Loud House Shorts Part 13

Meanwhile, in a world where gamer elites rule the world...

Lincoln: YOU SNATCHED MY MATTRESS OUT MY ROOM!?

Lori: We know you're on X Games mode most of the time!

Lana: Yeah, so tell us your secret!

Lincoln: You know I'm not telling you about the sweet spot!

Lucy: You're a horrible liar Lincoln you ain't about that life, stop that.

Lincoln: Lucy, you know better than-

Lisa: According to my fancy sweet math calculations, the Sweet Spot is the dankest seat in the Vanzilla, with optimal beverage chiller, sweet reception to the AUX Cord jack. AND a direct line to the FAZE Clan.

Lincoln: I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE, I JUST WANT MY SEAT!

Lisa: Fair enough

Lori: Wait a sec, is that dissing I hear about the FAZE Clan!?  You know they're undisputed!

Luna: NO, STEELSERIES IS BETTER, RIGHT LOLA!?

Lola: They're good but they can't handle my skills

Lana: Yeah, so I should get that spot!

Luna: NO WAY DUDES, STEELSERIES HAS GOO STUFF!

Leni: NO!  FAZE Clan has better quality!

Lincoln: You're all ameturs, guys!  I still hold that seat, and you're not taking it from me...unless you wanna settle in Smash!

Lynn: You're gonna GET smashed in a minute!

*the Loud sisters glare at him*

Lana: GET THIS HATER!

*Little did he know that his victory was short lived...as Luan opened the other door*

Lincoln: Dang it...MLG'S got me good.

*tv static*

"Run from it, hide from it...destiny arrives!"

"Sid...are you using the voice changer again?

"Nooo..."

*tv static*

"Captain...can you hear me?"

*pan to said left, as the Falcon flies in.*

"Sam"

*suddenly every hero and anti-hero form past present and future movies, anime and cartoon show up.*

Lincoln: Deal me in Mr. Captain!

*tv static*

Maggie: This is no time for games...FAREWELL!

Lincoln: Say something, you fake Emo!

*Maggie snickers and tries to warp out, but fails, she finds her batteries depleted*

Maggie: What the fu-*Takedown Outta Nowhere!*

*tv static*

Gradius Force Ronnie-Anne: Wait a sec, I'm not even silv-

Silver Sid: I'm Silver!

Gradius Force Ronnie Anne: Quiet you!

Silver Sid: Yes, sir...

Lincoln: You have hair, just like mine!  That makes you 'Super'! *cheesy smug grin*

Gradius Force Ronnie Anne: Don't even joke like that!

Lincoln: *Points to a tiny, tiny silver hair.*  See, you're super now!

Maggie Greystorm: It's that ego of his...*points at the 4th wall while wearing Season 1 Yu-Gi-Oh clothing with the Millennium Puzzle*  HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!

(Gradius Ronnie Anne will show up eventually...hopefully as a rival.)

*tv static*

Lincoln: Hey, Maggie check out these cool art DA's got of us!  Okay, Maggie at work...*laughs at her working at the Krusty Krab*

Maggie: HEY, I DO NOT FAKE ICE CREAM PROBLEMS, *sotto voice* that often.  Well, what about me and you, there's gotta art of both of us, dueling on top of an active lava flow...FIGHTING TO SEE WHO'S THE ULTIMATE-

Lincoln: Okay okay!  Maggie and Lincoln...there!

*their eyes of shock say it all*

Lincoln: Is that...

Maggie: and is that my...

*turns out it was a fusion of both characters Vegito Style*

Both: That looks awesome!

*Meanwhile in a pitched battle with a Zamasu fusion.*

Maggicoln: This form just came off the shelf!  *smug grin* Like what you see!?  Now here's something you're gonna love!  *gets into their battle stance* MAGGICOLN, BLUUUUUUUE!!

Maggicoln Blue: It's time to pay for your crimes!  *roars as they charge into battle*

*the 'Holy Being', kicks below the belt, nearly defusing Maggicoln*

Maggicoln: *ugh!*  That was a dirty move!  C-can we beat this guy?  I'm stumped...why ask me?  You're the one with the plan!

Merged Zamasu: A-are you talking to yourself!

Maggicoln Blue: Quiet you!

*tv static*

Lily:  WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!?

Lincoln: THAT SONG DIDN'T AGE WELL!

*Lily slowly turns her head, with a dark grimace*

Lily: RUN.

*cue fight cloud, as she beats on Lincoln like a drum*

*tv static*

Lucy: Sigh, this is not his strongest chapter...Thanksgiving wiped him out. *points to Gennai asleep on the couch, snoring*

Lisa: Tryptophan is one hell of a chemical.  Especially when you eat enough cookies to fill a 7 year old with a sugar rush that can out preform a V-8 Engine.

*cue Lola rushing in, Hyper Sonic style and glowing several colors*

Luan: Stay tuned for to this series for more stuff from the Loudverse!

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