It was just like any other day in the Loud's house where we can see Lincoln is playing a VR game where you fight zombies with breakdancing.

Lincoln: "Take that, zombie!" [twerks] "Feel my twerk, you evil jerk!" [killing zombies; does a pelvic thrust at Y/n direction.] "Hoo!"

Y/n who was sitting on the sofa, at the living room, just looks at Lincoln dancing while a smile on his face before changing his expression to disgust at Lincoln thrusting at him.

Y/n: "I shouldn't have bought that thing for his birthday."

He whispered to himself when Lincoln moved away from the living room.

Lincoln continues to breakdance; he goes up the stairs and does more moves in the hallway where he then enters one particular room.

Lori: "Lincoln!"

Lincoln takes the goggles off and sees Lori making an angry expression at him.

Lincoln: "AAHHH!"

Lori: "There's only one rule in this house: Stay out of my bedroom! If I catch you in here again, I will literally turn you into a human pretzel!"

Lori: "No, not you, Bobby." (giggles) "One sec, okay?"

She then kicks Lincoln out of her room. Lincoln puts his goggles back on and continues to dance the zombies away

Lincoln: "Oh, yeah!" (goes into the bathroom; realizes what he's doing in there.) "Zombies don't need to see this." (takes the goggles off and sets them on the sink)

There's a knock at the door.

Lincoln: "Occupied!"

The knocking then turns into a pounding.

Lincoln: (annoyed) "I can't believe some..."

He answers the door to see Lori is there

Lori: (on the phone) "Bobby, you'll never guess what Whitney said to me today."

Lincoln: (rhetorically) "That you don't respect a man's privacy?"

Lori: (ignoring Lincoln and kicking him out) "No, silly! Not even. She was all like..."

Lincoln: "Man, Y/n's not kidding when he said you're obsessed with Bobby!"

Lori: "Did you say something Lincoln?"(open the bathroom door and glare at Lincoln)

Lincoln: "N-nothing!"

Lincoln goes to his room and realizes something.

Lincoln: "Oh no! My gaming glasses!"

He quickly rushes to the bathroom but is stopped by Lola and Lana who are dressed in some kind of authority attire.

Lana: "No running in the hallway!"

Lincoln: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Lola: "Lana, is this maggot giving you lip?" (writes Lincoln up)

Lana: "We're the new hall monitors at school, so we're practicing at home."

They give Lincoln a ticket.

Lola: "If we catch you speeding again, you're going downtown! We already locked up Luan for telling bad jokes."

They then reveals Luan who is in a cardboard jail cell.

Luan: "Hey! Did you hear the one about the thief who stole a calendar? He got twelve months!" (laughs to rimshot) "Get it?"

Lola: "That's five more minutes, dirt bag!"

Luan: "Y/n will gets it. He always laughs at my jokes." (She says to herself, sadly)

Lana: "Shut it!"

Lincoln: "Okay, okay. I'll walk within the speed limit. I swear."

Lana: "NO SWEARING!"

As they leave for their room/office, Lincoln goes to the bathroom to find that his goggles are now totaled.

Lincoln: "Someone stepped on my glasses! NOOOOO!"

Since Lori kicked him out when he left them in there, he automatically blames her and sees that she left in the family van.

Lincoln: (enraged) "LORI! YOU DIRT BAG!"

Later, Clyde is being told the story of the incident by Lincoln while in they are in the white haired boy room

Lincoln: "One minute I'm electric-sliding with the undead, and the next..." (groans) "It's all Lori's fault!"

Clyde: (holding the goggles) "I can't believe it!"

Lincoln: "I know! She didn't even say sorry!"

Clyde: (lovestruck) "No. I can't believe these were touched by Lori's beautiful tootsies..." (cradles the glasses)

Lincoln: "Snap out of it, Clyde! Lori's a monster! All she cares about is talking on her stupid phone! Well, I'm going to give her a call she'll never forget..."

Clyde: "What are you gonna say?"

Lincoln looks in his drawer and pulls out a sheet of paper and shows it to Clyde

Clyde: "Why 'blank' is the worst sister ever"?

