Loud Hose Shorts Part 12

Two sentence horror Thanksgiving special!


What started out as a simple family gathering, turned into a horror show.  Lisa gulped as she saw the genetically engineered turkeys spread around the house.

On Delphi Prime, the word about Thanksgiving was spreading like wildfire.  It helped that a rogue Turkedion (Turkey-based species) was spreading a non-lethal, but still horrifying disease that turned some of said populace into turkeys...

On Earth, the horror was just getting started as the oldest Louds were mutating partially into giant birds.  It's one thing to read horror, but for Lucy, she wouldn't wish this on anyone!

Strangely, Leni's only complaint was that she won't fit into her clothes.  Not that it would matter since she had feathers all over her person, much to Lori's dismay.

The younger Louds especially Lincoln were not affected, but even so they had to take precautions.  Little did they know as they were suiting up, their fight was far from over.

The alarm was sounded, the infected people got loose.  Capture would have been simple if it were not for one thing: the Louds were the ones that were infected.

Racing against time to recover the older Loud siblings, Lincoln and his younger sisters searched their hometown. What they only found was an outbreak of proportions.

Lisa was about to give up hope, but there was one way to end this nasty outbreak.  The only gravy deposit in town was the superstore, and guess who ran it?

Meanwhile the other Louds were keeping their infected family and friends at bay.  Time was running out for out heroes!

Just when all was going to be lost to the mutated turkey-people, Lisa and the superstore manager, wearing Rambo style clothes, screaming, launched their barrage of gravy guns.  They cheered, but it was not over yet as a gigantic turkey-Lori broke through the wall!

Out of all the people to be hardest to restore to human Lori was the worst case by far.  "We're gonna need a bigger gravy baster..." Lisa said, much to her chagrin.

Standing at 8 feet and really angry the were-turkey Lori charged at her siblings.  A tough battle ensued, which only one would be the victor in battle.

Lisa had only one shot.  "Smile you over-ripe short tempered-" she said as she launched a volley of gravy from her gun into Lori's mouth. The were-turkey screech-gobbled as she reverted painfully back to her blonde self.

After all the misery that was the Thanksgiving Virus, the Louds resumed a state of normalcy, and right before the promised day, even!  However, there was a chance that this disaster may stay in the hearts of the Louds after being so close to losing their loved ones.

Lisa wanted to study the effects on the virus.  Unfortunately for her, and fortunately for us, the made her throw out all the samples that were left behind...or did she!?

*The end...?*

A.N: Woah...never thought I'd write something as crazy as this!?  Let alone a 2-sentence horror short.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, AND CARRY THE LIFELIGHT!

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