Making The Case
The episode begins with a shot of a trophy case consisting of...well..trophy.
Lincoln: "The Loud Family trophy case. My sisters and brother have done some pretty impressive stuff to get in here. There are Lynn's soccer trophies, Lola's pageant crowns, Lisa's Junior Nobel Prize, Y/n's short film trophies, and even Lily's won her thumb-sucking contests! And then there's me."
The camera shows such trophies are in their proper spots, but Lincoln's spot is completely vacant and he sighs
Lincoln: "I've tried everything to get into this trophy case."
It cuts to a flashback montage. In the first flashback, Lincoln is running a marathon, but he arrives at the finish line hours after it has finished. The second flashback sees him at a karate tournament; he tries to karate chop a board but breaks his arm in the process and is put in the hospital. The third sees him participating in a pageant.
Judge: "And the winner of the Little Miss Cutie Pie Pageant is...Liiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn-dsay Sweetwater!"
Lincoln sulks and we're back to the present
Lincoln: "But now, I finally have my chance! The 5th Grade Video Contest. Whoever's video gets the most votes wins this beauty."
He then points to the trophy on display, breathes on the glass and draws a heart around it, Clyde wipes it off.
Clyde: "You think you're going to win, Lincoln?"
Lincoln: "With what I have planned, I'm a shoe-in."
Clyde: "You said the same thing about the Cutie Pie pageant."
Lincoln: (defensively) "I was robbed!" (calmly) "Grab your camera."
Lincoln's wearing some kind of uniform for a stunt as Clyde films it.
Lincoln: "Are we rolling?" (in character) "Hey, fifth grade! Lincoln Loud here! Ever wonder what happens when 672 breath mints meet 88 gallons of diet soda? Well, you're about to find out!"
He rides on Lynn's skateboard off a ramp onto a catapult where he is launched by Charles and Cliff into a swimming pool full of diet soda, causing the soda and mints to shoot out like a geyser.
Clyde: (drenched in soda) "That was amazing! You're right. Everyone's gonna vote for this."
However, a while after uploading to the school's website's contest page, the video doesn't have any votes at all.
Lincoln: "Why isn't anybody voting for this?"
Clyde: "Maybe because they're all voting for this HamstaCam video."
He uploads a video of what is simply a hamster just running around in his wheel like any other hamster.
Lincoln: "50 votes?! Pssh! What's so great about some dumb hamster?"
Geo overheard that and chitters at him angrily
Lincoln: "Not you, Geo. You're awesome."
Clyde: "Hey! We got a vote! No, wait, it's a comment. Well, two comments."
Comment 1: Nice try, U shld go to UR BIG SISTER'S site for some tipzz. Her videos R sick: L.O.L. COMEDY CHANNEL
Comment 2: Nah! He should try his BIG BROTHER site instead. It's way sicker. He's like a future Hollywood director in the making.
Both of the comments then started fighting amongst themselves about which site is better
Clyde: "Sick? Sicker?!Oh, no! Do you think they have a virus!"
Lincoln: "It means awesome, Clyde. Click the link."
Clyde does so
LUAN OUT LOUD'S COMEDY CHANNEL
Lincoln: "Cute, but how many people wanna watch Luan- 50,000 followers?! Clyde! Click on the other link!"
Clyde quickly does so
Y/n website is shown which consists of short films and Bloopers
Lincoln: "Now. Let's see how much- 100,000 followers?! That's more than Luan! Clyde, do you know what this means?"
Clyde: "People waste a lot of time on the internet?"
Lincoln: "No! It means Luan and Y/n can help us win the video contest! Come on!"
Luan and Y/n looking over Lincoln's video.
Luan: "Mm-hmm..."
Y/n: "Interesting"
Lincoln: "Pretty sick, right?"
Clyde: "That means awesome."
Luan: "Yeah, not in this case."
Lincoln: (shocked) "What?!"
Luan: "Sorry, Linc. Stunts are so last year.
Y/n: "Plus, the way you shot the video is quite novice. The excessive shaking and zooming in and out. Nobody's like those types of videos."
Luan: "Exactly! If you want to win the contest, you have to make funny videos."
Lincoln: "Funny videos?"
Y/n: "That or cute video of animals. But people mostly love funny videos. Especially the one that consists of people failing at something."
Lincoln: "Well, how do I make those?"
Luan: "Easy. You just follow my one simple rule. Keep your camera on at all times, because you never know when you'll strike comedy gold. Ooh! Like this!" (films Clyde picking his nose)
Clyde: "Aw, come on! Erase that!"