Lincoln: (evilly) "I knew this would come in handy someday. I just didn't know which sister would be getting it."

He writes Lori's name in the blank.

Lincoln: "But you, Lori Loud, have made my decision very easy."

He dials Lori's phone number on his duck phone.

Clyde: "What about your brother? Don't you have one of this for him as well?"

Lincoln: "No. Because I know my big brother and he's the nicest of my siblings...after Leni of course. And also, he bought me that gaming glasses for my birthday."

Clyde: "Well what don't you just tell him what happened? I mean, he bought it for you right?"

Lincoln: "Yes. But he's not here in the house. I don't even know where he is. So this is my next plan"

While Lincoln is waiting, Luna is jamming, and riffs to the last note of Lori's ringtone

Lincoln: (impatient) "Agh. Must be charging her phone. No worries. I'll just leave it on her voicemail."

Lori's Voicemail: "Hey, this is Lori. You know what to do." (Beep)

Lincoln: "Hey, Lori. It's your dear brother, Lincoln. There's something I've been meaning to tell you. You are..."

Luna bursts into his room and rocks out as he goes into a blindingly raging rant about Lori, censoring the message for any profanity it may contain. Clyde can only watch in despair as his crush is getting roasted. Luna then leaves.

Lincoln: "...and that is why you are the WORST SISTER EVER!" (hangs up) "What do you think, Clyde?"

Clyde faints; enter Lori

Lori: "Hey, bro. I just wanted to say I'm so sorry I stepped on your stupid toy. So I went out and bought you a stupid new one."

Lincoln: (shocked at her generosity) "You did what now?"

Lori: (hands him new glasses) "I don't really know what type of toy is that, so I bring Y/n with me, so he can show me the same thing that he bought for you. Also, I'm very impressed you didn't freak out over this. Very mature."

Lincoln: (nervously chuckles) Yep. That's me. Mr. Mature."

As Lori leaves, Lincoln realizes he made a terrible mistake.

Lincoln: "Clyde! What have I done? I called Lori a-" (guitar riff) "-when she's actually a-" (harp string) "What am I gonna do?! You're right! Lori clearly hasn't listened to the voicemail yet, or I'd be a human pretzel. We gotta delete the message!"

Clyde: (comes to) "Huh?" (falls over)

Lincoln: "Good talk."

Lincoln and Clyde are peaking out the door; Lola and Lana are tracking a trail of poop that leads from Lynn and Lucy's room to Luan and Luna's; Lori has locked up her room and entered the security password and leaves.

Lincoln: "Perfect! Lori doesn't have her cell which means it's still in there charging. Our mission is to infiltrate her room and delete the message before she gets back."

Clyde: "But Lori's room is off limits."

Lincoln: "I know. That's why I need you to be a lookout for her."

Clyde: "That's easy. I'm always on the lookout for Lori."

Lincoln: "Then let's do this!"

They fist-bump for luck

Clyde: (sneaks through the hallway) "In position."

Lincoln: "Roger that."

Lana: "I know poop when I see it, and that's definitely some poop."

Lincoln: "Drat! The po-po! I can't go through, so I'm gonna have to go over!"

Lincoln sneaks by while the twins check the sound he made only to see he's nowhere; he's hiding up on the top of the doorway and tosses a hamster treat that Geo goes after

Lana: "Hey, fur ball! No speeding!"

The twins give chase to Geo

Twins: "Hey! What did we just say? Get back here!"

Lincoln sneaks into the vent

Lincoln:

Lincoln: "I'm in."

Clyde: (with a schematic of the house) "Great. Proceed two clicks north, hook a left, and you should be right over the target."

Lincoln heads down that pathway

Lincoln: "I've got eyes on the package."

He breaks into Lori's room and finds the phone still charging

Clyde: "Lincoln! Lori's coming!"

Lincoln: "You're going to have to stall her!"

Clyde: "Roger that..."

He then draws a mustache on his upper lip with a marker and tears off his shirt, revealing a white tux underneath it and acts so suave as Lori approaches

Clyde: "Hey, beautiful, you take these stairs often?"

