Here's the next chapter, Opening number 2 won by a landslide, Enjoy.

Timeskip: 12 Years

In a portside town with four ships in the port,

on the streets, there was a tall young woman with a beautiful, lean, and muscular figure, a large chest, but larger in the thighs, butt, and hips department, long messy brown hair with purple highlights on the front edges of her hair, dark purple eyeshadow, dark brown fur, tail, canine-like ears, two fangs, and yellow slitted eyes, wearing a dark purple jacket, tight black shirt, tight black pants, two studded dark purple belts, dark purple boots, and a black choker.

People around her were plugging their noses in disgust.

???: Okay, Luna, this is the second town you've been in after eight years so you can talk to someone-

???: Halt!

'Luna' sighs and turns around to see a group of marines.

Marine: Loud M. Luna! You are under arrest.

Luna: That right?

Marine: Yes.

Luna flexed her hand and the leading Marine's pants fell to the ground, Luna snicked as the Marine yelped and shuffled to pull his pants back up.

Marine: That's it! Ready...

Luna: Hmph, well guess I should take care of that, but first.

Luna crossed her arms as the Marines took aim at her with their guns.

Marine: Aim... Fire!

Luna's body becomes almost like TV static, the bullets flying right through her, the Marines look in shock.

Marine: What?!

Luna: Dumdass, you can't touch sound.

Marine: Grrr, Get the Seastone rounds!

Luna: Good your learning. Now pop quiz; who once used this move?

Luna reared back a fist.

Luna: Sea...

then she "cracks" the air with a punch, then the Marines were hit with a devastating shock wave sent through the air.

Luna: Quake!!

The shock wave continued through the air, the Marines were either knock into the sky or sent tumbling along the ground, the shock wave continued tearing apart everything in its path, mostly trees and rock turning both into dust, there was only one marine left, there was liquid and brown slime coming from his pants.

Luna: Your answer?

Marine: W-Whitebeard...

The Marine passed out, flopping on his back, a loud squish came from him when his ass hit the ground.

Luna: Good for you, now-

Luna's nose suddenly catches something then she sniffs the air twice then smiles widely.

Luna: Over the smell of urine and sh*t the smell of bananas and cream, that's-

<Boom!>

An explosion was heard and down the street, Luna could see a group of Marines behind held in the air by a massive plant vine with purple-tipped leaves.

???: Sorry, I have to leaf you for now.

Luna, the civilians, and the marines all groaned at the pun.

Marine: Ugh, that was horrible!

The Marine that said that was that hit with a small ball that Luna bearly spotted when the ball made contact, it created a massive explosion that sent the marines flying all over.

Luna: And bad puns to boot, that's her all right.

Luna walked over to the area of the plant's base to find a young woman with a beautiful and lean figure, large thighs, butt, and hips, but larger in the chest department, long brown hair put up in a ponytail, and dark yellow eye shadow, wearing a white and yellow plaid vest, a white scrunchie, tight pale yellow long sleeve shirt, tight white pants, a studded white belt with 6 small pouches attached to it, pale yellow boots, white goggles with blue-tinted lenses.

Luna:(tail starts wagging) Luan!

'Luan' turned around and smiled at Luna, then the two ran up to the other and hugged, Luna had to bend down a little cause Luan came up just above her shoulders.

Luan: Luna! You're okay!

Luna: Yeah sister, it's good to know your alright too!

Then Luan caught a whiff of something rancid, Luan shoved Luna away.

Luan: Oh Lulu, when was the last time you bathed?!

Luna:(growls) What have I told you about- (sighs) Nevermind. Anyway, you ever heard of a Devil Fruit?

Luan:(nods) Eeyup, fruit that gives anyone who eats it superpowers but takes away your ability to swim, kinda crazy that those exist right?

Luna: Given that we're in a different world entirely, it's not that crazy, anyway I found out the one I ate was called, "Furu-Gura-Inu no Mi".

Luan:(blinks twice while holding a straight face) What... The F*ck... Just came out of your mouth?

