Thorin is online
Thrandruil is online

Thorin: hey elfie

Thrandruil: hey dwarfie

Thorin: I'm much more king like than you are!

Thrandruil: oh you wanna go there? You aren't nearly as fabulous as I am!

Thorin: I'm much more majestic!

Thrandruil: I have an elk!

Thorin: I have the arkenstone!! Along with a whole mountain full of treasure!!

Thrandruil: I have a girlfriend!!

Thorin: I have girls that cry over my family's death!!

Thrandruil; I have much more fabulous fangirls than you do!!

Emily: girls girls there's only one way to settle this...

Thorin: Yes! I challenge you to a YO MAMMA WAR!!

Thrandruil: oh have you forgotten that it was I that beat you the first time!!

Thorin: we were kids! We are now men so we can settle this once and for all who is more kingly!!

Thrandruil: yo mamma so old that her birth certificate says expired!!

Thorin: yo mamma so ugly that bob the builder said I CANT FIX IT!

Thrandruil: yo mamma so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up to her and sang (dances and sings) we are family! Even though your fatter than me!!

Thorin: yo mamma so fat that when she got on the scale they nurse said I need your weight not your number!

Thrandruil: Yo mamma so fat that when she sat on Walmart she lowered the prices!!

THORIN: yo mamma so stupid that she hit 911 on the microwave and couldn't find the call button!!

Thrandruil: yo mamma so fat that when she went to the zoo the hippos were jealous!!

Itarilde; you go Thrandy!!!

Gandalf: enough of this foolishness!! *flips hair and puts on sunglasses * I am the most fabulous and majestic of all because one I am Gandalf the White I am the head of my order I took down the Balrog and I have saved your lives multiple times BOOM SHAKALAKA!!! Huzzah!!
THORIN: WHAT!????!!!

Thrandruil: no!! That's not fair!!!

Emily: well he did list more heroic stuff then you guys did so Gandalf is the most majestic and fabulous of them all!!