Okay I just couldn't help myself 😂😂

Imagine that the elves make a fashion and hair commercial starring Thranduil. I got my inspiration from the HILLYWOOD show, and used their lyrics.

Everyone was bustling around, for the show would be starting in about five minutes with Thranduil as the lead. All the elves were twirling their hair, and talking excitedly. These elves included Legolas Haldir, Lindir, Arwen, and Galadriel. Suddenly, Thranduil struts in with the camera rolling.

Thranduil: EVERYBODY LINE UP! 🎵

Haldir pairs with Galadriel, while Lindir and Arwen link arms leaving Legolas in the back where he will join his father.

Thranduil: *snaps fingers* THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO START! PLACES!🎵

Legolas: *struts up next to his father* You have to show a look, have a look, or give a look!🎵 *makes dramatic pose while flipping his hair*

Galadriel: *makes poker face* Faces! 🎵

Legolas: *throws glitter* BEAUTIFUL! 🎵

Thranduil: no one ugly aloud! 🎵*smirks and laughs*

All of the elves strut out into the stage leaving only Thranduil to remain. Suddenly the fog machine comes on and Thranduil rides on his elk.

Thranduil: *wearing shades* Fashion is the art! Design is on the gods 🎵

Haldir: Models play the part of angels in the dark 🎵 *does ballet twirl*

Galadriel: *spooky voice* WHICH OF YOU WANR TO EVER DARE TO GO AGAIN THAT BEAUTY IS A TRAITOR AND EVERYONE IS PAID 🎵

Lindir: *shakes hips sassily* WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?🎵

Arwen: *follows Lindir* WHO ARE YOU WEARING 🎵

Lindir: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?🎵

Arwen: WHO ARE YOU WEARING?🎵

Haldir: *struts to the front* Sean, John Calvin Klein, Donna Karrens Fashion line 🎵

Legolas: *pushes Haldir out of the way* Valentino, YSL, Ferragamo and Channel🎵

Elrond: *struts in to the center*

Lindir: O-O

Elrond: *joins in* Holstein Gucci Firrauchi, *holds up poodle quickly while looking at the camera seriously* Don't forget my poochie Fendi and and Amani- 🎵

Arwen: *links arms* God I miss Gianni 🎵

Everyone seperates into partners. Haldir begins to tango with Galadriel along with Legolas and Arwen leaving Lindir Elrond and Thranduil, with Thrandy in the center.

Lindir: Kenneth Cole Michael Korrs 🎵*throws fabrics in the air*

Elrond: Ms Ford I can't afford 🎵 *waves around easily*

Thranduil: *shakes hips sassily* D&G BCBG looking good is never easy. Oscar de la Renta Vultton-🎵

Galadriel: *spooky voice* BEAUTY HAS A PRICE🎵

Thranduil: *laughs hysterically* WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?🎵

Gandalf: AND CUT!

Legolas: *struts in front of the camera* Hi! You just watched our super fabulous Hair and fashion line commercial where We promoted our wonderful sleek and shine shampoo and our newest fashion line!

Lindir: *shoves him out of the way* To order our new fashion line Fabulous, go to www.elvenfashionista.com and select which pieces of clothing you would like-

Haldir: or perhaps, they would like the new Sleek and shine! With this, their hair can get the best treatment like it deserves.

Elrond: SWISH! *flips hair with a serious face*

Thranduil: *steps in front* It's true! Your hair deserves the best! That's why my new Fabulous sleek and shine will do the job! Your hair will remain in place and perfect, whether it be rain or shine, for a good 12 hours. We have different concorions such as my wonderful Elks hair, and of course, flowers from Lorien! So quickly order today! Ladies! Let's show them how it's done!

They strut back a bit, a girl on either side. Suddenly they whip around

Theme SWISH! *flip hair*

Thranduil: where fabulousness is achieved *winks*

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