Luna:(sighs) It means, "Shake-Quake-Direwolf Devil Fruit", It was a rare devil fruit that has a splice from devil fruits over all three types, Logia, Paramecia, and Zoan. Because of one major weakness, I haven't been able to take a proper bath for a long while.

Luan: Well, that stinks, ha ha ha- Oh, oh, it's so bad I could taste it!

Luna: Are you don-

Luan suddenly pulled out a small green orb and threw it to the ground, instantly creating a pale green gas cloud, Luna coughed as it grew bigger before shortly later dissipating.

Luna: Gah! Luan what the heck was that?!

Luan: A little thing I made, Prankster Poppers; Bath Bomb! Now you don't smell like puke from a mule been 'ruminating on asparagus for two weeks.

Luna: Only you would say that and come up with a name like that for weapons.

Luan: Yep! I have made my arsenal from the ground up.

Luan pulled out a hand full of seeds, colored orbs, and a small cube with a button on the top.

Luan: I've made my patented Prankster Poppers, which are gas pellets with different kinds of powder mixtures, and my Veggie Jokers, which are plant seeds that when put into the ground will instantly grow into giant plants.

Luna: What's the box?

The comedian spotted some more Marines running toward them.

Luan:(smiles) Why don't I show you?

Luna raises an eyebrow then looks at the marines then back at her sister with a smile, Luna took a few steps out of Luan way, Luan put away the seeds and pellets then took a few steps forward, she flicked the box into the air then when the box was in front of her she clapped her hands together, then Luan struck the box on the button with a blurred hand and the moment the box hit the ground, it unfolded itself into a small drill then dug underground.

Luan: April Foolers;...

Suddenly the ground started to shake violently causing the Marines to stop, then a boxing glove the size of a house attached to a large spring burst from the ground, then the glove let off a massive explosion that sent the now smoked marines flying.

Luan: Burning Boxer!

Luan heard the sound of clapping, she turned to see Luna was the one clapping, Luan was about to say something but she was cut off by a large Marine that held his ground from her attack, he lifted a battle-ax over his head.

Marine: DIE!!

Luna: LUAN!!

The Marine brought down his ax, only for the ax to hit nothing, Luan had moved out of the way, her eyes were now purple with "X" shaped pupils, the marine commander continued to attack Luan but the comedian hums to herself under the Marine's ineffectual onslaught, then Luan stopped dodging and pulled out a red shell, the ax hit the shell and was stopped like nothing.

Luan: Dial; Reject!

The sound of a heavy gong rang out and the Marine's ax was shattered into a million tiny pieces, the marine stumbled as he backed away from Luan.

Marine:(heavily panting) Just... How?!

Luan: F*ck you, that's how.

Luan pulled out a seed from one of her pouches then flicked it like a shooter marble at the ground behind the Marine, then a plant with a bell-like flower head twice the size of a three-story house.

Luan: Veggie Jokers;  Bell Cell!

The Marine looked at the massive plant, Luan slapped the marine on the back then the plant consumed him and became a cannon shape then pointed toward the sky, inside the marine was struggling to get out then he felt that on his back was a ball that was making a noise almost like a lit fuse.

Luan: Prankster Poppers;...

Marine:(from inside) Iron Body; Strength!!

Luan: Party Blast!

The Marine's body gleamed for a second then the ball released a tremendous and thunderous explosion, the marine was blasted out of the plant and sent flying into the air, his body was completely broken in several directions. Luan heard her sister clapping again, her eyes turned back to normal, she turned to her fur covered sister and gave a bow.

Luan: Thank you, Thank you, your too kind.

Luna:(walks up) So what's up with your eyes?

Luan flinched then took a deep breath.

Luan: I ate a strange drug, as far as I can tell it lets my eyes change in different ways that allowed me to see different things, I can control somewhat.

Luna: I see... don't worry Sis, I ate something that lets me change my look, but right now, I got the munchies, let's go eat! 

