The Christmas wreaths were an important decoration for the holidays.  Now they served a greater purpose, to fight against the invading Obsidian Forgeworlds.

Lily was the nicest on Santa's list.  It could be because she's half elf.

Maggie was a volunteer at the town mall, so elective credits were a thing for her...the shifty mall elves however, had other plans as they set up their Dimensional shifter to bring Santa's Workshop.

*tv static*

"Snowball Launchers initiated!" a voice said...

"Alright! Snowzookas are primed and ready for battle!  I love the smell of salt ice in the morning." Lisa said, admiring the pristine snow.

"Lisa...no one's gonna get that reference." Leo said, facepalming at his sister's movie quote.

"This coming from a alien kid who's powers are based on energized nanos?" Lisa shot back.

"MAX STEEL WAS AN INSPIRATION FOR MY OLD SUIT AND YOU KNOW IT!" he replied, shocked.

"Fair enough...never roast someone who can clap back!" Lisa replied, smugly smiling.

"Everyone, the snow wars will begin soon!  First to 200 'kills' wins!" the announcer guy said.

"Well, good hunting Lisa!" Leo said as he shifted to his Winter Z formation.

"Hmm, why haven't we rolled that out yet?  Oh, pfft.  Must have been a small memo skip.  Something to add to my job box."  Lisa said taking position as she loaded her snow based artillery.

The camera rotates showing Franklin Avenue.  Red team consisted of Lori, Leni Luna and Luan and Lynn.

Blue team consisted of Leo Lincoln Lucy Lana and Lola.

Green Team consisted of Lisa Lily Maggie Haiku and Benny

Yellow Team consisted of Ninja Lori, Lightmaiden Lucy, Purple Thunder, Shade Lincoln and Draco Lynn, with a red fur windbreaker.

"Team Deathmatch begins in 30 seconds!  Prepare your weapons and come out swinging!"

*tv static*

"YO, I WAS WATCHING THAT!  BARKEEP, TELL EM TO TURN BACK!" A disgruntled Boy Lynn shouted.

"I'm trying, but Mini Linka keeps changing the channel!"  Barkeep Lynn said as she chased the mini Linka around the room.

"You can't catch me!" the said Mini Linka said, as she threw root-beer and Dr. Skipper bottles around.

(mini Linka is a part of a gag every time the tv static comes up...see that brief skirt color flash?  That's her changing the channel.)

*tv static*

Tired of the same bland breakfast you get every weekend?

Me: Yes

Lincoln: Yeah!

THEN YOU NEED: Loudious Bits!  The cereal that packs a punch!

With all the essential nutrients and taste both parents and children love!

Both: For real!?

Yeah!  We also have a winter edition!  Act now and you get to see the Planetary conjunction up close and personal!

Me: Are you sure we should be this close!?

Nonsense!  You'll be fine!

*both scream as snowstorms and meteors pelt them both!*

Now with extra meteor marshmallows!

Me: Ow...did someone get the license of that Maggie Greystorm!? *faints*

Lincoln: Not again!  Get us outta here!

*POOF*

Me: That was close...

Lincoln: I'll say!

With marshmallow Maggies inside your cerial, you'll get TWICE the fun!

Maggie Greystorm: HEY!  Who hurt my besties!?

Uh, they just took a little trip!

*she was not having it!*

Maggie Greystorm: I'M GONNA DECK YOUR HALLS, JINGLE YOUR BELLS AND ROCK YOUR DAMN CHRISTMAS TREE!

*she stomps towards the camera and sounds of things breaking occur, you can hear Grey Golemite roaring as she trashes the set!*

Loudious Bits, part of a good breakfast! *hurk!*

Grey Golemite: *her face showed a fury, before she smiled for a few seconds* And remember, check your boxes for the prizes!

Both: Yeah!  Thanks Grey Golemite!

Grey Golemite: You are most welcome!  *back to enraged face mode!* Now, where was I...oh yeah! *cloud of violence ensues as Lincoln and I eat the cereal!*

*Disclaimer: not available in Great Lakes City, side effects include a very angry Emo crashing through your door and painful bruising.  Don't eat more than two bowls a day, see your doctor if you get frequent nosebleeds.*

*punching and bleeping, which implied swearing continues*

*tv static*

(Cue City Escape Holiday version)

Lincoln: (in snowboarding gear) Rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go gotta follow my-

*trips over a loose ice stone*

*tv static*

Lana: Cookie Eating contest, go!

Goku: It's too bad we couldn't enter that Vegeta...

Vegeta: Pfh, I'd win that contest hands down!

Me: Yeah, you'd definitely would!

Vegeta: ABOUT TIME- I mean, good...glad you know who'd actually win!

*next up, Decoration Speed!*

Lynn: i got this wrapped up!

 Blue Eyes Maggie: You wish!

*tv static*

(that's all for now, again, a bit stronger than last time. See if you can guess the references!)