Mordor's Makeover

Vili-you know, Mordor is a little too dark

Nayru-we should make it pretty!

Livia-I have a giant can of glitter!! Can we use that?

Novalee-yesssss

Lili-Lets hop on the Eagles and fly over Mordor with the glitter and sprinkle it on all the orcs :)

Vili-lets do it!!

*Gandalf appears*

Gandalf-I have summoned the Eagles!

*butterfly appears*

Vili-THE EAGLES ARE COMING

*eagles arrive*

Livia-here *hoists giant can of glitter up to Vili*

Vili-why do you have this anyways?

Livia-why not?

Lili-her boyfriend is Legolas, what do you think?

Vili-lol does Legolas borrow this sometimes?

Novalee-it's more likely Thrandy who uses it

*all laugh*

*All the girls get on their Eagles and fly to Mordor*

*glitter starts falling and Sauron is confused*

Sauron-what? What is this substance falling from the sky? OH MY GOD I GOT A SPECK IN MY EYE OH LORD HELP SARUMAN!!!!!!!!!

Saruman-*appears in Mordor* YES ARE YOU ALRIGHT???? WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?!?!

Sauron-*eye is watering* I CANT SEE I HAVE A SPARKLY THING IN MY EYE!!!!

*girls continue sprinkling glitter and laughing at Sauron and Saruman*

Saruman-*looks up* YOU! *points at girls*

Nayru-uh oh :D

Lili-he can't catch us!

Livia-lets get those orcs with this glitter *swoops down and dumps can on orcs*

Orc #1-what's going on? *puts hands up and catches some glitter* *sniffs it and it goes all up his nose* AHH WHAT THE HECK?!?

Orc #2-preeeetttyyyyyyy this isn't going to wash out of my armour *pouts*

Orc #3-*prancing around in the glitter, throwing it*

Novalee-lets see how our bad guys are doing ^.^

Sauron-I STILL CANT SEE

Saruman-MY LORDSHIP THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO

Vili-I know something you can do ;)

Saruman-...what...

All Girls-MAKEOVER!!!!! *get off Eagles and tackle Saruman, tying his hands together, sit him on a chair*

Saruman-SAURON HELP!!!!! *struggles to get free*

Lili-lets put on some mascara *applies mascara to Saruman*

Saruman-STOP NOW YOU PEASANTS!!

Nayru-but you haven't got any eye shadow yet *puts on bright purple eye shadow*

Saruman-THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS YOU ALL WILL PAY!!!

Novalee-no I already payed for this lipstick *puts bright red lipstick on him* and it sure was expensive :)

Saruman-*accidentally licks lips* THIS STUFF TASTES LIKE DEATH!!

Novalee-it's actually strawberry flavoured xD

Livia-we can't forget blush :) *puts on bright red blush*

Vili-and last but certainly not least! I'm going to paint your nails!

*all girls hold Saruman down while Vili paints his nails bright pink*

Saruman-NOOOOOOOOOOO

Sauron-*laughs*

Saruman-I'm ugly *pouts*

Novalee-you are the most beautiful thing in Mordor currently...

Orc #3-I WANNA BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN MORDOR

Vili-TIME TO GO!!

*all girls get on Eagles and fly back to their homes*

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Hope you liked this short chapter!! Sorry for the long wait!! Next up we are having a BBQ party at the river, a camping party, possibly a fashion show and also a Rock Band party. Everyone is involved so don't worry!!!! Stay tuned!!!!!!
~Kat

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