

"Well... maybe, it is just a game so it can't be that hard to beat and play without dying, right Lincoln?" Lori asked her brother who didn't respond, which wasn't a good sign. "Right Lincoln?"

"There might be a way they'll all surviv--"

"They have no chance of surviving do they?" Lisa asked.

"No, there will be a body count."

That's all for this chapter, bye.