Luan: "Don't worry, Clyde. I would never post it without your permission. Besides, I said comedy gold, not digging for gold." (laughs)
Y/n: "As always. Good one." (fist bump Luan as both smile)
A few hours have passed
Lincoln: "We've had the camera on all day! Where exactly is this comedy gold?" (beat)"Clyde? Are you listening to me?"
Clyde: "Sorry, Lincoln. I was just worried that Lynn was going to accidentally step on that rake, resulting in a series of escalating mishaps."
Lincoln: "That's great, Clyde, but a series of escalating mishaps?!" (They hide in a bush to film Lynn)
Lynn: (bouncing a Soccer ball off her head) "56...57...58...59..." (steps on the rake and gets hit) "Ouch!"
The ball bounces off a pole and onto her face, sending her flying onto a trampoline where she bounces off and lands in the soda pool.
Lincoln: "That was hilarious!"
Clyde: "Let's go upload it! This is gonna get a ton of votes!"
Lincoln: "I don't know, Clyde. Enough votes to beat HamstaCam?"
Clyde: (shakes his fist)"HamstaCam!"
Lincoln: (gets an idea) "If we struck comedy gold with one sister, with ten, we'll have Comedy Fort Knox!"
They laugh evilly and then film Luna next
Luna: (in a British accent, wearing jeans) "Just like me idol, Mick Swagger. All right!" (splits and rips her jeans, revealing her underwear; in her normal accent) "Oof! Ooh, drafty."
Lincoln and Clyde zoom in on her rip and laugh and move onto Lucy who's holding a bust of a vampire.
Lucy: "Oh, Edwin, I know you're forbidden to love a mortal like me, but I can't resist your piercing gaze, your sparkly skin, your icy lips..."
She kisses the bust and gets its wax lips over hers.
Lincoln: "Hmm...maybe something like this is a little too personal."
Clyde checks the school's site's poll
Clyde: "HamstaCam just got 10 more votes!"
Lincoln: (shakes fist) "HamstaCam! Eh, it's not that personal. Keep rolling."
They then secretly film Lori who is walking up to the fridge and looks around and thinks she's alone; she lets out what looks like a fart.
They film Lola who is sleeping with a mud mask, a sleeping mask, hair curlers, and a retainer to make herself beautiful
They move on to Lana who rummages through the trash and finds a piece of gum and chews it.
They film Lori again while she's texting and she presumably lets out another fart. They film Lisa who is reading a science book until she walks into the bannister. Leni comes in and walks aimlessly into the wall next to the bannister
They film Lori yet again while she's getting ready to go out for a drive and she presumably farts again, she notices the stench and rolls down the window.
Clyde: (intoxicated) "Ah, Lori's toots. It's like music to my ears."
Lincoln: "Now, this is gonna beat HamstaCam! Let's go upload it!"
Clyde remains under the guise of Lori's flatulence and Lincoln drags him with him. Y/n, sitting nearby and drinking water, watches Clyde practically swoon over Lori's less-than-glamorous moment and raises an eyebrow.
Y/n: "That kid has a problem"
The next day at school, all the kids are talking about Lincoln's video.
Female Classmate: "Lincoln, your video rocks! You got my vote!"
Lance: "Man. Lucy and that sculpture? What a weirdo!"
Elsewhere, Y/n is walking with his group of friends. Suddenly, he stops dead in his tracks, mid-step, with an intense expression.
Friends 1: "Dude, you okay?"
Friend 2: "Yeah. Why did you suddenly stop?"
Y/n: "I don't know why but I suddenly have the urge to punch a kid"
Back with Lincoln
Female Classmate: "And how about Lori?"
Lance: "You mean Miss Toots-A-Lot? She should see a doctor about that."
As the kids laugh, Lincoln starts to look a little worried.
Female Classmate: "So embarrassing."
Lincoln: "Embarrassing?"
Lance: "Yeah! My sisters would pulverize me if I posted a video like that!"
Lincoln: (scared) "Pulverize?"
Later, Lincoln and Clyde are walking.
Clyde: "You can't get pulverized, Lincoln! I'd never be able to find another best friend!"
Lincoln: "You won't have to. After I win the trophy on Friday, I'll just delete the video."
Clyde: (hugs his best friend) "Just in case...we had a good run, buddy."
Lincoln: "Don't worry, Clyde. My sisters will never know."
But as they reach his house, Lincoln swings open the door with confidence—only to come face-to-face with every one of his sisters and Y/n. The sisters are visibly furious, arms crossed and scowling, while Lori holds her phone up, showing the incriminating video. Y/n stands to the side, arms folded, his expression a mix of disappointment and simmering anger.
Clyde: "They know."
The sisters rant about Lincoln's video.
Lincoln: "Wait, wait, wait! Let me explain!"
Lori: (angrily) "You've got exactly three seconds before we pulverize you!"