Luan smiled at her sister then nodded and they started walking through the city, soon they came to a restaurant called "Chepa's Pizzeria", Luan and Luna smiled.

Luna: Sweet, they got pizza here!

Luan: Let's get some p-

Luan was cut off by a loud crash from inside the restaurant, then a group of Marines came flying out.

???: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME?!?!

Then a young woman with a muscular and beautiful body, evenly large in the chest, thighs, butt, and hips department, long brown hair with a white stripe, a light dusting of freckles, a scar across her left upper-arm, wearing a tight black tank top with a red stripe across her chest, red bands around wrists and ankles, tight black shorts with a red stripe on each side, dark red gloves, and black boots with a dark red stripe.

Luna: Hey, it's Lynn!

Luan: And Whites with the highlight in her hair? Ha Ha Ha, Get it?

Luna groaned and Lynn approached the Marines then a large man with a black hat wearing a white shirt with gold buttons, white pants, white shoes, a white coat with gold frills on the shoulders and the kanji for justice on the back appeared.

Marines: Admiral!

Marine Admiral: Ready the patty wagon, this won't take long.

Lynn smiled and crossed her arms, the Marines ran off and the Marine Admiral raised his arms and pointed at Lynn.

Marine Admiral: Finger Gun; Yellow Lotus!!

The Marine Admiral began rapidly thrusting his finger at high speeds toward Lynn, Lynn simply moved out of the way of the attacks until she caught both of his hands with her hands in a claw-like fashion, the Marine Admiral was shocked and tried to take his fingers away but couldn't budge Lynn by a single millimeter.

Lynn: Dragon's Talon.

Lynn crushed the Marine Admiral's hands like twigs, the man stumbled back holding his hands and screaming in pain.

Lynn: You know, I never understood why you used only your fingers.

Marine Admiral: Don't you criticize me like you know these techniques, using the finger is important-

The Marine Admiral was cut off by Lynn punching him in the stomach at speeds faster than his Finger Gun.

Luna/Luan: Ooooo.

Lynn: So on a scale of 1 to 10. (pulls away fist) How f*cked are you?

Marine Admiral:(coughs up blood) Impossible that was the Shigan technique, but you used your fist instead of your finger and something else...

Lynn pulled her fist back for another punch, suddenly the Marine Admiral's body gleamed for a second.

Marine Admiral: Iron Body; Strength!!

Lynn: Strong Iron Fist Gun.

Lynn punched the Marine Admiral again with the same result.

Marine Admiral:(coughs up more blood) I knew it, you're using Iron Body; Strength with your punch! (coughs up more blood) But how?! You have to stand still for it to work!

Lynn: Yeah, I taught myself your little tricks and I didn't like how there were so many flaws, so I fix them by making up my own variations.

Lynn lifted the Marine Admiral up, then reared back her leg.

Lynn: Storm Kick Course!!

The sports fanatic delivers a massive vertical kick by lifting one of her legs a full 180 degrees into the Marine Admiral's chin, then the Marine Admiral was struck by a sharp compressed air blade that sliced his shirt and then sending him into the air, then Lynn launched herself by pushing off the ground with intense amounts of force.

Lynn: Sky Razor!!

Then Lynn broke the sound barrier as she kicked the air hard, giving her the appearance of flight and she moved in a zigzag motion through the air.

Lynn: Then...

she passed the Marine Admiral and went above him, then she kicked the air once more and sent herself into a spiral, then she began tumbling down with her leg outstretched, small embers started to come off her leg.

Lynn: Six King Crush!!

she then slams her heel down on the top of the Marine Admiral, then a loud gong rang out and he was sent barreling to the ground with small embers coming off his head, he crashed into the dirt and Lynn landed with a frown on her mouth.

Lynn: Dang it! Still, I haven't mastered Diable Jambe. Those small flames are proof.

Luna/Luan: Lynn!

Lynn looked over at Luan and Luna and smiled, she ran up to them, she nearly came up to Luan's height but was off a few inches, Lynn hugged her sisters and they hugged her.

