Emily Thranduil Legolas Leiphe Smaug and Bard are online

Emily: Welcome fans to the battle of the bands! Hey that rhymed! Today the elves vs dwarfs we'll be battling to see who has the best band. There will be three samples of songs that they will perform each. One the crowd will sing along with. ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ROCK!!! In just a moment the Fabulous band will be out to perform so get comfy before it begins!

Thrandruil: alright team huddle! We got five minutes on to show! Now we wanna win right?

Others: yeah!

Thrandruil: then let me the star! I promise this performance is gonna be epic if you guys please let my light shine!

Bard: oh what the heck sure why not! Just don't make me lose my dignity

Thrandruil : AWESOME alright put your hands in!

Bard: Oh gawd..

Thrandruil: wait! Everybody needs this! *spreads the spray and glitter on them* Alright put your hands in! On three one 2 3 FABULOUS!!

Others: FABULOUS!!!

Emily: HERE THEY COME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PUT YO HANDS TOGETHER FOR TEAM FABULOUS!!!

Crowd goes wild

Bard: hey guys! Thanks for coming out! So we decided that this one is the interaction one hope you enjoy! ONE TWO THREE! This hit that ice cold Michelle Pleiffer that white gold! This one for them hood girls them good girls straight master pieces!!

Legolas: Stylin Whilein livin it up in the city for chucks on with Saint Laurent gotta kiss myself so pretty!

Smaug: IM TOO HOT!

Crowd: HOT DANG!

Bard: called a police and a fireman!

Smaug: IM TOO HOT!

Crowd: HOT DANG!

Bard: gotta make a dragon retire man!

Smaug: IM TOO HOT!

Crowd: HOT DANG

Bard: say my name and you know who I am!

Smaug: IM TOO HOT!

Crowd: HOT DANG!

Bard: am I bad bout that money break it down!

Leiphe: girls hit you hallelujah!!

Crowd: Woo!

Leiphe: girls hit you hallelujah!

Crowd: woo!

Thrandruil: CUZ uptown funk gonna give it to Ya! (3x)

Legolas: Saturday night we in the spot don't believe me just watch!

At the end they all pose and take a bow to get ready for the next performance.

Emily: there next performance is firework!

They begin to sing and lift in the air

Leiphe: do you ever feel feel so paper thin like a house of cards one blow from caving in. Do you already feel buried deep six feet under but no one seems to hear a thing.

Legolas: do you know that there's a chance for you cause there's a spark in you you just gotta-

Thrandruil:*lifts higher than the rest* ignite the light and let it shine! Just own the night like the Fourth of July!

bard shoots firework as Smaug ignites it with fire

Thrandruil : CUZ BABY YOUR A FIREWORK! COME AND SHOW THEM WHAT YOUR WORTH! MAKE THEM GO OH OH OH OH AS YOU SHOOT ACROSS THE SKY!

Smaug: BABY YOUR A FIREWORK COME ON LET YOUR COLORS BURST! Make them go oh oh oh! Your gonna leave them in awe!

Legolas: BOOM BOOM BOOM EVEN BRIGHTER IN THE MOON MOON MOON!!

Leiphe: BOOOM BOOM BOOM EVEN BRIGHTER THAN THE MOON MOON MOON!

All lower down and take a bow and get ready for the last performance.

Thrandruil: It's out with the old and in with the new! Goodbye clouds of grey hello skies of blue!

Legolas: a dip in the pool, a trip to the spa endless days in my shades the whole world according to-

Thrandruil: moi!!!

Leiphe: EXCUSE ME!! *pause* thank you.

Thrandruil: *rides on elk* I want fabulous that is my simple request. I want fabulous bigger better and best. I need something to help me get along . I need a little fabulous is that so wrong! *hops off elk flips hair and puts on shades * Summer like never before I WANT MORE!!!

Legolas/Leiphe: He wants fabulous that is his is his simple request! All things fabulous bigger better and best! He needs something inspiring to help him get along he needs a little fabulous IS THAT SO WRONG??

Thrandruil: *throwing random stuff* this won't do that's a bore that's insulting I need more I NEED I NEED (6x) FABULOUS!!!

Thrandruil: give me fabulous hair fabulous style fabulous eyes fabulous smile. Oh I like what I see I like it a lot this is absolutely fabulous!

Leiphe/Legolas: BIGGER BETTER BEST!

Thrandruil: *hops on elk puts on shade and poses* FABULOUS!!!

Glitter rains down as they l take a bow

Emily: WOW IS ALL I GOTTA SAY!! In just a few moments the dwarves will be performing!