Lynn cracks her knuckles, obviously for pulverizing Lincoln and Lisa starts a stopwatch to time Lincoln's very limited time and gives Lincoln a suspicious look.
Lincoln: "There was this video contest at school and I really wanted to win!"
Lola: "You showed my sleep face for some stupid CONTEST?!"
Lincoln: "I just wanted a trophy to put in the case like you guys!"
Luna: (angrily) "You think you deserve a trophy for that, bro?!"
Lincoln: "No. I don't deserve it. Look! I'll delete the video!"
Lucy: "Too late, Lincoln. The damage has already been done."
Lynn: (upset) "You made me look like a fool!"
Lucy: (also upset) "You made me look like a freak!"
Lori: (incredibly embarrassed) "You made me look like I fart! And for the record, it was these shoes! See?" (tries to make it look like they were making the farting noise but fails) "Of course it's not working now."
Y/n: (arms folded, shaking his head) "I'm really disappointed in you, Lincoln. At least you didn't film anything of me doing something embarrassing."
Clyde: (innocently) "Actually, we did! We put it on YouTube. It's that video where you were in your goth phase!"
Lincoln: (wide-eyed) "Clyde!"
Y/n: (expression darkening) "Say what now?"
Lori quickly swipes her phone to find the video of Y/n in his goth phase, and soon everyone is watching it. It shows Y/n, in black lipstick and eyeliner, wearing dark clothes and singing a sombre goth tune while solemnly scribbling "poetry" on a notepad. His sisters can barely contain themselves as they laugh, with Luna slapping her knee and Lola struggling to keep a straight face. Lucy watches intently, completely mesmerized, her eyes wide with admiration.
Lucy: "I'm impressed. That's a true commitment to the goth lifestyle."
As the laughter dies down, Y/n turns his gaze slowly towards Lincoln. His expression has changed from disappointment to simmering rage.
Lincoln: (backing up, sweating nervously) "Y/n, I... I'm sorry! Let me explain!"
Y/n: (deadpan, with fury in his voice) "I'm giving you to the count of five to start running before I break you."
Lincoln: (gulping) "Uh... can you make it ten?"
Y/n: "Five... four... three..."
Lincoln takes off, sprinting out the door with Clyde chasing after him, both terrified and scrambling to put distance between them and the wrath of Lincoln's family and Y/n.
Lincoln rushes to his room, slamming the door shut and locking it in a panic. Y/n stands outside, pounding on the door with a fist, his tone both amused and menacing.
Y/n: (in a singsong voice) "Sooner or later, Lincoln, you're gonna have to come out of there. And when you do... (he drops his voice ominously) you're dead."
Leni: "Big Bro. Don't you think this is going...too...far"
The sisters hold their breath, exchanging nervous glances, as Y/n slowly turns his head toward them. His face is stone-cold and serious, his eyes blazing with frustration.
One by one, the sisters take quick, cautious steps backwards, each mumbling nervous excuses as they scatter down the hall, leaving Y/n alone with his frustration. A few hours later...Y/n cold down and goes back to his room as Lincoln gets out and tries to apologize to his sister.
Lincoln: "Luna, let me explain!"
Luna: (drowning Lincoln out with heavy metal frustration) "Can't hear ya, bro!" (slams her door)
Lincoln: "Leni! Lori! I'm sorry!"
Lori: "You literally disgust me!"
Leni: "Yeah!"
(She walks into the wall and gets dragged in by Lori.)
Lincoln: "Lola! Lana! Please!"
Lola: "You're uninvited to my birthday party FOREVER!" (slams the door)
Lincoln sighs and Lana opens it and he thinks she will forgive him.
Lana: "I wanna slam it, too!" (She does so)
Lincoln: (knocks on Lisa's door) "Lisa! Lisa?" (Lisa slides a note under the door.) "Vengeance shall be mine." (turns to Lynn and Lucy) "Guys, come on! I'm your brother!"
Lynn growls in fury
Lucy: (coldly)"I have no brother!" (starts to close the door then opens it) "I know I say that a lot, but this time...I mean it." (slams door)
He goes to Y/n's room and tries to knock on the door to apologise but stops thinking that he's still angry at him before going to Luan instead
Lincoln: "Luan, you gotta help me! I was only doing what you and Y/n said!"
Luan: "You broke the unspoken rule: never post a video without the person's permission!"
Lincoln: "Why didn't you both tell me that?"
Luan: "Because it's unspoken." (she closes her eyes and angrily and despondently slams the door)
Lincoln: (sighs sadly) "How am I going to fix this? Well, goodbye, trophy." (deletes the video)
Computer: "DELETED."
Lincoln: "Well, HamstaCam, looks like you win."
