Vili: GOD I'M SO TIREED AFTER THIS SHOPPING THING!!! I NEEEED PIEEEE TO KEEEP ME ALIVE!!!!!

Daphne: then let's go to cafè!!! Pies all around!!! I pay today gurls!!!

Girls: YAAAAH!!!! FREE PIES!!!!!

***
At the cafe

Girls: *eats pies like crazy*

Melui: after this one, I'm going on a diet.

Girls: yeah yeah, me too yeah niom niommm...

Alya: UHH I'M STUFFED

Aura: MEH TOO

***

Waiter: good day gentelments, what do you want to order?

Merry: PIE!!! I WANT PIE!!!

Waiter: I'm sorry, but all of the pies are eaten by those girls *points at the stuffed girls table*

Merry: Vili??

Aragorn: Melui??

Thranduil: Alya???

Pippin: what are they doing here without us??

Legolas: they are having a girls night...

Kili: what?? A night without us?? Why??

Thranduil: God, don't act like you don't know, dwarf. The girls night, is the night when girls talk about boys, laughs, paint their nails, and eats lots of piee!!!

Kili: ohh...ohh...

Elrohir: Then we are going to have boys night!!!

Lindir: what we are going to do??

Elrohir: ya know, practice sword fighting, archery, drink pints of beer, talk about gurlzz and ya know, men things.

Bard: SO LET'S GO CAUSE I'M STARTING TO SPY THEM!!! *puts binoculars away*

Haldir: spy them? Hmmm...nice idea ya know...

Frodo:yeah...*slowly grabs Bard's binoculars*