Keep in mind the Wizards are drunk the entire time
Emily is online
Gandalf is online
Sauroman is online
Pippin is online

Gandalf : heeey Sauromannnn

Sauroman: Gandyyyyy! How Ya doin??

Gandalf: just fabulous dahling!

Emily: let's play truth or dare!!

Pippin: I'll video tape!!

Emily: Sauroman truth or dare?

Sauroman: DARE!!! O_o

Pippin: this should be good

Emily: I dare you to go any woman of your choosing and say your in love and propose!!!

Sauroman: ooh I know who!

Pippin: ohh eat some mushrooms will Ya?

Sauroman: mkay! NOMNOMNOM! Welp I'm off to find the woman of my dreams! *grabs harp and flies on an eagle to Rohan*

At Rohan

Emily: Eowyn! Do you have a minute?

Eowyn: Ya I do sup ?

Emily: Sauroman has something important to tell you.

Eowyn: yes?

Sauroman: *plays harp and sings* fair maiden Eowyn I love you so much won't you be mine?

Eowyn: it's a little late for Valentine's Day...

Sauroman: 🎵your looks are beyond compare!

Eowyn:your very old...

Sauroman: you are the love of my life Eowyn I will die without your love I need you I love you!

Eowyn: no dude your old your creepy and... Are you drunk???

Sauroman: why yes I am

Eowyn: all the more reason to say no...first Grima then you... What is it with old creepy guys finding me attractive??

Sauroman; so that's. A yesssss ??

Eowyn: no

Sauroman: my preciousssss O_O I am your angeeeel of music sing for me angeeeeelof musiccccc

Eowyn: oh would you lol at the time! It's time for my sewing lesson with Galadriel!! Tootles!

Emily:LOL Gandalf truth or dare?

Gandalf: uhhhh DARE!!

Emily: I dare you to ride into hobbition and light fireworks saying I AM THE BALROG CRUSHER!!

Gandalf: okay!! *eats mushrooms* *puts on shades and flips hair* I got dis

At hobbition Gandalf is going at a really fast speed and he lights a rocket and he begins to speak as this is happening

Gandalf; I AM GANDALF THE WHITE AND I AM THE BALROG CRUSHER!! BOKM SHAKALAKA HUZZAH!!!

Fae/Emily : YOLO!! HOLLA!