Extra footage of HamstaCam shows the hamster slipping out of his wheel and getting sprayed by his drinking tube.
Lincoln: "I guess it's hard for anyone to have the camera on you all the time." (gets an idea) "Camera on you all the time! That's it!" (goes to Luan) "Luan! You said your one simple rule is to always have your camera on, right?"
Luan: "That is correct, Captain Obvious."
Lincoln: "Then I'm going to need to borrow all your footage of me."
Luan: "You mean...Comedy Fort Knox?" (She reveals a vault of footage of Lincoln she's filmed over the years.)
Lincoln is filming a new video about himself.
Lincoln: "Hey, fifth grade! Lincoln Loud here! Ever wonder what happens when one brother messes up and embarrasses all ten of his sisters? I didn't think you would. But this is how you fix it." (holds up a copyright card) "Oh, and for legal reasons, all videos were provided by Luan Out Loud, LLC. All rights reserved, patent pending. Let 'er rip!"
The first clip is of Lincoln in his underwear pretending to flex muscles and kissing his arm; the next clip is of him holding a photo of a girl named Cristina, which he's taped on the Edwin bust.
Lincoln: (suavely) "Well, Cristina, I can't say I'm surprised you asked me out. I've seen the way you look at me in the lunch line."
The next clip is of him dancing around in some silly outfit; the next clip has him combing his one-chest hair and for some reason watering it; the next clip is of him watching a sappy reality show about a man choosing his woman.
Man: "Bentley, will you accept this rose?"
Lincoln starts crying; more footage of him admiring Cristina.
Lincoln: "Oh, this manly thing? Yes, it is a chest hair. The first of many, I'm sure."
The next clip is of him sleeping with Bun-Bun and sucking his thumb; the next clip is of Lori letting out a fart and Lincoln walking by and falling over from the stench; the next clip is of him singing in the shower.
Lincoln: "♫ Groomin' the chest hair, I'm groomin' the chest hair, I'm groomin' the- ♫" (slips and falls)
Even more footage of him and the Cristina photo.
Lincoln: "Come on, Cristina. I've thought about it, you've thought about it, why are we fighting this?"
He puts on breath spray, but the photo slips off the bust he taped the photo on and he kisses the bust instead. The video end and all of the kids are laughing at it, except a stunned Cristina.
Female Classmate: "Oh, Lincoln."
Lance: "And just to be clear, we're laughing at you, not with you."
Female Classmate: "I thought your sisters' and brother's video was embarrassing, but this takes the cake! And still to lose out to a hamster? Ouch!" (Lincoln sighs in defeat)
Outside the Loud House, a depressed Lincoln comes back.
Lincoln: "I sure hope that worked."
He opens the door only to find out that his sisters and brother are STILL furious
Lincoln: "It didn't work."
Lori: (sternly) "Lincoln..."
Lincoln: (apologetically) "I know I embarrassed you and I can't undo it, and I'm sorry, but the least I could do was embarrass myself right along with you, that way we'd all be even!"
Lynn: "Even? You think this makes us even?"
Lincoln: "Well, I was trying to-"
Lynn: "Yours was way worse!"
Y/n: "It was way worse than mine...and that's saying something."
Lori: (cheerfully) "Yeah! That video was hysterical!"
The other sisters start laughing too, and Y/n's tough exterior softens as he grins at his younger brother. They gather around Lincoln, surrounding him in a forgiving and affectionate group.
Lincoln: "So, we're good?"
Lucy: "We're good...brother."
Luan: "Sorry you didn't win the trophy."
Lori: "But we appreciate what you did and thought you deserved something."
Y/n reaches into his bag, pulling out a small, homemade trophy with the words "Most Improved Brother" scribbled across the front. He hands it to Lincoln, his expression finally softening completely.
Y/n: "And I'm sorry for how I acted, Lincoln. My anger got the best of me. I shouldn't have tried to scare you like that."
Lincoln: (gratefully) "Wow. Thanks, guys. And... don't worry, Y/n. You don't have to apologize. I was way out of line for posting your goth phase without even thinking of how it would make you feel."
Lola and Lynn hug him and Luna pats him on the head, while Y/n ruffle his head; he runs to the case and places the trophy in his spot.
Lincoln: "Most Improved Brother." *to the viewers) "I did it. My sisters and brother no longer despise me, Cristina's switching classes, and I finally made the case."
Another flatulent sound occurs and the other girls and Y/n look at Lori suspiciously and in disbelief.
Y/n: (smirking) "Sure that was your shoe again, Lori?"
Lori: "It was my shoe! I swear!"
Rock and roll music is heard as it ends the episode.
(Change of Mind. No Harem. Only Carlotta Casagrande. And for those who doesn't know who she is, here's a picture. Enjoy)
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