Loud House Shorts Part 9

Yeah it's November, so what!?  I'm still doing Halloween stories!

Fiona was shocked at the revelation of the scarves, more so on the fact that the boys were interstellar patrolmen from another timeline.  She's not gonna escape from them this time, as she is wanted in 10 galaxies for fraud, felony menacing and intimidation.


Luna of Burg was quite the singer, so it wasn't really a surprise that she ended up referring herself as a Loud.  The real surprise came from the Magic Emperor, who knew of her true origins.

*tv static*

(Terminator 2 Ending plays)

*T-1000 Gives a final thumbs up before he is submerged for good, with Lincoln in place of John Connor and Lori Loud.*

"So, what now?" Lincoln asked.

"I'm kinda hungry...lets get outta here.  You think they'd believe us after what happened here?"  Lori asked.

"Probably not, judging by the swath of destruction..." Lincoln quipped.

"I'm sure gonna miss that guy, even though he scared me, kinda." Lori said as they made their way out the factory.

*Sorry, I didn't wanna make jokes about this movie's ending.  It holds a special place within me.*

*tv static*

"Shields are down to 32%! We can't handle much more!"

*the screen garbles for a few seconds*

"Hi, I'm here with the Galactic Tours Cruiselines!  Would you like to-"

Loud Family: NO!  SHOVE THAT TELEMARKETING CRUD FROM SPACE AND SHOVE RIGHT UP YOUR-

*Transmission Ended*

*tv static*


Lana: Rated E-T For the ususal shenanigans!


"Maybe I'm foolish, or maybe I'm blind..." As he continues singing, he reflects of how he got to this point:

*Flashback to Delphi Town Siege, then the Blue Earth Disaster, then the Royal City Siege.*

"What is the Will Of the Sword of Delphi!?"

IT IS OUR WEAPON AGAINST ALL DARKNESS FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC!

"What is Elysium!?"

THE VANGUARD OF THE LOUDVERSE!

"What is your Directive!?"

PROTECT ALL, FEAR NONE, CARRY THE LIFELIGHT!

*The Loudverse in all its splendor, its tragedies, and its hope, zoom in and past the D.I.A.G Louds in their transformed states, while the dark silhouettes of their foes loom behind them, with the song finishing in a climatic score*

"I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL! (X2)"

Borderless Worlds: Arc 2!  Coming Soon December 2020!

"Impressive trailer, second eldest brother unit...you captured our likeness in a 60 second clip.  Your vocal tuning was a bit off by 2.1 seconds, though.  We'll work on it!" Lisa commented.

"Fair enough...this might inspire new writers and bring back old writers!"

(seriously, its coming.)


*tv static

https://youtu.be/Gmm4Rr1jnSo

A Star Trek Recital!

The Star Trek cast is replaced with Loud House characters for this scene.

Lincoln: "Khan you blood sucker, you have to do your own dirty work from now on, do you hear me!?  DO YOU!?"

Maggie: "Kirk...you're still alive, old friend!"

Lincoln: "STILL, old friend...you managed to kill just about everyone else but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the targets!

Maggie: *Evil grin*  Perhaps I no longer need to try!

*her crew mates beam the Exodus Gear to her ship...much to the shock of the crew mates of the U.S.S. Loud House.*

Lincoln: Khan...you got the project, but you don't have me...you were gonna kill me, but you're gonna have to come down here!

Maggie: *coldest voice*  I've done worse than that...I've hurt you.  And I wish to go on, hurting you...I shall leave you like you left ME, like you left her: Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet...BURIED ALIVE!

*on Lincoln's comm* Buried Alive!

Lincoln: *with pure unfiltered rage* KHAAAAAN!  KHAAAAAAN!

Maggie: *shudders with excitement*

(freaky!)

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