Lori: (throws her arms around him and swoons) "I will now...handsome~..." (winks to him)

Lincoln grabs the phone and starts playing the message

Message: "Hey, Lori. It's your dear brother, Lincoln." (Lincoln deletes it)

Phone: "Message deleted."

Lincoln sneaks out right before Lori enters; and it turns out it was all just a dramatization of what could happen

Lincoln: "And that's how we're gonna do it!"

Clyde: "I love it! Especially the part where I get to talk to Lori." (starts applying perfume onto him)

Lincoln: (coughs) "Is that perfume?"

Clyde: "Yeah. It's my Nana's."

Lincoln: "Here are the blueprints for the vents." (hands Clyde a drawing of them with some red stuff all over)

Clyde: "Are these food stains?

Lincoln: "I eat ketchup-sandwiches while I floor-plan." (hears a door opening) "Quiet! Lori's coming!"

Lori locks the door to her room and enters the security password just like in the dramatization

Lincoln: "Okay, let's do this."

Clyde: (hops over to the position from the dramatization) "I'M IN POSITION!"

The loud feedback on the other end knocks Lincoln back

Lincoln: "Roger that." (sees Lola writing Lily up for not wearing her diaper)

Lola: "No, I can't let you off with a warning!"

Lily: (laughs)

Lincoln sneaks by, but Cliff gets on his hat and starts padding it; Lincoln shoos him off only for the cat's tail to hit his nose and stifles a sneeze with Lily's diaper

Lola: "Next time, remember. This is a mandatory diaper zone!"

Lincoln realizes he just used it and throws up; this gets the twin guards' attention and he's hiding up the doorway, but his hands are covered in ketchup, causing him to slip

Lincoln: "Gah...ketchup fingers..."

The twins see Lily crawling away

Lana: "She's making a crawl for it!"

They chase after her; Lincoln manages to sneak into the vents

Lincoln: "Clyde, I'm in."

Lucy is right next to him

Lucy: "Hey, Lincoln."

Lincoln: (screams) "Lucy! What are you doing in here?"

Lucy: "I come here to think. I actually just wrote a new poem called "Ventilate".

"Inside the wall
I choose to be alone
If I ever get stuck
Please listen for my moan."

Lincoln: (nervous) "Riiight." (chuckles) "Clyde, get me to Lori's room, now." (creeps away from Lucy).

Clyde: "Go three clicks, and a right. Or was it three rights and a click? Wait. What's a click?"

Lincoln: (crawling around) "Never mind. I think I'm there."

He then falls through the vent hatch and slips but thankfully, Lucy catches him before he hits the bathroom floor

Lucy: "Hey, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Phew. Thanks, Luce."

Lincoln's radio fell into the toilet

Clyde: "Lincoln! Everything okay?"

Lincoln: (swings and plunges the radio out) "Yeah, Clyde." (groans at the soggy texture his radio has been contaminated with "Everything's perfect."

More vent excavations

Lincoln: "I've got eyes on the package."

Clyde: "Package? What about Lori's phone?"

Lincoln facepalms and enters Lori's room via a red rope; however, it seems to be coming undone

Lincoln: "Clyde, what kind of rope is this?"

Clyde: "Cherry licorice rope."

Lincoln screams and thuds onto the floor; this gets both Lori and Y/n attention as they both heads up the stairs to check it out.

Clyde: (frantic)Lincoln! Lori's
coming!" (suave) "Don't worry, I'll stall her."

He draws a fake mustache on his upper lip and takes his shirt off and approaches Lori only to be stunned by her beauty

Y/n and Lori can be seen walking up the stairs trying to see what the noise is, while talking to each other

Y/n: "It's a nice thing you did for Lincoln today, sis."

Lori: "Yeah. I just feel bad what I did to his stupid toy. By the way, I saw you talking to a girl at the mall when I was buying Lincoln's toy, you like her or something?~"

Y/n: "I don't know what you're talking about Lori"

They both stopped when they see Clyde in front of them.

Lori: "What?"

Clyde suddenly gets a nasty nosebleed from his shyness.

