Mordor's Makeover
Vili-you know, Mordor is a little too dark
Nayru-we should make it pretty!
Livia-I have a giant can of glitter!! Can we use that?
Novalee-yesssss
Lili-Lets hop on the Eagles and fly over Mordor with the glitter and sprinkle it on all the orcs :)
Vili-lets do it!!
*Gandalf appears*
Gandalf-I have summoned the Eagles!
*butterfly appears*
Vili-THE EAGLES ARE COMING
*eagles arrive*
Livia-here *hoists giant can of glitter up to Vili*
Vili-why do you have this anyways?
Livia-why not?
Lili-her boyfriend is Legolas, what do you think?
Vili-lol does Legolas borrow this sometimes?
Novalee-it's more likely Thrandy who uses it
*all laugh*
*All the girls get on their Eagles and fly to Mordor*
*glitter starts falling and Sauron is confused*
Sauron-what? What is this substance falling from the sky? OH MY GOD I GOT A SPECK IN MY EYE OH LORD HELP SARUMAN!!!!!!!!!
Saruman-*appears in Mordor* YES ARE YOU ALRIGHT???? WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?!?!
Sauron-*eye is watering* I CANT SEE I HAVE A SPARKLY THING IN MY EYE!!!!
*girls continue sprinkling glitter and laughing at Sauron and Saruman*
Saruman-*looks up* YOU! *points at girls*
Nayru-uh oh :D
Lili-he can't catch us!
Livia-lets get those orcs with this glitter *swoops down and dumps can on orcs*
Orc #1-what's going on? *puts hands up and catches some glitter* *sniffs it and it goes all up his nose* AHH WHAT THE HECK?!?
Orc #2-preeeetttyyyyyyy this isn't going to wash out of my armour *pouts*
Orc #3-*prancing around in the glitter, throwing it*
Novalee-lets see how our bad guys are doing ^.^
Sauron-I STILL CANT SEE
Saruman-MY LORDSHIP THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO
Vili-I know something you can do ;)
Saruman-...what...
All Girls-MAKEOVER!!!!! *get off Eagles and tackle Saruman, tying his hands together, sit him on a chair*
Saruman-SAURON HELP!!!!! *struggles to get free*
Lili-lets put on some mascara *applies mascara to Saruman*
Saruman-STOP NOW YOU PEASANTS!!
Nayru-but you haven't got any eye shadow yet *puts on bright purple eye shadow*
Saruman-THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS YOU ALL WILL PAY!!!
Novalee-no I already payed for this lipstick *puts bright red lipstick on him* and it sure was expensive :)
Saruman-*accidentally licks lips* THIS STUFF TASTES LIKE DEATH!!
Novalee-it's actually strawberry flavoured xD
Livia-we can't forget blush :) *puts on bright red blush*
Vili-and last but certainly not least! I'm going to paint your nails!
*all girls hold Saruman down while Vili paints his nails bright pink*
Saruman-NOOOOOOOOOOO
Sauron-*laughs*
Saruman-I'm ugly *pouts*
Novalee-you are the most beautiful thing in Mordor currently...
Orc #3-I WANNA BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN MORDOR
Vili-TIME TO GO!!
*all girls get on Eagles and fly back to their homes*
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Hope you liked this short chapter!! Sorry for the long wait!! Next up we are having a BBQ party at the river, a camping party, possibly a fashion show and also a Rock Band party. Everyone is involved so don't worry!!!! Stay tuned!!!!!!
~Kat
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