Lynn: Girls, you're okay!

Luan: Yup, I'm glad o see you're doing good too!

They separate the hug and Luna couldn't hold her question in any longer.

Luna: Lynn, I don't mean to sound rude but... What's with the hairstreak?

Lynn sighs hard enough to rival a certain goth girl she knows.

Lynn: I took some weird drug that made me buffer and tougher, the only problem was that it hurt like hell and it bleached my hair.

Luna: Well, let's talk more over grub.

Lynn: That I can get behind.

The three sisters walk into the restaurant and devour the food they ordered, Luna downed 8 whole Supreme pizzas in one go, Luan rolled up some pizzas into small tubes to eat them, and Lynn didn't eat as much as her sisters but it was still a lot, the left with several pizzas packed in a bag.

Luna: So what brings you dudes here?

Lynn pulled out a flyer that said, "Ship For Sale!" under a picture of a ship there was also, "Signed L.L." written there

Lynn: It's not the ship I want, its to know if these initials are Lincoln's.

Luan looked at Lynn and put an arm around her.

Luan: It's alright I'm sure we'll find him.

Luna was about to join but something caught her attention, it was a group of men holding large guns.

Luna: Bounty Hunters.

Lynn and Luan look where Luna was and spotted the men as well.

Lynn: How do you know their bounty hunters?

Luna: I worked a few bounties a while ago and I learned how to spot one with no problem.

Luan: Let's go around them.

Bounty Hunter #1: Alright! Come out with your hands up, Blue Dragon Lincoln!

The three sisters stop in their tracks when they heard that name.

Bounty Hunter #2: We pinpointed you cause you're the only one with the initials L.L. in the North Blue and because this is your handwriting, now come out!

Luna: Dudes, let's get these guys.

Lynn nodded and Luan was about to when she noticed the sky, it looked like it was going to rain.

Luan: We might want to hurry looks like it gonna-

Bounty Hunter #3: Gah! Where'd all this rain come from?!

After being cut off Luan looked down to see it was raining then all three of them looked up to see that there were no clouds above them.

Bounty Hunter #2: Boss! The gunpowder is getting soaked!

Bounty Hunter #4: Our guns are getting heavier too!

???: Heaven Dragon's Flash.

The girls watched as the Bounty Hunters fumbled around as the rain came down harder, then a lightning bolt struck the ground than before the return flash could happen a blur of slashes came from nothing.

When the return flash, the Bounty Hunters suddenly gained gushing wounds then fell onto their sides, faces, or backs, then a male figure with electric arcs coming off him appeared and he was holding a sword, the man put the sword in the scabbard on his back, then he holds out his arm and snaps his fingers.

???: Tempest; Disperse.

The rain suddenly disperses the moment of the snap, the figure was revealed to be a young man with white hair with a mixed lean and muscular build, slitted blue eyes, normal teeth with a single fang sticking out of his mouth, black claws, blue scales that cover the back of his neck, his whole back and arms, two horns that stick out of his hair, and a blue scaled tail, wearing a baggy blue sleeveless shirt, an orange vest, blue fingerless gloves, a brown belt, blue baggy pants, and blue kung-fu boots. He also wields the longsword he found on his back with a brown strap coming over his shoulder down to the other of his lower torso.

???: So how are my sisters doing?

Luna/Lynn/Luan: LINCOLN!!

The three sisters ran up to 'Lincoln' and hugged him as tight as they could.

Lincoln: This is easily the second worse death grip I've ever been in.

The girls let Lincoln go and he dusted himself off, his tail moved side to side slowly.

Lynn: Looks like you ate a devil fruit, bro.

Lincoln: Yeah, I ate the fruit called, "Tatsu-Goro-Supido no Mi".

Luna and Lynn seemed to understand but Luan seemed completely confused.

Luan: What?

Lynn: It stands for, "Dragon-Rumble-Speed Fruit".

Luna: It must be another devil fruit like mine.