Lori: "Ugh! Gross!" (runs to her room)

Y/n: "That's just great. I'll get the tissue"

Goes back down the stairs, leaving Clyde with his still blood running nose

Lincoln is just about to delete the message when he hears Lori just about to come on; she enters and looks around with an displeased look on her face; Lincoln is hiding under her bed; Lori kicks off her shoes right under them and they hit Lincoln in his face.

Lincoln: "Ugh!" (shuts his mouth$

Lori: (suspiciously checks under her bed) "So, this is where all my shoes are." (sees all her shoes and boots under her bed)

Lincoln had escaped her line of sight and tries reaching for the phone, but Walt perches right onto it and bites Lincoln's finger, making him hold in his yelp of pain; Lori's phone finishes charging

Lori: "Finally." (takes phone) "Ooh! New messages! I'm so loved!" (leaves)

Lincoln: (panicking) "Mission is compromised! The package is on the move! Clyde?"

Clyde has covered his nostrils with tissues to clear up the bleeding. Y/n looks at the young boy, making sure he's alright as he is holding a box of tissues

Lincoln: "Clyde! Do you read me?!"

Lori is listening to all of her messages she got

Message 1: "Hey, babe. It's Bobby. Do you think we'll always be together?"

Lori: "Aww! Totes saving that one!" (saves it)

Clyde faints again

Y/n: "Seriously?"

Message 2: "Hey, babe. It's Bobby again. Should our couple name be Bori or Lobby?"

Lori: (saves it) "Saved."

Lincoln hurries to stop Lori from getting to his message, but the twins stop him

Lola: "We warned you, dirt bag!"

Lana: "It's the clink for Linc!"

Lincoln: "Look! Luan's making a jailbreak!"

The twins turn around and Lincoln makes a break for it downstairs

Lana: "Hey!"

Lola: "Oh, forget that bum. He's out of our jurisdiction now."

Lana: "Yeah. Let's get doughnuts."

They head out for a doughnut break; Lincoln gets downstairs and finds out that he's too late and Lori is already listening to his hateful message

Message: "Hey, Lori. It's your dear brother, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Lori!" (slow motion diving at her) "NOOOOO!" (thuds at normal speed) "Ugh!"

Message: "There's something I've been meaning to tell you. You are..."

Lincoln looks on in horror, but Lori deletes it before the rant can begin

Lori: (angry) "Ugh! Delete! Lincoln, there are two rules in this house: stay out of my room, and never call my phone! My voicemail is full enough without useless messages from you!"

Lincoln: (sarcastically relieved) "Gee, Lori, I'm sorry."

Lori: (calms down) "But, I'm gonna let it slide this time 'cause you were so mature when I broke your stupid toy."

Lincoln: (sheepishly chuckles) "Yeah, right. That's me. Mr. Mature."

Lori gets a call and answers it.

Lori: "Bobby. Only 12 messages today? I thought you cared about me."

Lincoln: (He sighs with relief before looking at the readers) "Next time I have a problem with one of my sisters or brother, I'll just talk to them instead of leaving a message or writing a nasty letter. Speaking of which, where is that letter?" (looks around for it but can't find it)

Lori: (plucking nose hairs while talking to Bobby) "If you want our couple name to be Lobby, you're going to have to show a little-" (sees something on the floor) "What's this? Why Lori is the worst sister ever? (fuming) Bobby, I gotta go. I'm about to turn Lincoln into a human pretzel!"

Lincoln is scratching his head and jumps in shocked as Lori burst out of the bathroom with the letter on her hand showing the letter to him

Lori: (furious) "LINCOLN! WHAT IS THIS?!"

Lincoln: "Well, it's time to do the official dance of the Loud House: the Running Man!" (puts on his new game goggles and starts dancing away from Lori's wrath.)

Lori: (exasperatingly rages) "WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA-"

Luna rocks out to censor Lori's rant of revenge, just like she did for Lincoln. Y/n tried to scolded Lori for cursing, but was stopped by Lori glaring at him.

Y/n: "You know what, I think I'm just going to take this kid home" (he picked up the fainted Clyde and walked down the stairs)