Loud House Shorts Part 13
Meanwhile, in a world where gamer elites rule the world...
Lincoln: YOU SNATCHED MY MATTRESS OUT MY ROOM!?
Lori: We know you're on X Games mode most of the time!
Lana: Yeah, so tell us your secret!
Lincoln: You know I'm not telling you about the sweet spot!
Lucy: You're a horrible liar Lincoln you ain't about that life, stop that.
Lincoln: Lucy, you know better than-
Lisa: According to my fancy sweet math calculations, the Sweet Spot is the dankest seat in the Vanzilla, with optimal beverage chiller, sweet reception to the AUX Cord jack. AND a direct line to the FAZE Clan.
Lincoln: I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE, I JUST WANT MY SEAT!
Lisa: Fair enough
Lori: Wait a sec, is that dissing I hear about the FAZE Clan!? You know they're undisputed!
Luna: NO, STEELSERIES IS BETTER, RIGHT LOLA!?
Lola: They're good but they can't handle my skills
Lana: Yeah, so I should get that spot!
Luna: NO WAY DUDES, STEELSERIES HAS GOO STUFF!
Leni: NO! FAZE Clan has better quality!
Lincoln: You're all ameturs, guys! I still hold that seat, and you're not taking it from me...unless you wanna settle in Smash!
Lynn: You're gonna GET smashed in a minute!
*the Loud sisters glare at him*
Lana: GET THIS HATER!
*Little did he know that his victory was short lived...as Luan opened the other door*
Lincoln: Dang it...MLG'S got me good.
*tv static*
"Run from it, hide from it...destiny arrives!"
"Sid...are you using the voice changer again?
"Nooo..."
*tv static*
"Captain...can you hear me?"
*pan to said left, as the Falcon flies in.*
"Sam"
*suddenly every hero and anti-hero form past present and future movies, anime and cartoon show up.*
Lincoln: Deal me in Mr. Captain!
*tv static*
Maggie: This is no time for games...FAREWELL!
Lincoln: Say something, you fake Emo!
*Maggie snickers and tries to warp out, but fails, she finds her batteries depleted*
Maggie: What the fu-*Takedown Outta Nowhere!*
*tv static*
Gradius Force Ronnie-Anne: Wait a sec, I'm not even silv-
Silver Sid: I'm Silver!
Gradius Force Ronnie Anne: Quiet you!
Silver Sid: Yes, sir...
Lincoln: You have hair, just like mine! That makes you 'Super'! *cheesy smug grin*
Gradius Force Ronnie Anne: Don't even joke like that!
Lincoln: *Points to a tiny, tiny silver hair.* See, you're super now!
Maggie Greystorm: It's that ego of his...*points at the 4th wall while wearing Season 1 Yu-Gi-Oh clothing with the Millennium Puzzle* HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
(Gradius Ronnie Anne will show up eventually...hopefully as a rival.)
*tv static*
Lincoln: Hey, Maggie check out these cool art DA's got of us! Okay, Maggie at work...*laughs at her working at the Krusty Krab*
Maggie: HEY, I DO NOT FAKE ICE CREAM PROBLEMS, *sotto voice* that often. Well, what about me and you, there's gotta art of both of us, dueling on top of an active lava flow...FIGHTING TO SEE WHO'S THE ULTIMATE-
Lincoln: Okay okay! Maggie and Lincoln...there!
*their eyes of shock say it all*
Lincoln: Is that...
Maggie: and is that my...
*turns out it was a fusion of both characters Vegito Style*
Both: That looks awesome!
*Meanwhile in a pitched battle with a Zamasu fusion.*
Maggicoln: This form just came off the shelf! *smug grin* Like what you see!? Now here's something you're gonna love! *gets into their battle stance* MAGGICOLN, BLUUUUUUUE!!
Maggicoln Blue: It's time to pay for your crimes! *roars as they charge into battle*
*the 'Holy Being', kicks below the belt, nearly defusing Maggicoln*
Maggicoln: *ugh!* That was a dirty move! C-can we beat this guy? I'm stumped...why ask me? You're the one with the plan!
Merged Zamasu: A-are you talking to yourself!
Maggicoln Blue: Quiet you!
*tv static*
Lily: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!?
Lincoln: THAT SONG DIDN'T AGE WELL!
*Lily slowly turns her head, with a dark grimace*
Lily: RUN.
*cue fight cloud, as she beats on Lincoln like a drum*
*tv static*
Lucy: Sigh, this is not his strongest chapter...Thanksgiving wiped him out. *points to Gennai asleep on the couch, snoring*
Lisa: Tryptophan is one hell of a chemical. Especially when you eat enough cookies to fill a 7 year old with a sugar rush that can out preform a V-8 Engine.
*cue Lola rushing in, Hyper Sonic style and glowing several colors*
Luan: Stay tuned for to this series for more stuff from the Loudverse!
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