Lincoln:(nods) Yup, let's talk more on my ship.

Lincoln pointed toward a ship, it was small, it had two masts, a brown hull, and looked to only have on under deck.

Lincoln: Let's go.

Luna: Wasn't it for sale?

Lincoln: It was, let me show you around it. Brisk!

The three girls noticed that they were standing on the deck of the ship.

Luan: What The Hell?!

Lynn: How'd We Get On The Ship?!

Lincoln: Easy, I moved you.

Luan: How?!

Lincoln: The "Rumble" side of my fruit gives me lightning-fast speed and the "Speed" side of my fruit greatly increases my speed, the mix of the two makes me much faster than light.

Luna: Alright then-

Luna stops mid-sentence when she and the other two sisters smelled something awful, they quickly backed away from Lincoln.

Lincoln: Yeah, I haven't really been able to bathe for a few years.

Luna: Luan, Bath Bomb.

Luan: Bath Bomb?

Luna: Bath Bomb.

Luan: Bath Bomb!

Luan pulled out three Bath Bombs and chucked them at Lincoln, instantly creating a massive pale green gas cloud around him, Lincoln coughed until the gas cleared and he didn't smell like a decayed rat's ass in the middle of a hot summer day. The group then set sail and celebrated with Pizza and Soda, then a question came to Luan mind.

Luan: So what did you guys do while we were all separated?

Luna: Well, as I said, I was a bounty hunter for a few years then some Marine Admiral made a perverted move on me. I said some things, then did some things now I'm a wanted criminal.

Luna took out a poster that said, 

Wanted Dead or Alive

Loud M. "Rocker Wolf" Luna

Bounty: 328,000,000 Beli

Lynn: Aw, Man! Well, all I did was raid a few bases and save the asses of a few revolutionaries.

Lynn then pulled out a poster that said,

Wanted Dead or Alive

Loud M. "Red Eye" Lynn

Bounty: 125,000,000 Beli

Luan: Well, I pranked a bunch of Marines Admirals for a few years after I tested all of my gear, and even made some new ones too!

Luan pulled out a poster that said,

Wanted Dead or Alive

Loud M. "Trick Shot" Luan

Bounty: 227,000,000 Beli

Lynn groaned as she read the bounty number, Luna looked at Lincoln, who was sipping a cup of soda.

Luna: So what about you bro?

Lincoln: I'm the captain and only a member of the Loud Pirates.

Lincoln pulls out a poster that said,

Wanted Dead or Alive

Loud M. "Blue Dragon" Lincoln

Bounty: 433,000,000 Beli

Luna: Dang bro! What you do to get that?!

Lincoln: You ever heard of Iron Hill?

Luan: I've heard of Iron Pit.

Lincoln: Exactly.

Lynn: So any spots open on your crew?

Lincoln: Yup, you two want in?

Luna: You know it!

Luan: Sign me up!

Lincoln vanishes and reappears with several large bottles of whiskey.

Lincoln: Great, let's get drunk to celebrate!

The sister cheered at the sound of booze and the family of four partied hard. Back on earth, in an insane asylum, a young teen girl sat in a straight jacket, her face covered by a mask with goggles and her mouth was showing, then a man dressed in all white walks in with a plate in his hand.

Man: Alright, here's your food.

The man put the food beside her, then walked out and shut the door, outside there was a younger man standing there.

Man: Okay, new guy, the only thing you need to know about this one is that she's crazy and super smart.

Young Man: Yes sir, um who is that anyway and what did she do to get put in here?

the man looked through the window of the door to see the teen girl eating.

Man: She tried to create a portal to another world by setting off every nuke in the world in exactly one spot.

The teen girl sat up straight.

Man: Her name is, Lisa Loud

'Lisa': Once I get free dear brother and sisters, I will find a way to get to you and I will have my revenge.

Lisa began laughing crazily, her laughter echoed throughout the building, she stopped and the young man shuttered.

Young Man: Freaks me then f*ck out.

That's for this chapter, bye